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Larry David on Christianity 

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Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 5
Episode 3

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@pjdiver3
@pjdiver3 5 лет назад
"Hey, let me ask you something..." is LD speak for "I'm about to offend you"
@mohammadrezaboozarjomehri9128
@mohammadrezaboozarjomehri9128 4 года назад
what do you mean LD
@TragicHeroe
@TragicHeroe 4 года назад
Mohammad Reza Boozarjomehri Larry David
@maxmustermann-xs6kg
@maxmustermann-xs6kg 4 года назад
@@mohammadrezaboozarjomehri9128 how do you not know its larry david
@Mo.Fa.
@Mo.Fa. 4 года назад
gusooo gbg, Couldn't you at least give us the number? Obviously it's changed now... Was it 666?
@MeanBeanComedy
@MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад
@@maxmustermann-xs6kg He might be just getting into it, bub. I was late to the party too!
@c0mputer
@c0mputer 4 года назад
In other sitcoms, or anything tv or movies, they have the characters taking turns talking. Or maybe an unnatural cut off. This show is so natural in the way people speak over each other it’s amazing. Of course it’s because it’s mostly improvised, I just love that and wanted to point it out.
@royrowland5763
@royrowland5763 2 года назад
It's natural in the way they talk; it's not natural in the percentage of people who are so confrontational. The number of people, particularly strangers, who are willing to argue little things with Larry is definitely not realistic. But it wouldn't be a comedy without it.
@Patapipe
@Patapipe 2 года назад
@@royrowland5763 In France, arguing over anything with anyone is really realistic I can tell you
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 2 года назад
@@Patapipe As an Englishman: can confirm.
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 2 года назад
Yup. Good point, well made.
@battlememesbyomari1979
@battlememesbyomari1979 2 года назад
Because it’s improvised, barely scripted
@Writeous0ne
@Writeous0ne 6 лет назад
when cheryl says "okay" you know larry has crossed the line lmao
@kentara_excelsior
@kentara_excelsior 3 года назад
So true
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 3 года назад
he actually didn’t. She’s just being nice.
@juventusventuno9213
@juventusventuno9213 Месяц назад
I imagine her saying that a lot around Kennedy jr 😂
@100M2B
@100M2B 5 лет назад
The Christian guy's acting was just perfect. lol
@hellion7514
@hellion7514 4 года назад
The great Paul Dooley
@sardonicus76
@sardonicus76 4 года назад
“Refund? RE-FUND!?!”
@SpottedSharks
@SpottedSharks 4 года назад
Enabrin Tain, head of the Obsidian Order, on DS9.
@MaestroTJS
@MaestroTJS 4 года назад
@@SpottedSharks Good at comedy and great at being terrifying.
@nerthus4685
@nerthus4685 3 года назад
He's probably not acting.
@walmartpimp2
@walmartpimp2 9 лет назад
What's gay about a man getting on his knees and praying for Jesus to come?
@ApriliaRacer14
@ApriliaRacer14 9 лет назад
Everything.
@mercifuln8
@mercifuln8 7 лет назад
walmartpimp2 That is so so so wrong. What you meant to say was "come again", right?
@themindofdavidx
@themindofdavidx 7 лет назад
lol lol lmfao...that was good
@davidcastleberry1720
@davidcastleberry1720 6 лет назад
walmartpimp2 oh its more than praying you devote your life to servicing him. On your knees your entire life pleasing him
@MoparGuy1625
@MoparGuy1625 6 лет назад
walmartpimp2 its a fucking joke you bible thumper. Lighten the fuck up for Christ sakes!!!
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 3 года назад
"You're nuts about this Jesus guy aren't you" 🤣
@zomb1elvis
@zomb1elvis 4 года назад
A copy of a holy relic from a Hollywood movie being treated like a holy relic. You can't get more American than that
@dylanmorgan2752
@dylanmorgan2752 4 года назад
True. Then again he got it on the internet so it might not even be that. Then again most ‘real’ holy relics are rarely verfied anyway so it has about as much claim.
