King of the Hill - Hank Goes to John Redcorn for a Massage 

I like to think that John Redcorn wasn't stressed because of any sexual reasons or having to touch a man. ...he just hasn't actually seriously massaged anyone for a decade and is thus out of practice.

I love how John Redcorn’s hair was flowing in the breeze until he realized what hank was there for, then the breeze just drops. Awesome detail

hank: I'm in terrible pain. *hair stops flowing*

it's pretty obvious that neither of them wanted this....

"No. It's wired to the lights" I need that set up.

Yoga’s great. Do it man. Forget the massage.

i bet it was the first time Redcorn did an actual massage since he got his certification

"Uh is this Luther Vandross?" Hank asking this got me 💀😂

The way he threw Hank his shirt and Hank was already posed to catch it...

I love that the Teddy Pendergrass song he’s playing has the lyrics “close the door, let me rub your back when you say it’s sore.” So subtle and clever

I like how they both bailed at the first alternative that presented itself.

This is one of the funniest scenes in the whole series. There's so much packed into it. John Redcorn's hair that is the only thing that moves in some scenes is flowing until he realizes he will massage Hank. Hank and John are uncomfortable with the whole situation but decide to try it anyway. Hank's questions exposes just how much of John Redcorn's life is just built around pleasuring women. John can't even touch Hank even though he is known as a healer because he only touches women.

"No its wire to the lights" 🤣🍺

I think John Redcorn would rather get his ass kicked.

his hair stopped blowing in the wind when he realized what hank was asking

I would never heal your wife the way I heal the wives of others

_"Is this Luther Vandross?"_ _"Teddy Pendergass."_ This writing on this show was absolute genius

There’s a 100% chance there’s fan fic of this out there somewhere 😂

I can confirm as a Indigenous American, all of us with long hair have a constant breeze making our hair flow like the grass of the prairie.

Should’ve just said “no homo”

“It’s wired to the lights.” Kills me every time. 😂

John Redcorn laying pipe all over Arlen. 😂

I like how John redcorns hair is part of his expressions and when he got all surprised his hair just stopped flowing in the wind

His hair was blowing in the wind but yet the wind chimes weren’t moving at all.

"No, it's wired to the lights." lmao

Imagine if Peggy finds out Hank attempted to get a massage with Redcorn. "JOOOOOHHN REEEEDCOOOORN, ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY HANKIE WANKY!"

0:10 you know shit gets real when the wind machine stops.

Hank of the hill: "yeah , I need actual healing" *John Redcorn* has left the chat

Hank: “Uh, this is my first massage...” John: “Put your face in the *HOLE* Hank.”

Funny how John Redcorn is so quick to turn Hank down as soon as he mentions 'yoga.'

I love how John Redcorn’s flowing hair drops when he realize Hank come for a massage.

I just love how this situation is highly awkward for both characters. This just screams "mutual feeling" in full force. Lol

This whole scene was comedic gold.

he couldn't heal Nancy's migraines after all those years, hes a quack

For some reason the "No, it's wired to the lights" joke fucking kills me.

just hearing somebody say the name John Redcorn makes makes me wanna fall out my chair laughing LOL!!!

That's as bright as they go 😂

"Why are you taking your pants off? Can't you keep those on?" "The fabric's too stiff to lean over the table and I don't have another pair." "...are you using sexual lubricant as massage oil?!" "It's multipurpose, and it's cheaper to only buy one." "Why are you putting on a condom?!?!" "Oh! Sorry, force of habit. I guess we don't actually need that one. I mean, it's not like I can get you pregnant."

I'm sure someone, somewhere shipped these 2 characters, solely on this scene...

0:43 That's what I been looking for! Let me give you what you been waiting for! Redcorn's facial expression. 😁

The thumbnail looks wrong in so many ways

John's soul was ready to yeet out of his body.

