Keegan-Michael Key - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - This Is Not Happening

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Keegan-Michael Key wanted to do a good deed, but things took quite a turn.
Original airdate: January 22, 2015
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@gregoriomunoz4754 Год назад

Fun fact: Keegan's brother is the creator of Static Shock and his fellow Mad TV alum, Phil Lamarr, voices the character in the animated series.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Год назад

I loved that show when I was a kid :} thanks for sharing that

@gregoriomunoz4754 Год назад

@@goofballbiscuits3647 I don't just mean the animated series, I mean his brother created the comic book character and co created a whole comic book universe that was doing quite well. Well enough for DC to buy them out and use the characters. Keegan's brother is Dwayne McDuffie.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Год назад

@@gregoriomunoz4754 that's awesome, man. What a talented family.

@THESILVERNARUTO Год назад

SERIOUSLY?!?!? mind blown

@gregoriomunoz4754 Год назад

@@THESILVERNARUTO Yes, it's one of my favorite nerd/comic book facts.

@Mr_Jish Год назад

It took Keegan describing a gentleman as looking like a cross between a beaten down golden retriever and sad Gary Busey to realize... That just describes Gary Busey 😂

@NickRoman Год назад

Well, Gary Busey _now_

@Mr_Jish 11 месяцев назад

@@NickRoman Hahahahaha very true, very true.

@codyhaas1008 9 месяцев назад

I love Gary Busey and holy god I laughed so hard I cried 😂

@jashanestone Год назад

Little did Keagan fail to understand, his "angel on his shoulder" is actually his inner crackhead trying to break free.. 🤣🤣🤣

@orangeziggy348 Год назад

Correct. It’s immature Intuition.

@wisdomprepper Год назад

He came in with them crackseses?! The crackseses!? *shuffles around rapidly* WHAAAAAAAT THE CRACKSESES!

@rukus9585 Год назад

"Little did he fail to understand"? Pftbwahahah 😅😂

@DiamondEubanks Год назад

😂😂😂

@SumNutOnU2b Год назад

I'm never understand why Keegan didn't blow up into a superstar. I mean, he got popular, sure, but he really should be bigger than he is. This is some serious HNL stuff, man.

@blakeharris58 Год назад

I think he’s as big as he wants to be. He’s not as creatively ambitious as Jordan Peele.

@SumNutOnU2b Год назад

@@blakeharris58 that's cool then. If he's happy where he's at, then I wouldn't want to wish the curse of too much on to him. Fame can be hard to handle -- or so I hear, anyway. As long as he gets as much work as he wants, guess that's all that matters.

@DevilWearsAdidas Год назад

I'm sorry man, but like everyone named blake knows Keegan. Everyone named denise ect ect.

@Chopperznefu Год назад

@@DevilWearsAdidas DE-NICE!

@josephperez2004 Год назад

@Blake Harris The two of them really did form a powerhouse, but they simply had different trajectories they wanted to pursue. And that's alright. It happens and being able to part ways amicably is an important option to be able to accept.

@TheXTREMEQMAN Год назад

I miss This Is Not Happening, only real real reason I stay subbed lol

@chuckhunter77 Год назад

Pretty sure they got rid of it to get back at Ari for talking to Netflix.

@joshuamiller3201 Год назад

They need to bring this back

@mer-ka-ba- Год назад

Tldr; CC sucks and continues to get worse

@kohlsnider4920 Год назад

ari is remaking it at joe rogans new club under a new name

@jayyydizzzle Год назад

Same

@borislav6561 Год назад

Such a wholesome guy helping Jeff out like that. 🤣🤣🤣

@bishopboo112 Год назад

My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I’m crying watching this. This is not happening helped me through so much. Listening to these comedians stories made me realize that my life wasn’t as bad as I imagined back then and it helped me turn shitty situations into funny stories later in life. Forever grateful for the great times this show brought me.

@slantdwave Год назад

Does she understand now?

