Last of Us Expleened 

Even a game

IH is going placed since his Pirate film

They even made a generation of fatherless bastards so they can fall in love with video game daddy! Amazing effort by developers!

Everyone's trying to copy story mode

​@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 I'm guessing you don't own a dog house

And he likes Golf, what can go wrong?

I haven't seen him in Last of Us 2 playthroughs. Golfigure

If only he was a better driver

@@TheSektorz He must have joint some Club or something.

I’m happy that this is the only game and it’s so good they made a show

Unfortunately they do, in the second cashgrab they all display signs of frontal lobe damage.

That explains their actions. 🏌️‍♀️

Just like the writer.

Lol that definitely explains a lot of the very odd decisions they make throughout the story

There is no outbreak, they all have head trauma and are wandering around the same small town murdering citizens. The humvee is just the cops who Joel keeps killing. The zombies are regular people trying to defend their homes and businesses.

Gold writing rite there anon

Have another like I felt morally obligated to protect the 420 like count so I'll just leave it here.

@@Secret_Takodachi Well, then you must also be morally brain dead.

Of course, raiders only spawn in occupied zones.

It's incredible how crossing an entire country might make you cross with some people

How about the times they explored abandoned ruins without Joel and Ellie? Or are we operating on the assumption of always?

Mfw the narrative is comprised of interesting events (why don't they tell us about the 2000 miles where nothing happens)

​@@willyeeton4390eh, children of men did it better.

That exists and it is called Final Fantasy 2

I interpreted it the same way. She was trying to mess with their heads so it could provide an opening to escape

Yeah. She was buying time and looking for an opening.

It could be that the saliva that gets in the bloodstream is what infects not just saliva on skin contact or mucous, so kissing might be ok but biting is infectious, maybe because the fungus isn't that infectious in saliva due to low presence in there, but breathing a lot of spores is deadly, i might be wrong

@@AikerAdvend she kissed Dina, and that would end up on blood system. So I guess not.

@@thiagobarbieri7476 not everything you eat ends up in bloodstream, maybe through micro cuts in the mouth but not with a healthy intact one

The writing really isn't what it's cracked up to be at all.

They couldn't find an actor good enough to portray his character

He shows up in season 2, don't worry.

No joke, this was me until I read your comment: "It's pretty random that this video brings up golf as Joel's hobby. Anyways, I'm gonna check the comments 20 mins through the video and- OH I GET IT NOW! *GODFUQINGDAMNITI'MSOSTUPID!!!"*

I'm sure Andrew Ryan would relish a day on the course with Joel

​@@RougeSanta Yes. This.

And Abby is going to crack a head like a egg in these trying times

very clever 😅

But what if the spores are like super heavy? They can't fly through the air - they just accumulate on the ground?

But the hours upon hours of firing full powered rifle cartridges indoors with no earplugs don't damage anyone's hearing at all.

Actually it’s story mode not internet historian

@@JushoaStxrz Same thing

He must have a giant team now

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@@matthewjones39 the joke flew over your head my friend.

I recognized those wonky scooter noises from anywhere

He told her a story equivalent to "Your dog went to go live on a farm up state."

I think she knew but convinced herself he's telling the truth.

Exactly,During the game ellie is smart beyond her years,all of sudden they want us to believe that she turns into a 4 year old in the end and a year later she is gonna get blind sided by the truth? The whole point of the Conversation in the end is that she accepts what joel has done. The okay she says always sounded like: Fine,let's live the lie, at least we are together.

I have spoken to eleven actual humans who managed to read the ending of the last Witcher book, where the perspective character says of our hero who was mortally wounded and making a last stand, that 'oh actually a unicorn showed up ridden by his also mortally-wounded waifu and they were magically cured and went to the mythical isle of Tir na Nog to live forever' as she turns away to conceal a tear then has a bitter tirade about how fairytale endings are cruel and fake - and just took this as a literal sequence of events. Never underestimate the power of people to completely miss incredibly obvious subtext.

That’s one of the reasons I don’t like the sequel.

😂

Literally

My favorite part of last of us 2 was when abby kneeled down to ellie as she was crying and said "seeth" and "cope" repeatedly to her.

