Leslie Jones Begs America Not To Elect Trump | The Daily Show 

It’s been six minutes since I read this. What did you say again?

What's a carrot? I know there's that giant big one, maybe he'll get all the veggies deported

About 40% of eligible voter, don't vote. The polls that say more would be willing to vote for Trump than Biden is part of the alienation of the rest of Americans who actually have NO INTEREST in Trump or Biden and will not vote at all OR choose 3rd party candidates who actually represent the people, are against war and Imperialism, such as Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein, and Claudia De La Cruz.

Which is why we always forget that polls this far out from the election don't tell you anything about the outcome.

that's not true at a.. huh where am i

And her after belly sculpting 💀

lol! "It ain't fast food anymore"!

@@mameaument2175Even caps aren't enough to describe her anger "IT AINT FAAAST FOOOD NO MORE!!!"

No accounting for taste, apparently. In and out burger is the most basic of all fast foods. I cannot imagine how anyone has ever been excited to have one who was not starving or got one for free because their coworkers brought one back while they were working through lunch… and even then, they _had_ to have skipped breakfast and dinner the night before. No special seasoning. No special sauce. No special cooking method. It is literally just a paper thin burger puck on the cheapest bread available. The only difference between that and fair food is that they don’t usually overcook it to the point of being jerky.

​@Chris-fn4df it's idaho, we don't have anything exciting here

Then you must've had a hard time watching this.

Yeah and vote for trump

​@@Flyeaglesfly215nope

@@Black_Void_cause it’s true. They need to wake up and vote for trump.

Vote for Pres Trump!!! We’re in the worst situation right now . Inflation Looting Homelessness Illegal aliens invasion Crime up High gas prices Home interest rates up War is prevalent among nations What else?

We are waking up‼️. TRUMP2024‼️

One should never have to wait 8 hours to vote. That’s what mail in voting is for. I can vote by mail and skip the wait for myself. AND by not standing in line, I make the line shorter for those that like to vote in person.

Although that should never be a thing because the only reason a person would wait 8 hours is because a politician intentionally cut polling places to make people give up and not vote. Also why they would be against giving water and food to people in line after standing there for hours. Because despite all their crying about voter fraud and election integrity, Republicans hate democracy.

@@Lynn.Panadero4242 Not all states, mostly conservative states, do mail in voting... Especially after they eliminated that option as a direct result of the 2020 election not going trump's way. Ideally, mail in voting would be a mandatory option for all states. There is no reason why ANY registered voter shouldn't receive an easy way to cast their vote.

Having to wait in line to vote keeps many people from being to vote, which is the point...

Absolutely ❤

She yells too much and is too simple of a thinker. She makes liberals look bad

Nothing. Biden is a corporate shill who lies constantly, gaslights everyone about their suffering, and is committing a genocide despite the country demanding he stop. Biden and the Dems failed America. Not the American People.

The Democrats are losing black voters by the hundreds of thousands. So it's time for the corporate state media to roll out the loud sassy black woman to shame everybody!!! Yay!!!

@@UhtredOfBamburghsomeone doesnt get comedy

@@dwinosam Ha. Said the person whose younger college student allies appear to suffer from the same condition. Cherophobia will be the next big thing to treat.

It's all the same. Yeah, Biden is less but a huge part of the problem.

Can you remember yesterday? How can you think if a former prisoner can’t even vote how can you consider a man with his proven record of infidelity,lying, planning insurrection against our democracy and the Government.

A potato 😂😂😂

Don’t say that now; one can make the argument that Trump is a 5-year-old rotten potato…

I LIKE the guy who makes an effort despite stiff headwinds to promote equality and workers' rights, and knows a thing or two about foreign relations & not doing them in public! Cheer the f up!

Not the part that supports Trump!

Actually, the world thinks less of us because of our current president.

@@nicholastrudeau7581 Sorry, but that is simply not true... You get Trump. we all get Trump.

@@elisejoiner7448 how so?

@@elisejoiner7448to be honest, at least parts of the world certainly do. A weak America is bad for everyone. Biden looks weak, sounds weak, and operates without much will or conviction. The alternative isn’t much better. I feel for America right now; the upper echelons of power seem to have decided who will be your options for president.