@MrStupidHead
@MrStupidHead 4 года назад
Its the bloody instrument of torture from a particularly gruesome state sponsored muder. Wear it around your neck to show you are celebrating it. Sure it seems normal and you grew up with it. Face it, that's plain weird.
@dylanmorgan2752
@dylanmorgan2752 4 года назад
MrStupidHead True but the people who wrote Christianity wanted it to become a symbol of sacrifice I guess.
@zomb1elvis
@zomb1elvis 4 года назад
Yeah reminds me of that bill Hicks joke. " You really think Jesus ever wants to see a fucking cross ever again?!"
@arlentaylor7185
@arlentaylor7185 4 года назад
They did the same in medieval times, and ancient times. In medieval Europe and Britannia merchants would sell "relics" of dead saints. Their toes, finger nails, hair, and old bits and bobs, all fake of course. Banned in the bible as well, the second commandment. But that does not stop man from trying to make a quick buck. This is as old as time itself. Not just Americans, its just humans.
@gonolz
@gonolz 5 лет назад
"It's the son of god, what's the matter with you!" lol
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett 3 года назад
What 😛 IF 😩 GOD🥵 WAS 🤨 A 🤪🥰 T H O T🤔🤭 D U M M Y T H I C C😳😵🥴🥱
@bumholiou
@bumholiou 2 года назад
@@ShaneFlett needs more emojis
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 года назад
exactly it was kinda moronic the title Son of God refers to Jesus being God and his relationship in the trinity. But of course the Jew pretends otherwise and equates it to son as in child and like it even makes sense to joke about a daughter.
@innerDialectic
@innerDialectic 2 года назад
@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep maybe that has something to do with him having been a human being as in recorded history?
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 года назад
@@innerDialectic Son denotes coming from. Jesus was called son of man and Son of God denoting he represented both which is why the work of the cross could be on behalf of his creation mankind and the sacrifice eternally active because the blood of God does not die. The scripture says the blood Jesus shed is in a fountain in heaven. Zechariah 13:1. Hope that clarifies where I'm coming from.
@JohnSmith-tk7nt
@JohnSmith-tk7nt 3 года назад
"I'm gonna be on the lookout for some of these people who cross before snacking." Is the truly genius line here
@rach8744
@rach8744 3 года назад
Thank you, you know i struggle finding people who get larry's comedy, specially in my immediate circule, its a shame, this man is a genius.
@adityabandike8607
@adityabandike8607 2 года назад
I'm sorry I didn't get the joke, but I'd be happy to have it explained, thanks so much, love LD either way👌
@Edmondson_Avenue
@Edmondson_Avenue Год назад
Mostly only catholics do that.
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 11 месяцев назад
I clicked on this while eating a snack. Before starting the snack... look, just don't judge me. I _know_ I'm a religious fanatic.
@javierclement3047
@javierclement3047 7 месяцев назад
I pray before snacking lol (when I remember)
@tspencerlewis1
@tspencerlewis1 9 лет назад
'you're nuts about this jesus guy aren't ya'
@mlady2995
@mlady2995 5 лет назад
Tom Lewis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Floccinaucinihilipilificator
@Floccinaucinihilipilificator 5 лет назад
Words don't suffice to express how much I fucking love this show.
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 5 лет назад
Larry's fricking awesome!!
@JeanmarieRod
@JeanmarieRod 2 года назад
Or maybe 🤔 your vocabulary is just tiny
@Floccinaucinihilipilificator
@Floccinaucinihilipilificator 2 года назад
@@JeanmarieRod Or maybe commonly available conceptualizations through words wouldn't suffice to convey my appreciation to its true extent without requiring me to do away with brevity. My name is derived from an English word by the way, an example of its meaning being part of the essence of my reply to you.
@JeanmarieRod
@JeanmarieRod 2 года назад
@@Floccinaucinihilipilificator I see. So originally you simply chose to be vile inexplicably. Or perhaps postmodernism is the sufficient explanation.
@alanrogs3990
@alanrogs3990 2 года назад
Do you feel the Ukraine is 100% innocent?
