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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - Movie Review 

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@Granturion
@Granturion 6 лет назад
Lack of jeff goldblum was also disappointing.
@ereny.2744
@ereny.2744 6 лет назад
well at least he got handsomely compensated for his half of a morning he was on set shooting
@joeygaming8856
@joeygaming8856 6 лет назад
That's the only disappointing thing about that movie TO ME
@bro-be3bd
@bro-be3bd 6 лет назад
Mate, did you want to see 30 minutes of Daddy Goldblum in court?
@joeygaming8856
@joeygaming8856 6 лет назад
@@bro-be3bd HA good one 😂
@vadamsvengeance3219
@vadamsvengeance3219 5 лет назад
He was just a fucking cameo for god's sake!
@dr.manhattan7283
@dr.manhattan7283 6 лет назад
Every comment- “Yeah I knew this was gonna suck. Ugh why do they keep making these” Opening Weekend- “ Yeah can I get a ticket for Jurassic World”
@oompie815
@oompie815 6 лет назад
Dr. Manhattan I bought a ticket for Avengers: Infinity War, to see this movie.
@BabysitterSky
@BabysitterSky 6 лет назад
Dr. Manhattan nailed it
@antwanscott97
@antwanscott97 6 лет назад
Dr. Manhattan I'm seeing Superfly and Incredibles 2
@BuffetPentagon
@BuffetPentagon 6 лет назад
Yea but who doesn't want to watch big cgi dinosaurs just cause everyone knows the plot is dog shit doesn't mean it can't be slightly entertaining
@jjmcn8377
@jjmcn8377 6 лет назад
Dr. Manhattan I mean I get unlimited movie tickets a month for a set price so I'm not losing anything by seeing it
@TheJohnandAxelShow
@TheJohnandAxelShow 6 лет назад
That smile... I can never trust that smile...
@swervezki
@swervezki 6 лет назад
The John and Axel Show ikr the thumbnail
@dog-xq5jw
@dog-xq5jw 6 лет назад
Ya I was thinking "Oh cool he liked the movie" then sike
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 6 лет назад
Yeah, that's what i mean. Stuckmann's review are so downgrade now, down with unnecessary complains and an poker face.
@anomalyinc3239
@anomalyinc3239 6 лет назад
The John and Axel Show thank you 👏👏👏
@jrwoodson3927
@jrwoodson3927 5 лет назад
I wish had friends like that to talk to about movies for hours.
@ossProduction
@ossProduction 4 года назад
Me three 😢
@RunnerProblems
@RunnerProblems 4 года назад
Go to a film school and talk to students.
@marianododdsibanez62
@marianododdsibanez62 4 года назад
I wish that too
@kadenarnett528
@kadenarnett528 4 года назад
Me too
@daboi8734
@daboi8734 4 года назад
Me too, my friends only like action scenes and nothing else. They don't care about drama, character development, cinematography or anything else
@jason-jc9bz
@jason-jc9bz 6 лет назад
just rewatched jurassic park...is it just me or does the cgi from the 90s still stand up?
@jeffreymurray2661
@jeffreymurray2661 6 лет назад
Sephiroth absolutely! A movie made 25 years ago is still better then most of the shit that comes out now. FK was just a fun movie nothing special like the 1st JP
@noobbotgaming2173
@noobbotgaming2173 6 лет назад
For some shots. Others especially with the raptors in the kitchen look fake.
@BlakeRocks52
@BlakeRocks52 6 лет назад
It’s just you. Most the cgi in the original sucks dude
@marer1000
@marer1000 6 лет назад
It weren't CGI, it was mostly robotics. You can find a museum of the original robotics used on the Big Island in Hawaii where it was shoot which ironically also had the recent volcano incident.
@booradley3400
@booradley3400 6 лет назад
Sephiroth wow! Pretty bold statement
@mauritiusblackwell3990
@mauritiusblackwell3990 6 лет назад
Chris: I'd rather watch 3. Raptor: Alan!
@Mio248
@Mio248 6 лет назад
Alan: Aaaghh!!! lmao
@DavidRay39
@DavidRay39 6 лет назад
Raiga Saezima that's not scary at all. A giant mesosaurus (or however you spell it) appearing out of nowhere and devouring both a pteranadon AND a fully grown woman is _very_ scary.
@mauritiusblackwell3990
@mauritiusblackwell3990 6 лет назад
I never said it was. That was a reference to Honest Trailers and their constant use of that raptor clip.
@RYMAN1321
@RYMAN1321 6 лет назад
David Ray That was an awesome scene .
@Phinal_Flash
@Phinal_Flash 6 лет назад
Raiga Saezima, blasphemy
@EvanTomiko
@EvanTomiko 6 лет назад
Most of the movies trailers this days spoils you 95% of the movie. That's why I decided not to watch them all.
@Victoria-so1in
@Victoria-so1in 3 года назад
Same.
@noradennis4361
@noradennis4361 3 года назад
Same here.
@Christopher-ms5ke
@Christopher-ms5ke 3 года назад
I usually watch one teaser/trailer if I know nothing of the film or series. If I want to see it then a 2nd or 3rd trailer won’t change my mind so I go into most movies knowing basically nothing. I love it this way.
@jshudo44
@jshudo44 3 года назад
That’s why I try to avoid trailers at all costs
@Fl0k5ser
@Fl0k5ser 3 года назад
Same, and including Marvel movies too. I know they don't spoil their movies in the trailer but i just want to be surprised watching the movie so i kept my expectation low and went to the movies with a complete blind
@jhefferheff
@jhefferheff 6 лет назад
I feel Chris Pratt plays the same character in every movie I have seen so far.
@zadoruphin7794
@zadoruphin7794 6 лет назад
Cuz he’s good in that kind of role.
@v1gamer214
@v1gamer214 6 лет назад
He plays himself
@SuperMattman21
@SuperMattman21 6 лет назад
You just noticed...
@demonpride1975
@demonpride1975 6 лет назад
Vivaan Shyam the problem is he will never be cast for anything but this, reminds me of how 1 hour photo was a pile of shit, and why is that because Robin Williams was a comedian, not a bad guy. many an actor get's burned out because they keep getting type cast.
@prophetofbara1214
@prophetofbara1214 6 лет назад
Chris Pratt isn't a very dynamic actor.
@thatfunkymonkey7667
@thatfunkymonkey7667 6 лет назад
When you build the worlds most expensive theme park next to an active volcano
@gamestation2690
@gamestation2690 6 лет назад
To be fair, that was in the original book. The park was powered up by the island's geothermal energy.
@okuraorca
@okuraorca 6 лет назад
They stated in the movie that the volcano was dormant at the time of Jurassic World, then became hyper active in the three years between the movies, reaching a crisis point about the time of this movie.
@PasSpin
@PasSpin 6 лет назад
Coleman Trebor They used it as a source of energy.
@gamestation2690
@gamestation2690 6 лет назад
That's what I said.
@jacobf.2224
@jacobf.2224 6 лет назад
Coleman Trebor Oy vey, this comment again... Nice and original! But in all seriousness, can we stop pretending it’s illogical that humans build stuff around volcanos? Because it happens all the time. I’ve seen people present this like some legitimate story flaw, and it just isn’t.
@SupermanBlack1987
@SupermanBlack1987 6 лет назад
Who knew that Jeff Goldblum's comment from the first Jurassic Park would become So Meta.
@fangal12
@fangal12 6 лет назад
I've seen so many reviewers play that clip while reviewing this movie. I laugh every time because it's just so poignant.
@blingbling574
@blingbling574 6 лет назад
One of my life's lessons on impulsive behaviour, "Even if you could, doesn't mean, you should".
@shodan8687
@shodan8687 6 лет назад
I found it generic, nothing surprised me, the villains felt dull, and the second half felt like something out of dino crisis with resident evil plus slasher film, but that's me.
@dmon3331
@dmon3331 6 лет назад
Second half felt like dino crisis with resident evil plus slasher film? Well that sounds fucken awesome
@demonpride1975
@demonpride1975 6 лет назад
even if no one saw the trailer. the indo raptor you knew that shit was going to happen, not to be rude the only good thing that happened, is henry wu is gone. fucking thank god. i mean how did he last this many movies and not get put on trial for crimes against humanity.
@wazup3333
@wazup3333 5 лет назад
watching this movie review right after his initial jurassic park world 1 review. lol he basically boasted about the first one and how great it is and now hes switching up and contradicting himself saying its bad. Seems he got bipolar opinions on the movies. Anyway i dont see how anyone but 12 year olds can think jurassic world and the sequel are good. Both are garbage. 3 has much better plot, realisticity, screenplay, acting, soundtrack..