@UrbanGuitarLegend Год назад

@@slantdwave LOL🤣😂

@reee_4067 Год назад

oh it's bad if you are on Jeff's POV

@cheesecakeoverload7339 Год назад

i love your pfp

@WYLDXHORSE23 Год назад

this show helped me through a rough time also. I had no idea other ppl felt that way about this show that's awesome

@kenmarshall6309 Год назад

"A crack of cocaine"...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@grundle.chunder Год назад

I didn't ever expect to hear anyone else tell a story like this. I have a similar one and it seems likely there are many many others. It's strange to imagine the mindset of individuals who go about their lives using manipulation and exploitation of the naive as casually as a bus pass.

@flarp671 Год назад

As someone who works with drug addicts, I'm stealing the last line. That was extremely well-put.

@Not2DaySatn Год назад

Same here! I have definitely listened to that angel in the past and let me just say it didn't turn out right. After listening to his encounter I will not be so generous in the future 😂.

@reddunk3744 Год назад

Bruh they created segregation for a reason. You got the money to stay on your side of town stay there

@Ben_of_Milam_Music Год назад

That's what hard drugs do to people. Nothing matters to you other than getting your next hit.

@yuin3320 Год назад

@@reddunk3744 LOL, that "reason" was a rampant, unchecked mewling need for a sense of superiority over others (along with the incomprehensible wealth and influence enabled by feeding into that culture of superiority due to the ruthless exploitation it engendered) which led to centuries of damage. Then after centuries of damage and cultural sabotage, dumbasses act like the current day results are _only_ explicable if it were all genetically predetermined.

@007ajez Год назад

The ratio from crack to VCR is 1:1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

@danthegeetarman Год назад

Hilarious. I love his storytelling. So good

@youngconfidence8666 Год назад

“I hope you don’t mind” that sent me 😂

@YAH_ONLY Год назад

Stand up makes a funny person hilarious. This guy is a TITAN

@justjokes-shorts9239 Год назад

Hilarious. I adore his narrative style. Very good

@kristian1679 Год назад

Tell me you smoked crack without telling me you smoked crack.

@kenswireart88 Год назад

Didn't know he did stand up..this is genius because there's an underlying theme present and the moral of the story is you can get fooled by your conscience and after you have faced the consequence your conscience will tell you to do that again and u have to be strong enough to say shut up. This is how narcissists take advantage of you over and over again. So this is not only funny there's another story being told.

@TheSunshineGroup Год назад

95% of comedian actors do stand up as well ;)

@WalterWhiterH2O Год назад

Pretty sure he started with stand up lmao

@Mrposi Год назад

He started in standup

@dsa513 Год назад

Great moral lesson you learned Socrates!

@user-vt1gq8eh4g Год назад

This wasn't actual stand-up, this is called "This is Happening" a show where people tell crazy stories...most of the people are stand-ups but some people are regular celebrities telling crazy stories. This is not his stand-up.

@sonnychhuon2694 Год назад

Magnificent story telling!! So much happened in that 6 minutes. 👏

@WalterWhiterH2O Год назад

You can't not love this guy. Everything he does is absolute gold.

@blakerackley8874 Год назад

"Talk about the burns!"

@charlieHood1579 Год назад

Somebody needs to animate this fast😂

@bradhickman6740 Год назад

Paulytoons for Rogan is great

@AylerProductions Год назад

The legend of Jeff lol

@annebruecks7381 Год назад

😂 Right?

@MsZephyra Год назад

I just now realized he grew up in the Detroit area, like me...made my day!!

@chewycenter7690 Год назад

There's a rumor among my cousins that he grew up around the block from them. They used to speak of a kid named Keegan long before he would have been old enough to drive Jeff around. I lived a few blocks further, but never saw the kid.

@brandonjustis Год назад

classic story. hopefully this is not happening comes back soon!

@zerorespect9475 Год назад

They need to bring this series back.