@spatzhawk
@spatzhawk 7 лет назад
1:02 I DIDN'T see it. MISSED passion of the christ. WISH I could've gone. lmao
@daisy8284
@daisy8284 4 года назад
first/m /last hey aspie, the OP is quoting a line of dialogue from the clip. 🙄
@NaptownClassic
@NaptownClassic 4 года назад
@@daisy8284 Hey shitlord, first/m /last is paraphrasing the next line of dialogue from the same clip.
@willkoestner4159
@willkoestner4159 4 года назад
@@daisy8284 it would be lovely if you didnt use the word aspie like that. Its a little rude, right?
@silverapples75
@silverapples75 3 года назад
@@willkoestner4159 What's an 'aspie'?
@willkoestner4159
@willkoestner4159 3 года назад
@@silverapples75 Commonly excepted term to refer to someeone on the autism spectrum
@shuarma0
@shuarma0 9 лет назад
its a little kinda.. ya know.. gay
@morrossey
@morrossey 7 лет назад
uh...OK
@forgive7449
@forgive7449 6 лет назад
i would worship jane..... thats all I'm saying.
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 5 лет назад
Catholics worship only the Lord. Mary is venerated. It is a huge difference ... (to Catholics)
@qnzman578
@qnzman578 5 лет назад
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад
@@qnzman578 Yeah, he's definitely not as enlightened as Jerry Seinfeld.
@joshbriggs3306
@joshbriggs3306 4 года назад
Great acting. The way the two ladies get quiet and coldly glare at the housekeeper who tenses up and smiles as she quickly moves through the room.
@vintagehockeygear6769
@vintagehockeygear6769 2 года назад
I believe this is the episode where the housekeeper doesn't wear a bra - they were both reacting to this.
@L33tw0rk
@L33tw0rk 9 лет назад
Everybody would worship jane
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 6 лет назад
Josh Peterson; An important female figure in religion? Trust me, women would get behind that. In fact, Catholicism reveres Mary as much as it does with Jesus. Go to any oldschool Spanish or Portuguese or Italian house and you'll see statuettes and pictures of Mary all over the place.
@artysanmobile
@artysanmobile 5 лет назад
I do every day.
@ibieiniid4240
@ibieiniid4240 4 года назад
@@JanetStarChild I'm sorry, are you citing oldschool spanish houses? You know like millions of people have been named after her, right? Yes, we know. People are nuts for the virgin with a kid.
@user-xp8wk1zt2p
@user-xp8wk1zt2p 4 года назад
HA a female god, Issues from both sex
@hamiltoncrete6741
@hamiltoncrete6741 4 года назад
Tarzan did
@brandongil7594
@brandongil7594 4 года назад
“Is that you?whats that noise?” “Oh,that’s my interlude music” “It’s really loud”
@CatholicKavanagh
@CatholicKavanagh 6 лет назад
Larry David is a FUCKING GENIUS.
@TheLivewire18
@TheLivewire18 9 лет назад
It's a good point. If Jesus were a hot girl instead, I may be able to get behind that..
@ApocalypseKurtz
@ApocalypseKurtz 8 лет назад
+TheLivewire18 heh, BEHIND that
@Tsumami__
@Tsumami__ 7 лет назад
+Justin Time job*
@williamatchison5230
@williamatchison5230 6 лет назад
Shave his beard and how could you even know?
@sedditguy1836
@sedditguy1836 6 лет назад
I can be a wild animal in bed.
@fluteisland
@fluteisland 6 лет назад
phrasinggg
@JonCom3dy
@JonCom3dy 2 года назад
I love how the nail saves him at the end of the episode lol
@humanrightsviolation7987
@humanrightsviolation7987 7 лет назад
Larry takes jabs at EVERY religion on this show. If you think this is supposed to be some targeted mockery of Christianity, it's not. He pisses on Judaism and even Islam all the time.