Just trying to be The Last of Us

Then again you can stealth most fights against humans, even during the hospital sequence you only need to kill one guard (the one that bursts through the door) and the lead surgeon.

@@ajeje1996 but even then doesn’t he kill a few people in cutscenes?

@@Spinosaurus44 Surprisingly few, considering the setting... if we're really just counting cutscenes, off the top of my head, he only kills that one soldier during the infection scan, the two hunters from David's group, the firefly who holds him at gunpoint, and lastly Marlene. He most likely kills the hunter he runs over during the ambush. That's just six people. The bodycount rises slightly if we count QTEs (the sniper hunter, the hunter in the University), and the murders he's an accessory to (Robert, the ambushing hunter in the hotel). That's ten total, still not that many, and some of them were in actual self defense. There's a few situations in which you're pressed to kill certain enemies to get through a certain area (like the hunter at the library exit, the ones who guard the gate that leads outside of Pittsburgh or the three Fireflies who lie in ambush right before the corridor that leads to the operating room), but you can use smoke bombs and escape without killing them most of the time. The more I think about it, the more I realize you actually "have" to kill surprisingly few people, the keyword being technically.

@@ajeje1996 still, the game making you kill more than 10 people is not really taking the peaceful path. You’re not wrong I guess it does seem too few when you think about video games, but I also find it somewhat strange how video games and movies how desensitized us all to so much killing that it has begun to lose its shock or significance to us. My man kills a lot of people throughout this game if you play normally without trying very hard to take the peaceful path, because the game usually puts you in situations where it’s easier to kill everyone rather than sneak by them, and most of us just shrug off all of this killing by the main characters of video games as justified. Imagine if you meet someone in real life who’s killed more than 10 people.

1. Agreed, Joel's dilemma could have been executed better in technical details. 2. There is something called ethics and morality, Marlene might have thought about that little thing leading to her honesty, in hindsight of course if she didnt say it, things might have been better. Thats not "dumbness" though.

She respected Joel and thought he would understand. She just didn't account for how damaged as a person he was and how much he had become attached to Ellie. It's not dumb to be honest with the person who went through all of that effort for your cause.

@@Mordalon I don't think you need to be damaged to let them kill her. Never assume someone agrees with the trolley problem.

probably wanted her brain as a bargaining chip tbh. "hey govnmnt dont wipe us out check out what we have!" thats the most intelligent interpretation I have. the doctors just gaslit themselves into believing they were saving the world.

*cuckman

What do you mean, thats part of the base game. It's well known Joel has a fondness for golfing.

Right? Must be like 10 lbs draw weight

@@jimbothegymbro7086 ....nah

You do realise that this is a piece of fiction and didn't actually happen, right?

@@videogamenostalgia Basic comment is basic

@@videogamenostalgia Do you just go around like that whenever someone talks about fictional literature too?

ahah thank you someone else noticed, this bothered me so much

I always thought it was just a different explosion

The first explosion happen at the same time, they don't see it from the windows (pressing L3), but you can see the smoke there, and then theres another explosion 2nd.

It should have been called , " A Joel in one . " 🏌️⛳

​@@melgibsonafter5beers329 or a... hole in Joel... since ya know, he gets... yeah

there is footage of him playing pt 2 but he didn't have the golf dlc installed

Golf-tier comedy

Subverted. Neil Druckman does it again

@@jormilos-ov4xu GOD DAMNIT NEIL!!!

this is abby, her favourite foods are ritalian and plastic army soldiers

ABBY SMASH!!

Watching IH slowly lose his soul as the game went was... relatable.

It was co-written by Druckmann and Bruce Straley, the lead game designer. They wrestled ideas between each other, to balance out the narrative stakes and make sure the story and the gameplay worked together. They were the Ying to each others Yang. The second game is all of Druckman's rejected ideas realised.

She's not their first immune case, she's just part of the process to engineering a cure. At least that's how it was before the rerelease retcons removed all that.

You don't necessarily even need her to bite anyone, just get some saliva and blood samples first and inject the cultures you make from those into a test subject. Seems like they just really went directly for killing the golden goose.