And need to speak exactly like that.

Make it millions more...

Millions😂😂

Ok, when 100 in groceries becomes a single gallon of milk… don’t come running to the republicans saying it’s our fault because we tried… you democrats just hate trump so much you wouldn’t care who took the presidency… we could elect the devil and I Garuntee no democrats would care… as long as trump ain’t in office Yall just don’t care… maybe have Elmo do ur campaign this year… he and Biden are similar in many ways 😂

No, it was cheap as she is.

Sure why not. Let's make fun of someone because of their hair and skin color. How novel.

I once went to a polling place that was at a local church. The church took up ~1 city block. There was a double line, around the church, of people waiting to go in to vote. When I saw that, I had such a sense of pride that I announced, "I don't care who you came here to vote for as POTUS, I'm just totally thrilled that all of you are here. Thank you", & then I gave them a round of applause. There had to be somewhere between 100-200 people lined up to vote. How Extraordinary!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hallelujah!

Please go watch the news report on the in n out burger story, the whole thing then tell me if you were young what would you have done. I waited 2 1/2 days in line to Return Jedi. When Star Wars trilogy came out on vhs I was there in line at midnight. the store opened at 8am. I was the 3 rd person in my city to by one. Or waiting to buy concert tickets,in line, yep no way to buy except standing in line, crossing your fingers that you got there in time and the wouldn't sell out. Obviously you never wanted anything enough to stand in line for anything

@@sorciere... Never, in my life, have I ever wanted something so bad that I wouldn't (I almost said couldn't - but that would imply I didn't have free will) wait for a second rendition of it. I never went to see something opening night or bought an article the day it hits the shelves, I don't see the point. I like regularity so some seasonal offer doesn't entice me at all. Watching a movie in the second week of it being played doesn't take away from the experience and I don't mind waiting a month for the stock of a certain item to stabilise before I buy it. The whole premiss of that kind of waiting in cue is illogical to me at my core.

But Baby... after 45 that is called alcoholism. lol

​​@@flyrobin2544, I LOL too!! She's so Hilarious. 🤣🤣

No more drugs for you. If you find her funny, you are on drugs.

@@UrielX1212, Look a Miserable TROLL who DOESN'T even know the definition of funny!! 🤣🤣

Me too!!! Not to mention that she is 🔥. No disrespect to her though; just a compliment 🌹

Your taste is all in your mouth along with some other things you probably don't mention.

FACTS

The Leslie response seems like the response for everything now.

You mean that democractic party is failing to admit that Biden is horrible and nominate someone else? But he is the boss and will help the voter fraud facilitation, otherwise Budigeg has no clout

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Well said.

There is another appropriate reaction to the upcoming election... and that is STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NOT 3RD PARTY CANDIDATES THAT AMERICANS COULD VOTE FOR! Strong anti-war, pro-humanitarian candidates are going to be on more and more ballots, especially if people who care about that get involved. That includes Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein and Claudia De La Cruz.

Politicians lie so much nobody believes any of them anymore right or left. So Trump isn't ant different.. other than he's an outsider. The fact the establishment doesn't want him in office is why so many ppl support him despite all the red flags. Dems need to run someone other than Biden if they want to wib

Yeah Jon, you watching?

she's incompetent. politcal hack.

Agree 100% She killed it

Nah, the primary duty of the president is to entertain us

Our current moral compass is committing a genocide. Maybe that has something to do with why he is going to lose

​@@michaelcatalano8882yes Trump will lose

@@michaelcatalano8882Trump has no intention of stopping the genocide. He’s basically said he’ll support its acceleration.