@loxho217 Год назад

"400ft to the gallon" lmmfao

@Xenc5 Год назад

I fast forwarded the spoiler and intro, only to realise this episode doesn’t have one. Thank you very much! 👏

@denisfolcik1373 Год назад

Last time I gave a ride to some random person, I was stoned as hell. Started talking to some random dude, and he said he would give me 10 bucks for a ride. Ended up letting him smoke some of my pot on the ride, and part way through he says, actually take me here instead. Tells me he was going to have me drive him to a Crack house, which I didn't think even existed in our rural/country area, but after smoking pot he changed his mind. The place I ended up dropping him off at looked exactly like what a country crack house looks like in your mind. Never again will I give a ride to a stranger haha.

@Bobainthome Год назад

Love this man...

@Robert-xp4ii Год назад

This is exactly how my life seems to go. Great stories but surprised I'm still here. 😂

@jje9999 Год назад

Ok so we’re just taking out the intro and putting out the stories from this series?

@JacyndaMinor Год назад

Oh wow! I didn’t even realize. I’ve always hated the intro. Also, my little sister is named Janessa!

@willwrite3675 Год назад

@@JacyndaMinor me too. They are creepy

@jamesdelcol3701 Год назад

That was the moment to drive off. 🤣 Great set!

@Tmacbh Год назад

Times are hard for Comedy Central if they are down to recycling old material on RU-vid... Should have treated your comedians better! Now Netflix has them.

@tellmesomething2412 Год назад

They've been doing it for years.

@humbean5683 Год назад

Well take for example this very show was stolen from a comedian

@matthewtE Год назад

Man, I sure do miss MadTV! I used to sneak behind my parent's couch late at night to watch the show back in 6th grade!

@RockPowerUSA Год назад

"Hey Angel FO!"😅

@jared829 9 месяцев назад

I swear they need to bring this is not happening back

@gofannon1943 Год назад

Straight legend.

@mightisright Год назад

I love this guy.

@stevemrayz357 Год назад

That incident was exactly like a Key and Peele sketch

@chidij.5723 Год назад

Facts 😂😂 i thought the same

@Wavemaninawe Год назад

Starring: Keegan Michael-Key as Jeff & VCR owner #3 Jordan Peele as Keegan Michael-Key & Guardian Angel

@melfreemans Год назад

My dad had a 76 Le Sabre. I loved that car!!!

@carl_anderson9315 Год назад

2:50 As soon as he did the arm swing, I knew Jeff was a crackhead.

@WattWireNet Год назад

I love Keagan, and am so happy he got off easy that night.

@Jona5n 6 месяцев назад

This man's talent is so underrated

@schiros123 Год назад

This is undissappointingly one of the best stories i've ever heard told.

@anjayl Год назад

Seriously ?

@100samanthamarie Год назад

He’s really fun to listen to!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@billyllewis Год назад

I believe this or similar really happened. We’ve all been in a situation of life or death is a coin flip away when strangers are involved.

@chrisstanton70 Год назад

I remember encountering a homeless guy a second time later in my life. The first time he was all jacked and healthy looking because he just got out of prison. We had a long conversation and I got him an iced tea and pack of smokes from the gas station. The second time he was all emaciated and I couldn't understand a word he was saying when I tried talking to him, like he was some crazy old man. It was kind of sad tbh.

@flyingchong Год назад

1:32 there’s Toad. I keep forgetting he played him. Then I remembered that he (and Peele) have done numerous impressions for a living 👏👏🍄

@AncientSlugThrower 8 месяцев назад

That Lost Boys joke hit a little close to home. Excellent set.

@alvaromd3203 Год назад

Absolutely great performance

@Vector-jm1qk Год назад

4:47 Perfected Regret

@seanalbro3689 Год назад

"and that's how I met Peele"

@hannah-th3jx Год назад

God Bless you.