Dont forget its the same fireflies we have seen fucking ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING UP through out the game. Like, there werent a single instance of them being even close to successful

@@sporepda nice point, they fuck up from the very beginning when they bomb the place and then get rekt, after that they are all dead on the checkpoint where Joel was supposed to go and then on the other location they had they are dead too, so yeah, the fireflies just suck

​@@sporepda the fireflies are basically just Antifa in Portland Oregon😊

You watch these while grocery shopping?

If you can't even be in a grocery store without watching a video you have an attention span problem.

Great pfp. I have framed prints of photos of the notorious duck float in my home

Me too

Happy to know I was not the only one that got passionate about Frog Detective Expleened

I loved the fnaf video

Yeah, too bad it's gone now.

I got Gamepass and played all three Frog Detective games on my channel specifically because of that video. So good.

Time to go back to the Roanoke video.

Saliva can also be a vector for viral infections

@@Lauren007E Yeah and Dina wasn't infected a year after their make out sesh on the couch. It really doesn't seem she can spread it through saliva.

They didn’t know she was immune. So she bit him and showed them the bite, so they’d assume everyone who’s bit would be infected

There are a couple of other videos with the knocking sound, and it makes me jump every time.

I just scream to my brother "whaaat do you want"?

8K sound effect on god

I was looking for this comment to confirm my sanity 😂

An evil god maybe.

Biodiesel, maybe. And they kill the 'tourists' because they have a reputation to keep people out, I think.

The horse sleeps and eats. Also that’s how people traveled long distances for thousands of years. “Infinite stamina” lol touch grass bro

As someone with grandparents that raised prize racing horses: Horses can DEFINATELY carry two people for an indeterminate amount of time if it's at a slower, steady pace and is taken care of and fed properly. And you can surely ride one all day, you would have to give it a 15 minute respite every few hours, but you could do it easily especially since the 2nd person is a child, and a skinny one at that. Regardless of if it has two riders or not though, Horses can't full gallop for more than 20 minutes on average with any burden, if you forced it to gallop repeatedly it could definitely die after awhile, but Horses are also smarter than you're giving them credit for, as usually once they reach their limit they will refuse to go anymore. Don't underestimate Horses man, there's a reason they were the main method of personal transportation for the majority of human history after their domestication.

they do, Last of Us 2 doesn't exist.

​@@hayatojin2886 not to those with the emotional range of a snail 😂

@@toysarealive1 maybe they just can’t stomach boring writing, inconsistent characters, or terrible endings

@@burningsexuality1540 So boring and inconsistent it's won countless of awards and a second season based on it has been greenlit by the most successful television studio of all time, 😆

@@toysarealive1 are you high or did you forget we were talking about the second game and not the show

Where on earth did you get this from?

@@josephburnett1514 surgeons recording 82, was in the original release but was retconned months after release, and completely missing from the remaster and remakes

@@lewisbrodrick1698 ah okay, interesting. I definitely prefer that they took it out, but interesting for sure

You have to assume they had other people before that they ran tests on before deciding to go straight to chopping out the brain. Cos otherwise that's stupid as fuck. Ideally you'd want to do a biopsy, the chances of getting anything useful from her would plummet once she's dead.

nuh uh! you're just super duper mad that joel is the meanest man in the world and is evil and it's his fault!!

It looks like it says "BUS" on it. Do you mean it's a trolleybus that uses a catenary?

@@neatwing2285 what the heck? How did I miss that? But the length of the car and the colors are the tram cars’.

IH live goated. sadge its gon e

@@standardaccountenjoyer2826 agreed I miss it too what a time

@@vanillakilla64 When did IH say he was no longer doing streams and why?

I've never found it, where was it?

@@Lauren007E I forget tbh I haven’t played it in like 3 or 4 years

why

@@trosanlosan8803 do we tell him

@@lordz19 let him live in peace

ok

19 hours later i figured it out, sorry people I didnt play these games

Nah they’d probably ruin it

I mean... the second game greatly elevated the story, perspective, humanity... it was a crazy bold and awesome move, however much I hate what happened. Joel deserved it. It hurt. It sucks. It was inevitable. Excellent writing.

