Christopher Robin, because there needs to be a dead family and unresolved trauma. Pooh would be his companion and an unrecognizable shell of himself. He now feeds on the blood of heffalumps and woozles instead of honey.
Watching the stream, Saber looks like he was having 'Nam flashbacks to Joshua and the Promised Land. If you ask me, those should have been the highlight reel.
Trumpie the Poop addressing the crowd at one of his rallies: "Let me tell you, the honey we have here in the Hundred Acre Woods is unlike any honey from any where else in the world. Paddington Bear, he wishes he had just a smackeral of honey as tasty as mine. All he has is marmalade. Marmalade in tiny jars, might I add. My honey, it's in big jars. Paddington, he wishes his jars were as big and marvelous as mine. They're very good jars."
Silly old bear. If the harbinger of Spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of Winter; a barren and desolate spot that your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will NEVER defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live. They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of Pitch Hittus. There are 108 stitches in every ball, Pooh Bear. How many do you think I can get on your face? Silly old bear... *Silly old bear...*
If you told me, that the lead animator fell down a flight of stairs, had a brain injury, and huffed some glue before making this movie. I would believe you.
I'm gonna say it again, this film looks like something made on Unreal Engine 4. I don't know why, but the lighting, the character designs and the scenario looks like something was made by Unreal Engine.
It's super weird to watch this as a kid who grew up on USSR/Russian cartoon about Winnie the Pooh. Like looking at some twisted version of the thing you saw a lot. They tried to replicate stories, but they did such a poor job... Agh, it's uncanny
It's weird how this ripoff uses stories from old Russian cartoons about Winnie the Pooh. It's 1-to-1, but less dynamic and a lot more weird. Even order of the stories is exactly the same. And Tiger isn't in this because he wasn't in soviet version
I feel like that the fake ripoff Pooh sounds like a higher-pitched Donald Trump version doing an impression of Pooh but not exactly trying his best… ugh…
Remember the theory about how all the animal characters are actually schizo imaginary friends made up by Christopher? This is literally that theory made real.
winnie the pooh looks outdated without his shirt, i guess that disney will find out years later that this animation is like a donald trump version of it.
9:55 Is that pond made up of some non-newtonian fluid? Just look at "Pooh" move through it. Edit: 11:30 This would've been considered "lazily made" 20 years ago.
No offense, but I literally can't hear the original video over your loud talking and quiet video audio. That and thank god tiger is owned by Disney, i would hate to see how over board they would of done with him. 😂
