Lawn Mowing Simulator 

Lmfao yes

Dead

Can confirm XD

It actually sounds like something you’d hear in church

Oooo what if the finance meeting was for a church?

I would watch any series from Mark. He can make anything fun

Amen to that

@@pleasedontsub2732 yeah, honestly. I would watch him watch paint dry if he talked even a little bit

Yessir

Guys, I loved the Powerwash Simulator videos (these were what I was referring to), too. 😂 Just a bit of a joke.

Ze sacred chronicles of markiplier's mental health

thanks

Thank you very much for this detailed list

My gratitudes!

That opinions meltdown has been legendary for me for a yr now

The fact that the moment answers that way means it's a regular thing.

you give him a tip, a silent nod -but you dont let him near your children..

@@sekarmaltum1695 FACTS. You tell em

or having the time of his life

My lawnmower guy did that once while I was outside

my reaction: 7:16

personally i believe that adds a show i’d give a 5/5

2/5 stars. He rage quit off the mower and destroyed all our flowers. The ones he didn’t mow over. He also tore up our bricks with the mower. The grass looks great though.

He forgot to get under your arches. Be sure to instruct him better next time.

I didn’t get what you did- Then when I got it- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@Sage_404. same 🤣

Oh yeah, definitely one of the main components trust me

Wait how do you go outside-

@@666-The-Devil-66 lmaooo I take daily allergy meds (different ones every 3 months bc my body develops resistance to them 🤙), an emergency inhaler, singulair daily (steroid for my lungs - let's me no longer need a nebulizer daily), and an epipen and benadryl are always on me. I just avoid the outdoors during peak allergy season and thankfully I live in a city, so grass isn't a huge issue. If someone's mowing their lawn, I will have to use my inhaler though. I don't start having an allergic reaction unless I'm touching it thankfully and k95 masks are really helpful.

allergic to grass? the human body keeps surprising me

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u lol you should see my full allergy list then 😅 (i have a mast cell disease so i agree, the human body keeps surprising me too)

Exactly

Next up Forgotten DIY simulator and "no you can't borrow the car"

Yeh

He is

the month after: hey guys imma be a papa!

Best suggestion

Omg someone needs Dee’s Cuts right now 😂🤣🤣🤣

Hah! Mowed em!

DEEZ CUTS dang your a genius XD

I love it

Id honestly just let him enjoy his fum 😂

I'd watch it

I would give him a raise and a bonus 😂

I would probably join him in crying

I would give him a hug

Same

Isn't that the best part tho. But u know he got Lixian dying laughing

My friend has that as a sound alert on her twitch 🤣

He's just different and we love him

Not every RU-vidr

That's why I love Mark. He plays games no one else does

@FandomKween13❎ very well put, lovely 👏👏👏👏

Mark is the only RU-vidr who doesn't hop on the trend like others, I remember the time when minecraft was getting really popular again like 2 years ago now because of pewdiepie and everyone else also started playing it, because everyone was getting more views from it, but not Mark he's just built different. He did not play minecraft at all for that hype time period.

I do hope so lol

tbh, this game fills the "satisfying" hole that power wash simulator never did, so i hope he does do another 7 part series on it lol

I would watch any series from Mark

I'm okay with that, lmao. He makes these things entertaining and relaxing

Sign me up, baby!

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂

⁠@@peterwilliams2887I sure this is how so students wish they could talk to teachers when they say you can’t use your phones in class

I asked a similar question on the first Power washer Simulator vid, except it was who is the bigger Boomer, him for playing or me for watching.

What makes it more concerning is that i am enjoying a video of mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim while reading a comment about a person wondering they are more concerned that mark is enjoying a lawn mowing sim or that they are enjoying watching mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim

The more concerning thing is that he's not actually mowing a lawn so he's mowing on his pc

Probably both but at the same time there are 2.1 million people who are thinking the same thinf

What's more concerning is the midlife crisis he had in the middle of it all. Hits too close man, too close.

and half of them is just character customization

@@keen283 when i played sims I'd always get tired after making the household because it took me so long 😂

I would absolutely watch 9 more episodes of this

@FandomKween13❎ I know, but after years of watching him the little things let you know he’s becoming more domestic.

