Late Night Is Over- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 187 

Tim Dillon didn't kill himself.

If covid taught us anything, it is how unfunny late night shows are.

PROTECT TIM DILLON AT ALL COSTS! ALL COSTS

Craig Ferguson was the antidote... still kinda hard to believe that show existed.

"We're gonna teach Cardi B how to use silverware". Fucking LOL.

I hope Tim Dillon keeps this up. But I also hope he stays healthy.

“Dystopian nightmare reality” so dark and true

The Olive Garden rant-- F..ng hilarious. His encapsulation of working at Corporate restaurants-is brilkiant and spot on- . In like, 60 seconds. It shows he is an observer on a deep level.. Empathized as well which makes him relatable and even funnier. Pryor was an observer too. Dillon should reach that mountain top of comedy, if he hasn't already. Thank you.- we need it

As a worker in a factory I agree. But also this is one of the reasons I just forgo having tv at all. RU-vid and Blu-ray is my way. I like this guy.

Kimmel is the worst cause he used to really take risks on 'The Man Show'. Fallon has always been a company man.

Target manager screams into a microphone - circa 2020

Wow! Couple days ago on Colbert he had Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth on, and for 5 minutes they talked about how all 3 of them were in Italy at the same time!!!

Tim is auditioning for the roll of Jake from State Farm

Celebrities know other celebrities, and it's so interesting.

TIM DILLON IS ORWELL REINCARNATED WITH a better sense of humor.

Shanghai is a great town. Classy bars, great nightclubs, arts and culture, sci-fi neon city skyline, British colonial buildings along the harbor, and everything is dirt cheap. You can drink martinis or manhattans all night served to you by a guy in a tuxedo while sitting in leather lounge chairs on a rooftop bar overlooking the city skyline and the bill will be like $50 USD.

Tims blunt, funny reality check on everything helps me get through life 💛

Freaking Brilliant. Keep it up Tim. You're actually worth listening to.

This has gotta be my favorite rant Tim has ever done. It just flows so nicely and has slaps of funny throughout.

Just from a purely aesthetic view, Tim reminds me of Eric Cartman in his late 30’s / early 40’s with a history of heavy substance abuse, whose now just bitter and jaded and goes off on hilarious rants.

Seeing this, I figure it's the best clip i've seen of him. His flow. Wow.

Take this off the cuff rant, refine it a little, polish and emphasize the punch lines, and you have a piece on tier with the best of George Carlin’s standup specials

Homeboy cracking up while he rants makes this gold

Still one of my favorite Tim rants ever

This is one of his best eps yet. Lmao Your editing is getting great; love what you’re adding! He’s the funniest and then your edits make it even better.

I can't stop listening to this guy! 🤣 He's shockingly accurate and absurd. "What's going on MADISON?" "Um! I'mtryingtobuyacar..." "ALRIIIIIIGHT...!"

Im probably willing to bet money that theres a very good reason why Jimmy Fallon drinks so heavily

Can we get Tim skinny? He can’t go out like Patrice, he is a national treasure.

You sir are hilarious and on point. Thanks for making my day!

'Jimmy' is a funny dude , of course I'm talking about 'Jimmy' from the southpark.

Olive garden is not food... Girlfriend got food poisoning, we received a gift certificate just to get wine spilled on me and more microwaved food

Just discovered this guy ,got a lot to say The world needs people like this

I wish my job was to sit and get yelled at by tim dillon

I have gotten pretty tired of late night, haven’t watched in years... so boring.

Tim Dillon is a white Patrice O'Neil. Patrice would've had one of the biggest podcast had he not passed away.

Spoiler: Tim Dillon owns an Olive Garden franchise.

What happened to the version with the pictures and videos that was even more hilarious

I am a fat person from Ohio. I enjoy olive garden. I'm also a broken person. I think my wife is gonna leave me. I had 3 beers before noon today and its Tuesday.

I Love Mr.Dillon. Just Awesome :)

I present all my set of skills to protect this man.

4:00 this rant kills me 🤣

The type of people I've always imagined to watch late night are those extras watching TV in the Eminem's "My Name is" music video

Tim is one of my absolute favorites. As much as I love Rogan, Tim is starting to even surpass Rogan in some ways due to his AUTHENTICITY and HUMOR. LOVE IT! KEEP IT UP!!!!!

