"Hi i'm Mason, and i'm conducting the safety audit on... The Company, oh great." "Now, i've seen some complaints about former employees being forced to risk their lives over and over again for very small amounts of money... reaĺly ? Not a care in the world ?" *in the background, mason visiting a base and pointing at a monster* "Why is this thing here ? Do these "bases" not belong to you ?? What do you mean "Not really" ??? *In the background, mason exploring the base* "Now, i am happy that someone FINALLY took my advice seriously when i talked about hand- why the hell is there a giant hole in the ground ??" *Mason back to where he was in the beginning* "I've seen enough. (annoyed) I'm going to make my report, and you are going to get shut d- *(falls in a hole)* AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonicano no you're right he's not here because it's abandoned wild creatures literally just started living in there and adapted to the radiation
If I ever host a D&D campaign I'm making "last day before retirement" a spell that, if cast, makes the target one day away from living comfortably for the rest of their lives. But EVERYTHING is out to get them.
I love how accurate this is of the game 😭. I was playing a couple days ago and went into the building to look for stuff and the rest of my crew. The last guy alive was running towards me screaming and died when he was still out of sight, i just sat there in silence for a few minutes before leaving 💀
The exit was behind him at the end , not only was the jump unnecessary but he was actively moving away from the entrance. Man died as most crew do: from their own foolishness.