@suchaveggiegal 9 месяцев назад

The “angel” definitely had me in plenty sketchy situations. I LIVED!!! but I swear the things I’ve done in the name of “helping someone”…lol gahtdayum

@BeastNationXIV Год назад

"In 1990..." *Instantly cues up Can't Touch This instrumental*

@christinanevils3376 4 месяца назад

Loved it!

@jje9999 Год назад

I do love this story I’ve had almost the same car! 85

@marshallelliott8894 Год назад

More "This is not happening" please!!!

@3RDEYELOVE Год назад

Keegan know he tried IT that day.😂

@soconoha8495 Год назад

Right after me, buddy, right after me.

@anniacopeland8321 Год назад

Story of my life!!! I swear

@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler Год назад

Screwsched down in the chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tafaridh Год назад

I've known some Jeff's. Glad Keegan went on to make awesome stuff!

@samuelching8193 Год назад

Dude that's fuxkin funny

@perfectlessness Год назад

The funny thing is that all his work is considered as "good deed", because this much laughing that he made us do, can only count as good deed! lol😅

@DanJackson1977 8 месяцев назад

Keegan doesnt age. Hes looked the same since the 90s

@mrbean3470 Год назад

This is the very reason I do not indulge anymore. Been burned too many times. Good stuff.

@BigWalt30522 Год назад

I can imagine allll of this happening lmfaoo

@vint.k1727 Год назад

That was a really good little standup routine. He should do more standup.

@KuLaidTheeEntertainer Год назад

"North of 8 mile" lol he fs know where to be at

@fortnex9972 Год назад

Fkin genious. He can make a history from nowhere!!!

@prabhumenon2207 Год назад

For me, he is just funny AF and super hot

@ColeVickSheepShearer Год назад

You helped him by transporting him. I woulda been out like the flash

@culliecia Год назад

Appreciate the reupload since he was murdered 4:35

@nerffej Год назад

Jeff has to be an inspiration for hypothetical criminal.

@CheebsCheeby Год назад

I had a very similar situation happen to me when I lived in Chicago.

@jonathancorea1 Год назад

Water down version of This is Not Happening. Thank you Ari!

@Tobikoyum7 Год назад

$1 equals plausible deniability, a ride equals get away driver.

@MoonWalkster 5 месяцев назад

Do me! I can take it… make fun of the burns…

@negao360 Год назад

Was "Jeff" the guy trying to buy a zip line, a bow and arrow, a suit of armor, some roller skates, an m80, and a cartoon money bag💰 for "Christmas" in April?😂

@orangeziggy348 Год назад

When you believe you ALWAYS need to follow your intuition, you will make lots of mistakes.

@SONYS_7 Год назад

Real Life GTA Mission. He picked up Brian Meech.

@pixelPalsDS Год назад

gold

@TheMacabreVault101 Год назад

I really thought I found another key and peele skit for sec

@_clorp Год назад

Straight up helped out a homeless guy near 8 mile and he pulled out a tiny pocket knife and tried to car jack me 🤣 I took him to a nearby taco bell instead

@roadlesstraveled34 10 месяцев назад

Presents... A crack cocaine...😂😂😂

@jonathanstatham88 9 месяцев назад

I 100% believe this is probably a true story lol❤

@______IV Год назад

This EXACT thing happened to me.

@brucewayne2184 Год назад

4:47 imagine if he farts when he's jumping

@cmacpan Год назад

I picked up a stripper once. Turns out she knows a lot of dark areas. So knowledgeable and people think they're dumb.

@AnthonyPosi Год назад

Damn I almost thought this jam was still on.

@Cryptic_Muse Год назад

SO…I’m aware he’s male and I’m female but I see myself in K.M. Key & not just sometimes, nearly ALL the time. All the way back even before “Coach Hines!“ Words can’t even express what a positive influence he’s been in my life and the lives of others.

@supjay3945 Год назад

This actually sounds familiar: About 18 or 19. I was at a friends house and went home to get something but saw a lady trying to hitch a ride. I ended up taking her to 4 stores before I just left her there. I was 2 hrs late to my my friends house