@Aldo_The_Apache76
@Aldo_The_Apache76 5 лет назад
@@dmon3331 it does sound awesome. Imagine if Jurassic Park got the "It" treatment, an R rated Jurassic Park horror movie.
@iforgot87872
@iforgot87872 4 года назад
wazup3333 realisticity... you mean realism right? Jurassic park 3 just doesn’t have much story. It’s simple it didn’t really try very hard.
@bluebreeze4258
@bluebreeze4258 6 лет назад
I was confused for a second since he kind of looked like Chris Pratt
@Nkanyiso_K
@Nkanyiso_K 6 лет назад
😂 *WHY IS HE SMILING IN THE THUMBNAIL*
@ErickTosar
@ErickTosar 6 лет назад
so you see it!
@rayanalnakar7452
@rayanalnakar7452 6 лет назад
So he could throw people off into believing that he liked the movie :)
@newtjorden1957
@newtjorden1957 6 лет назад
To make sure you watch the review of course
@Jasonsmith-sr1ke
@Jasonsmith-sr1ke 6 лет назад
Nkanyiso Innocent Khwane clickbait
@unholydiver1095
@unholydiver1095 6 лет назад
He does that with every movie review. Probably to leave you clueless on what is to come with his review
@jordanleach4937
@jordanleach4937 6 лет назад
That ending Chris, sums the movie up brilliantly 😂
@ReadyPlayerMovies
@ReadyPlayerMovies 6 лет назад
I relate to this on a major level haha!
@DarkElitePredator
@DarkElitePredator 6 лет назад
Jordan Leach That clip is easily relatable with companies that take terrific trilogys into some big major cash grab franchise like 343 with halo. Disney with pirates and now sadly it feels like it with JP even doe I love and enjoy all of those movies even the last one JW and I probably still go see this one
@dalekrenegade2596
@dalekrenegade2596 6 лет назад
Halo 5 is very comparable to this film. With cool story elements in the marketing (hunt the truth/dpg website) but next to no effort is made to include them into the main story.
@osbely
@osbely 6 лет назад
Best review ending EVAR!
@blackdragon6
@blackdragon6 6 лет назад
Halo 5 would have been good if it wasn't called Halo 5
@icemanx90
@icemanx90 6 лет назад
I was very disappointed by how the Indoraptor literally did nothing that made it seem unique other than the stupid laser gun thing. The Indominus Rex was way more badass and made the movie actually have a real sense of terror. This one was just kinda oh hey it's the Indoraptor in room Z of this mansion. Oh now its room C. Like wtf is this Resident Evil? lol
@InkHeart17
@InkHeart17 6 лет назад
I was disappointed by the indoraptor too. If it needs a laser sight and audio component to lock in a target, then it's way easier for someone pointing a laser sight to just put the laser on a gun and shoot the target - why use a dinosaur?
@Pozzy
@Pozzy 6 лет назад
I DEFINITELY agree with this 100%. They had good jump scares but the indoraptor was not scary enough to me, the indominus rex was definitely scarier. The indoraptor wasn't as smart as I wanted it to be. I wanted more scenes of the indoraptor outsmarting the humans making it a big threat but all it really did was just brute force.
@Allosaurus1456
@Allosaurus1456 6 лет назад
Shut up idiot the Indoraptor did plenty of things
@glennb6020
@glennb6020 6 лет назад
Anthony Merriweather II it killed some grunts, and struggled to kill an 8 year old. I have no idea why it obsessed over the child either? It could have killed the other two but left for her. It should have kicked the shit out of blue yet struggled. It was meant to better.
@sebastiantorres9283
@sebastiantorres9283 6 лет назад
Edward Davila I can’t agree with you more! The Indominus Rex was way more awesome and it really felt like it was unstoppable,but the Indoraptor just felt like all of the bad things about the Indominus Rex put into another dinosaur
@TheMongolat
@TheMongolat 5 лет назад
Chris; I wasn't a huge fan of Jurassic World, it was a disappointment. Also Chris: I'm gonna give Jurassic World a B. Now, I'm guessing you have seen Jurassic World a few more times since your first review and your mind has changed slightly.
@BushHead90
@BushHead90 4 года назад
I literally just watched the review of Jurassic World and the review Chris gave felt completely different to what he just said now
@TaylorHuston
@TaylorHuston 4 года назад
This. I just watched both reviews back to back. Maybe he soured a bit on Jurassic World after the initial hype on subsequent rewatches? I've definitely had that happen to me. Once the shiny glow wears off and you notice the flaws.
@God-xw1nu
@God-xw1nu 4 года назад
@@Nanu67-e9j he gave toy story 4 an A and he says it's great
@VibrationPsy
@VibrationPsy 4 года назад
Popular opinion changed so he doesnt want to look like a dunce? Watched back to back and yeah he toned it way down. Sad.
@colli_wolly
@colli_wolly 4 года назад
BingeKing He gave Leigh Whannel’s film Upgrade a B, and later said that it was awesome at the beginning of his Invisible Man review.
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
Well, if you play it generic, you play it safe
@jessec.6876
@jessec.6876 6 лет назад
Justin Y. BE GONE
@nicholasbajestani1119
@nicholasbajestani1119 6 лет назад
Justin Y. Who even are you?
@NathanGatten
@NathanGatten 6 лет назад
Words you obviously take to heart. Post a generic comment early and get likes.
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
Justin Y. Your comments are generic!
@umphreak9999
@umphreak9999 6 лет назад
are you describing yourself?
@squatch545
@squatch545 6 лет назад
Go on....give it a lower grade. You know you want to.
@gandalfthegrey2592
@gandalfthegrey2592 6 лет назад
he probably will say he absolutely hated when talking about jurassic world 3.
@rileywelsh8973
@rileywelsh8973 6 лет назад
Dew it
@MaxNeugebauer.
@MaxNeugebauer. 2 месяца назад
@@squatch545 No way!
@RioBroski
@RioBroski 6 лет назад
"Life finds a C-"
@NitroSpidey
@NitroSpidey 5 лет назад
No one: No body: Absolutely no one: Universal: HoW aBoUt We HaVe A sUbPlOt InVoLvInG MiLiTaRiZeD dInOsAuRs?!?!?!
@LEGO_Igor
@LEGO_Igor 4 года назад
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is better than Avengers: Endgame, I made a video on why.
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 4 года назад
I feel like that's not a very good argument, though. People also complain about the fact that they let the dinosaurs out and how they'd kill us very quickly, all the while also complaining about how we 'd be able to kill militarized dinos very quickly. Contradicting arguments.
@wiseguy100
@wiseguy100 6 лет назад
I enjoyed the film, but can’t imagine watching it again. The scene with Pratt, not being able to move his limbs, whilst the lava approaches him, was hilarious. But, kinda agree with your points. It had issues.
@seleniumdrive
@seleniumdrive 6 лет назад
After Book of Henry and this, I'm really glad we dodged a bullet with Colin Trevorrow not doing Episode IX.
@mr.tintin6312
@mr.tintin6312 6 лет назад
Trevorrow didn't direct this. It was J. A. Bayona.
@seleniumdrive
@seleniumdrive 6 лет назад
Yeah, and Bayona's directing has largely been praised, but the script for the movie, which Trevorrow and Derek Connolly wrote, has been criticized a lot.
@DavidArriola
@DavidArriola 6 лет назад
Aagaash directing was good. The awful thing about this movie is script, and script = Trevorrow
@CloudMountainJuror
@CloudMountainJuror 6 лет назад
I think Episode IX is doomed regardless. Whatever negative qualities it'll have, the internet will swarm to them, completely ignoring or understating whatever positive qualities it will have. It's happened twice now.
@Harold.Richard
@Harold.Richard 6 лет назад
CloudMountainJuror how everyone was at my job of five years I quit today, now sitting here looking at my Smith & Wesson wanting to blow my head off. I'm a worthless fuck up, and I want to die. I want to kill myself and invite all my enemies to my funeral. My fucking family, who cursed me with my existence in this shitty world will not be allowed at my closed casket funeral.
@MATTDALOR1AN
@MATTDALOR1AN 6 лет назад
UGHHH this movieeeee
@GavinQuaxHung
@GavinQuaxHung 6 лет назад
Matthew Brando wtf 5 hours?
@rangelsedits
@rangelsedits 6 лет назад
Matthew Brando how five hours ?
@ScottSullivanTV
@ScottSullivanTV 6 лет назад
LEGO Minute - Chris probably let him see the video early.
@Mad_Beefs
@Mad_Beefs 6 лет назад
Matthew Brando tf?
@ScottSullivanTV
@ScottSullivanTV 6 лет назад
Matthew Brando - Where’s YOUR review?
