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local asian (me) tries to make RICE in my bedroom 🍚

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GOOD EVENING axolots it seems we meet again.
Today I bring to you my roots, my soul, my very stereotyped personality trait. Rice.
We've all tried rice before (I hope) but this rice will the ricest of all rice. It contains all the love and support my asian ancestors have given me, all compacted into a little bowl.
In this episode we venture into how far an introvert can go in order to avoid human interaction with strangers for your daily #entertainment . ALSO NOTICE HOW INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE 16 WEEKS you only had to wait 10 this time? Damn I am popping off fr (college is sucking the soul out of me)
Love y'all bYE BYEE MWAH leave a like and lick the subscribe button for to get a significant other in ur life (100% people fail)

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@Faline_San Год назад

Can I have a rice 🍚 in the chat pls

@thej6878 Год назад

Rice moment Edit: 100 likes!

@chrqnos_ Год назад

🍚 Woah I'm the first person to comment 🍚 lol

@ehetenandayo1494 Год назад

🍚

@heikon7489 Год назад

🍚

@harudoll_y Год назад

RICEE

@paboland7994 Год назад

Faline San getting that speedrun record for disappointing their ancestors by coming out and not being able to cook rice

@nebulotion Год назад

Lmfao

@khalilahd. Год назад

A legend 😂

@Daytime_Scars Год назад

I’ll be honest, im younger than him and im STILL disappointed. Rice is the ONLY thing i can make. Cant even make eggs.

@jordankuo6662 Год назад

Weren't the Han dynasty emporers Bi.

@Daytime_Scars Год назад

@@jordankuo6662 we talkin boutthe ever so disappointing rice… i cried

@Oyster.Saucee. Год назад

As a Asian, Our blood does flow through rice 😌💅 *Rice for all my Asians* 🍚

@rennchi Год назад

THANK U BB 😻😻😻💪💪💪

@Oyster.Saucee. Год назад

@@rennchi 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

@pinterestgirl4 Год назад

thanks

@Rxnan23_ Год назад

Thanks girlll

@Oyster.Saucee. Год назад

@@Rxnan23_ 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

@bunnikoo Год назад

i just have to say i am SO proud of faline coming out as asian!! its a very hard and nerve racking thing to do and i am just so proud of faline for coming out to us and i hope everyone feels the same, we support you faline !!!!!!

@TPNsBiggestFan Год назад

@@kpopgirlys what😭/gen

@romasa831 Год назад

@@kpopgirlys it was joke man 🙁 sarcasm!!

@Th3_WiseWolf 4 месяца назад

CHUUYA PFP

@bunnikoo 4 месяца назад

@@Th3_WiseWolf 😼😼

@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 Год назад

Depending on your ancestors' standing on traditions and whatnot, some of them are impressed by the rice cooker, some of them are condemning you for using a rice cooker and not a pot like IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS, and the rest are happy that you are keeping the tradition alive. Addendum: My ancestors have commended me for receiving a heart.

@dazeoliver Год назад

true

@Cecilia-ky3uw Год назад

There is also a category that thinks that she is a total dunce who can't cook even with the rice cooker

@wilh3lmmusic Год назад

She already disappointed her abcestors

@adhdfuelorwhatever Год назад

yep! as a west asian, we are astounded by the rice cooker

@Khookies-lp2lu Год назад

"Gods! What magic, that _ricecooker_ is" "HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TRADITION! MAY YOU BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY-" "guys can we just appreciate that she's still making rice?"

@potop5906 Год назад

Faline being afraid of his roommates is my new comfort thing to watch

@stduupie Год назад

I don't wanna seem pushy but Falines prefered pronouns are He/Him :)

@chocogibby8261 Год назад

@@stduupie She did say on twitter she goes by all pronouns - but prefers he/him. So the comment isn't wrong 🤔

@stduupie Год назад

@@chocogibby8261 That is why I said his Prefered pronouns. but I understand what u are trying to say.

@cocooavu2907 Год назад

same lmfao

@PilotTurtle Год назад

@@stduupie I want to seem pushy, give me your bank details so I can donate to charity

@Ntnthnthnh Год назад

Faline: wash your rice. also faline: eats rice raws without washing it

@mindfulfairy Год назад

"rice from my COLONIZERS" "but am I edamame's favourite" "It's like my second coming out, I'm actually Asian" "And if that's your thing...... dooooon't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" Lmaooooo

@iamuncommonforareason9577 Год назад

Grape

@dhaanya3056 Год назад

The Asian community is proud of faline and her rice cooking skills ✨️(totally not sarcastic)

@POTTERS_HOME Год назад

Its "his" actually

@POTTERS_HOME Год назад

@@mementoghosty oh yeah I'm sorry I don't have Twitter :/

@khalilahd. Год назад

Totally 😂

@doveamor Год назад

@@mementoghosty Actually I believe he very much more prefers he/him

@puppiibiscuitz Год назад

@@doveamor he said he prefers he/him but is okay w other pronouns, in his twitter bio it says he/they/she are all okay (also from my experience i think ppl usually list the pronouns in order of preference like that?? but im sure not everyone does that idk)

@Tomada_Potada Год назад

I'm so proud of faline for coming out as Asian its not easy Edit: I don't want to be that person but THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!

@Mary.sLb3 Год назад

I am also an asian. It was hard for me to come out to my friends. But I DID IT it was hard, but Idon't regret a thing

@STUPID__CAT Год назад

Lmao helpp

@sh4bnum Год назад

@@Mary.sLb3 I hope they’re willing to celebrate Asian month with you 💕💕

@brachess Год назад

Pls I used that pfp on everything until kazoo betrayed me ;-;

@dolizen1730 Год назад

HELP the way you say that is like when people on tiktok identify as transracial

@justanothercomment Год назад

As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)

@EvaWhoDraws Год назад

I have some food tips as someone who started living alone a couple years ago!! my biggest tip is to think of every dinner as carb + protein + vegetable (frozen is great bc produce spoils so fast and I never pay close enough attention to it) so like my easiest combo is rice or noodles + egg + spinach or broccoli etc. I also sometimes make like 3 servings of food at once then don't have to think about dinner for a few days. Good luck with your journey toward adulting!

@_vinvin_vince Год назад

Ah yes, the asian instinct of eating rice with almost every meal we eat. And I know other asians eat rice with every meal aswell. I salute you, Fal.

@no-er6yb Год назад

yes. the asian instinct.

@BudgieCute Год назад

fellow asian here, indeed

@khalilahd. Год назад

😂😂

@vincentdreemurr Год назад

more like indoctrination

@Mel-zs5wb Год назад

rice is for asians what pasta is for italians

@RedSquirrelVanguard Год назад

Faline can make anything hilarious. He could literally do commentary over elizabeth's funeral and I would cry laugh

@yourmom-ub2qg Год назад

He?

@daychild_ Год назад

@@yourmom-ub2qg yea they go by he/they/she apparently

@yourmom-ub2qg Год назад

@@daychild_ I see... