JUST BEYOND THE GOLDEN ARCHES 

These McDonald’s ads are getting out of hand

“Go on.. take a couple dripssssssssssss”

for me the most unsettling part is when he breaks character to talk about a rapper he used to like. obviously his friendly persona is creepy as hell, but that tiny glimpse into him being just a normal guy capable of having a normal conversation almost makes you feel like you're safe for a second.

The music he selected is just insane. Really sets a… unique tone

My brains having trouble trying to decide if this is full of sexual jokes or not...

Guy: **Doesn’t try big mac** Ronald: *This little rabbit’s goin’ down the ol’ bunny trail*

2:22 well that aged well

This video makes me feel so many different things😂 Ronald’s voice was somehow calming and seductive yet predatory and uncanny. Very interesting

Ronald: "I gotta 93 toyota paseo in the parking lot" *First sign of a Predator*

Is McDonald's gonna claim this as theirs?!

“Are bathroom is very clean, looks like you need a tinkle take a couple drips” In my opinion the most funniest but yet the cringiest part

The voice recordings and voice actor of Ronald is phenomenal, the compression and overdrive really make you feel the emotions of the scene …just like the 70s …great f**king job !!!

Ronald: Our bathrooms are very clean. Me: Stinks. Nice and good.

"You look cute when you eat those fries" Oh Ronald you flirt

This feels like a version of purgatory. Just stuck in a McDonald’s for eternity with this version of Ronald

I don’t know what it is but the setting goes from charming bright and happy to dark gloomy and scary and it’s crazy to think just how quickly things can turn. The atmosphere, detail and with the story is crazy good. I could watch this over and over even if it’s only three minutes.

The creator of these animation should work with Adult Swim.

"I use to like Logic, you know the rapper." That was probably the most 'not creepy' thing in this whole video.

"i got a 93 toyota paseo in the parking lot"! Ahh man.. THAT was my favorite part for sure. Absolute gold.

Am I the only one who despises the word “tinkle”

Can’t wait till this gets claimed as property of McDonald’s

I've never been so entranced by sound design before. Despite the horrific message and menacing visuals, I cant help but to find myself completely drawn in from both the euphoric back sounds and the crisp, sultry tones of the main voice of the piece. It's like being trapped in a warm clouds embrace, gradually be lifting high into the sky. The sensation of ascending feels other worldly but if I looked down I soon realize how high I would be dropped from. I've never felt compelled to watch a video numerous times, but here, in this old video I had heard about many years ago, has clutched onto me, practically demanding to be heard time and time again, which I feel more than happy to oblige.

2:21 No wonder, the Grimace shake is a demise to humans.

“I got a ‘93 Toyota Paseo in the parking lot - lets get out of here.” I AM WET.

"You looked cute when you eat those fries" Me: SCROLLS DOWN THE COMMENT SECTION IMMEDIATELY

This video definitely foreshadowed the Grimace Massacre

I love this voice actor, he does Charlie in the meat factory as well he can play the creepy role so good lmao

As a McDonalds employee, I can safely say that the CEO looks and acts like this

So this is that joker movie everyone's been talking about

Meat Canyon, as weird as it sounds, your videos and your love for your art is really helping me through some tough times. Thanks and keep making more of them.

This is oddly comforting

*smacks lips* “Get a taste of that Big Mac. It’s really good” *sniffs* Ah it stinks. NNice an goood

Disclaimer: Everyone was hurt in the making of this video

I think this is a metaphor for what McDonalds is really about, I'm really blazed and I'm currently half asleep and fading out of reality. what a hilarious and strange time to see this.

HE PREDICTED GRIMACE

*_McDonalds:_* “We Would like to sponsor a video” *_MeatCanyon:_*

PLOT TWIST: hes was on a date with Wendy but she was uninterested

Origin Of The Grimace Shake

This felt like cutscenes from a video game where you hang out at a mcdonalds and get kidnapped by the man himself and then have to escape.

