Treasure Hunter Simulator 

To whom it may concern: Mark said “hitler’s gold” about 29 times

imagine going to a historical memorial and you just see markiplier with a metal detector screaming "DIBZ" as he digs up a human corpse

Alt title: Markiplier's Bizarre Nazi Treasure Hunting Adventure

“We go around the world, and we take things that weren’t ours, and call it treasure” That is the most accurate definition and I’m crying 😆

Imagine just walking in the park and seeing Hee Hoo in his natural environment, screaming "HITLERS GOLD"

I enjoy that he's entirely too morally aware to take this game seriously.

Arguably the funniest thing here is Mark lowkey gaslighting himself into thinking the footpath markings are part of a puzzle

this episode shows the importance of reading carefully mark turned hilter’s gold into hitler’s gold. whoops

Imagine just going on a nice walk in the woods and you find this guy with a metal detector saying “Hitler?”

*News Headlines Tomorrow:* "Popular RU-vidr Markiplier arrested for defacing historical park, found with a metal detector screaming *DIBZ* in a delirious state"

I unironically need about twenty more episodes of Mark saying "Hitler's Gold"

Mark: *finds bottlecap* Description: "If you wait until 2077 it might actually be worth something" Mark: "ok, cool..." Me: *laughs in Fallout*

"I didn't wake up thinking that I would be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am!" -Markiplier, 2021

Imagine visiting your family member who died as respected veteran hero of the world war while seeing a guy laughing maniacally while digging up for what he says a "treasure"

Imagine Amy hearing Mark upstairs, while recording, scream HITLER'S GOLD OOOOOOOOOO!

Seeing you dig up the battlegrounds of Gettysburg really hurt me inside. My great grandfather fell at Gettysburg. He tripped over one of those tombstones.

I thought he'd eventually realize it said Hilter's gold, not Hitler's gold lmao

The sequel to a Heist with Marliplier- A Treasure Hunt with Markiplier

A guy in a Cabin: mhhhh im going to sleep Mark: HITLER ARE U IN THERE *BANGING INTENSIFIES* a guy in a Cabin: *SHAKING IN FEAR*

Mark channeling his inner Ethan-Kidnapped-Mark rhyming skills, here. Oof.

Mark is just the Leprechaun. He’s obsessed with gold, he rhymes constantly, and he’s short.

To me, Marks obsession with those tree markings is hilarious, because they are literally just marking different routes to hike

Mark coming up with rhymes for the gold is giving me hard UNUS ANNUS vibes. It’s just Riddle Mark making a reappearance.

“I’m assuming this the type of game where we go around the world and we take things that weren’t ours and call it *T R E A S U R E*” -Markiplier 2021

Description: it was a beautiful gift for a beloved girl! Markiplier: S H E ’ S D E A D N OW

"I didn't think when I woke up today that I'd be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am." -Markiplier, 2021 Edit: Hilter's gold, even XD

“In what world is travel free?” When you live in a ‘castle-ass castle’ it might as well be.

Imagine taking a walk through some lovely woods and seeing a guy with a shovel and metal detector screaming “HITLER’S GOLD!!” Every time the metal detector finds something

if i was a stripper, i'd want my stage name to be Sir Richard Clapperton

I wouldn't mind a series of this where mark just slowly devolves into treasure madness

"I'm not exited for Hilter's Gold" *proceeds to yell in confuse happiness*

I couldn’t even imagine going over to the holocaust memorial or something and see mark with a metal detector then when it goes off I just hear HITLERS GOLD?...DIBS DIBS DIBSSSSSSS

"What kind of castle-ass house do I live in!?" One with five ovens.

In this video: Markiplier defiles a historical memorial site and stabs Lixian in the eye.

“You will find treasures in the paths of old” “One of which includes Hitler’s gold” “You will have to dig through mush and mold” “Or at least that’s what I’ve been told”

"Something tells me: I don't want Hitlers gold! Because something tells me it might not have been Hitler's!" And just like that, two sentences, Markiplier showed more integrity and morals than all the Swiss banks. Or anyone else in high-finance. Gotta love Mark.

Something about Mark running around the forest yelling Hitler just hits different

Note to self: If you encounter a man digging up corpses and screaming “DIBS,” simply say “oh it’s just Mark” and walk away. Just walk away.

Markiplier literally turning into Dr. Seuss with these rhymes

He's going to hear one of his five ovens beeping and immediately look to the floor for treasure.

Jesus. Mark's new haircut makes him look years younger. Felt like i accidentally hit an old vid

i love that he channels his inner riddle ethan while looking for gold

“National Treasure is a national treasure of a movie” amen

The marks on the trees look like trail blazes to me! In hiking areas without super obvious or very maintained trails, trees are frequently marked to be visible so that you know where to go and which way is back to civilization. If you're standing at one, another one should be within view distance or visible within the next few steps to point the way :)

I legit want a full series of this just to see mark find hitler's gold

“I’m literally just digging up the trash these people threw out” Welcome to archaeology 👍🏻

Mark: sees a brick half embedded in the groun Also mark: *H I T L E R S G O L D*

Markiplier playing this game, wondering off track and going insane. Hunting for something that has been foretold, will he find Hitlers gold?

this is just mark rhyming like ethan for 20 mins straight lmaooo

Markiplier's Quests Quest 1: Find Blacksmith (check) Quest 2: Hitler's Gold (pending) The Blacksmith after many years being found, tells Markiplier to find Hitler's Gold to replace Tiny Box Tim's structure to defeat the Buttstabber once and for all

I would be surprised if this video was actually monetized.

Alternate title: Markiplier creates poems while searching for Hitler's Gold.