@mikemetzloff8922
@mikemetzloff8922 6 лет назад
The opening pre-title scene is the best 5 minutes of this entire movie. Your analogy is spot on, friend, and you've articulated thoughts I have also had towards this movie in a very calculated way. I never realized though until you pointed it out how epic that build to the T-Rex in the original Jurassic Park was.
@theredraptor6537
@theredraptor6537 6 лет назад
About that last part. They mentioned Sorna by name in the movie... And they specifically said that they were supposed to release the dinosaurs on a different island (probably because Sorna is still owned by InGen/Masrani) It was Mills who chose to bring the dinos to the mainland.
@hanburgundy4317
@hanburgundy4317 6 лет назад
Also, Sorna is part of the same archipelago; all of the islands are volcanic. If Nublar - long dormant - has now become violently active, it's not long before Sorna and/or the other "Five Deaths" islands suffer similar catastrophic events. It was explained in The Lost World that Site B (and Jurassic Park on Nublar) ran off of geothermal energy so as to never need replenishing. Still, it's a bit of a plot hole that they didn't discuss just moving the animals back to Site B; I can't deny that. Overall, I really enjoyed this movie - more than I enjoyed Jurassic World/JP4. I give Fallen Kingdom/JP5 a B+; it did a lot of things well and took quite a few steps in the right direction for fixing the franchise.
@adamzanzie
@adamzanzie 6 лет назад
The Red Raptor When was Sorna mentioned by name in the movie??? I definitely didn’t catch that.
@theredraptor6537
@theredraptor6537 6 лет назад
adamzanzie When Mills was explaining to Claire about Lockwood in the begining, he talks really fast so it's easy to miss
@thatgamingshow1261
@thatgamingshow1261 6 лет назад
The Red Raptor i wonder if you really loved this movie
@theredraptor6537
@theredraptor6537 6 лет назад
ThatGamingShow Of course, it's my favorite sequel yet
@johncrossing
@johncrossing 6 лет назад
Even though it’s not such a great movie, Chris Pratt somehow makes absolutely everything he’s in watchable.
@quentinminor3848
@quentinminor3848 6 лет назад
Overrated
@Isaac-hh4uh
@Isaac-hh4uh 6 лет назад
No he doesn't he is not very likeable
@Isaac-hh4uh
@Isaac-hh4uh 6 лет назад
The Colin Horton Podcast you're right lol
@KendylTV
@KendylTV 6 лет назад
I'm actually kind of bored of Chris Pratt playing Chris Pratt in pretty much everything he's in. He isn't "overrated", he's one of the most charismatic actors today, but it's becoming easier and easier to typecast him as "cocky, awkward womanizer".
@allibell6795
@allibell6795 6 лет назад
I dunno why I just feel like Chris pratt plays himself only thing is he doesn't learn or have any character development so he stays the same which sucks
@hussamraza3568
@hussamraza3568 4 года назад
Hey Chris! Love your reviews! Just one thing though, I saw your Jurassic World review right before this one and..it didn't seem like you were as disappointed with that film as you say you were in this review. You seemed quite excited in fact! And while you did give that one a B, you said you had a great time with it in your review. Just wondering, did your thoughts change on the first one after you gave it some more time and thought?
@1DAR26
@1DAR26 2 года назад
I'm in the same boat. Started binge watching his reviews lately and wanted to see his Jurassic Park/World Playlist as I've just watched Jurassic World Dominion. In both of his Spoiler-Free and Spoiler videos he kept saying how much fun he had with the film and how exciting it was as a movie. Now, in this review, he is calling it a disappointment? Sometimes's off here.
@aharddaysnightmare
@aharddaysnightmare 2 года назад
@@1DAR26 he probably rewatched it before seeing this and found it didn't hold up as well with him compared to three years prior. Idk
@Nanu67-e9j
@Nanu67-e9j Год назад
@1DAR26 he gave Jurassic Park and A+ he didn't overrate it at all.. he loves Jurassic Park A+ is the grade Jurassic Park dersves.. he The Lost World Jurassic Park an earned A- he should have gave Jurassic World a C-..
@Jurassicfs3
@Jurassicfs3 9 месяцев назад
I’d give Jurassic world an A-, I grew up with it and I always loved it
@soldatheero
@soldatheero 5 лет назад
I am 31 and still love JR I still remember my poster in my bedroom when i was like 6 that said, "60 million years in the making" and it confused the shit out of me.. how is that possible??
@sammyflinders
@sammyflinders 6 лет назад
I just saw this and actually really enjoyed it. I liked the shift, and the little twist regarding a certain young character was pretty cool too. The Indo-raptor was cool too. Overall I'd give it a pleasantly surprised 7/10
@DMDvideo10
@DMDvideo10 6 лет назад
LOL... You're generous... I'm glad I only paid $6.99 to see it...
@aden_sullings6981
@aden_sullings6981 6 лет назад
It does not follow up with the main story
@godzillaconspiracytheory2331
@godzillaconspiracytheory2331 6 лет назад
But what the girl does to set up the sequel was so dumb. SPOILERS They could have had the dinosaurs escape without making everyone’s look like idiots.
@alsimmons3808
@alsimmons3808 6 лет назад
I dunno why I like this one better than the last entry but I enjoyed it
@Dajaphil
@Dajaphil 6 лет назад
I couldn't agree more. My wife was pissed at me because I kept saying "Oh, come on" at the ridiculousness. I couldn't help it. I there's no excuse for bad story lines. Also, it seems that the laws of physics (and physiology) are pretty much absent in Jurassic World
@sideeswipe
@sideeswipe 2 года назад
How did it have bad story lines
@jgunner94
@jgunner94 2 года назад
@@sideeswipe Half the film take place in a mansion where the dinosaurs are being auctioned off with generic beats and action. It’s not good.
@TheRedTieGuy
@TheRedTieGuy 4 года назад
Just having watched your Jurassic World review, you absolutely loved that film. Now you say you weren't a big fan. Wonder what changed your mind?
@Nanu67-e9j
@Nanu67-e9j 4 года назад
Guys you are stupid he said the film was good but he didn't love it a B isn't a great grade it's alright. His opinion stayed the same it didn't change.
@BasketCase-rr7tx
@BasketCase-rr7tx 4 года назад
@@Nanu67-e9j Actually he said it was a lot of fun and he only had a few problems with it. He also doesn't seem to remember what he thought of the movie. In this review, he says that Claire was bad in the first movie and made mistake after mistake, but if you watch his original review of Jurassic World that isn't what he thought at all, he actually said her character was great and went in an unexpected direction (which is actually true). It seems to me that his opinion of Jurassic World has faded over time along with his memory of it, he needed to really watch the film again, or at least watch his own review of it again, before he did this review.
@blairalexander3009
@blairalexander3009 3 года назад
He never said he “absolutely loved it.” In fact he said in that review he didn’t think the movie was great and kind of just thought it was decently enjoyable. He pointed out many flaws he had with it. He mentioned the screenplay, pointless characters, noticeable cgi, and the film having a shallow core being all big problems he had with it but none the less overall he enjoyed it. But he’s always had issues with it and thought it should have been better. You’re being disingenuous to say he “absolutely loved that film” because at no point do I ever get that vibe watching his review of Jurassic World. He’s always had problems with it. About half the review is him pointing out negatives. The hell you talking about?
@SpongeyTheEditor
@SpongeyTheEditor 6 лет назад
Chris grew up in the Jurassic period
@DavidRay39
@DavidRay39 6 лет назад
Spongey444 he's not _that_ old. 😉
@damianstarks3338
@damianstarks3338 6 лет назад
Spongey444 😂😂😂
@prot07ype87
@prot07ype87 6 лет назад
How can Chris possibly have grown up in the Jurassic Period? Nobody can live that long. Are you stupid?
@odysseus9176
@odysseus9176 6 лет назад
Prot07ype Woooosh
@prot07ype87
@prot07ype87 6 лет назад
Russell Wilson *Double whoosh!*
@azzaprime7257
@azzaprime7257 4 года назад
I watch the Review on Jurassic world, Chris telling me he had fun with it, scored it a B. Opening to this review, and straight out the gate, He states his very disappointed with Jurassic World.. Changed your mind it seems.
@Nanu67-e9j
@Nanu67-e9j 3 года назад
B is good but he didnt love it so it was a disappointment for him.
@Nanu67-e9j
@Nanu67-e9j 3 года назад
He expected an A+ had he walked out giving it a B. 4 grades lower than what he expected so I would say he was pretty disappointed.
@Christopher-ms5ke
@Christopher-ms5ke 3 года назад
@@Nanu67-e9j Bro you’re everywhere. B is a great score lol. I wouldn’t give Jurassic World a B.
