Live Tour Announcement | Colin From Portsmouth 

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The suit, and more importantly the man in the suit, was simply not damp enough to truly recreate one of our prime minister finest moments to date

Love to the family.

Thought Colin would be standing for Reform in the Bavaria West constituency. I won't bring the family, but I will come.

I'm so fucking slow, the music had to start before I got it.

Top marks to your special advisors for that one!

What an exciting time to be alive.

I wonder if the audience will ever see Colin.

Delighted Ian Fiveankles will be joining the tour. In fact i have no doubt he booked the tour. He knows the venues. He knows the clubs.

Took me longer to get the gag than it should have 😂 lttf

I am sorry you guys cannot produce contents for Europe and tour around here, but maybe one day. Keep it up guys.

We know what will happen - Colin will turn up, then halfway through the show he'll go off for an interview with ITN.

See you guys in Leeds, love to the family.

Only have way through did I get the shower ref! Well done, love to the family

Fareham - are you expecting Suella to turn up?

Looking forward to seeing Colin on tour

Love to the family Colin, love to the family.

Nice bathroom ... Also in that light you look very young.

Excellent stuff

Gutted you're not going to be at Edinburgh Fringe this year. Hopefully 2025.

I am disgusted Antony I really am!!!

I’M DELIGHTED ANTHONY!

Took me a whole minute to figure out why he was doing this in the shower!!!!

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We've got our tickets for Fareham! Anyone inviting Suella Braverman?

Tickets booked chaps 😊 see you in Brighton …..cannot believe you couldn’t do the wedgewood rooms or theatre royal Portsmouth? But I’m sure there is a really valid reason….thanks for all the laughs 😊

Got my tickets, see you in Salford.

I was crying by the end of this.

Excellent !!!

Excellent!!

Excellent timing there

What better way to show love to the family?

Accidentally water boarded himself 🤣 love to the family.

I'm outraged Anthony, outraged!!

Love to Penny

But nurses, doctors, labour, greens, tofu-eating wokarti, immigrants, remoaners, owners of more than two hardback cookbooks, the Archbishop of Canterbury, James O'Brien and cyclists aren't allowed.

Will Colin be arriving by boat?

No Hastings or Bexhill? How will Colin cope in Maidenhead ?

Love to the family

Tell Colin not to forget the linctus! 🤪

Buggerit, being in mid-Devon, we rarely see much at all. The closest would be Bristol and that would be far too much effort to attach both donkeys to the cart and hope they'd survive all the way there, let alone back! 🤔 Edit: 'ere me lovers, maybe you can record it and I can buy a copy. You might sell two or three even! 🥰

I take it then the Pompey Mandela has released himself from prison. A tour of the UK not including Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or Lincolnshire. 😒 Love to the family.

It's an outrageous insult AND PC gone mad wrapped up as entertainment... Love to the family!

I want a revote - what no Portmouth... but then again I living in Portmouth there would be people turning up thinking this was a documentary or serious play and I kid you not! There people here that would call out collin as Guardian-reading, tofu-eating, wokerati with his views

That one time I wished I lived in the UK.

Antony, why oh why oh why aren’t you playing somewhere near to where I live.

It's men's health, it's men's matters

London is selling well!

I hope to see you in Leeds. £20 is a bargain compared to the £50 Nigel charged me for marching to London. Has City Varieties got a roof? I'm wet through.

Nice bathroom where you get these tiles from...... BTW, what did you say?

Is Wales not on your itinerary?

Is it a tour of Weatherspoons?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not at the King's Theatre? Well, Colin From Portsmouth, it was good enough for Peter Sellers and Ken Russell's Tommy, so what makes you so high and mighty?

😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👏

the budget for this movies special effects must have been huge... 😮

My new cheer me up video.

Mark's voice is going to be entirely shredded after 20 minutes of this, have you thought this through? Please at least consult Andy Serkis's vocal routine in regards to his time doing the Gollum voice. Honeyed tea and such.

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How did sunaks hair do it?

Not even a short gig in France ?

Wot no Ipswich!

😂😂😂gold

I'll be coming first 😂

IM SURE MOST OF THE SO CALLED PEOPLE WHO SEE YOUR 'SHOW' WILL LEAVE EARLY, JUST LIKE RISHI RICH! I WAS INJURED DURING THE FALKLANDS WAR (ok, i hurt my knee on the coffee table while changing channels) AND I AM DISGUSTED AT RISHI RICH FOR STAYING AS LONG AS HE DID!!!! THE LONGEST DAY WOULD HAVE BEEN A MUCH SHORTER FILM HAD RISHI RICH BEEN AROUND. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO WATCH SOME SHIT ON ITV NOW, JUST LIKE MY GRANDAD WANTED TO BUT COULDNT BECAUSE HE WAS IN D-DAY (ok, he wasnt, he was a farmer but you get the picture). Love to the family.

Took me far too long to get the shower gag.

Shame about the football bit, love to the family

Team up with johnthan Pie 😂

Thank god no Gary blinkin Lineker. Back to watching Scotland annihilating the mighty Gibraltar.

😂😂😂

Colin does always sound like he could use a cold shower to cool his head.

😂

Talk about a cold shower.

That was well judged. 😂🤣😂🤣

Portsmouth is far too liberal for Colin to appear there.

I hope that’s a cold shower otherwise you’re cheating! 😁

Completely unrealistic. Your hair looks wet...

Love to the family.