Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Comedy Roadshow - Jokes On Us

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Taken from Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow - Series 1, Episode 1
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 6th June 2009
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@justayoutuber1906 4 месяца назад

This guy has more funny jokes in 6 min than most new comedians have in a whole hour. He's funny!

@twangbarfly 3 месяца назад

Amazing - I don't find him funny in the slightest. After 3 minutes I can't stand any more!

@murraymcgregor7829 3 месяца назад

There are some good jokes in there after 3 minutes. @@twangbarfly

@Robil63 3 месяца назад

Stand up for people who can't stand stand ups!@@twangbarfly

@MrThrib 3 месяца назад

And his jokes are clean. To be funny you don't need to mention cunts or wanking or fuckwads or anything.

@sabrinarogers8045 Месяц назад

@twangbarfly he's OK....what comedian do you find funny

@grahamkennedy4693 Месяц назад

Heard that umpteen times still gets me 😂 his timing is brilliant. Some 1 liner comedians don’t give you enough time to enjoy a joke before hitting out with another, but this guys mastered it for me 👏🏻

@georgefinn2054 3 месяца назад

Finally a online comedian who really is a comedian. Well done.

@robertmurray9514 7 месяцев назад

Fabulous comic. How he remembers so much stuff. Brilliant.

@jamesclark6487 7 месяцев назад

Remembers his jokes, not history

@frarfarf 6 месяцев назад

It's 5 minutes.... people do theatre for like 3 hours reciting dialogue

@sickoftheleftwingscum 7 месяцев назад

This is what Live At The Apollo is missing real comedy ! 👍🇬🇧

@seasonedbeefs 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it's rubbish now.

@sickoftheleftwingscum 7 месяцев назад

@@seasonedbeefs yes it is but my mistake this was Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow !👍

@richadambudgen7520 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s utter shite now. Get woke, go broke

@chriskelly4170 6 месяцев назад

Absolutely true. No long winded stories that aren't funny.

@nottjohn9418 5 месяцев назад

I saw Jimmy Carr when someone texted the show and said don't give up the suit because it's the only new material you've got.

@o0o-jd-o0o95 7 месяцев назад

I always love this joke about how he went to the bookstore and tell the clerk "hello , i am looking for a book titled how to deal with rejection without killing........... do you have it?" lmao

@paulinekellybattigelli6539 7 месяцев назад

Brilliant, clever, joyous !

@roncairney909 7 месяцев назад

Stewart Francis is a master of the one liner. Few are better.

@SteinRogerWarholm 7 месяцев назад

Yes, I also like Nobody.

@bigfarma6757 7 месяцев назад

Tim Vine

@peterlarkin762 7 месяцев назад

Ye Tim Vine is great too, and Milton Jones, and Gary Delaney.

@toshikotanaka3249 7 месяцев назад

Lot's of one liner comedians are better, which is why people have actually heard of them. Like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald.

@chriskennedy2298 7 месяцев назад

@@toshikotanaka3249 I've heard of 2 of them. And Stewart Go be a twat somewhere else

@IndieGems2 7 месяцев назад

I'd love to remember his lines but my memory is terrible. Very clever comedian. Always funny.

@chriskennedy2298 7 месяцев назад

I'm the same . .the only one I manage to remember is "I was going to join a debating team, but was talked out of it"

@IndieGems2 7 месяцев назад

@@chriskennedy2298 I only remembered the j-lo jello joke 😂

@royfr8136 7 месяцев назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-z0XHzEBasto.html hes been doing the exact same jokes for years

@NJards-zt4fp 7 месяцев назад

We know what you asked for from the fairy godmother.

@blaze1148 6 месяцев назад

....so you weren't good at History then.

@mikeluke7417 7 месяцев назад

This guy is a riot😂😂😂❤

@jefolson6989 5 месяцев назад

Smart enough for intellectuals, simple enough for everyone. Great voice and delivery. Only trouble is much of whats available is the same or similar material. This one is mostly new stuff, and its good.

@rw8733 7 месяцев назад

Absolutely love him.

@dh3279 7 месяцев назад

Never heard of him, but now I can’t wait to hear more from Stewart Francis! Hysterical!

@tomm5228 7 месяцев назад

The first 3 shows? He has online are brilliant

@sickoftheleftwingscum 7 месяцев назад

He's been around for ages and brilliantly clever I like "Having a blow job in a lift from an old lady is wrong on so many levels" !🤣🤣👍🇬🇧

@pootymcpoots 7 месяцев назад

Unfortunately he's retired from comedy, so you probably won't

@tomm5228 7 месяцев назад

Tour de francis Outstanding in his field Pun gent

@greghill7759 7 месяцев назад

I first saw him 25 years ago, and the quality of his one liners is always a joy. Pound for pound, Tim Vine is better value.... but the problem is remembering them all.