As a massage therapist I found this hilarious

I choose to interpret this scene as Hank being uncomfortable because a man's oily hands on his back is antithesis to who he is, and John being uncomfortable since he has a modicum of respect for Hank and he knows that his "healing" is complete bogus that he uses to bang married chicks. Idk, it just makes the scene more wholesome to think that John, although probably uncomfortable with working on a male client, suggests yoga moreso because he'd feel bad selling Hank a bad bill of sales

If I were a rich Texan, I would troll John everyday by making him give me massages

Yet he gives dale a massage

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im gonna need massage myself after that ahh god my ribs hurt from laughing so hard at this

The thumbnail made it look like Hank’s chocolate starfish was getting stretched by John Redcorn.

0:43 always gets me 🤣🤣

John redcorn massaged Dale like it was no big deal at all.

Funny how at 0:12 his hair stops flowing in the wind 😂😂😂

Here because i keep getting reccomended John Redcorn clips and its bringing me sparks of joy

*BWAAAAAAFUCKYAAAAAA!!!!!*

Been watching John red corn clips all night then RU-vid recommended me the song John Redcorn by SiR 😂

"See I'm in terrible pain." *Majestic hair stops*

The dramatic wind in John Redcorn's hair stopping when it hits a wall of awkward. These kinds of details were what what I really overlooked as a kid.

YOGA'S GREAT! DO IT, MAN! FORGET THE MASSAGE!

I got a massage from a guy once and i know how hank feels about the lights and music. Worst 30 minutes of my life

It’s funny how his hair was always waiving to the air.

According to the wiki John is 37 and Nancy is older. He is a cougar chacer.

0:00 I love the detail you can hear Hank closing the door on his truck off cam before he comes into view

Neither of them wanted this to happen for different reasons and I love it.

“No it’s wired to the lights.” Mike Judge is a comedic GENIUS. That’s a multi layered comedy at its best.

I like when both Hank and John Redcorn are uncomfortable and awkward. It’s hilarious! XD

I hear that music, I'm like "hoo boy...!"

love it. Even though Hank is really hurt, he doesn't want to be there, John doesn't want to be there, and as a means to escape Hank was willing to do something he looked down on all his life because it's the lesser of awkard choices.

Who's here after that Sir video? 😂😂😂

It's even more awkward because john redcorn doesnt have his green shirt on.

I've only had 2 guys give me a massage they were very gentle 😂🤣

My partner pointed out when we saw this scene how if it was a woman doing the massage on hank, Hank would be the same level of uncomfortable

Love this show

I love how his hair is always blowing when outside

I love how his hair stops waving XD

Humans have a lot to learn to come out of their comfort zones just go with the flow people how well God tell you if you love unless you don't

"See, funny story John Redcorn...I'm in a terrible pain..."

So much could be said about this one clip....let alone the entire series. It would be redundant to say this show is one the best animated series of all time.

I like to think that John redcorn really never gave an actual message. So he didnt know how .

Someone write dirty fanfics abt this

John:oh please kill me

0:45 The way he shot up 💀

THIS SHOW IS UNDERRATED

To be fair, Ja-hon Redcorn treats migraines, and it requires regular treatments well over a decade...

The thumbnail thooo 😂😂

I love when John Redcorns hair flows in the breeze

"Funny story uh. See I'm in terrible pain." Someone clip that Audio. Fucking incredible.

This could've been avoided if one of them just said "No homo"

I need to re-watch this show! haha

It’s never just John always John Redcorn 🤣

I'm bent over almost as much at Hank is laughing right now

Do it man, Yoga is great! Forget the massage. 😂

that bass at the end though

And thus ended what could’ve been a great love affair

some things can never be unseen this thumbnail is one

Was waiting for john to give him a message

The thumbnail...

"No, it's wired to the lights." Is one of my favorite stupid jokes from a show

How can the music be wired to the lights? I mean why would you do that?

Prank ‘‘em John 😂😂🙌

I love how Teddy Pendergast is wired to the lights.

I always thought there needed to be an episode where Hank gets erectile-dysfunction, so he tries everything until he gets desperate and goes to John Redcorn. While being treated, Hank gets an erection, which shocks him and Redcorn, and because Redcorn's such a gossip, the whole town soon learns. Hank spends the rest of the episode worried that the reason he can't have sex with Peggy is because he's actually gay. Somehow, propane is involved. Bill would get totally excited about the prospect of a gay Hank, and would try to spend much of the episode trying to get with Peggy.