This is one of the best Tim Dillon clips of all time. I remember someone did an edit of this with proper visuals and it got well over a million views.

Tim DIllon needs his own very nontraditional late night show

Great rant!

Lmao Jimmy Fallon really did go to olive garden with post malone

Anyone want to go to a taping of the tonight show?

Thanks to "Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillion" I've found my purpose in life.... grifting from Town to Town pulling one over on poor, unsuspecting middle aged women. Thanks Tim.

One of the best faculty correct rants of all time !!!

Gotta look good today cause Jimmy!! Dude Tim is poetic

Conan played a lot of the core typical late night game, but he was a lot more than that. Conan is a real comic and creative person. All his stuff was genuine and unique, and even he recognizes that late night game is over, that's why he's ending his show to do something different on HBO.

Tim Dillion is seriously a treasure/gift in these modern times.

"It's too ranty and too dark" - hey, leave my girl outta this, see!

Tim needs to go on Kimmel or Fallon and tell them how much they suck

Brie Larson just started a RU-vid channel and its every bit as vapid as you could imagine

@0:52 Tim solved Covid origins before people even knew what it was

I love it that this podcast has a laugh track

Fucking amazing so glad this man exists

I worked at a restaurant in times Square and its like he was in our heads after waiting tables there all day long everyday

this guys rants are on another level

Perfect rant.

“Lemme ask you a question… what are you doing? What in god’s name are you doing?” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Tim you are a precious person that should be preserved at all costs, we in England have a comedian a bit like you, where everything’s off the cuff. You are a joy to listen to, thank you for being you.

This man speaks my mind ❤️💪🏻👍🏻🔥

Tim going fire in this, classic celeb take down stuff,

You are my generations George Carlin. I love your observational genius!

Having your job be simply sitting next to Tim ranting would be a dream job

You are on point.

😂 Guy in the back waiting to have a Travis Bickle moment 😂

Refreshing.

Make with the link for Jewels by Tim Dillin already!!! I'm anxious to get my life purpose started.

This is why Tim is the realest

"I want to go to a taping of the tonight show.". Ahahaha

I'd wanna go to a tapping of The Tonight Show, but only if you were on the panel so I could see you light Jimmy up! 🤣

"Their viewers are falling" And they can't get up.

This is so satisfying. Ironically Tim Dillon would be a great late night host on HBO.

mr timmy d is an orator of the highest caliber-yes or yes?

This might be the best rant ive ever heard in my life

Someone put an amazing edit of this intercut with clips of Jimmy Fallon and The Olive Garden, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe is was deleted? Does anyone know what I am talking about?

I went to a taping of Johny Carson in LA. That was fun, kinda.

Best. Rant. Ever.

I went to a Letterman taping in 85’. I saw Michael J Fox coming off Back to the Future. It was pretty cool.

I cant wait until Tim starts getting movie roles and has to make that Patton Oswalt hard steer left. Its gonna be really interesting

Inoperable is such a great word for tonight shows in general, holy shit

I'm an actor in Hollywood, been on a few shows, guest star/co star stuff, not rich or famous at all. The best thing to happen is Hollywood/msm becoming increasingly irrelevant. They don't deserve the power they wield at tis point. I can't wait for independent versions of the Hollywood establishment, independent studios, shows, features, award shows, an alternative to Netflix, RU-vid...it'll happen.

Tim D. is so spot on

Does someone have the version with all the clips over this? It was fucking hilarious

this is brilliant

This is fantastic

Tim is right, and Jeselnik told that in an interview, that because his humor is dark, they didn't really let him write on Jimmy Fallon. But sometimes people are the ones that want that type of shows. They use the excuse "well the real world is shity, so i want to see something light-hearted and silly" which is fine, and i i get that too.

So epic and true!!

Tim. Is a human treasure.

love ya Tim...

seeing Letterman live was awesome fun...it only took 2 hours in the middle of the afternoon!

Spot on!!

Tim may be the funniest man on the planet.

I love the fact that he goes like a 'kombajn' totally over all of it. Great!

"What's shrimps cocktail??" - ha ha

Wow, that Olive Garden rant was spot on!