Learning an Entire Speedrun... purely out of Spite 

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"Where he narrowly avoided death I narrowly avoides surviving it." Why is that such a mood?

I love how he puts dark humor and old memes as warnings knowing damn well that's what we're here for

I don't know what's more impressive, learning speedrunning, or not transitioning after playing this game

Ah yes, Windette learning to speedrun CELEST just to beat blue. Totally sane.

“Narrowly avoiding surviving it” is the best line in my opinions

Truly the most gamer of the moments. Spending several hours of your life to shut someone up

You. Are. Such a good storyteller. I was dying during that final summit climb.

Dang, 1:15 is a pretty good starting place if you’re just now learning to speedrun. The pink cloud in chapter 4 doesn’t require a reverse, you can wave dash off it if you have cat like reflexes

Congratulations on finally beating me. But let's not forget, the score is now 1 to 3. This time, I'll have more than 2 days to train. I'll have more than 2 days to ensure my victory. I'll have more than 2 days to become faster and faster. I'll have more than 2 days to review, to practice in the shadows. I'll have more than 2 days to train and then come back and watch as the score tips over in my favor. A rival is meant to equal well.. its rival. But as a Nemesis, I plan to uneven the odds.

Ya know, the 30 flags at the end has got to be one of the best small details added to a game. Those 30 flags give a countdown that encourages people onward in what would otherwise be a very intimidating section of the game. It gives onlookers something that keeps them at the edge of their seat urging the person they are watching onward as each one is it's own push of excitement. It breaks the otherwise arduous climb into manageable chunks that feel amazing to get past as you count each one off.

HUUUUUGE GGs on the win!! Sooooo glad my videos were able to help get ya there, and thank you SO much for the shoutouts! But now the real question is… how far down the Celeste rabbit hole are we tryna go? 👀

Windette has truly entered insanity arc

This is such a windette video. And yet it is very different. The narration, the jokes and the editing is so much the wimdy style I am used to and love. But at the same time. New spices in ways to add memes and jokes. New green screen effect and a very funny sponsor segment. Always trying new things. Your videos may take a very long time. But that is always felt in the quality.

Blue's biggest fail for this speedrun was not doing search skip

I think the first few minutes is the most crack filled segment of windy we have had so far. Anyway I'm gonna go give windy more money.

What is incredible about this game is that no matter whether you're speed running or playing casually when you reach the end you feel like you have accomplished something incredible. Your feelings resonant with madalin every time. Truely one of the best games even

Loving your "On crack" and "Celeste" videos, but this one takes it to the next level with its storytelling, energy and heart put into it. It feels innovative and refreshing without losing out on the style or identity that I know from your other videos and I'd love to see more of them in the future. Keep it up, Windy! Have a good one!

Your enthusiasm at the countdown of the flags was really intense and beautiful. Thank you for summarizing this adventure and we hope to see you soon streaming Wimdy !

him standing with that microphone really pulled everything together 😂

holy fuck I love the energy you put into the dialogue at the end of the run, that was intense, and it made me remember just how beautiful this game is. how intense it is, and how wonderful the story is.

Congrats on becoming a certified fellow Celeste gamer now

Windette's sleeves must be heavy with all them tricks in there

Just wanted to thank you for the video Windy. I know I don't hop into your streams or discord, but I love catching what videos I can with your amazing humor. Blending an attitude of "who cares" with crazy actions that answer "I care". A video about self improvement in a game to have a good time metaphorically back handing and admiring a friend only to destroy them with all your hard work before turning around and cheering them on to the finish. I'm not going to tell your butt to keep going, that's a choice for you to make. Just know you have people like me willing to watch you because of your style and your massive personality. (If you laughed like a child for that, I'll yeet Zac at your face). Take care you crazy goon, and I can't wait to see what comes next when you're ready to share.

windette is one of those people who can make a sponsership incredibly entertaining and I'm here for it

Your enjoyment of things is infectious. You are the reason I own dead cells (which I love) and seeing how much fun you had with this speed run reminded my increasingly picky and limited time-having ass how much the fun of gaming comes down to what you make of it. Great video!

spite is the best way to learn something

I really want more of this kind of video. Where you go through a game with such breathless enthusiasm. Great Video Windette, hope to see more!

Fun fact: If you flip the "d" in Windette upside-down and flip it around, you get Winpette. Now, stretch the letter "W" so it turns into a "y" Move off the "in" and the second "e" And put the "y" at the end You'll end up with "Petty"

Getting to watch you pace or even just make various arm and leg movements as you spoke was so satisfying the ADHD was REALLY scratched today Windy shout out for that 🎉❤

Seriously speed running is so cool when you watch it but so painful actually doing it, amazing job here Windette. …now make sure he doesn’t beat you again

I like the greenscreen, reminds me of Dani videos. Really cool addition.

Your storytelling/narration ability is incredible. My ADHD attention span is so tiny and despite that I only skipped forward TWICE in this ENTIRE VIDEO because of how entertaining you made it. I haven’t been subbed for very long but you continue to make me laugh with every video I watch and I can’t praise you enough for it.