@@michaelcatalano8882 Second verse, same as the first. Remember the US govt wars against indigenous tribes? We aren't committing the current genocide, we just aren't trying hard to make it stop. Thinking DJ Trump wouldn't be backing Netanyahu 100% against Muslims is foolish.

don't worry genocide Joe is going to lose this time lol

Some three times, now: 2016, 2020, 2024. Tragic

“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

Since 1953, the United States has had 13 economic collapses. 12 of those economic collapses were under Republican run and let government. I am 45 years old. In my entire lifetime every single Republican present that has come to office has come in during an economic boom, and crash the economy by the time they have left office. That means that 100% of Republican presidents in my lifetime have crashed the economy by the time they left office. This includes Donald Trump who did it within just four years. The one before him George Bush Junior was one of the worst economic collapses in our history. it doesn’t matter who you vote for. It’s not like the guy you vote for has made you not feel the impact of that collapse. We have all financially suffered equally. And we all feel it. We have never fully recovered from any of those collapses. The middle class has gotten smaller and poorer by the day. I don’t like Democrats. I don’t like Republicans. I’ve only ever like a handful of presidents, and they were both Republican and Democrat and some other. However, I do care about policy. It Appears if you vote for a Republican, 100% you will have a crashed economy.I’ll stop saying it when it stops being true. Somehow our government has turned into a soap opera of culture wars. Personally, it feels like intended distraction from actually doing any real work, as we are being gradually robbed. However, it does appear to be the newest policy. I’ll say it like this I don’t care if some liberal wants to be called them. Or some Republican doesn’t like a book in their library. Because it’s not gonna matter if my children have no future. It’s not gonna matter if we’re all starving. Nobody’s gonna care about some guy and address if we’re starving.I cannot afford another crashed economy.

you're right, we shouldnt make the same mistake twice and re-elect Biden,, great point!!

@Damonpuss yeah, Biden's record inflation, people struggling with bills, two new wars, further escalation in other parts of the world and the healer in chief called half the country semi-fascists. You're right to be mad.

SMH is mostly what I do

Don't forget, shaking my head while listening

by any measure, he was a terrible POTUS*... and remember, he made GREAT promises back then too... that he didn't deliver on.

She's screaming like a psychopath.

@@EquitableTrolling her delivery is what makes her great. She’s awesome 😎 ❤😂

so THAT'S why she isn't funny!! thanks for pointing that out, & you're right now that you've pointed it out to me. Because before I just thought she was a terrible comedian, now it's obvious that she's a terrible person. SHE didn't even believe what she was saying, she HAD to laugh, mostly because it was a comedy skit, NOT her real life views,,,probably

​@@EquitableTrollingalso bet money you wouldn't say that about Lewis black you nerd

@@bebeautiful6613 Her delivery proves she isn't funny. Screaming is only fun for children. I agree with what she is screaming but the woman simply is not funny.

🟦🟦🟦⭐️🇺🇲 Biden 2024 🇺🇲⭐️🟦🟦🟦 🟦 Make America Peace & Safe Again 🟦 🟦⭐️🇺🇲Do Not End Democracy 🇺🇲⭐️🟦

Let's remember trump promises to cut Social Security and is becoming more demented and wants to be a dictator

That’s the Dems strategy to use black entertainers to continue to persuade black Americans to stay dedicated to them and remain blinded by their deception. Remember in 2020 they used Cardi B of all people to speak to us and then speak on our behalf, because that’s how they think of us; mindless hip-hop worshipping bafoons.

Not actually helping much. Pretty sure anybody who is considering voting for Trump over Biden aren't swayed by Leslie Jones' rant. What WOULD be more helpful is for her (and anybody else in independent media) to bring more context into the situation. Yes, the major parties have tired and problematic candidates running, Trump and Biden. But there are 3rd party candidates, they will be on more and more ballots. Why not mention them? Why not say: Yes, Trump was an awful President. He shouldn't get a chance to run a lemonade stand let alone the USA again, so if you don't want civil war or world war 3 and a more deeply divided country, how about vote for an anti-war, pro-humanitarian 3rd party candidate such as Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein and Claudia De La Cruz?

On a weekly basis!

DS should have made her the permanent host. Still wish they would.

Yeah, I feel your stress and triple it!

I don’t get it either. He was the worst president in history. I’m conservative. I’m a Christian. I don’t agree with a lot of things the Dems stand for but come on…..a criminal as leader of the country??? To the Americans, “Please don’t vote for Trump.” 🇨🇦 is too close for comfort and he hates us. I don’t know why. We really aren’t that bad. Biden was a perfect gentleman when he came to Canada. I thoroughly enjoyed his speeches.