@lessqqmorepewpiu
@lessqqmorepewpiu 5 лет назад
Love how you said "even" Islam, because, as we all know, Islam is generally exempt from mockery on the account of all them murderings they commit in the name of their child-molesting "prophet"
@fathialjack2009
@fathialjack2009 4 года назад
Blake..watch the (ski lift) it's an entire episode dedicated to making fun of Judaism and it's one of the funniest episodes
@billybob7656
@billybob7656 4 года назад
@@lessqqmorepewpiu it's part of islams many miracles; infidels magically get jihaded away
@billybob7656
@billybob7656 4 года назад
@Blake you can make fun of a religions absurdities in almost direct proportion to how old the religion tends to be. on one end when they're so new their flaws are obvious, to the other end of the continuum where religions so old they could only ever be taken figuratively or allegorically. Judaism is a pretty calm and civil religion. islam now is about as crude as Christianity was during the crusades. all in direct relation to their age and therefore refinement to societal norms.
@helenal3956
@helenal3956 4 года назад
Did he ever do anything on buddhism?
@Jens9807
@Jens9807 4 года назад
"I'm gonna be on the lookout for some of these people who cross before snacking"
@juventusventuno9213
@juventusventuno9213 Месяц назад
I was making toast when he said that so I made the sign of the cross 😅
@samstephens5099
@samstephens5099 Год назад
"Well I have a personal relationship with Christ" is the best line
@AaronaCreates
@AaronaCreates 11 месяцев назад
What I LOVE about Larry's comments on Christianity is that although it's comedy and he's lowkey being serious his attitude IS COMPLETELY BIBLICAL and make this funnier 😂
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 11 месяцев назад
It is truly Biblical. Before the 2nd person of the Most Holy Trinity was known as "Jesus" beginning in the first century CE/AD and before Philo of Alexandria referred to the _Logos_ as the mediator and first born of the Father, this person Who is "mediator, come down from Heaven" was known as _Sophia,_ or "Lady Wisdom." So there was a time when our Lord _was_ known as a woman, and described as beautiful and desired by King Solomon, himself, among others.
@SuperMaDBrothers
@SuperMaDBrothers 4 года назад
I like how his shoes stop making noise at the end.
@dengueberries
@dengueberries 4 года назад
by "walking the shoes in", LD means he has to offend x amount of people before they stop squeaking
@nmarbletoe8210
@nmarbletoe8210 Год назад
the miracle of the orthotics
@Yolduranduran
@Yolduranduran 4 года назад
I heard a priest actually say that it was ok not to do the sign of the cross before eating a snack. Its funny because when I heard the question asked they made about as many jokes about it as Larry.
@PyroNexus22
@PyroNexus22 3 года назад
imagine treating a movie prop like it's something holy
@spacepopeXIV
@spacepopeXIV 2 года назад
Only Amerifats can do that, the holy and sacred have become commodities you can get on eBay for 10 dollars. Now you're the best Christian under God's eyes, go and be zealous and pious all you want, children of God.
@cockroachv
@cockroachv 2 года назад
Im a Christian. I wear a cross. I don’t think the necklace is holy at all. Only Christ is Holy.
@GREVIEWS02
@GREVIEWS02 2 года назад
I think he’s wearing it because it’s from the movie not because he thinks it’s actually holy.
@Ammoniumbicarbonat
@Ammoniumbicarbonat 2 года назад
Anything can be holy if it’s special to you
@jonahnesmith7004
@jonahnesmith7004 2 года назад
@@cockroachv his hands were very wholey
@atavax6094
@atavax6094 11 месяцев назад
My favourite part of Curb is the religious humor. Larry has the ability to ridicule every religion in equally entertaining ways.
@ferrantepaolo
@ferrantepaolo 3 месяца назад
Not really. I haven't seen him doing the same thing with Jews.
@rawdog42
@rawdog42 4 года назад
Jesus wasn't gay. But in a tight situation he wouldn't leave his buddys behind.
@MrTHEMONEEMAKER
@MrTHEMONEEMAKER 4 года назад
*drum rimshot*
@TheodoreDonaldKarabatsos
@TheodoreDonaldKarabatsos 5 лет назад
That looks like a nail you'd hang a picture frame on. The ones in the movie were massive big railway looking spikes. I think this dude got ripped off
@manualLaborer
@manualLaborer 4 года назад
I asked my theologian bible scholar friend if these nails looked true size - he said he'll look deeper into it.