@thevagabond1314
@thevagabond1314 6 лет назад
Why is Chris smiling in the thumbnail?
@gandalfthegrey2592
@gandalfthegrey2592 6 лет назад
Bro i see you like everywhere.
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 6 лет назад
The Vagabond Because he secretly wants to hate the movie.
@randomuser1687
@randomuser1687 6 лет назад
To confuse you
@danielfindura2569
@danielfindura2569 6 лет назад
The Vagabond to mess with people cause he knew people based his reviews on the thumbnail alone
@danielattrell
@danielattrell 6 лет назад
The Vagabond the same reason Jeremy Jahns is giving 2 Thumbs Up in his Strangers 2 review
@husnaina2342
@husnaina2342 6 лет назад
Who thought that he was going to like the movie after seeing the thumbnail
@calebreese2311
@calebreese2311 5 лет назад
He does that sometimes. His face in the thumbnail can sometimes be the opposite of his actual thoughts
@bastianpalma5609
@bastianpalma5609 4 года назад
I knew he wouldn't like it because any JP fan will think this movie was the worst in the series. So I figured it was "clickbait" lol
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 4 года назад
I'm a huge JP fan, and JP and JWFK are both tied for my favorite JP movies ranked. I honestly really liked this movie.
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 4 года назад
@501st Brix Cool! I've actually changed my mind since I wrote that comment. I hadn't seen Jurassic World in five years, and so I watched it recently. I remembered how much I loved it, and I made it second place in my favorites. Jurassic Park will forever be the masterpiece to top the sequels, in my opinion. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is third. I still love it, though.
@thomasandrewclifford
@thomasandrewclifford 6 лет назад
That underwater sequence was one of the only things worth my time and money. I wish they had stretched it and make it them trying to survive the volcano throughout.
@RYMAN1321
@RYMAN1321 6 лет назад
Thomas Clifford And the Indoraptor was pretty cool looking IMO too.
@demonpride1975
@demonpride1975 6 лет назад
i have to agree, it was like they got in the bunker. oh lava we gotta go.
@zacksaccount2937
@zacksaccount2937 6 лет назад
It was a fun movie. Not a masterpiece but very fun.
@natureexoticsoundz8185
@natureexoticsoundz8185 6 лет назад
Bobby Tarantino haha it’s bobby Tarantino
@TheActionBrick
@TheActionBrick 6 лет назад
very cool
@gurgamous
@gurgamous 6 лет назад
that's all im hoping for with a summer blockbusterish flick. looks i got a date with a box of raisenettes and big dyno taurs.
@battleupsaber462
@battleupsaber462 6 лет назад
Probably the biggest case of tonal clash I've seen in any movie in a very long time. The first and second halves are essentially completely different movies, the former being a Micheal Bay-esque explosion fest and the latter with cartoonishly cheesy villains who make another new dinosaur, at which point it suddenly tries to be a horror movie. There are some well-done scenes of tension individually, but the pacing is completely off. Also, the ending is the stupidest thing I've seen in my life.
@king_supreme1102
@king_supreme1102 6 лет назад
BattleUp Saber what’s the ending?
@salarzx62090
@salarzx62090 6 лет назад
BattleUp Saber Can't be more stupid than the Martha scene from BVS
@imshubhajit
@imshubhajit 6 лет назад
Salvador Reyes on par with Martha...( Though Martha Scene takes the cake for being the stupidest scene ever.)
@mustev1578
@mustev1578 6 лет назад
Shubhajit Malakar I’m curious because I saw it and thought it was quite good, unless we’re not referring to the same scene how was the ending stupid?
@imshubhajit
@imshubhajit 6 лет назад
Mustev not the scene... The choice that the kid makes to let the dinosaurs lose in the open. There is a reason we don't live along with the wild animals in real life. There is a reason they live in the jungle or in the zoos but not part of everyday life - because they are very much untameable.
@MythicTyrant
@MythicTyrant 6 лет назад
Actually, Sorna does have a volcano on the island. If you pay attention to the dialogue in The Lost World, the reason the station near the end is still "active" is because like with the park on Nublar, the facilities on Sorna also run off of volcanic geothermal energy. What happened on Nublar could just as easily happen on Sorna.
@valysheev
@valysheev 6 лет назад
figured this would be it. wonder what rlm are gonna say
@fotzegamingandmedia1840
@fotzegamingandmedia1840 6 лет назад
SERIOUSLY though I know Jay's gonna fucking hate it
@valysheev
@valysheev 6 лет назад
very cool
@dervang2009
@dervang2009 6 лет назад
VISTA! ATAT's Denny's and Rich Evans man child laughter
@JohnSmith-wr7lg
@JohnSmith-wr7lg 6 лет назад
reaper Green I clapped! I clapped when I saw Darth Vaaadderrrrr!!! Oh I mean when I saw the TEEEE REXXX!!!
@roach9397
@roach9397 6 лет назад
After Rich somehow managed to like Solo I don't know anymore.
@666tickets
@666tickets 6 лет назад
I watched it about 2 weeks ago and I can actually remember a lot of the scenes. I absolutely loved the movie and it is to me the second best of the franchise (best of course being the first one).
@hakeempierstorff6964
@hakeempierstorff6964 6 лет назад
Only666ticketstohell this is the worst movie in the franchise easily
@666tickets
@666tickets 6 лет назад
Looks like we don't share the same opinion.
@chatteyj
@chatteyj 6 лет назад
Its not the worst movie in the franchise, the worst movie is Jurassic World.
@jbokse
@jbokse 6 лет назад
Only666ticketstohell id put this one behind Jurassic Park and Lost World. I thoroughly enjoyed
@tommyboi6112
@tommyboi6112 6 лет назад
Only666ticketstohell you got a bad taste in movies LOL
@tykuresa22
@tykuresa22 6 лет назад
I actually love The Lost World as well, although I couldn't get into Julianne Moore in that film. Her acting seemed forced, and the gymnastic scene was a little much. Otherwise it felt more like the original more than the other ones did.
@mikeoxsmal8022
@mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад
tiger22 whats wrong with gymnastics
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
Lordparshnipz57 Raptor Gymnastics that is
@VibrationPsy
@VibrationPsy 4 года назад
Came here after his JW review & he was raving about it gave it a B. "I wasnt a huge fan of JW, overall disappointed from it" Whoa what happened? 👀
@Nanu67-e9j
@Nanu67-e9j 4 года назад
You guys don't pay attention very much a B is a good grade but it's not remarkable or anything it's alright so basically his opinion stayed the same.
@VibrationPsy
@VibrationPsy 4 года назад
@@Nanu67-e9j My opinion of him downgraded to a hack or just not intellectualy gifted.
@Tj82480
@Tj82480 3 года назад
@@VibrationPsy I agree on that damn tf happened but his grade was average I have a feeling he might dislike it a lil more. Jurassic world is a damn good movie and I'll say it's the second best since the original
@blairalexander3009
@blairalexander3009 3 года назад
Literally half of Chris’ review of Jurassic World is him pointing out negatives he had with it and saying he had fun with it but ultimately didn’t think it was a great movie but still enjoyable. Literally the whole review he repeats himself time and time again reiterating that point. He never was “raving” about it. He’s always had many issues with the first movie but overall thought the positives outweighed the negatives. I genuinely don’t know what review you and everyone else saying “HE USE TO LOVE JURASsIC WORLD WTF” actually fucking watched. Seriously. What review did you watch from him where he did nothing but praise that first movie, because it doesn’t exist.
@VibrationPsy
@VibrationPsy 3 года назад
@@blairalexander3009 gave it a B, funny enough stopped watching after this lol
@YKDDS91
@YKDDS91 6 лет назад
Well.. this is disappointing...
@Mad_Beefs
@Mad_Beefs 6 лет назад
Mason K it’s not as bad as he makes it. I’ve seen it and it’s my favorite sequel. I’ve seen many people’s opinions and they either love it a lot or absolutely hate it. I have no idea
@Drewbibski
@Drewbibski 6 лет назад
Mason K were you really anticipating this garbage????
@MonyXChan
@MonyXChan 6 лет назад
Watch it yourself instead of listening to "critics". Personally I had a blast watching this movie. I got what I wanted; tons of actions, Owen Grady and dinos! Some of the cinematography is also like, amazingly gorgeous in this movie. Stop trying to compare this to the original, because no movie will beat that.
@georgeslad8627
@georgeslad8627 6 лет назад
Don't let someone else dictate your enjoyment of this film.
@ryannelson1648
@ryannelson1648 6 лет назад
Mason K He gave the Last Jedi an A- and Solo a C-. I don’t think I can trust Chris anymore, and I think you should be hesitant as well.