@quizzicalz 7 месяцев назад

Stewart Francis is hilarious

@davidsmith8997 7 месяцев назад

He's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg!

@tomjohnson6810 5 месяцев назад

He's much better than any of those three. I checked them out here on You Tube and can report that the timing and delivery of Stewart Francis is far better than all those 3 American dudes.

@user-uz8yd3sh8s 5 месяцев назад

Brilliant. I have watched this routine several times. He had the other comedians on Mock The Week laughing out loud, too.😂. Sign of a good comedian 👏

@TayWoode 4 месяца назад

He’s got dad jokes that are actually funny, nice and gentle, no screaming cursing political ranting like certain young posh boy comedians

@ste4392 6 месяцев назад

To me one liner comedy is always so corny, but in the most hilarious way. Cracks me up every time 😂

@EnoVarma 4 месяца назад

I can't stand if comedy is corny. Makes me feel like I'm lost in a maize.

@SidLaw500 7 месяцев назад

My favorite one-liner comedian.

@leswatson8563 7 месяцев назад

Brilliant man. Live long dude...

@harryjames5690 7 месяцев назад

ppppppppp

@michaeldeegan8388 7 месяцев назад

His jokes are absolute corkers. I love the guy....

@bradleyedwards9244 7 месяцев назад

Just a stone's throw away🤣🇦🇺

@naZ11911 7 месяцев назад

Absolutely brilliant smart comedy

@terrydonegan1622 7 месяцев назад

My girlfriend thinks im a stalker.....well shes not my girlfriend yet😅😅😅

@ColdConceptOfficial 7 месяцев назад

i wish this clip would never stop

@ranlive1 7 месяцев назад

Never heard of this guy before now. He made me laugh, so 👍

@_indrid_cold_ 3 месяца назад

I used to be against organ transplants but I had a change of heart.

@davidg2521 7 месяцев назад

So glad this popped up in my feed. He is really funny.😂

@deplorablecovfefe9489 7 месяцев назад

one liners are the true comedy art form.

@ferise1 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@kevinwhelan9607 7 месяцев назад

So so good. Thanks for posting.

@vantheman1238 7 месяцев назад

This is absolutely brilliant a modern take on clever wise cracking joke telling

@steveclarke8814 7 месяцев назад

Never heard of him but loved it!

@kevinotoole885 6 месяцев назад

Great intelligent comedy, doesn’t have me howling but just realised i sat there grinning for the whole clip!!

@danieldavid3160 7 месяцев назад

I´m pleasantly impressed. I wish you much success, Stewart. 🤗

@daveasnell 7 месяцев назад

He is right up there 😂😂

@hotquebec 7 месяцев назад

He is so funny!

@zeedonk8533 7 месяцев назад

One of my faves he's simply brilliant 👏 x

@dJs18eREEcBPGO3HWH8p 7 месяцев назад

Ah, Stewart -- a solid, always entertaining stand-up pro -- and a fine ball hockey player, too, with whom I had the pleasure of playing during a Montreal Just For Laughs Reebok Cup finale.

@rogergriffiths207 3 месяца назад

What a great act, really well performed by a talented guy. Brilliant Stewart Francis, just brilliant.

@GARYINLEEDS 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for sharing, shared.

@nathelondon3719 7 месяцев назад

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

@jpbroadwater 7 месяцев назад

That was amazing :) Thanks so much

@arightscepter 7 месяцев назад

His speaking fluency and skill is as good as you'll find. Maybe that's kind of tied up with charisma but he has great control of his presentation.

@ferise1 7 месяцев назад

Who are you

@arightscepter 7 месяцев назад

@@ferise1 me? what?

@darz-k 6 месяцев назад

I read this like it was a one-liner joke... ...but I didn't get it.

@user-wm8uf3oj6l 7 месяцев назад

Smart and hilarious 😂😂😂

@markhardwick8032 6 месяцев назад

“In fact, just a stones throw away got me so bad 😂😂😂😂

@owainjohns2815 7 месяцев назад

that was very good, thank you!

@richardconnold5207 7 месяцев назад

His one-liners in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" section of MOCK THE WEEK are brilliant.

@MotiviqueStudio 2 месяца назад

"He lives just a stones throw away." That one got me. The joke. Not the stone. Thankfully.

@kevcard1599 7 месяцев назад

Brilliant

@Rampart.X 7 месяцев назад

Great material, brilliant delivery.

@davidgeorgemarr8694 6 месяцев назад

I'd never heard of this guy?... But he is hilarious!!!

@craigdavies1747 7 месяцев назад

Absolute class! 👍

@biggusdickus5986 7 месяцев назад

Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, and the king of the one liners Gary Delaney are the funniest men on TV.. RU-vid.. and the comedy circuit.