@lukericker8325
@lukericker8325 4 года назад
4ourfutureinfinity why not? He also had them in the ankles or feet area.
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 4 года назад
4ourfutureinfinity mhmmmmmm sureeeee
@michaelgray5768
@michaelgray5768 4 года назад
@@manualLaborer Hyuk...
@connectiontotheworld
@connectiontotheworld 4 года назад
The joke is that this dude is a moron and it's stupid to be wearing any nail from a dumb movie. You are thinking too hard about it(if you aren't trolling).
@ajgree6
@ajgree6 7 лет назад
"I didn't see it! Missed Passion of the Christ! Wish I could've gone."
@ebw16256
@ebw16256 6 лет назад
I have been watching these clips for days now. Never seen this show at al before this time last week. So good!!!!!
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 4 года назад
And God sent his only begotten daughter, Jane who was not plain. After wearing a one-piece Jane asked her disciples what they thought. They all said "Hubba bubba"
@moretimeneeded56
@moretimeneeded56 3 года назад
After wearing a one-piece Jane asked her disciples “Does mu ass look big in this?” To which the disciples looked at each other and all said “Don’t answer it’s a trick question”.
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 2 года назад
Fact: Jane was was the most popular Aramaic baby name in the time of her brother.
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 года назад
Except Son of God doesn't even refer to a child, it denotes Jesus as God and his relationship in the trinity. It's just illiteracy on the part of Larry which is ironic because it was written by Jews for Jews in a manner for Jews to understand. It literally doesn't even make sense contextually to make a joke about a daughter. It's incoherent.
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 2 года назад
@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep "literally"
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 года назад
​@@jamesmcinnis208 Correct, as in "makes no sense" to the fullest extent of the phrase.
@brendanbrowning9912
@brendanbrowning9912 3 года назад
I just noticed at 1:25 Cheryl's Mum is doing the time out sign. Hahaha
@thetimofclubsgeaughan3032
@thetimofclubsgeaughan3032 5 лет назад
He is an absolute GENIUS!!!! I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE I WAS A KID!
@alanparker9898
@alanparker9898 6 лет назад
"they have all kind of things on the internet y'know for passion of the christ"
@anon69669
@anon69669 5 лет назад
Larry David is the best.
@grovermarchand3282
@grovermarchand3282 5 лет назад
He's OK, for a Jew
@dukesilver9704
@dukesilver9704 3 года назад
@Sunsetsully Awakened Lol get over yourself
@raymondvunk7123
@raymondvunk7123 2 года назад
I love the way he ties the elements together at the end of this episode and hangs his mezuzah with the Christ nail...brilliant!
@alivedadi
@alivedadi 2 года назад
Exactly. That's one of the major strengths. Good writing!
@Chris-kf8mx
@Chris-kf8mx 2 года назад
We simp for thee, Jane.
@jazzbo13
@jazzbo13 4 года назад
Zaftig... good sense of humor. I'm dying!
@hammies.
@hammies. 2 года назад
oh, so that's what he says. i thought he said "soft dick"
@HungarianMafioso
@HungarianMafioso 4 года назад
1:44 Larry just taught me a new word: zaftig
@KevinKickChannel
@KevinKickChannel 4 года назад
I suppose it’s a Jiddisch word haha
@lorenzmuller3542
@lorenzmuller3542 4 года назад
Juicy. Zaftik in Yiddish, saftig in German.
@Aegi_of_Aegis
@Aegi_of_Aegis 3 года назад
I thought he said soft dick lol
@snowcycle7
@snowcycle7 4 года назад
Funny thing is.. if someone else walked around with squeaky shoes Larry would roast them 😂
@c0mputer
@c0mputer 3 года назад
Just noticed Cheryl’s mother doing a “time out” to Larry, haha
@avlisk
@avlisk 2 года назад
Made me rewatch the clip. I missed that the first time. Thanks.