@th3lonef0x4
@th3lonef0x4 6 лет назад
I've seen this film twice so far. The soundtrack is incredible and some of the scenes look great. The CGI and anamatronics look great and I like the slightly darker tone than the previous films.
@Sangerino
@Sangerino 6 лет назад
BlueBadgerGamer The plot is trash and the indoraptor makes no sense at all. Why bother laser targeting someone when I could easily shoot them? This indoraptor can’t smell people 5 metres away from him? Blue goes head to head against the indoraptor and comes out alive? Militarising dinosaurs is fucking stupid. Even the action scenes were poor. At least Jurassic World had some awesome action sequences. The whole second half of this film was awful. Why set half of the film in a mansion? The only redeeming feature of this film is the CGI. This is just a filler movie for a trilogy.
@MaMastoast
@MaMastoast 6 лет назад
I honestly didn't feel it was dark at all. I mean obviously there is some dark stuff happening, but the characters act in such a cartoonish fashion that I could not take anything seriously.
@barcarolleenjoyer
@barcarolleenjoyer 6 лет назад
BlueBadgerGamer I thought the contrary for the soundtrack - half the time the soundtrack was just "epic choir singing", and it felt as if the main goal of the track was to burst my eardrums.
@notyouraveragebear9326
@notyouraveragebear9326 6 лет назад
I can’t wait to see it this weekend
@GreyEagle
@GreyEagle 6 лет назад
Why.. why would you do that to yourself
@prathapkutty7407
@prathapkutty7407 6 лет назад
I felt this movie was a way better than the previous one
@UnfoundFilms
@UnfoundFilms 6 лет назад
thats not a hard feat to pull off
@WillToNihilsm
@WillToNihilsm 6 лет назад
It was Chris is a fanboy
@kyleroberts8823
@kyleroberts8823 6 лет назад
It's a lot better than the last Jurassic World. Not without it's problems, but a better, more visceral film overall.
@hulkfan97
@hulkfan97 6 лет назад
Mrpanda8000 I agree. I really liked this film. Way better than Jurassic World and JP 3
@thefran901
@thefran901 4 года назад
When you said "the villains are cartoon characters" you hit the nail on the problem with the Jurassic World movies (both of them). I think it's more than the villains, every character feels more cartoonish than the originals. When you watch Jurassic Park, it's a serious movie, with realistic characters and realistic interactions. Sure, there is a bit of humor in the first one, but it feels organic. Here you even have comedic relief characters, it's like... did we even need that?
@monsterhanna6691
@monsterhanna6691 Год назад
So, Dennis Nedry never had any comedic moments? Also, a guy pulling out the teeth of living dinosaurs for a necklace doesn't mean anything to you at all? You don't see that as cruel? Or what about leaving Claire, Owen and Franklin on an island AS THE VOLCANO WAS ABOUT TO ERUPT?
@thefran901
@thefran901 Год назад
@@monsterhanna6691 You missed the part where I said "Sure, there is a bit of humor in the first one, but it feels organic". It's about the type of humor, not about whether there is humor or not. In the Jurassic World movies the humor feels more based on sarcastic situations that only make sense for the viewer but don't feel organic for the characters as realistic interactions (it's basically Marvel like humor). And yes, the fact that there are serious situations in the JW movies doesn't mean anything if it's tainted with that stupid type of humor.
@ScreamingLake
@ScreamingLake 6 лет назад
When I found out that Colin Trevorrow was removed from Star Wars Episode 9 as the co-writer and director I felt pretty bad. Now after seeing the two Jurassic World films and Book of Henry I can see why that might have been the case. His directing abilities are serviceable at best but his attempts at screenwriting are just abysmal. Can't say I'm expecting anything from his return to this franchise as director to close out the Jurassic World trilogy.
@77sunshine7777
@77sunshine7777 6 лет назад
The ending 😂😂 you tell em Malcolm 😎
@josephmora5230
@josephmora5230 6 лет назад
I love JP... This sequel was what I wanted The Lost World that never went! I enjoyed, my Thursday & Friday audience fully enjoyed it.
@TheEternityForce
@TheEternityForce 6 лет назад
The reason I latched onto this movie is because my heart ached for the dinosaurs. I was a sobbing mess. Sure, they can annihilate us in a second, but I was in the moment. Humans die, its sad. But if an (cgi) animal is harmed, the water works flow. But I had to look away during the scene with Indoraptor and the mercenary, tho. Yeah, I have soft heart and weak stomach.
@jasonchilado
@jasonchilado 6 лет назад
Just watching the trailers, I knew this movie was gonna be disappointing
@cmarin342
@cmarin342 6 лет назад
nba73 yep
@staticsentience
@staticsentience 6 лет назад
Fr
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess 6 лет назад
Well according to Stuckmann, what was in the trailers were the good bits.
@goofballproductions7629
@goofballproductions7629 6 лет назад
The Indorapter dies by a Triceratops, Maisie the girl is the first human clone, in the JP universe.
@edcano2293
@edcano2293 6 лет назад
That's original
@hornbylee
@hornbylee 6 лет назад
"No remarkable scenes..." Did you not see the bedroom sequence?
@hakeempierstorff6964
@hakeempierstorff6964 6 лет назад
Lmao a massive dinosaur that has killed over a dozen people with assault rifles is chasing me. Let me hide under me bed sheets. This movie is just fucking retarded
@joshuawong8913
@joshuawong8913 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg ikr
@crawdaddct
@crawdaddct 6 лет назад
The dock scene is one of the best ever in a JP movie.
@crawdaddct
@crawdaddct 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg She is a sheltered little girl. If not for the adults she would have froze up and died a long time ago. It made sense.
@hornbylee
@hornbylee 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg You tellin me you didn't think your bed was the safest place as a child?
@fijistarproductions990
@fijistarproductions990 6 лет назад
My cat just got put down and your videos make me feel home. I can’t describe how wonderful you are. THANK YOU ❤️
@booradley3400
@booradley3400 6 лет назад
TV Host what the fuck?!
@davetaylor6216
@davetaylor6216 6 лет назад
TV Host I'm sorry about your kitty.
@GeahkBurchill
@GeahkBurchill 6 лет назад
TV Host Sorry to hear. That our pets don’t live as long as we do is one of the cruelest things in life.
@BiggisDickis
@BiggisDickis 6 лет назад
Nobody cares.
@beeble7636
@beeble7636 6 лет назад
I'm sorry dude that sucks mine were just adopted
@Aarzu
@Aarzu 6 лет назад
"You don't see the army training lions!" The Navy does train dolphins though!
@imbored5334
@imbored5334 6 лет назад
Here are my Jurassic Park/world rankings from worst to best 5. Jurassic Park 3 4. The lost world 3. Jurassic world fallen kingdom 2. Jurassic world 1. Jurassic Park (obviously)
@MaxNeugebauer.
@MaxNeugebauer. Месяц назад
@@imbored5334 You and me both with the same ranking before Dominion came out. Dominion is at number 3 on my ranking.
@notyouraveragebear9326
@notyouraveragebear9326 6 лет назад
The great thing about this is I get to hear an honest reaction and review from a RU-vidr I enjoy. The bad thing is I know over 80% of the comments and people who follow Chris will immediately make up their mind about this movie and how horrible it is before seeing one second of the film JUST because Chris didn’t like it. That to me is sad. I have a feeling I’ll enjoy this movie but who knows. I’m still going to see it but part of the fall of movie goers and movie fandom is that people have no self opinions anymore. They’ll go where the over all wind blows. If the group says it sucks for them, then somehow the film will suck for a follower and if you don’t agree then somehow YOU’RE the troll lol Too bad Chris didn’t love the movie but I CANT WAIT to see Fallen Kingdom this weekend!!!
@jakegibbard
@jakegibbard 6 лет назад
I've not seen it but to be fair, I did come out in the UK over two weeks ago.
@JaguarPaw1
@JaguarPaw1 6 лет назад
I hate your thumbnail on this video it looked like you liked it and were happy with it and watching the video you freaking hate it smh lmaoo
@MarcoMakesOfficial
@MarcoMakesOfficial 6 лет назад
I really liked the movie... I understand now how people are disappointed. But I like it, I like the mansion part, The Indoraptor is cool!
@LandBeforeTime75
@LandBeforeTime75 5 лет назад
Marco Makes, Same here.
@MaxNeugebauer.
@MaxNeugebauer. 2 месяца назад
@@MarcoMakesOfficial agreed! Movie was awesome.
@jaredchenklov1532
@jaredchenklov1532 6 лет назад
Why is this even a series? Jurassic Park was a great sci fi movie about nature. That shoulda been it.