One of the best videos I have watched in months. Combining your awesome personality with an actual interesting story made my day. I even watched the sponsorship.

Glad you got to pull off a win. It's a joy to see you still being around, tense, shouty man.

you can seriously feel the passion and fun RADIATING off of every single video the scripting/pacing, narration, editing, the SPONSOR SEGMENT?? everything is freakin gold. the pinnacle of "do I have to do this? no, but I will, and nOBODY CAN STOP ME" (also love the addition of the greenscreen, it started with "wait wait did he do that before" and then "doesn't matter it's PERFECT") there are so many little details added in that enhance the video that much more, and I can't even point them out cause there's TOO MANY (but know they are seen and greatly appreciated) I was grinning the whole time, never added a video to my playlist of "stuff that made me smile/laugh" so fast

I just got into Celeste a few days ago since I remembered you played it before! Thanks for getting me to play this glorious game, Windette! It's a fantastic time, my mom loves it too :]

What an incredible achievement! Love the sportsmanship at the end. I love how Windette can make us laugh in one moment and melt our hearts in the nexts. Keep up the great work!

New windette video is out, get ready for a bop

Really glad to see people appreciating an brazillian game, love to see our games get recognised

Bro this is the best video for a celeste race! The explanation/narration was spot on and the jokes is really good!

Bro learned to Speedrun just because he got roasted. Respect+

This reminded me of my own first playthrough, which was pretty much all in one sitting

This video is so charming...especially that last part, the recount of The Summit. You sound like an adventurer telling kids gathered around a campfire the story of his greatest, most perilous feat yet; that excitement and passion in your voice hit just the spot for me, I was grinning all the way! No wonder people hire you for voice acting, you're real talented with your voice man!

Ok it’s time, I’m going on my music rant. So I absolutely LOVE Celeste, and it’s music is one of my favorite elements. In my mind, a good game ost uses music that sounds good, but a great one can tell a story. The prologue is a slowed down version of the main theme, leading you into the game, and Madeline to the mountain. When you get to the bridge, a set of rolling notes plays as the bridge collapses, pausing to add tension, only to resolve to a single note, almost like a held breath being released, but also a reaction of surprise and a lack of confidence. Then the city. Now iirc, Lena Raine has stated that the city theme isn’t actually the theme of the city, but the games theme. Like the song was used on the city level but it’s not exactly *for* the city. It introduced the main melody of the game. The next several levels have specific motifs for them. But they all convey the emotional state Madeline is in. Chapter 5 is another important one. When you enter the mirror, the music is now backwards, but on top of that, reversed whispering can be heard. If you reverse the audio again, you can hear Madeline’s inner thoughts, her anxiety and depression, hidden away in the mirror if you will. Then the game play takes a tonal shift in 6. You don’t run from Badeline, she runs from you. This is obviously symbolic for what the song is called “confronting myself.” Now my favorite bit, Chapter 7. It starts with the same rolling notes that ended the prologue, except they’re more full. There are more notes added, and other synth instruments filling out the music. On top of that, the rolling notes don’t build into tension to resolve to a single note, they strongly resolve to the root to repeat as the other instruments build up the rest of the rhythm, following Madeline’s newfound sense of self assurance and confidence. As she progresses back through the levels, the instruments change to match the theme of that area, but the hopeful melody continues. This is still the case in the chapter five segment, it’s just the chords instead. Then we get to 3000. The song restates itself with its own instruments, showing Madeline’s readiness to conquer the challenge set before her. In short, the summit reiterates the levels you have went through, but with an air of finality and confidence, and the music does the same. I love this soundtrack so much, it’s one of my favorites along with Mario Galaxy, outer wilds, hollow knight, and so many others. If you read all of this, thanks for sitting through my ramblings, I hope you had fun reading it. Have a good day!!

16:04 to 16:38 was definitely my favorite part of the video, the music, the movement- wait why am I looking at this Phyllissonically in the slightest? This is a video filled with dark humor, memes, and was written by a guy who insults his audience! To put it into better words of how much I like this segment. MUSIC VERY GUD.

A 10 minute PB in a race is insane!! I saw the gap you gathered in temple and thought there was no way he could catch up, but even as I knew that I couldn’t seem to tear myself away from the screen. Amazing storytelling and narration, keep it up!

man i have to say that in a first place i was thinking "man we see him on the vidéo, it's going to be cringe" but actually you manage to make the shit that's yours a least 10 times funnier than usual x) Well done and Also i want more WAY MORE of your vidéos :D

This is my new favorite documentary

“You piece of dehydrated spaghetti” may just be the greatest insult I’ve heard in years

I like how the intro talks about the video like it'll all be chaos and immaturity and then the ending is some of the best-written dialogue I've heard in a youtube video in a while. Like, I want to watch this video on mushrooms for that ending, goddamn. Good run too! Glad to see those reverse extended hyperdash strats.

The comedy and writing of this video is IMMACULATE! God, so glad this showed up in my recommendations!

