Тёмный

The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories 

Pilky Podcasts
Подписаться 18 тыс.
Просмотров 443 тыс.
50% 1

If you enjoyed this video, please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!
Follow the link below for the full compilation playlist…
• Karl Pilkington's Funn...

Опубликовано:

 

27 сен 2018

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 257   
@melisaxo1199
@melisaxo1199 2 года назад
MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha
@EKOvision
@EKOvision 11 месяцев назад
“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂
@tvscribe
@tvscribe 14 дней назад
So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.
@owen429
@owen429 Год назад
the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable
@nickflair
@nickflair Год назад
Laughed so hard my skull fell off
@chaseHoldren
@chaseHoldren 10 месяцев назад
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record
@lesguito
@lesguito 7 месяцев назад
I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull
@gazf6163
@gazf6163 6 месяцев назад
​@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂
@applejuice2898
@applejuice2898 Месяц назад
@@gazf6163circulation problems
@stephengillatt788
@stephengillatt788 3 года назад
Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂
@Raven-Claws88
@Raven-Claws88 3 года назад
I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!
@carriej.4120
@carriej.4120 3 года назад
@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 месяца назад
He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.
@nicholasmasciaga4777
@nicholasmasciaga4777 3 года назад
It started pushing people off bikes😂
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 4 месяца назад
"Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.
@paulgering7703
@paulgering7703 Год назад
“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.” Oh, heavens.
@Smokalatexter77
@Smokalatexter77 2 года назад
I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@packersamurai
@packersamurai 11 месяцев назад
I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.
@f_9sersstuff853
@f_9sersstuff853 11 месяцев назад
One of the best things Karl has ever said.
@ThePontiacBandit911
@ThePontiacBandit911 11 месяцев назад
Foodage too.
@kayknouse2855
@kayknouse2855 8 месяцев назад
Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!
@DavidBotes-nc9io
@DavidBotes-nc9io 7 месяцев назад
... there's a shadow somewhere....
@jessicabuttress1513
@jessicabuttress1513 3 года назад
I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks
@themerchantofengland
@themerchantofengland 3 года назад
Brilliant 🙂😆🤣
@carriej.4120
@carriej.4120 3 года назад
Don't burst
@mikaelsongameofwar2360
@mikaelsongameofwar2360 2 года назад
That's me while listening at work😂
@danielbuckley4034
@danielbuckley4034 2 года назад
The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha
@EKOvision
@EKOvision 11 месяцев назад
The next year, “Can I have another sandwich?” “Where’s your brother?” “He died..” 🤭😂
@durhamdf
@durhamdf Год назад
I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣
@euckb
@euckb Год назад
Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.
@Happy_Shopper
@Happy_Shopper Год назад
@@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief
@euckb
@euckb Год назад
@@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 Год назад
I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.
@louissanderson719
@louissanderson719 Год назад
@@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah
@lesguito
@lesguito 7 месяцев назад
An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 месяца назад
You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that". 15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.
@chinsch75
@chinsch75 3 года назад
I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.
@arsenalfanatic267
@arsenalfanatic267 3 года назад
How do you not love KP 😭❤️
@jonanderson14
@jonanderson14 Год назад
01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣
@siebenspeer3372
@siebenspeer3372 Год назад
I love it ❤😂
@ThePontiacBandit911
@ThePontiacBandit911 11 месяцев назад
And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓
@robertdavis5569
@robertdavis5569 3 года назад
I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon
@chrisingram8233
@chrisingram8233 2 года назад
Its made it to plenty of others
@kirstyexleyjackson910
@kirstyexleyjackson910 2 года назад
@@chrisingram8233 0) L)
@monkeynews8311
@monkeynews8311 Год назад
I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.
@Me-zo8yc
@Me-zo8yc Месяц назад
That's so plausible 😆
@smarc1325
@smarc1325 Год назад
New to Carl.. Love at first... 😂😍
@e2thesmooth
@e2thesmooth 3 года назад
1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve
@ProcyonAlpha
@ProcyonAlpha Месяц назад
Loool
@PilkyPodcasts
@PilkyPodcasts 3 года назад
Be sure to LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!
@xkilla911
@xkilla911 8 месяцев назад
there, i liked this comment and i shared this reply
@jakehart-kirby5401
@jakehart-kirby5401 2 года назад
Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣
@moeszyslak260
@moeszyslak260 2 года назад
Catharsis
@jawwadkhan6146
@jawwadkhan6146 Год назад
What minute
@achecityByCommittee
@achecityByCommittee Год назад
I love him Soo much.
@MeMyselfandI20
@MeMyselfandI20 2 года назад
Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆
@jaded9247
@jaded9247 Год назад
26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂
@netarzanperi3643
@netarzanperi3643 3 года назад
1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON
@jackcomer263
@jackcomer263 3 года назад
LETTER C...
@sampeacock3664
@sampeacock3664 3 года назад
@@jackcomer263 what are the odds
@X737_
@X737_ 3 года назад
He was talking about SARS back in the noughties
@richardmorton4762
@richardmorton4762 3 года назад
The subtitles 🤣
@alittlebirdi
@alittlebirdi 11 месяцев назад
Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.
@EKOvision
@EKOvision 11 месяцев назад
“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it” Everything this man says is🔥
@achecityByCommittee
@achecityByCommittee Год назад
1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.
@beauknozbezt
@beauknozbezt 10 месяцев назад
I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end Karl: “but do they know the story?” Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”
@MrCheesyBaconBits
@MrCheesyBaconBits 3 года назад
Cheers for the upload.
@dagreenflamingo105
@dagreenflamingo105 Год назад
Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet
@angeldiamond11
@angeldiamond11 11 месяцев назад
26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨
@sarahdeedee6313
@sarahdeedee6313 2 года назад
I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x
@GregoryMcStevens
@GregoryMcStevens 6 месяцев назад
Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂
@shannonhughes8430
@shannonhughes8430 3 года назад
Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend
@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if
@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if 11 месяцев назад
I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅
@DeadXxPunk2
@DeadXxPunk2 Год назад
I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes
@tee1up785
@tee1up785 Год назад
Goodnight 💤
@spridle
@spridle Год назад
Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.
@downagear4323
@downagear4323 11 месяцев назад
No, not 100%. Nice opinion though
@spridle
@spridle 11 месяцев назад
@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?
@ThePontiacBandit911
@ThePontiacBandit911 11 месяцев назад
As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?
@gazf6163
@gazf6163 6 месяцев назад
​@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.
@aaronkelly1082
@aaronkelly1082 Год назад
The best
@gagfails4985
@gagfails4985 Месяц назад
So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂
@estebon1
@estebon1 3 года назад
30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway
@amonero1
@amonero1 2 года назад
I was crying so much 😂
@benshepherd124
@benshepherd124 2 года назад
I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣
@masadragojevic2048
@masadragojevic2048 2 года назад
10:20 why didnt he look both ways
@JP-ci4sh
@JP-ci4sh Год назад
There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂
@naomiwelsh5639
@naomiwelsh5639 Год назад
Absolutely brilliant 😁
@shannonhughes8430
@shannonhughes8430 3 года назад
Night lads, have a good one x
@RobLewis3
@RobLewis3 Месяц назад
Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂 Can't even spell out his whole name lmao
@thecluelesstravellers3490
@thecluelesstravellers3490 3 года назад
This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!
@GSY_Matt
@GSY_Matt 9 месяцев назад
Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep
@d-dub2648
@d-dub2648 3 года назад
I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.
@mashayang
@mashayang 2 года назад
Epic
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 11 месяцев назад
Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol
@PeachesMagee
@PeachesMagee 3 месяца назад
Man Moths???? 😂😂😂
@Meshugas
@Meshugas 11 месяцев назад
Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing
@jimboardman9904
@jimboardman9904 Год назад
Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits
@legster983
@legster983 3 года назад
“Let him speak” !!!!!
@amonero1
@amonero1 2 года назад
If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂 What makes this better was it was before watershed