@rds990
@rds990 6 лет назад
The best clips on the www !! Larry is hysterical.
@loualcaraz6497
@loualcaraz6497 4 года назад
Cheryl is a goddess. I’d pray to her.
@andrewholmes3116
@andrewholmes3116 2 года назад
"okay."
@Quisiio0303456
@Quisiio0303456 6 лет назад
As a christian I must say: who on his right mind wears "a nail from the passion".
@sheridan7475
@sheridan7475 5 лет назад
JanetFunkYeah shallow argument.
@TheSands83
@TheSands83 5 лет назад
You are nuts about this Jesus guy aren’t ya?
@herbertvonzinderneuf8547
@herbertvonzinderneuf8547 5 лет назад
What would be weirder, would be wearing the whole cross. Thank goodness that doesn't happen.
@emperorpingusmathchannel5365
@emperorpingusmathchannel5365 5 лет назад
@@JanetStarChild Well yeah. That is the entire point of the religion. To have faith is better than to be nihilistic. It has nothing to do with science or evidence unless you are a creationist that takes the bible literally.
@mickyosully4592
@mickyosully4592 4 года назад
not as weird as wearing a miniature hat on your head or being covered head to toe in cloth 90% of your life lol
@kennydust
@kennydust 7 лет назад
"Great sense of humour."
@habs4life41
@habs4life41 4 года назад
"What are you kidding?" I use this a lot.. lol
@gotacallfromvishal
@gotacallfromvishal 7 лет назад
the time out signal his mother in law makes @1:25....oh how i can relate
@TheGreatGodPan
@TheGreatGodPan 6 лет назад
The response when he says "... I *didn't* see it" is priceless
@itsjustme8554
@itsjustme8554 Год назад
I actually didn't know people sometimes buy props from movie sets. So funny! Great show
@jorgetomas380
@jorgetomas380 4 года назад
Lol. I instantly start laughing as soon as I hear the tuba.
@clash5j
@clash5j 2 года назад
I liked Larry's line in another episode where he says that Jews put a mezuzah outside their door so that it makes the anti-Semites easier to find them. 🤣
@spencer_jackson542
@spencer_jackson542 2 года назад
It’s the same episode!
@clash5j
@clash5j 2 года назад
@@spencer_jackson542 Cool. That makes perfect sense and I should have realized!
@tylertyler82
@tylertyler82 4 года назад
Cheryl’s dad is one of my favorite characters throughout the show
@andrewholmes3116
@andrewholmes3116 2 года назад
I have UNLIMITED mileage!
@markhodges1739
@markhodges1739 4 года назад
I love LOVE Larry
@TommeoAndJuliet
@TommeoAndJuliet 3 года назад
Gotta admit, the pros outweigh the cons. I'm with LD on this one.
@eladbari
@eladbari 3 года назад
Most hilarious, sophisticated episode on TV history! This 'Christ Nail' got me hooked on LD.
@billyumbraskey8135
@billyumbraskey8135 2 года назад
just pandering to your Christophobia
@jkwalzo
@jkwalzo 4 года назад
I love Larry David
@Jeremyramone
@Jeremyramone 4 года назад
Larry David national treasure, thank s kindly for sharing
@mizzury54
@mizzury54 4 года назад
It's AMAZING THAT LARRY HAS ANY FRIENDS.
@michelangelobuonarroti916
@michelangelobuonarroti916 3 года назад
Easier when you have hundreds of millions.
@basilrose
@basilrose 6 лет назад
"That's all I'm saying!" For once, he's got nothing more to say! haha!
@GAZDAGP
@GAZDAGP 3 года назад
So now we know Festivus celebrates Jane
@rusenakman
@rusenakman 4 месяца назад
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
@ironmike5812
@ironmike5812 Год назад
Gay for God!!! 🎶 I got the Good Lord Goin Down on Me 🎶
@maxpower4896
@maxpower4896 3 года назад
If God had a daughter, she probably would have been named Jessica and not Jane.