Hes rich and famous and entertains the crowd with comedy

@@ChillSydneyWebSurfer well he’s famous. The rich part is debatable 😂 When he was President it was funny until it wasn’t! We would literally discuss the previous days events at our morning tea break, like when he was talking about ingesting bleach for Covid. It was a reality tv show for us, but a nightmare for you guys.

Because the GOP thinks social media engagement equals votes and the Alt-Right is their target audience now.

This part

Well, there was a war going on, and people have been programmed to believe the, "You shouldn't change horses midstream" nonsense.

It's different people now

But We’re Voting For JoeBiden no matter what 💙💙💙

No matter the outcome of the election... I'm very anxious. Seems like -- If Trump wins, the country will go to a very dark place, maybe civil war, genocide in Gaza will continue, and public trust in government institutions will fall to a historic, historic low. If Biden wins, the country will go to a very dark place, maybe civil war, genocide in Gaza will continue, and public trust in government institutions will fall to a historic, historic low. We lost the election when we couldn't get a single new candidate by several months ago.

True!

Hemorrhoid! PIA Love this comparison.

Bc he IS a hemorrhoid. He comes and goes, but never completely away. He needs to be surgically removed come November.

​@@ernestnichols5186 😂😂😂

you're absolutely right, Biden is an embarrassment, and Trump is a crook, I'm not sure we're getting out of this election without looking like a country of morons, we ALL loose.

The problem isn't getting him behind us, it's keeping him there.

Unfortunately, the price gouging is ongoing, and... they have a point about these people having the attention span of goldfish... they look at what is "now" without considering what brought us here.

I saw this online recently... In 2020 we were storing dead bodies in refrigerator trucks. Yeah... Idk, I feel like we are better off in 2024. We have our lives back. The economy is the fastest growing economy in the world. Jobs are at an all time high, unemployment s at an all time low. America is back to work on our infrastructure. Roads, bridges, clean energy. The path forward should be clear and it is ridiculous that it's not.

@@The_Varza This is the key in many situations! People complain about how bad things are "now" without understanding that those responsible are not those currently in power, but rather those they want back. Crises take only months to create, but years to resolve.

The pandemic brought us "Free money" from the government. Which did make all our lives better. But it also increased our spending, leading to high inflation. So in comparison it surely "looks" worse now. Joe consumer only really cares about prices. So to the ignorant masses, it does "seem" worse.

If the only news you watch is Fox, then everything was better in 2020

Amazon truck

And Donnie kept killing off his voters because if you look at the data, the covid death rate in red counties is higher than blue counties AFTER the vaccines became available. Donnie's cult continued to believe his lies even when he was out of office.

TELL THEM!!!!!!!

That's the beauty of brain washing

It was called Covid.. the same thing happened for the next 2.5 years afterwards guess who was president for the majority of it..? Even with logic a progressive lib will find a way to wiggle around it.

We have lost our minds. We need help.

Datz cap ​@@ilovemusic4871

You can leave😂😂😂

@@ChefChevyTv I did, two years ago.

Warch The zone of Interest, you can see why people vote for trump.

True!

No, he should be back in office

Do not believe the orange guy.he's looking at Rikers Island.4 years

Would vote for a guy that says too inject bleach in your system?😂

@bmw7099 Yes, he secured to border. What has biden done other than ruined our country.

@bmw7099 Yes, he's gonna put America first.

Riiiiight. "John Stuart." He BE "killings it"!

I hope it's family photos of Trump!

That took me out, so funny.

Exactly. People complain about high prices but never put the blame on corporations that set those prices at the same time THEY keep wages low. They are raking in record profits and pay CEOS record salaries.

Late stage capitalism is the final boss

The propaganda machine blaming Biden for high prices works. The inaction of the American citizens to mass protest the attempted overthrow of OUR GOVERNMENT also is to blame.

But Biden is president. What’s he doing about it ?

@@texasca9753 🎯👏👏👏👏

Kinda like he was listening to the Fauch give him horrible advice. Look at how NY and California handled the pandemic and then we can have a discussion.