What could you possibly do to ruin this franchise with a sequel?! Even if it was just Joel and Ellie getting bored, arguing about the truth, then going on an adventure to some former military base where they have the ability to extract a fungus sample with a standard non lethal surgery like basic biopsy of a brain tumor... Then maybe the adventures whenever the people in charge find out that this cure works but want to be the limited distributor... Or find out it doesn't work but want to sell the world on a cure to clear out areas they want to overtake... I mean basically it could be any scenario and still be acceptable as long as Ellie or Joel weren't immediately killed by a they/them adolescent female who was on some kind of testosterone and trenbolone fueled rampage... In the apocalypse... But what are the odds someone making a sequel could be that specifically stupid?!😆

Wasn't there a sequel or are we just mentally erasing that piece of dog shit?

@@anthonysoto2923 If there was a sequel I'd know about it...

how?

@@lordz19 I’m doing well thanks how are you?

true, I especially loved when he'd cut the tension with witty one-liners like "man, waiting like this sure makes me board!"

Apparently that's been retconned when Part 2 came out, just to make sure Joel is definitely a monster.

Thankfully, it didn't.

@@b.u.l.1734 Said nobody except crazy people

@@KingAir90Pilot No, people with taste say that.

There’s no such thing as “taste”, that’s a cope. Nobody is impressed that you or don’t like something.

tlou was fine as a standalone game we really didn't need that hot garbage sequel

still looks pretty good, they made total use of all of the ps3s capabilities

Joels face always looked like a Telltale character and ellies face always looked blurry. It was a product of its time

Bullshit-shame that I can emulate this with less crashes than the proper PC port. The later PS3 games absolutely shone like gold; squeezing the last bits of juice out of the PS3 was incredible to watch, especially when put into contrast with the earliest games on that console.

No. There is no such log on ANY version of the game. Not PS3 PAL, not NTSC not PS4 not PS5. Not even the 1.0 Version or even the prototype. The file in question is in all versions and nowhere does it state "immune". Stop spreading lies. All it says they experimented stuff on different infected patients. Ellie is the only known immune person we and the in game characters, logs and files state.

​@@StabVariationDamn. They might be wrong, but you really need to chill. You're gonna rupture something.

@@Aherea Just dislike misformation from spreading, that's all. People will actually believe this guy and say the devs chickened out.

True. The Salt Lake City Zebras are a national treasure.

Depends on the bow. A short bow, maybe. I have seen videos and heard tales of kids using short bows.

An old type of medieval longbow can have a very high draw weight, 160 lbs for example. But those were for war and meant to pierce armor, against soft targets (hunting) draw weights are typically between 40-70 lbs. But death by arrow shot is often from blood loss, draw weight is mostly a suggestion. High weights are preferable to get a clean pass through in and out the other side combined with heart and lung shots for a quick kill. Ellie's recurve is probably towards the bottom of that range possibly even underpowered maybe a low as 20 lbs or less for a youth model, that may not be ideal but you use the tools you have and if you stick the deer in the right place it will die eventually, you may have to track that deer quite some distance without a clean pass through. Her dragging that deer a few hundred yards back to her horse would be funny.

Because it vidya gaem

it’s amazing. play it. just came out on steam yesterday. don’t play the second game though

don't play it, it's overhyped moviegame trash

dont buy the steam version, they botched it completely

Nah do play it. It’s one of the best games ever made.

@@studhouser6969 exactly why I always avoided it. Seemed to heavy on the cut scenes and storytelling. How much of the gametime is spent just watching things happen?

Sounds like GOTY material

"STOP RESISTING!" *starts blasting*

Funnily enough you can shoot his knee and wound him. Which makes the sequel even more retarded. Abbyzillas dad is so weak, pathetic and cowardly a bullet to the knee can kill him. How'd he survive 20 years post apocalypse? Probably hiding behind others. Whereas Joel gets shot, stabbed and beaten multiple times and still keeps going for more. Dude even survives a stab from a ruin building piece and survives, albeit almost dying. But doctor dumb over here? God forbid he trips over a cordless phone and dies of cringe.