@yakupakgul7548
@yakupakgul7548 3 года назад
Jessica Christie
@benjamintrevino325
@benjamintrevino325 2 года назад
Jessica, Jane, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Bartholomew, Andrew...all very odd names for Semitic people. 😆😆🤣
@Sills71
@Sills71 2 года назад
The funny part is, when Larry thinks he is a gentile, he is much happier and more well adjusted.
@ef2718
@ef2718 2 года назад
That's a parody of Midwest gentile imagery in the media.
@latinhero1818
@latinhero1818 2 года назад
A Secular Jew running away from his roots and still with an antiChrist ethos
@radiojet1429
@radiojet1429 2 года назад
Priceless!
@biggbals4375
@biggbals4375 5 лет назад
0:47 Larry is nodding like ''yeah I've heard of nails before''
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 5 лет назад
Actually, Hispanics (particularly the Portuguese) worship Mary just as much as Jesus. You can't walk into a traditional Iberian house without seeing statuettes and portraits of Mary everywhere. There's your "Jane", Larry.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 4 года назад
You mean Catholics in general...
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 2 года назад
@Dean Gulberry Portuguese people _are_ Hispanic. The Iberian Peninsula is also known as the Hispanic Peninsula; one label was given by the Greeks, and the other by the Romans. Iberian and Hispanic are interchangeable labels. People in the Peninsula were called Hispanic long before Spain and Portugal existed.
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 2 года назад
@samara Technically true; all Latin Americans are not actually Hispanic, since they don't live in the Hispanic Peninsula; but they also are Hispanic because of their bloodline. Context is everything.
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 2 года назад
@Dean Gulberry You're talking to someone who is also Iberian/Hispanic. You don't like it only because it's too similar to "Espanol", and for some childish reason, some Portuguese don't like Spaniards, even though they're both basically the same people, only divided by an invisible line. It's juvenile. We are all Hispanic; learn to live with it.
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 2 года назад
​@Dean Gulberry And you say a lot of ignorant horseshit. It's not "generalization", its fact. The problem is that North America has bastardized the label "Hispanic" to the point of meaninglessness. They call Latin Americans "Hispanic", even though, geographically, they are not. Meanwhile, historically-illiterate people like you want to fight against a label that has been used interchangeably with Iberian just because you perceive it as an imaginary insult to your Portuguese jingoism. I can't wait for the inevitable future when Spain and Portugal finally reunite again so that pedantic jackasses won't have anything to feud over anymore. Although, if people like you have your way, you'd fragment the peninsula even further and create 50 more tiny countries, each one with their own slightly different Ibero-Romance dialect. Bloody hell...
@corvinlord
@corvinlord 3 года назад
What a legend.
@baileybruketta9444
@baileybruketta9444 4 года назад
I think about this all the time
@manifestgtr
@manifestgtr 9 месяцев назад
0:47 “What are you, kidding?” is a *pitch perfect* response lol
@Realcernunnos
@Realcernunnos 4 года назад
This is freakin gold
@vlxxx
@vlxxx 3 года назад
Which episode was it where they did the sketches of the Prophet Mohammed?
@tmc1473
@tmc1473 4 года назад
True to the game. Thank you Larry.
@patricksobb5762
@patricksobb5762 3 года назад
Anyone else notice how many times Cheryl rudely said "Ok" whenever Larry was ranting in this show. I'm guessing at least 15 times
@michaelgiovanniello3230
@michaelgiovanniello3230 3 года назад
zoftig. great stuff.
@marion_roberts
@marion_roberts 4 года назад
That woman on the left calling for a time out 😂 1:26
@davehshs651
@davehshs651 4 года назад
Idea for a comedy series that will be a sure-fire hit in America: Main character insults and offends just about everybody he meets. Lots of laughs.
@JOEY-tu6hx
@JOEY-tu6hx 4 года назад
I just saw this episode 2 days ago
@SJ-ni6iy
@SJ-ni6iy 2 года назад
I’m from the Bible Belt, and 1/2 Jewish, people drove me insane with that movie. I love Larry David
@doublehelix3952
@doublehelix3952 2 года назад
"people drove me insane with that movie. . ." It's due to *their* insanity 8-) Stay sane, @S J
@TP-pq9xx
@TP-pq9xx Год назад
Me too. Saw lots of young children being taken to the movie with their church groups. Sick behavior.