@PunkRocker-ts6bv
@PunkRocker-ts6bv 6 лет назад
jared chenklov People in Hollywood are greedy, thats why
@Mad_Beefs
@Mad_Beefs 6 лет назад
jared chenklov because I love dinosaurs
@element19ch
@element19ch 6 лет назад
jared chenklov cause money.
@scaler26
@scaler26 6 лет назад
Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money!
@DavidRay39
@DavidRay39 6 лет назад
PunkRocker2001 it's not greed, you a-hole. It's for _our_ entertainment. You think directors make movies just for kicks? I think not. It's a job. People need jobs. Jobs are there to make money. People need money to buy food for themselves and their families. Greed literally has nothing to do with it.
@michaelcanada6583
@michaelcanada6583 6 лет назад
Im still gonna see it anyways. I dont always agree with reviewers so I might love it. Chris is a great reviewer though
@pedrocruz8614
@pedrocruz8614 6 лет назад
if you watch the 1st jurassic park 100 times like i did,i think you gonna like it.
@dankmemes4dayz
@dankmemes4dayz 6 лет назад
He gave Civil War an A+ tho
@bradmorgan1325
@bradmorgan1325 6 лет назад
Joey Rodríguez and that grade is justified? I don't understand your point
@dankmemes4dayz
@dankmemes4dayz 6 лет назад
Brad Morgan no, im using this example to say that mediocre movies sometimes get good reviews
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
He gave Rough Night a B & X-men: Apocalypse an A-. I thought Civil War was good, but lacked the quality of The Winter Soldier, which is like the modern Raiders of the Lost Ark.
@elmrivo
@elmrivo 6 лет назад
What? No memorable scenes? You have to at least acknowledge the dock scene. That was way better and more emotional than anything in the previous film. They also set up everything for the next movie nicely. Jurassic World indeed. This movie doesn't deserve this grade AT ALL.
@MonyXChan
@MonyXChan 6 лет назад
Iván Iglesias The dock scene haunted me hours after. Not to mention the opening sequence was awesome, as well as shorter moments, like a certain shot of a dino on the roof, any scene involving Rexy or Blue and the creepy bedroom scene.
@azeemthedreamreviews7683
@azeemthedreamreviews7683 6 лет назад
I enjoyed the film a lot and I think that this film is basically going through what the Lost World went through when it first came out. It has a few issues but I loved it.
@LandBeforeTime75
@LandBeforeTime75 5 лет назад
Azeem Husain, Same here.
@Trill_Tour
@Trill_Tour 3 года назад
Nope, it sucks
@HalfEatenMedia
@HalfEatenMedia 6 лет назад
Shame. Kids ruin everything. Why does everything have to be dumbed down so little kids can watch? I saw the original film in the theaters when I was 5 and I was ok
@MonyXChan
@MonyXChan 6 лет назад
HalfEatenMedia Ehm, this movie is not dumbed down and you should certainly not bring small children when you watch this.
@LetsGetHighOnMorris
@LetsGetHighOnMorris 6 лет назад
Mony This is supposed to a great franchise to bring kids to. What's wrong with that?
@DaleKamp
@DaleKamp 6 лет назад
Watched the original in theaters when I was 5 as well. Really inspired my fascination with the sciences and filmmaking. Glad I didn't have a huge bubble hindering my development growing up.
@leonardofarias8843
@leonardofarias8843 6 лет назад
This movie could have been alot more graphical thanks to 2018's effects
@FiercelyGold
@FiercelyGold 6 лет назад
My 6th grade teacher got permission from our parents to show Jurassic Park to us in school. So that's 10 - 12 year olds. I don't recall any kid not being allowed to watch it. So yeah I assume that most kids are allowed to watch it before the age of 10, which I'd probably still do for my son when he gets to that age. I can't wait to share all those things I love with him. At age two and a half he's already asking to watch Terminator 2 ("the skeleton movie"). I tell him when he gets a little older, maybe 13. He looks forward to it.
@seanodell27
@seanodell27 6 лет назад
You smile in the thumbnail, making me happy, then give it a bad review. Why betray me like that? I liked the movie. :(
@leejones8582
@leejones8582 6 лет назад
I was thinking that he looked happy I was thinking he liked it and I agree a film is not very good
@killershootin6934
@killershootin6934 6 лет назад
You like the part where they shit on everything jurassic park?
@frankstein6835
@frankstein6835 6 лет назад
I know this movie just came out but did stuckmann grow up with this movie?
@ozkan576
@ozkan576 6 лет назад
Scarred Praetorian No most of us who like it like the part where they take the franchise in a new direction. It is your opinion but it was my second fav movie in the franchise.
@aurious5821
@aurious5821 6 лет назад
whats there to like about this movie???????
@ZachBobBob
@ZachBobBob 6 лет назад
Glad Trevorrow got fired from Star Wars he's mishandled this franchise so badly
@ZachBobBob
@ZachBobBob 6 лет назад
Steve Ruddick disagree
@gandalfthegrey2592
@gandalfthegrey2592 6 лет назад
Bro, grow up. He fixed it and got it back on track you hater, rian Johnson took the dump on Star Wars
@ZachBobBob
@ZachBobBob 6 лет назад
Jeff Lauriel If you ever watch Rian talk he understands star wars more than anybody he did any thing but take a dump on it. you may disagree with his choices but its not like he purposely shit on it
@DrGregoryHouseIT
@DrGregoryHouseIT 6 лет назад
Not really, no.
@ekahnoman7331
@ekahnoman7331 6 лет назад
@Zach Gerrity Why? Because he said he's a fan? Well, a true Star Wars fan wouldn't completely denounce the original trilogy for the sake of "subverting expectations.".
@Davidj1776
@Davidj1776 6 лет назад
What’s the point of the indoRaptor if you need to tag the target with a laser and then a sound signal. At that point it would be easier to just shoot considering you would have your target in your sights.
@saretenkov9129
@saretenkov9129 6 лет назад
Completely agree with you on this entire review! I thought this sequel was gonna be better than Jurassic World because the trailers looked really cool, they brought animatronics back...but omg. It was so much worse and so messy. When they were selling the dinosaurs I was like wtf are they gonna do with them? They can’t be trained, where are you gonna keep them? It was laughable.
@monsterhanna6691
@monsterhanna6691 Год назад
Ever heard of Biosyn? They wanted to make another park and also hold dinosaur fights, or use them for anything else that's profitable.
@Abrakadabro666
@Abrakadabro666 Год назад
Weak opinion
@kitkatkittt
@kitkatkittt 6 лет назад
Thought it was a fun movie. There were some unintentional funny moments of course like the beginning scene and the plot itself is so generic, but I was entertained and that's what matters to me.
@v1gamer214
@v1gamer214 6 лет назад
Brenda Hernandez Yeah. People think its the worst thing ever.
@terriblegamer6162
@terriblegamer6162 6 лет назад
Hope Universal doesn't strike your video for not liking their movie
@Sireth
@Sireth 6 лет назад
Universal isn't Disney.
@terriblegamer6162
@terriblegamer6162 6 лет назад
Sireth i thought universal was the studio that kept striking his videos and isn't Jurassic World a universal production?
@Sireth
@Sireth 6 лет назад
Terrible Gamer I hadn't heard about Universal striking Chris' videos but, some of the smaller channels I follow that gave Disney's movies bad reviews were hit by them.
@AndrewLowry
@AndrewLowry 6 лет назад
Sireth Universal is notorious for striking videos that use their footage. The channel "Mauler" made a lengthy video breaking down all of the problems with this same movie, using promotional footage from trailers and advertisements, and he has been copyright claimed 3 times after tweaking and changing his video in an attempt to comply with them.
@fromthehaven94
@fromthehaven94 6 лет назад
Universal's parent company is very mad right now. Disney outbid with a second offer for Fox's movies.
@michaelmacias8
@michaelmacias8 6 лет назад
I was the only one that loved The Lost World when it came out. Now everyone likes it.
@kaltech04
@kaltech04 6 лет назад
It has grown on me over the years, as I really didn't like it when it first came out. I like it quite a bit now, but it has taken a long time and many viewings for it to get to that point.