I love when people use an A A A A rhyming scheme

Imagine Gettysburg Memorial and in the middle of the woods you just hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs Dibs 5:24

Anyone else lowkey want more of this? I love it 😂

Markiplier reading Hilter's name wrong made this infinitely funnier

Little did we know, Mark was the treasure that we've been searching for

That moment when your mom walks in hearing you watch a video of a crazy man screaming HITLERS GOLD

When I leave Netflix on overnight I usually wake up thinking about Hitlers gold... or British people making me millions of cakes.

I officially need more of Markiplier robbing graves simulator.

Alternate Title: Markiplier rhymes his way to HITLER'S GOLD

"Taking things that arent mine and calling it treasure, thats how Imperialism works!" I love him

I love when youtubers get possessed by The Riddler

I can’t believe The Red Skull is in charge of Markiplier’s inheritance and sent him on a trip to find Hilter’s gold

Mark when the game starts: “Welp we about to commit a war crime”

I like how this episode starts with something that is probably *incredibly* illegal. I say probably because I think park rangers would be very, very confused, but then very mad.

5:30 I regret wearing headphones at max volume in the middle of the night.

If Markiplier’s RU-vid career ever falls through, he’d be pretty good at poetry

"If you wait until at least 2077 it might be worth something though" Nice Fallout reference

"Very pretty. The water's looking a little 2005, but that's alright" LMAO 😂 Sick burn

Mark: there's a society?! Joker: ...and I took that personally.

"There's a legendary treasure here." Mark: "I guess let's go back to the office."

British Museum Simulator

"Who's screaming?" That would be you, Mark.

I love how Mark had a whole year dedicated to [REDACTED] in the form of [DELETED CHANNEL], and now he's at other people's grave screaming *DIBZ*

Props to Lixian for somehow finding ways to make Mark look even dumber than he usually makes himself look XD

Stories from Mark: "Back in WWII the soldiers use there helmet's pike to kill an enemy"- Markiplier 2021.

are we just gonna ignore the fact that mark was literally emailed by the fucking red skull LMAO

Alternate title: “Mark loses his mind rhyming while periodically yelling DIBS!”

7:47 "My name is Johann Schmidt" Is no one gonna talk about how Red Skull is leading Mark to Hitler's gold??

For Mark and anyone who was wondering what those white and orange marking meant. ( 09:17, 10:29, 15:10, 16:34 ) In Poland (for those who don't know, this game was made by Polish people) this is how we show directions in woods and on mountains. One line with colour in between two white lines show different roads for pedestrians. We mark main roads with red line and roads and paths that connect to main road with yellow/orange line. Other marking are: blue trail - long-distance routes, green trail - leads to characteristic places, black trail - short access trail. A white dot with another dot inside means end/beginning of this specific road (that is classified by colour of the dot inside).

Has anyone else realised that mark and ethan make the same face when there trying come up with ryhmes

Mark sees a tourist trail marker on a tree: *IT'S A CLUE*

Just imagine a wise old man talking about the legend of hidden gold: ~~When you feel it in your bones... you'll be able to buy ALL OF THE SCONES~~

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE HEARD THIS MAN SAY “hello my name is markiplier!” LIKE 😫❤️

11:12 Him rhyming like that reminded me when Ethan was doing the same thing when he was giving Mark clues in the haunted house on Unus Annus

I love how Markiplier spruced up this otherwise chill game with improv slam poetry.

mark: digs up Hitlers body and steals his gold in a park infront of multiple kids and familys well screaming "I FOUND HITLERS GOLD"

So the beeping - not the fast beeps but the loud assertive ones - are the exact sound that my parents stove top makes I thought it was having a goddamn seizure without an error message

I honestly don’t know if Mark will ever read this comment and it’s a bit late, but these flag-shaped, white orange white striped markings, like at 15:38, at least here in Germany, are trail markings. So we have specific markings for each trail, you know trekking and hiking trails and so on. And each of them is marked with specific colors and shapes. Some look like the Japanese flag, with just a rectangle and a different colored circle in the middle, others look like we see here. Every once in a while there is a path- or wayfinder, which will also show you the markings of the trails which will lead you to this or that destination/direction. So you can always just walk and check your path while looking at the landscape around you, so you don’t have to use a GPS or anything like that or actually carry maps around with you. You can just look around and here and there you’ll spot the trail marking which will tell you you’re still on the right path

*" 'cross the bridge, where the wood doth creak. Take a look, take a peek! "* *" Look deep, within the lush brush. Don't tell a soul, speak nary a hush... "* *Can we get a Markiplier Book of Rhymes?*

mark slowly becomes a troll who loves gold, living under a bridge, constantly rhyming like in a fairytale

Mark walking around getting excited as the metal detector beeps reminds me of his utter terror when he got a Geiger counter for Amy's Fiestaware

The funniest thing is that it actually says Hilter's gold. Not Hitler, but HILTER. Probably someone entirely benevolent and helpful, that guy.

Mark: Making stupid ass rhymes Me: Sobbing in the corner because it was that one Unus Annus episode all over again, where Ethan kept rhyming to Mark.

1:24 "Important landmarks MARKED" That was gold, Lixian. Absolute, top-tier. Thank you.

Having a nice mansion is proof that you're really good -at taking stuff from people who can't sue you for stealing from them- hunting treasure. Also, you're never rich enough. Once you're rich enough travel is for free since you can buy the world. Then you're no longer hunting treasure, you're recovering property you didn't know you had. Ain't that cool ?

Everytime Mark made a rhyme I swear I got Ethan´s vibes

I saw the title for this and thought "Is Mark playing Sea of Thieves again?"

Imagine hearing random talking and beeping outside your house and then all the sudden someone begins to WALLOP on your door screaming “HITLER THATS YOU IN THERE ISN’T IT” 😂