@IsaiahGuerrieri
@IsaiahGuerrieri 4 года назад
“What are ya kidding” 😂😂 “your nuts about this jesus guy arnt ya”😂😂😂😂
@bltoth1955
@bltoth1955 2 года назад
Yah, we need a guy named David to question Christianity.
@NoellaScott
@NoellaScott Год назад
Eric Cartman and Larry David would have interesting interactions
@ColtonBMcCoy
@ColtonBMcCoy 3 года назад
Larry just homed in on the appeal of Virgin Mary Mother of God.
@guybartlett9587
@guybartlett9587 4 года назад
Perfect
@samweintraub5695
@samweintraub5695 4 года назад
Haven’t seen the full episode but something gives me a feeling that maid crosses before snacking
@MrPerennial
@MrPerennial 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Broseftoast
@Broseftoast 11 месяцев назад
“It’s a little gay isn’t it?” Lmfao 😂 Larry
@caglioso
@caglioso 3 года назад
“He’s out of line, but he’s right”.
@grubbetuchus
@grubbetuchus 8 лет назад
"...zoftig..." LOL
@justgivemethetruth
@justgivemethetruth 3 года назад
what does that mean?
@grubbetuchus
@grubbetuchus 3 года назад
@@justgivemethetruth "zoftig" means steatopygenous, curvaceous, pulchritudenous, somewhat plump but still shapely.
@CLB422
@CLB422 Год назад
It means plump in a good way, like curvy/thick.
@greenlamp9219
@greenlamp9219 7 лет назад
i started with curb your meme now i ended up here
@vavo4902
@vavo4902 4 года назад
We should worship Larry David
@davidduane3182
@davidduane3182 4 года назад
God bless Larry David!
@radhwangothic
@radhwangothic 4 года назад
Let’s face it, if Jesus was a girl, we will all be on the lookout for her “coming”.
@Cjnw
@Cjnw 4 года назад
Amen !!
@countalucard4226
@countalucard4226 2 года назад
Anytime there is nothing to watch on TV I go straight to CYE episodes.
@TheTerminator1919
@TheTerminator1919 4 года назад
Omg this is gold
@EM-ps4kr
@EM-ps4kr 4 года назад
“Saftig” 😭😂🤣
@justgivemethetruth
@justgivemethetruth 3 года назад
what does that mean?
@yaelthesnail
@yaelthesnail 3 года назад
@@justgivemethetruth "Pleasant plump". Basically, curvy in all the right places.
@kdub1242
@kdub1242 2 года назад
He so obviously got ripped off on that nail. I mean, I didn't see the movie, but they're supposed to go through hands or feet and into the wood, so they'd have to be big ol' nails, like railroad spikes. That little nail he had would be from Passion of the Frodo or something. See, that's the problem with faith, it dulls your critical thinking skills! 😜😜
@renejean2523
@renejean2523 2 года назад
'Passion of the Frodo.'😂
@reganh5223
@reganh5223 2 года назад
I love Cheryl’s Dad. 😂
@Dana-wq5tp
@Dana-wq5tp 4 года назад
Paul Dooley, the father in the movie, "Breaking Away." Great film.
@nnmartin94
@nnmartin94 5 лет назад
religion is humanity's longest running practical joke
@johndowns3839
@johndowns3839 5 лет назад
And the mother of all subsequent goofball conspiracy theories.
@ohdevil6544
@ohdevil6544 5 лет назад
*tips fedora*
@tim3198
@tim3198 5 лет назад
@@ohdevil6544 Can't think of a rebuttal, resorts to meme
@ohdevil6544
@ohdevil6544 5 лет назад
Tim is atheist, is gay
@biffalobull2335
@biffalobull2335 5 лет назад
Guess the declaration of independence throws you for a loop
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