You havent read in further. If you rearrange the letters of every hundreth page for 4900 pages you get the sentence. Slicks Family Was Murdered By a piano Its kinda sad really.
But what if. It happens in act 7 and it was actually the corpse of a unborn act: act 8 that haunted Caliborns nightmares and was passed on into Cal who convinced Dave to make John learn the piano (and by the way you dont need to know how to play the piano to kill someone with it...) and john used his retcon ability to hunt down every last member of slicks family. 0:B
Spades Slick is playing the piano, Diamonds Droog is playing the saxophone, Hearts Boxcars is playing the bass, and Cluba Duece is playing the clairnet. Slick and Droog are really tearing it up in this song. Both of my favorite members really know how to work together.
I saw this long before I even knew what Homestuck even was.. And having finished it this very day, I can say that Spades really did deserve better, and that I love that this is one of the most referenced songs In HS. When I reached Jack: ASCEND for the first time it was amazing.
I'm only on page 1,402 (there's over 8,000 pages) but it's really good. it's about some kids playing a weird game and there's an apocalypse and they get transported into another realm and there's weird time travel stuff and trolls. I. I don't even know how to explain it. it takes a while to pick up but BOY does it get cool
@@gigantomastiaCuddler dhfhfhdn I got to page 1800something but have been taking a break from it for a while because I started listening to the magnus archives and became hyperfixated on that almost immediately and dropped everything else. this is why I can't consume multiple medias at once. anyway TMA is a good podcast so I'm not complaining
Does anyone else realise that Noir is french for black? The Primary Villain of homestuck, at least until the end of act 5, is literally Jack Black. Also I'm still only at act 6 act 4 so no spoipers please :)
+thekaboominator1 Snape kills Dumbledore. Darth Vader is Luke's father. Rosebud was his sled. Tyler is the narrator's imaginary friend. Oz was just a dream. Romeo and Juliet kill themselves. Bruce Willis is a ghost. Jesus is crucified.
Hate to post on an ancient chain - But seeing as noir is french, and most times (though there are exceptions) the adjective comes FIRST in french, his name is Black jack. Blackjack. The card game? yknow, like how the midnight crew is named after *c a r d s u i t s?*
How the hell does this have over 30K views? You guys should buy it on What Pumpkin and support the artists! This album and most of the other ones are definitely worth it, especially since you can get them in lossless audio formats.
+Kitten's Ascension I'm not totally sure how strong it is because I haven't gotten to that part in the comic yet, but sans would probobly rek Jack just on the basis of his main attacks get stronger depending on how many people the target has killed
jack noir jack black blackjack card game, jack has a blackjack rules card on him at all times weapon, jack loves killing ILLUMINENGLISH CONFIRMED GODDAMN IT DOC SCRATCH
I think the diamond dignitary/draconian dignitary is my favorite midnight crew member/ dersite, he’s so dope and chill, unlike the maniac that is spades slick/jack noir, dd is just so calm and collected
+Absolutely FERAL It's actual french. Or maybe it's both, I dont know, who cares, burn in hell, I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep, text me when bowling for soup makes a comeback.
@DeanPants That's AMAZING! My friends and I were thinking about doing the Trolls.~ One of my friends will be Karkat. I'm so excited to see her do that cosplay. x0
+TheDigitalDragon ツ "One of us Undertales" The second Black came out, anybody who read the comic knew Black was a remix of this. The secret's been out for six years.
*God tiers* Did you really think it would be that easy? *Alchemizes Doc Scratch's revolver with my chainsaw and cuts in half* Now you're only half the man you used to be, let this be a warning to the young Lord, Rainbow Drinkers are hard to kill, and harder to keep dead.
@Fortidogi No, it's the song called Black, from the Vol. 4 album. However this song was sampled in it as well as another song (I'm a member of the midnight crew) by Eddie Morton.
@mellomania05 I totally would buy the album. I'd buy all the albums. ALL OF THEM. Unfortunately, I cannot afford it, due to only having 10 hours of work a week. The economy's not very good right now, and despite my putting applications in everywhere, no one's hired me. Stupid rich. Bluh Bluh!
@rakhshadow It's a distorted synth, played with the piano, then a saxophone (or clarinet, I cant tell when it plays that high, also it wasn't recorded love, this was all composed in a keyboard.)
Toby has GOT to use this lietmotif in deltarune at some point (no reason other than i need more excuses to sperg out over the deltarune - homestuck connections)