@spacedcityhouston3206
@spacedcityhouston3206 2 года назад
After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha
@thehawkeyeguy567
@thehawkeyeguy567 3 года назад
Karl laughing 🤯
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 2 года назад
I know, right?
@sarahsummerson1971
@sarahsummerson1971 3 года назад
1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣
@anarchyutopia
@anarchyutopia Год назад
Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)
@PommeLavande
@PommeLavande Год назад
Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)
@prominerz6701
@prominerz6701 Год назад
@@PommeLavande maybe they french
@PommeLavande
@PommeLavande Год назад
@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.
@dancame2517
@dancame2517 8 месяцев назад
​@@PommeLavande it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'
@combswayway1010
@combswayway1010 Год назад
How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 11 месяцев назад
Surely you mean not scripted?
@marzicat
@marzicat 8 месяцев назад
‘think you idiot’ 😂
@spudspuddy
@spudspuddy 9 месяцев назад
Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 Год назад
He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.
@Hithere-uz6wd
@Hithere-uz6wd 2 месяца назад
OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that
@ianinkster2261
@ianinkster2261 Месяц назад
The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.
@darrennolan8465
@darrennolan8465 3 года назад
Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...
@karlosthejackel69
@karlosthejackel69 3 года назад
He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention
@spudspuddy
@spudspuddy 9 месяцев назад
Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it
@Hithere-uz6wd
@Hithere-uz6wd 2 месяца назад
@spudsbuddy its not scripted...
@tonettalover
@tonettalover Год назад
"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right
@RobertBoyle11
@RobertBoyle11 3 года назад
43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying Ffs ahahaha
@mikaelsongameofwar2360
@mikaelsongameofwar2360 2 года назад
Where's bullshit man when you need him😂
@leonnestestog2562
@leonnestestog2562 3 года назад
Dilkington is fanni😂
@Cooz.
@Cooz. 11 месяцев назад
4:05 is prime Karl
@shane4362
@shane4362 3 года назад
4:00
@robbie56
@robbie56 2 года назад
5:47😂
@beemail6983
@beemail6983 3 года назад
Man moths ?!
@themerchantofengland
@themerchantofengland 3 года назад
It never gets old😆😅🤣
@Hithere-uz6wd
@Hithere-uz6wd 2 месяца назад
Yeah man made mammoths are manmoths
@danielroche114
@danielroche114 Год назад
The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience
@leevifrancis5242
@leevifrancis5242 3 года назад
Good night....and that
@scottic_wss
@scottic_wss 2 года назад
The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA
@bud1181
@bud1181 3 года назад
"I had a vision of that Chinese flu" - 1:25:28
@Theadventurebox3
@Theadventurebox3 2 года назад
And the clue initial was C…
@rabbibaba2166
@rabbibaba2166 2 года назад
Woaaa
@elainebaker7499
@elainebaker7499 10 месяцев назад
More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤
@jameswierdchannel744
@jameswierdchannel744 20 дней назад
It went Down a storm
@FutureAbe
@FutureAbe 9 месяцев назад
There’s shadow somewhere
@kevinel1398
@kevinel1398 Год назад
Anyone know what the song at 1:30:10 is?
@marsh0143
@marsh0143 3 года назад
“It was pushing people of the bikes”
@user-xi9ec1bv7t
@user-xi9ec1bv7t 7 месяцев назад
The manhole cover is brilliant.
@through.a.barrel.she.breathes
@through.a.barrel.she.breathes Месяц назад
Man moth is the best.
@Smokalatexter77
@Smokalatexter77 2 года назад
1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂
@ezekianitanga28
@ezekianitanga28 2 года назад
"People at night use to this shadow moving about"
@189nine
@189nine 3 года назад
42:10
@MisterMalleable
@MisterMalleable Год назад
10:20 41:25 4:05
@theguardian8317
@theguardian8317 5 месяцев назад
amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants
@beakalabmek-zv2rs
@beakalabmek-zv2rs 3 месяца назад
His Skull fall off...how....circulation problem
@busymcnugget
@busymcnugget Год назад
21:21
@kayknouse2855
@kayknouse2855 8 месяцев назад
Christ De Burg! Lol!
@jyzylon_iv2649
@jyzylon_iv2649 2 года назад
Has anyone found the Halfords monkey advert?
@Ty-so5sh
@Ty-so5sh 3 года назад
Siamese twins getting ran over in 1693...
@w8m4n
@w8m4n 3 года назад
Horse and cart
@ciano888
@ciano888 3 года назад
Should of looked both ways..
@victorlee3719
@victorlee3719 Год назад
Look both ways!!!!!
@joeylj2851
@joeylj2851 2 года назад
21:18
Далее
QVZ
00:31
Просмотров 648 тыс.
HILARIOUS KARL PILKINGTON COMPILATION
1:48:06
Просмотров 353 тыс.
Karl's Philosophy 3x10
24:37
Просмотров 2,1 млн