@@karmickhaleesi well you cant be screaming shit in your 50's

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

EVERYONE ABOVE ARE BOTS. DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THEM!

Yes indeed

@@Windoweeza no shit sherlock

At least it’s a break from the spookies

When?

You mmmmmember

@@themaxterz0169 during Unus Annus, they did a video that was essentially 2 truths 1 lie and one of Mark's true statements was that him and his brother crashed a riding lawnmower when they were younger. There might be a clip somewhere out there, but I'm not sure

@@pikachu_is_cute1 I mmmember

🤣🤣🤣

I accept your apology but also no

yos avas demon

I was like oh no he’s become Ethan with eef

I almost spat my drink on my ipad.

DEEZ NUTZ

Can you say alpha Kenny one as fast as you can.

SPEAKING OF PODCASTS!!! Have you been listening to Distractible?

I’m rooting for thirty

@@thehippydisnerd4887 I'll be happy after about 50

We can only hope

@@christaylor3572 True tho

@@christaylor3572 70 sounds better

Im sure Amy is used to hearing the randomest shit coming from Marks filming room

They've been together for over half a decade, I don't imagine anything she hears him shout could surprise her at this point.

I think that’s low on the “surprising things to hear” list all things considered

You talking about this? 7:05

Precisely that moment, yes.

Haha. Yeah, but circles are so inefficient vs lines. Circles are more fun but you have to end up redoing a lot for missed spots.

@@githane I agree, but somehow my dad doesn't miss anything! He is the typical dad that obsesses over mowing😂😂 that his place to get away from the family.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lots Of Laughts

More like used nail clippers

yeah my immediate thought was "Your mom had a riding mower?? But the poverty meme!"

Our battle will be legendary

who are those people

@@menacebadge417 Dee is what Mark named his character in the video above. Eef is a nickname for Ethan (AKA CrankGameplays) that he came up with for himself in an episode of [redacted channel] where they messed around with Hooked on Phonics.

@@majortritone memento mori

*E Intensifies *

Underrated comment

Starts answering the phone “yellooo?” And asking “alright, now what’s the damage?” Every time he gets handed the bill at a restaurant

The Boomer life is full of so much bliss you have no idea. Yeah. I sit here watching RU-vid instead of TV for hours at a time to occupy my day. And, yeah. It's mostly because my health is so bad and I'm literally extremely I'll. But, yeah. It's the f****** life. You have no idea. You sit on your ass all day.. watching tv. And, yeah. It does get boring. But,.yeah. It's kind of the f****** life, bro, not even going to lie.

What’s white new balances?

@@cmleonel dad shoes

@@damienwlf572 You right 😂

That is beautiful- and now we pack bond to them like pets

Dear God I hope this isn't true How upsetting..

that’s so interesting and terrifying thank you

I can’t decide whether this fact is most interesting, sad, or disappointing…maybe it’s just all of each at once

I feel like markiplier’s roomba was a different breed, flipped over after doing one final clear of the house

The smell of shaving cream is fresh.

@@potterinhe11 wow

SHUT UP

He'll play em so good and nicely that he would plow neighbors land in Farming Simulator

Then the return of yandere sim will be grand.

Stripes are easier with a push mower too... That's pretty much the only advantage of a push mower though 😅 👍

Pfft-

Lol same

We're serious about this kind of thing! Because we can't all be race car drivers, can we... (quiet sob)

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

what about a praise meeting about financing Jesus?

And with that, you've just unlocked the average daily routine of a Republican official, save for the blatant disdain of anyone different from him. It's never a her or a them.

