Just the Tory Mayoral candidate being embarrassing 

Even for a conservative, she is embarrassingly incompetent

She was pick-pocketed. They took her intellect, and she never noticed.

No wallet, no compassion, no shame, no memory of who she works for. A+ Tory material, fast track candidate.

She can't take care of her wallet, why the F should she be trusted to take care of the city.

"Liz Truss is the most embarrassingly incompetent Tory politician in history.' Susan Hall: 'Hold my beer'.

She appeals to people who don’t care about the things she says…as long as she’s bigoted towards the same people they hate

It speaks volumes if this ghastly shameless woman is considered by the tories to be the best they have to offer Londoners

To once again paraphrase 'The Thick of It': She's so dense light bends around her.

This is the best that the Tories have to offer, how far they have fallen, I wouldn’t trust her to run a bath let alone London

She's terrible

Appalling person and dreadful politician. A born conservative

I wouldn't want her on my local parish council, let alone as mayor of London.

Did the Tory leadership throw a dart into a crowd of supportersto pick her as their candidate?

The Mare of London!

Typical Tory liar

It's hard to make Boris Johnson look competent and statesmanlike. Hall manages to do so.

She's nuts

Shes a joke

Bizarrely, I was burgled the other day. I went to work and forgot to lock my front door. Nothing was taken from my house but I do know the Burglars are about. Therefore, I was burgled.

Drops her purse, then spinning a raft of lies to cover her absent mindedness, and wonders why she's asked hard questions.

What? Susan Hall wanting to be London Mayor, a candidate who can’t even distinguish which party she will be running for? Oh Dear!🤦‍♂️ No…🤷‍♂️ There you go.

Susan Hall is sponsored by Gordon's Gin.

Oh dear. God help us if this lady ended up running the city.

Are the Tories so bereft of decent competent people that this nasty piece of work was their top choice?

Theresa Coffey taught her everything she knows

The Conservatives honestly appear to have total contempt for the London electorate, They have chosen, as candidates, Jeffrey Archer, Boris Johnson, Zak Goldsmith and now this creature. Only Boris won, and that was more due to his being regarded as an affable idiot.

" i will be sitting on my desk in City Hall as your first female Labour Mayor or no " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

God, she is bloody awful 🙄

I hope they keep her front and centre forever, because the more Tories like here in the public eye the less likely they are to get votes.

London must not and will not vote for this mess of a tory.....

Oh for heavens sake! What the hell is wrong with the Tories, seriously is this the best they can do 😰

OMG. How embarrassing are the Tories? The choice of politicians at the moment is just a shambles.

She's a true Tory that one!

This woman's a riot! She comes from Harrow!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤡

Standing up for the Jewish community has guaranteed an LBC slot!.

Having zero shame is the new political super power.

To put it mildly.... This woman is nucking futs

Liz Truss's crazier auntie.

I just got pickpocketed! Did you get anything back when your stuff was found? Yes, all of it. So you lost nothing? Correct. But you were still pickpocketed? Also, correct.

the Tory actually went with her instead change to someone else means they don't give a F anymore

Surely most of London won't vote for this absolute joke of a woman!

Woman you got your wallet back because you never been picked pocketed

That incident where she dropped he purse and had it returned to her by a kind member of the public has clearly shaken her.

Missed opportunity to add where she didnt know how much a bus fare is or how much an officer costs

People of London, please be sensible when voting for your Mayor. This woman is all in all what is wrong with society. Be wise.

I voted for Sadiq Khan and I am proud of it👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

She’s the best that the Conservatives can offer as a candidate to be London Mayor. 😂😂

she makes Donald Trump look professional

Could you imagine ssusan hall roaming the tube lines at night .😵😵😵😵

"I let you speak, just have the coutresy to let me slever out some mentally ill nonsense"

Forget London mayor let's make her pm. She reminds me of Liz Truss

Not much hope for the public if this is who they voted for

Easy win for Sadiq

She is so used to not admitting anything she cant even say "Well, look. I thought it had been taken. I got it back with everything intact so I must have lost it. My thanks to whomever handed it in". Not difficult. Would have made her look more human. We've all misplaced things from time to time but apparently, not Tory Mayoral candidates. You just keep being you Susan. I'm sure your public has got your measure.