@SirToaster9330
@SirToaster9330 3 года назад
I loved all the films
@SirToaster9330
@SirToaster9330 3 года назад
@@Nanu67-e9j Jurassic Park is the best movie is existence
@doraz9450
@doraz9450 6 лет назад
They will never be able to re-create the majesty of the first Jurassic Park movie, not in a million years. There was just too much magic involved in that film for it ever to be duplicated. Not only was it just a good, solid movie in of itself, when it came out audiences had never seen anything like it what with the dinosaurs and the animatronics and special effects. And if you time it, it took a good half of the movie before the "real" action even started! I was 16 when it came out in the movie theater, I was blown away. At that arm scene there was a lady who literally stood up and started screaming, "Did you see that? Did you SEE that?!" When was the last time anyone went to the movies and had a reaction like that?! I have absolutely zero desire to see this new Jurassic World film, I won't bother spending money to see this in the movie theater. I went to see Jurassic World in the theater, haven't bothered to watch it again. I didn't mind it, it just wasn't good. Plus, it drove me nuts when people that make movies think we're stupid about plot points. Like, really Owen?! Just spouting off to Hoskins (Vincent D'Onfrio) that "you wanted this to happen!" when things at the park went south didn't make Hoskins responsible because things went wrong. I seemed to remember Owen NOT listening to Claire, NOT waiting for her to get to the main security center where she could double check things and going into the huge dangerous new dinosaurs cage with big flabby slow ass donut man. I think I was just channeling John Doe right there....maybe I should have posted this comment under your Jurassic World review, LOL!
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate 6 лет назад
Dora Z well it still counts as Jurassic world in a sense so your comment has nothing wrong with it. I admit that they do keep trying to capture the same magic the original Jurassic Park had back in 1993, but I think because it's not original anymore it kinda loses its touch a bit and it's even worse when the plot has no cause to the movie.
@blipmachine
@blipmachine 3 года назад
Chris reviewing Jurassic World Dominion: I was a massive fan of Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom! There were some script issues but on the whole, I had a fun time at the theater 👍
@chrisroussell1468
@chrisroussell1468 2 года назад
Update ? It was horrible lmao
@RSG_TheMonster
@RSG_TheMonster 2 года назад
@Jane Doe He doesn’t review movies that are not good. So…
@Caleb904
@Caleb904 6 лет назад
The problem with these new movies is that a little girl outruns what is suppost to be the best killer dinosaur that ever walked the earth.
@juanchocorleone
@juanchocorleone 6 лет назад
*Plot armor intesifies*
@hephaestus9901
@hephaestus9901 6 лет назад
Juancho Corleone uneducated
@aamirsheikh2610
@aamirsheikh2610 6 лет назад
It was a prototype dude !
@sebastianvaladez2796
@sebastianvaladez2796 6 лет назад
UNCLE UTTERS I mean the dinosaur was in a new environment while the girl knew every little crack and room in the house
@dramamine755
@dramamine755 6 лет назад
I enjoyed it very much. It played to its strengths well. But at the end it still felt unnecessary.
@justthinking5091
@justthinking5091 6 лет назад
Have you seen the small "Easter Egg" against Trump? Mini Spoiler. When they show the TV broadcast at the beginning, the news bar on the bottom says "U.S. President questions the existence of dinosaurs in the first place". Hilarious!!!! :D
@drawingconclusions3489
@drawingconclusions3489 6 лет назад
And calls the paleoveterinarian "a nasty woman"
@n0zenzur
@n0zenzur 6 лет назад
Trump is pretty great
@GreenToMe2000
@GreenToMe2000 6 лет назад
And this is why I hate Hollywood
@cachiruleta
@cachiruleta 6 лет назад
Cmon, you need to digest a little bit more the movie. Too much comparison to the first Jurassic Park, those kind of movies can't be made these days. The same applies to why is not bloody. Fallen kingdom was better than what I expected and I had really low hopes after Jurassic World. It is not great but definitely better than Jurassic Park III. You didn't think the volcano scene was memorable? In this era you can't ask for a lot. It kept me entertained at least.
@jpogrossi778
@jpogrossi778 6 лет назад
i normally agree with 99% of your reviews. Looks like i found another 1%. FK for me if by far a better JP film than JW not a patch on jp1 and LW but much better than JW. I'm just glad were finally getting back onto the Crichton chaos theory road not the bullshit hey we built another park LOL. the first JW should have started where this ended sadly we had to ride through 2 films for this. and tbh its not like i hate JW its better than JP3 but this series needs that underlining plot puller back and this film teased it. also i side thing i would love to see a high budget series like GOT/LOTR series but of the first 2 Jp books to a tea and get that dark nature in although im glad jp didnt follow the book as much since kid me wouldn't have loved the film as much i think theirs an option for a great series there.
@codyburgett7962
@codyburgett7962 6 лет назад
22chief “not a patch on jp1 and lw”???? R u putting lost world on the same pedestal as the original...? I’m sorry Chris may like it but the lost world is really crappy... like really crappy I don’t really get how you can compare jp1 to lw
@jpogrossi778
@jpogrossi778 6 лет назад
no its not as good as the first one something to do with gymnastics :D. but i do love LW and alot more recently as looking back at the RV scene and the quality of that scene the cinematography from Janusz Kamiński was outstanding and special effects esp the rex's amazing. also LW has one of my fav char from the films that being Roland Tembo shame Pete postlewaite passed away in 11 been great to have seen him once in one the JW films.
@theartist8291
@theartist8291 6 лет назад
The music in this movie was some of the best I've heard in a long time.....when that new one was walking on the roof was actually chilling
@YellowGiraffeGal
@YellowGiraffeGal 6 лет назад
I mean... I loved this movie so much, I watched it two times. And I'm planning to watch for a third time.
@hakeempierstorff6964
@hakeempierstorff6964 6 лет назад
YellowGiraffeGal waste of money
@athinaarmym2238
@athinaarmym2238 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg y
@hakeempierstorff6964
@hakeempierstorff6964 6 лет назад
Athina Mohammed Because it’s a shit movie
@athinaarmym2238
@athinaarmym2238 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg no explanation but ok
@athinaarmym2238
@athinaarmym2238 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg as soon as u said faggot I know that ur just going to spew nonsense to make urself feel better ,and I think don’t think U watched the movie pal
@SinMidnight
@SinMidnight 6 лет назад
Haven't seen Fallen Kingdom yet but I thought the first Jurassic World was quite enjoyable. Maybe not 1.6 million dollars enjoyable (still can't believe it made that much) but enjoyable nonetheless. The OG Jurassic Park movie is one of my all time favorites but you can't have 5 movies in a series without some kind of change. I'm very much looking forward to Fallen Kingdom for this reason. It seems to be something different. I honestly got tired of dinosaurs only on the island cliche. Having them on the mainland was bound to happen. And I'll be there for Jurassic World 3 to see it.
@hakeempierstorff6964
@hakeempierstorff6964 6 лет назад
The Gentleman Raptor it’s definitely different from the rest of the films in the series but not in a good way
@SinMidnight
@SinMidnight 6 лет назад
Mark Zuckerburg first I'm going to need you to stop messing around with Facebook. Second, that is disappointing. I will still check it out though and see how I like it.
@larsadrian6778
@larsadrian6778 6 лет назад
I respect your opinion, Chris, but for once I disagree. I saw JURASSIC PARK for the 1st time in theaters in 1993 at the age of 21, loved it then and still love it today. It is a classic, pure and simple. I really like THE LOST WORLD very much despite its messy story due to great characters and some breathtaking Spielbergian moments. I even like JURASSIC PARK III, mainly because of its fast pace and entertainment value. I love JURASSIC WORLD, because in the beginning it delivers exactly the vision John Hammond might have had about the park originally and overall it is real fun with some great action and likable characters, not as good directorially as, but with a better story than THE LOST WORLD. To me JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM is only a minor step down from the predecessor. I still like it very much, because it entertained me throughout and in the 3rd act it tries (successfully) to differentiate itself from the other movies in the franchise.
@AverageGamerXP
@AverageGamerXP 6 лет назад
Everyone didn't notice how the little girl accepted she wanted to live with strangers than find that old lady that raised her for her entire life.
@monsterhanna6691
@monsterhanna6691 Год назад
Because Iris was let go, and there was a deleted scene in which Iris would be killed.
@chopchop9984
@chopchop9984 6 лет назад
I enjoyed this movie, it's my third favorite of the franchise, it's not as bad as people are making it out to be.
@ianseurattan2084
@ianseurattan2084 6 лет назад
I loved this movie! I felt it was very entertaining, intense and scary at some points.