​@@joemazing89So...he listens to bad advice? You trump cultists really can't think straight for two seconds, can you?

I want her to become an opinion regular like the way Lewis Black was when Jon manned the desk the entire week.

Sick

Christ is King

Biden doesn't even know which country he is in 😂

Vote Blue 2024

​@@sakibc1787 Trump*

Also LISTEN TO LESLIE F***IN’ JONES!

​@sakibc1787 What country are you in?

I miss her on SNL

Thank you Leslie...perfectly said❤ I primal scream it as well!!!

She is brilliant. Clever to turn something so awful into a laugh. Well done. I have subscribed to her to keep my sanity🥰🥰🥰

him

Me too her and Dulcé Sloan are fabulous!✌😂

She’s spitting gaslight

Actually she is lying

She BE spittin' left-wing propaganda. Actually, I used to think she was funny. Until she started playing the victim card about how mean people were to her on Twitter----"mean" being disagreeing with her ridiculous politics.

Nothing funny to see here, and surprisingly she doesn't know how to pronounce Epstein ("Upstein") considering those people control SNL, Hollywood, msm, and her industry. Leslie is another clown promoting the illusion of choice in a rigged two-party Jionish monopoly.

Thank you.

The facts are what were stated people liked trump and their lives better. lol delusional? And or selective hearing

That part

Oh deer america u always play a card with egalitarian society but u fcked more then u want admit. Then i have dillema : " I'm offended by Michael Jacksson "permanent white face"" if equal condition excist for every one then when we can expect Black Tarzan and white Blade vampire hunter ? And im so offended BTW... 😆😂🤣

tbh I can’t cause of the whole genocide thing :(

​@auhsz9140 Do you really think Republicans are going to do anything? They couldn't pass a promised health care plan, WITH THE MAJORITY! If they can't do for us, do you think they'll do for anyone else? Really?!

​@@auhsz9140 Did you care when Trump killed Obama's policy requiring US intel officials to publish civilian deaths and then he bombed TF out of Yemen causing the worst humanitarian crisis on the planet? He dropped over 60,000 bombs on the middle east in 2017 alone. It's not like the US just started supporting Israel's 75 year apartheid. Netanyahu and Trump are 2 peas in a pod.

Memory of a goldfish perfectly describes Biden. He has not improved the world's outlook on America. People see him as a puppet and a joke.

Are you joking? I get the Trump part, but if you think Biden/Harris has helped "improve the outlook on America" then you are not well informed. The US simply goes from one travesty to one other. "We" are amazed you can't do better than these two clowns for leadership. Sincerely, the World

I know 😢. I hate it here.

Biden is involved in an ongoing genocide

The youth are not voting

You must be comfortable right now in life.

Wrong

Vote RFK and lets save this country.

@@pipz420No thanks, he’s a crazy Anti-Vaxxer 💀

Calling it. If Trump wins, it'll be due solely to the apathy of the larger American constituency. We're getting precisely what we deserve.

Exactly

For real

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She just yells. She will help Trump win a few votes unfortunately

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No. It should be Klepper and your racist or deaf if you think it should be Leslie. Volume isn’t comedy. Lewis black at least had jokes when he yelled .

Ayo tell me 'cause I forgit, is Leslie a Ghostbusta?

Leslie Jones entire career is just "I'M LOUD AND LARGE AND SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE". Stopped being funny a long time ago.

Agreed, we need Leslie Jones!

Yassssss, she rocks, love Leslie! ♥️

This 👆🏼

FOR TRUMP!

Cornel West 2024

_REEEEEEEEE!_

Trump supporters believe Fox when it tells them that we are currently the laughing stock because of Biden. They believe the nonsense that Trump's tough guy routine made the world respect us. I have family members in the Trump cult and get to hear all about it. Lucky me.

You already are

Idk man... I already stopped laughing in 2016, despite living at a safe distance across the pond!

He’s nothing to laugh at. Although I used to watch Mock the Week on the BBC and they had a field day with trump.

And think how much worse those people's mood will be when they bite into that hockey puck and realize they waited 8 hours for garbage.