@snelgrave101 7 месяцев назад

Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the quickfire one liner's

@johnt8453 7 месяцев назад

Both you and Biggusdickus5986 have great taste !@@snelgrave101

@biggusdickus5986 7 месяцев назад

@@snelgrave101 Was, in America, I'm talking about dear old Blighty. 🤗

@snelgrave101 7 месяцев назад

@@biggusdickus5986 just wait till biggus hears about this, no wogers no wodewicks

@biggusdickus5986 7 месяцев назад

@@snelgrave101 Have you met my wife lncontenentia Buttox ?

@johnbunyan5834 13 дней назад

clever one-liners with no cussing. How refreshing.

@dianapugh1534 Месяц назад

He's absolutely BRILLIANT.

@playingcrazy. 7 месяцев назад

Good stuff, really like that !!

@why-why-whywhywhy 7 месяцев назад

Have always loved this gents humour. And the fact he is ‘one of us’ (that being, Canadian) is kinda refreshing, as well.

@HelloMyNamesNino 7 месяцев назад

Are you from Canadia?

@5plus4 7 месяцев назад

@@HelloMyNamesNinoI am

@aclark903 7 месяцев назад

Shouldn't you be hibernating by now?

@hensonlaura 7 месяцев назад

Oh please, Canada frequently dominates comedy! (keep it up)

@aclark903 7 месяцев назад

@@hensonlaura Certainly Trudeau is a joker.

@alexvanderweert2785 7 месяцев назад

Good to see a classic style again.

@louisdoyle354 7 месяцев назад

Very funny man. This is real comedy

@rob9340 7 месяцев назад

So good. Ages so well.

@blaze1148 6 месяцев назад

_I never could work out why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets........and then it hit me_ .

@hakansoderholm6514 4 месяца назад

One of the first i heard with him😂😂😂 still one of the best. Next to... swimming in to shore...😅

@monaebreak561 4 месяца назад

Hahahaha genius comedian! ❤🏆 Have not laughed this hard in a while! 😂❤ Love from 🇸🇪

@thegodofpez 7 месяцев назад

Absolute king of the one liner craft.

@robmcintosh8808 Месяц назад

Love this dude !!! So badass!!

@charleslindsay3201 7 месяцев назад

just watched this for the second time --just as funny

@markcoles6861 4 месяца назад

First time seeing this bloke had a great laugh needed it too. 😁

@taters-no4gj 7 месяцев назад

Effortless skill and so beautifully timed. One of my favoutite comics. I've no idea how he manages to remember all these jokes, or that he's able to keep writing new ones. But I'm very glad he does and will hopefully continue to do so 🤣🤣🤣🫡👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼

@Matelot123 4 месяца назад

He's retired now

@jeffhay1395 3 месяца назад

Haha brilliant thank you

@mikelabor7688 7 месяцев назад

Excellent stuff!

@6deste 7 месяцев назад

So good, bravo sir 👍🏻👏🏻👌

@AlienPsyTing1 7 месяцев назад

Bloody hilarious 😂

@murbella7 7 месяцев назад

One of the most original and funny set I have ever heard (except for maybe the first few times).

@Ruloathesome 5 месяцев назад

Absolutely on top of his game

@dickyt1318 7 месяцев назад

terrific !

@annother3350 7 месяцев назад

"Daylight come and me wan' go home!!"

@calderjack7818 7 месяцев назад

Excellent

@bobtuiliga8691 7 месяцев назад

great set!

@TyroneNoonan 7 месяцев назад

Best one liner comedian ever!

@Randi-Rabbit 7 месяцев назад

Yeah, good job, had me ear to ear a few times.

@peterg5383 3 месяца назад

Holy hell, this guy's awesome!

@Birdie0702 7 месяцев назад

Brilliant... Nothing else needs saying.!

@Milestonemonger 4 месяца назад

Wow! That was awesome 😂

@stevemaynard6358 6 месяцев назад

You're the best Stewart. Brilliant. I hope to see you live at the Appollo one day.. 😂

@Pwecko 6 месяцев назад

Unlikely. He retired a couple of years ago. Or did he?

@geoffr4018 7 месяцев назад

Love it LOL

@brentritchie6199 4 месяца назад

Great comedy very clever and such good timing

@sarcasmo57 7 месяцев назад

That was great.

@arthurharrison1345 7 месяцев назад

Great stuff.

@urinesamples 6 месяцев назад

brilliant! luv ya Mike

@julienvelvet 5 месяцев назад

You are a legend!

@copferthat 7 месяцев назад

I found this truly funny man on here, as I've switched on the comedy roadshow lots of times and am yet to get a decent joke, never mind a comedian. Most are as funny as a dose.