@gubarmy6714
@gubarmy6714 6 лет назад
I got to disagree with you on this one Chris! I really loved this movie! I went into the theater excepting shit and I got a really enjoyable movie with some surprises that I didn’t expect to see. Yes the whole villain shit was awful and same goes with the turning Dinosaurs into weapons for military! But I liked the concept they were playing with! Selling Dinosaurs for entertainment and zoo purposes! It did what the Lost World did except added some new elements to it. This is definitely my third favorite Jurassic Park film! I completely agree with you on the first Jurassic World though. I feel like if you look at this movie as it’s own movie and don’t focus on the previous movies as a whole... I feel like people will appreciate it more. Again man this is my opinion! And trust me I totally where you are coming from. I look up to you Chris, but I need to have my own opinions
@psprinny5348
@psprinny5348 6 лет назад
I'm not really sure why weaponizing dinosaurs is such a far out notion. Even in the real world, the first question to be asked for new technology is "can it be militarized?" The parks have already turned dinosaurs into a commodity, so selling them as weapons would be the next step.
@djboss302
@djboss302 6 лет назад
lower expectations may have made you like it more, while Chris's higher expectations probably made him hate it more
@AimForMyHead81
@AimForMyHead81 6 лет назад
Same
@gubarmy6714
@gubarmy6714 6 лет назад
pinwheelguy exactly man!!
@gubarmy6714
@gubarmy6714 6 лет назад
pinwheelguy I just thought of it as it’s own movie! I didn’t compare it to the other movies!
@owiseone1
@owiseone1 6 лет назад
I'm hearing the word "insufferable" a lot in this review. Maybe I'll pass on this one.
@BioNichole1
@BioNichole1 6 лет назад
Don't listen to Chris, I don't understand why he's so harsh on this movie at all. Give it at least one chance, please, I personally liked this more than all of the other sequels.
@reeloykenjins2835
@reeloykenjins2835 6 лет назад
Robert Jones If you liked Kong: Skull Island (which is another movie I enjoyed that Chris wanted to beat to submission) than you should enjoy this one. It's fun watching the action and the dinosaurs and I personally had a lot of fun with it. I don't look for flaws. Stuckmann today is essentially what Jeremy Jahns was back in 2009-2011
@drawingconclusions3489
@drawingconclusions3489 6 лет назад
@ReeLoy Kenjins Kong: Skull Island is a pretty fun movie, but Fallen Kingdom is just silly.
@adriencloud2130
@adriencloud2130 6 лет назад
He's just regurgitating what critics are saying who seem to just be hating on this movie for now reason. I mean when you get the the thick of it the same mistakes exist in the first movie so nothings different just the mentality of reviewing has changed. but Audiences are leaving this movie very happy and looking forward to part 3. This movie actually overperformed which makes me happy.
@SuperMattman21
@SuperMattman21 6 лет назад
You should pass on this review and see the fuckin movie. It's amazing!
@sun131089
@sun131089 6 лет назад
This movie made me love The Lost World so more more....
@ChlolarBear
@ChlolarBear 6 лет назад
I’m a huge fan of the Jurassic Park series. But I didn’t like this one. Yeah I liked all the dinosaurs and stuff but one thing I really liked about the first movie was the characters. I honestly don’t care for any of the characters in Fallen Kingdom because there is no character development.
@Linnnaeus
@Linnnaeus 4 года назад
there is. Claire is a workaholic in the first one but learns to care for her nephews and the dinosaurs. At the end of FK, she learns that she was being too naive, and it was best for the dinosaurs to die. Owen also had some. He was a laid back fun loving guy but became more cynical and sarcastic in FK. As well as his relationship with control. In JW, he emphasizes how his relationship with the raptors is based on mutual respect and not control. After the events of the movie, he and Claire get together only to split up because he was too controlling as illustrated with them and the van. Its there, you just have to use your brain
@stevenlewis7017
@stevenlewis7017 6 лет назад
What?! I really liked this movie! The only thing I didn’t like was the villain. The villain’s motivation being money was stupid. Didn’t make sense for him to do so much just for money. Other than that I liked it. I did agree with some of your points tho Like no blood? What was that? And the character that was afraid of everything, very obnoxious. Overall I liked this movie.
@Gustavo-tm9ct
@Gustavo-tm9ct 6 лет назад
Isla Sorna has barriers and electro fences,while the one they wanted to move the dinosaurs to didn't have any
@kamakazilee6066
@kamakazilee6066 6 лет назад
I thought it was better than Jurassic World. Yes it turns into a different movie in the 2nd half, but that made it more intense for me. This was scarier than even the first Jurassic Park, well its on par with it. Not in terms of the movie itself, but the intensity. The relationship in this movie was better with Howard and Pratt than Jurassic World
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 6 лет назад
you liked it when it became "Resident Dinosaur" in the second half?
@kamakazilee6066
@kamakazilee6066 6 лет назад
Shiirow I did really like it. What's wrong with that? Its something new, it didnt end with a big CGI fest, it was more grounded
@gabrielanthony1129
@gabrielanthony1129 6 лет назад
Conor Eiffe this movie was not dark, or scary it really didn't have one disturbing scene in it and the characters were so cliche and cartoonish I absolutely could not take this film seriously I mean really nkthi g in this film made sense.
@kamakazilee6066
@kamakazilee6066 6 лет назад
gabriel anthony Sorry but the kids are retards in Jurassic Park? She puts the torch on in the van when the T-Rex is there, the accountant runs into the bathroom when its made from straw? There are numerous instances like that in Jurassic Park, but it adds to the tension, 'why are you doing that!!' screaming at the screen. Thats just how i felt about this movie, nothing in these movies make sense, so that argument is down the toilet. I also never said the movie was disturbing. Read my comment properly before replying
@gabrielanthony1129
@gabrielanthony1129 6 лет назад
Conor Eiffe I did read your comment properly buddy and no you didn't say it was disturbing however, you did say it was scarier than the first and in order for a movie to be scary it has to have some disturbing scenes right? And yeah actually the first movie make sense in fact so did the second, but this one made no sense at all the characters and the whole plot was dumb to me, and it all was just too predictable and that ruined any intensity for me when I already could tell what's gonna happen , and this is just how I felt about the movie you have your opinion and I have mine.
@pcplsd
@pcplsd 6 лет назад
if you were disappointed then why are you smiling in the thumbnail? when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was gonna be a good review.
@billcipher3946
@billcipher3946 6 лет назад
norman bautista yeah but who cares I rather watch the Original more often
@IVUSER
@IVUSER 6 лет назад
He knows people will try to judge his rating based on his thumbnail alone so he's kinda tricking us
@preciousgem5458
@preciousgem5458 6 лет назад
I’ve seen the movie and for me it just got worse the more it went on, the first scene made me really excited to watch the rest but nope it wasn’t good.
@n88466
@n88466 6 лет назад
Completely agree with you, the opening scene was incredible and the rest sucked except for the brachiosaurus on the wharf.
@theyolospino2.040
@theyolospino2.040 6 лет назад
gemmablissful I 600% Agree With You... Well, The Entire Sequence Before The Logo Drop Was Fantastic, And The Entire Sequence On Isla Nublar Was Awesome, But After That... Nothing Until The Indoraptor First Appeared... Well... Second Time He Appeared... And Then Mill's Death Was Good As Well... Nothing Good Afterwards
@u.u.u9969
@u.u.u9969 6 лет назад
Jurassic World I was Epic Jurassic World II was Forgettable
@Mavvyd96
@Mavvyd96 5 лет назад
Never thought I'd see you here. \m/
@rennydesprite
@rennydesprite 6 лет назад
ALAN
@Jordan-mq4wj
@Jordan-mq4wj 6 лет назад
IAN
@BubbleBlacKa
@BubbleBlacKa 6 лет назад
Gotta say the opening sequence was amazing!
@Bayofthe91st
@Bayofthe91st 6 лет назад
The only nostalgic "fked up" feels in the entire movie.
@sqrl8445
@sqrl8445 6 лет назад
Before Jurassic world fallen kingdom everyone hated the lost world and when it came out people are saying the lost world is a masterpiece. rly people why do you hate every movie that comes out i dont understand . I really enjoyed jurassic world fallen kingdom and in my opinion its the best in the franchise .
@guitarman0365
@guitarman0365 6 лет назад
because for something to be WORSE it needs a comparison. So in comparison jp2 and jp3 were not great following jp1 However now with more films to COMPARE with it is only logical people's views will grow with the others if they find the newer editions to be even worse yet. Just like how for many years people hated the prequel trilogy of star wars but now that is changing because they have last jedi to compare it too so the prequel status is now elevated in many people's eyes and by comparison are now great. Which again by comparison skyrockets even the original trilogy even more so than when you only had the prequels to compare too. With each new installment your perspective on the whole work of art or each individual section can improve or worsen.
@RYMAN1321
@RYMAN1321 6 лет назад
Blue Skeptic Maybe, but in my opinion, that was the best part of the film. LOL
@gordonneverdies
@gordonneverdies 6 лет назад
I love the way he talks about the first movie and how it was so awesome. It had all the little things right.
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