Your script writing was so good to make me cry in the summit section, well done Wimdy

I love it whenever Windette makes videos. No matter what game he makes a video of. He just keeps making it entertaining to watch.

Honestly incredible storytelling, absolutely unneeded as you completely stomped blue, but I love the way you did it all anyway, this was an absolute joy to watch, and you had me smiling the whole time.

This was really fun, thrilling and dramatic to the last minute. What a run, congrats

this one was my favorite video yet

Hehe, like the new look. Also, congrats on the speedrun lol Edit: holy shit, your writing has improved so much! Brilliant video, one of your best works yet by far.

honestly I like this style better amazing vid btw

Most sane windette video:

bro the intense speech at the badiline boss fight literally had me crying

im surprised that windette didnt take a crack at blue at the end but instead encouraged him, its a nice change of pace, just like celeste.

List of a few funny quotes from the video: “Where he narrowly avoided death, I narrowly avoided surviving” “Next, I needed to see where I was going wrong, so I pulled up the any% world record…. Okay, so everywhere” “… and I got to pick. ME! THIS GUY!” And…. I decided to stop collecting quotes ‘cause I didn’t want to interrupt the watching of the video, lol. Also, I found AverageImposter a long time ago, and have managed to achieve a sub 54 time. Really great videos, and totally underrated. I was very surprised when I found out that my best time was better than both Wimdy and Blue’s times (at least at the start of the video. I haven’t watch it all yet), lol.

The best part about Windette is that no matter how optimistic he sounds you never know when it’s going to all fall apart in an instant

This feels like a completely new kind of video for the channel. Love it

The suspense during summit was amazing 😁

Guys he got the mod loader, we are one step closer to cyber bullying him into playing strawberry jam

Your Celeste videos are amazing

beautifully written and narrated, congrats windette

this man knows how to do sponsors.

i liked how by the end you were talking as if it was a close race but he wasn't even at the flag collecting part when you finished

Oh my gosh, from the immersive storytelling to the final count at the end truly was a wonderful journey. Speedrunning truly is incredible

This Video Has one of the Best Sponsorship Ads I've seen

Honestly I love AverageImposter, a few months ago they taught me how to speedrun Celeste, and I'm happy he could teach you too. :D

The amount of tension he built up when he was going through the final countdown literally had me on the edge of my seat

Windy just made the only ad break I willingly watched

i like how it's told as if it's close but the rival was still on the bossfight stage at the end lmao

Congratulations Windette On both your victory and on this video, somehow you made such an amazing story on a stupid spite filled race

that last section actually gave me so much MOTIVATION

Unironically this video is making me want to start speedrunning Celeste

Dude this was almost welyn levels of story telling it was awesome keep up the amazing content

His commentary makes the summit part so intense while blue is on Badeline. Just brilliant!

I love windette so much, the energy and vibes are just awesome

This video is golden. I literally holded my breath during the summit climb

The best genre of character (that Windette ironically falls under) is unwavering arrogance and doing things out of complete spite. I support this, as someone who does this too.

This was the funniest video I've seen in a really long time. 😂 really entertaining to watch

windette you have such peaceful videos, i love them

it is impresive how you narated that i was sitting on the edge of my seet while watching this while he was that far behind lol

I love it when sponsor segments are done well and it's not just the creator selling out for a minute but instead feels like a natural part of the video. GG's on the win

dude ur danm good

Problem with this game is that if you don't have friends to spite you into speedrunning it, there's little reason keep going after clearing Chapter 9. (like they say: strawberries don't do anything, they're just there to impress your friends)

when i watched your videos for the first time i expected to see at least 750k the fact you only have 197k is a crime you deserve to be known by more people your content is just so good and funny never give up man

That is a pretty solid result and I congratulate you on putting all of this energy to good use for our entertainment and for SPITE! One remark though: I think you give the key-skip in celestial resort far too much credit. Yes it is pixel-perfect in one dimension, but it is utterly doable. By now I even use it in my golden berry attempts because fuck that key run, the damn demo is more reliable.

16:37 The facial expression when you saw that he didn't do search skip :D

I’m loving the indie-diversity! I hope this leads to more content that isn’t Hollow Knight exclusively, because as much as I love it I really hope games like Risk of Rain 2, Risk of Rain returns (whenever that game will come out…) The Binding of Isaac, Celeste, etc. will get some recognition it deserves by Mr. Airbend himself

I like how in Celeste there’s already a flag on the top. Meaning others have already made the same journey and left a mark to let the others know it’s possible

as someone casually playing celeste this was entertaining to see all the shit i could do but absolutely would not

LETS GOOOOOOO CELESTE

Windette really tried to keep suspense up at the end, despite the (almost) entire chapter lead- Very good storytelling all around! Thoroughly enjoyed.

I love your style. No matter how ruff my day may be you always get a chuckle out of my. Random fact my favorite video I keep watch when I have nothing better to do and there's no new stuff is your TONK video. Edit; Englishing is hard