I love how the drive on the way back is the most normal part where he actually sounds like an ok guy

I was eating fries at the beginning of this and he said “you look cute when you eat those fries”

This kicked off quarantine for me 😂

0:47 the wall shows why the Big Mac is so dangerous

Wild that cursed grimace was fortold 3 years before the infamous shake

The voice acting so golden that this can be a scary game..

“I got a ‘93 Toyota paseo in the parking lot. Let’s get outta here.” That got me

It’s like he’s a time traveler for the grimace shake crap trend

Origin of the grimace shake

I swear Willy Wonka and Ronald McDonald are the same person

*My friend isn’t even weird why don’t you talk to him* Their friend:

1:51 Bruh I was traumatized seeing this

This is what early 2000s McDonald’s felt like to me. The playground always had a ball pit and there would always be a pair of Ronald’s clown shoes on the shoe rack. And I was always thinking he was hiding in the ball pit

"i've got a 93 toyota paseo in the parking lot" *[Everyone Liked that]*

“I got a 93 Toyota paseo in the parking lot.” Got me

Predicted the grimace trend years before

Watching this with headphones on is... an experience.

“You look cute when you eat those fries” Damn-😳

The Toyota Paseo is so fuel efficient, you'll only need a couple drips of gas

"Here you go Sweetie"💀

It all makes sense now... Grimace... at the end, it all makes so much sense now...

"You look really cute when you eat those fries" Translates to "Looking like a double wide surprise"

"I won't bite, at least not that hard." That got me.

That voice is making me feel things I don’t want to feel.

"take a couple drips" i lost it

Best part is when he randomly talks about Logic out of no where lmao

The best part is when he's talking about his interest in music.

I remember when I would whisper this in my friend's ear. He is no longer my friend.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!! FROM THE TITLE TO RONALD MCDONALDS PERSONA IN THE VIDEO

I feel like I just watched the bad ending of a Ronald McDonald dating sim.

Mom: Why don’t you wanna play with the neighbour’s kid? The neighbour’s kid:

crazy how he already had footage of grimace attacking people before his famous birthday in 2023

Why can't I stop watching this

I absolutely hate how smooth and yet horribly unsettling his voice is. *subscribes*

“I used to like Logic, you know the rapper? But theneedledrop reviews him so poorly, I just don’t really care for his music now.” Fantano stans in a nutshell lol

Ill be honest, I wouldnt mind Meat Canyon doing a Batman parody with the Joker and Ronald Mcdonald fighting because this is perfect.

I find myself quoting "take a couple dripssss" daily, I thank you for this

“I used to like logic, you know, the rapper?” “But TheNeedledrop reviews him so poorly, I just don’t really care for his music now”😂😂😂😂😂😂

This reminds me of those Clips i saw from this webseries called "the shrine of goat worship"

Dang Ronald dissed logic like that 😭😭

This guy is a true horror genius, he's able to create a creepy tone without relying on cheap jump scares and blood. Most of his videos have no violence, yet they're creepier than most horror movies.

This is exactly how I viewed him as a child.

pov you ordered the grimace shake

Decided to revisit this for Grimace’s birthday.

“ You look cute when you eat those fries. “ flert 100

The weird glowy nostalgic background, surreal music and time jumps with each blink makes this feel like we're watching someone remember a traumatic event after a lifetime of repression.

Honestly I love how you incorporate creepiness and lore into every mini animation

1:25 notice how he wasn't getting water from the tap wait so... OH GOD 😳

This is how I see guys that supports ‘Cuties’

“Go ahead, take a bite of that Travis Scott burger” “I just don’t understand why you didn’t try my Travis scott burger”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIMACE

To this day this feels like a fever dream with a touch of asmr.

“You still haven’t tasted your Big Mac. Is something wrong?”.... “Gabriel is blowing his trumpet....can’t you hear it?”

I felt uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time while watching this.

That was actually really calming

Grimace?

Girls: "OMG i dreamed about me and my crush getting married!!?!?!" The boy's dreams:

It’s almost hypnotic how Ronald is pronouncing every syllable of his words so clearly.

I love the ethereal music. Adds a layer of surrealism to it.

“Take a couple tripsss”

I like that he won’t eat the Big Mac but he’ll drink water from Ronald McDonald’s house