Tories are nearly all Liars, they're usually better at it though.

She’s making it too easy for Kahn, almost doesn’t matter what people think of him nobody in their right mind would vote for her.

Really hope they put her up as a candidate. A great own goal for the Tories.

"I've been knocking on doors ..but no one answers"

OOPS, SOMEONE HAS EGG ON THEIR FACE!!!! MAYOR SADIQ KHAN WITH AN INCREASED MAJORITY!!!!!

A Tory who believes in hard work she means we believe in hard work for the peasants but we believe in theft

I love how Sadiq has such open, obvious contempt for this creature whenever they share a physical space or converse. It's fantastic, and more people should follow his lead.

Like all incompetent ones, a drama queen

She'll be in the House Of Lords soon, once Sunak gets the boot.

Count Binface 2024

I'm not confident she could find her way out of a paper bag let alone run a metropolis.

I’ve been knocking on doors for a year looking for my oyster card…

Im gonna miss her 😂😂😂

I genuinely think she's not a real candidate. It's a stitch up by the hard right of the party to mire the Tory party in more failure. She's completely incoherent.

She'll never apologize for anything, full stop. The thing that really scares me is the people that support her.

Harrow sort it out.🤣🤣

Seems to be another Maybot. Are all of the Tories androids? Why did they pick a pint sized child unit for the PM?

Is she really the Tory candidate for Mayor of London? She’s appalling!😅😅

Liz truss is the most embarrassing and incompetent politician in uk . Susan hall : hold my beer Suella braverman: enough already

The elite Tories are most definitely special especially in their own heads, it’s just when reality kicks in it all goes downhill 🤦

The tories have had their days. Also she’s an awful candidate

Wow she is something else the female bojo

She doesn’t know whether she has been pick pocketed or not. Really?????

Harrow. Where they welcome millionaires from all over the world.

This can't be the best candidate they could come up with. lol.

Someone in the Tory headoffice is going down hard for this blunder.

A nightmare

If a millionaire's kid... scratch that, a billionaire's kid... walks into a state school, should the teacher neglect to print their worksheet off because their parents can afford to cover that cost? No, that's ridiculous. Just as they have to go to the same classes and do the same work and should get the same resources as other kids, So too do I think that kids who have to be at that school all day, including over lunchtime, should have their lunch provided, and should get the same range, the same quality, the same quantity, as their peers. "Conservatives" want to slice and dice who gets which bit of the pie, yet after every rearrangement the pie on rich plates is bigger, and on poor plates is smaller... weird... 🤔 So no. I don't trust you. Give all the kids a proper lunch, let the sharp-elbowed parents hear the same accounts as the disenfranchised ones, and let's at least try to get to an equitable place, for the Tories to dismantle all over again when we trust them yet again to be anything other than what they are: nasty. ...apologies for the run-on sentences, this is all one thought in my head.

She’d be disastrous for London.

Bloody hell. People will vote for her.

My god !!! People of London its your duty to not vote for this revolting person 😂

Where the hell was this woman educated?

😂😂😂😂😂 what is worse, the lettuce or susan hall

The tories' brightest and best

I wouldn't let her alone with scissors 😂

Please don't vote for this lady 😂

She's the perfect candidate for the cons, she lacks every basic human value people hold dear,, I can see why She's in the nasty party.

Its as if the tories fielded her to deliberately lose.

OMG is she related to Rishi !!

Absolute batshit…

Embarrassing just to listen to this ‘person’ ??? Omg

Susan Hall is the worst possible candidate the Conservatives could have chosen to stand against Sadiq Khan. Have the tories just given up?

She's another British Trump

Insane, how comes that such a nightmare shameful disgrace is even allowed to be a candidate?

Is this serious ?? Man and I thought the Brits had their shit together; shes off the rails

She's completely Nuts !