@@juliahart8593 Congratulations, you made it political, way to ruin the fun! 😁

@@juliahart8593 huh?

You mmmmmember?

Yeah I agree, Mark's great and I still enjoy watching him. But personally as someone who has troubles with hearing people especially men yell, it made me nervous. Not blaming Mark it's just scary like you said.

Lolol not nearly. Watch some of his old vids like "getting over it" 😩 this is a cakewalk compared to the legitimate hellfire rage he had going on.

@@kitsuneelie9133 oh I know, I remember vividly 😱

Underrated

As a Christian I felt this quote deep in my soul.

@@toothpastemanreal nice

the accuracy of what he said tho

I died laughing when he said that. Then I came back to life just to post this.

I laughed but then realized that if the guitar was a little more muted, the music is almost exactly like the music my church plays for the announcements.

nice pfp

Unless it's a Catholic or Orthodox church lol

Legit. Memories from going to a Baptist church suddenly came rushing back lol. So glad to be Presbyterian now 👍

@@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966 Baptist gang right here

@тαρ мє αи∂ ѕєχ ωιтн мє Charlo I thought u were a booty bot but you made an actual comment, are u paid to advertise it?

11:44 - Chica in the other room: “I shall poop in the neighbors lawn”

he never said he did a good job cutting his mom's lawn...

I make extremely entertaining videos . I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@@26mic5 enjoy your one way trip to africa bro

Everyone that's ever mowed grass has done that. Slamming the mower's front into the bush is way less effort than doing it """"properly"""" and moving the branches.

Ah,"d" the best

It’s just the allergies

Honey the mowing man is also screaming how you cannot have a opinion

@Aria Penelope if your a Christian, I'm the pope.

Why do I hear existential dread?

@@Foreststrike I’m always just kind of in a state of existential dread

@@samanthasoriano4188 Same here, I was more referring to Amy in this instance.

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

We need to make that a rule XD

The fitness gram pacer test

Sd

@@26mic5 bet bot

Stfu furry. I'm just kidding, I luv ur vids wool. Keep up the great work

I'm worried I may be addicted to watching

This is all to tease 'Markiplier Simulator' which he'll announce in January for a Holiday 2022 release window

Oh hey you finally got verified by youtube

@Lightbreaker i know you are waiting for a response and i shouldnt, but let me remind you that commenting increases mark's youtube stats

As a Christian I can confirm that both are extremely similar lololol

@@VxW2020 same and i agree as well lmao

I was literally waiting for Christian lyrics to happen when I realized just how much it sounded like Christian music 😂

My German blood saluted.

And Bread! Don't forget our endless bread Repertoire! I mean, we're literally well-known for the world's most bread-types.

And whatever happened in 1945

Isnt sauerkraut polish?

@@phantasticdrago230 it's delicious. That's all that matters.

Seriously, though, I immediately got "praise Jesus" vibes from the music for that reason

My fellow Jesus homies. Love u guys.

Knew I wasn't the only one lol

It's Sunday, so this really fits.

*confused in polytheist*

he's evolving

EEF

Hahaha banana.

Mark in a few years: DEEEEEEZ NUTS

He evolved

Nice

*Dee's who?*

Dee’s trademark burgers!

I got a label maker for an early birthday present today and got really excited. Then I realized how lame I've become

D is EEF 2.0

Dethan or Deef

*E

As a Roman Catholic, I must admit to disliking that kind of music. I don’t care if that’s how you want to pray, but when the choir director is using this happy-go-praise-Him kind of music during Lent, then I have issues.

@@MrMaradok fair enough

@@MrMaradok I was raised prot, a lot of stuff about it put me off music being one of the big ones. Eventually converted to Orthodoxy, I'll never understand how protestants consider most of the music they use to be reverent enough to be used in worship.

@@MrMaradok fair enough, I’m a Southern Baptist myself ✝️

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

wait till he plays dictator simulator...

@@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 oh god no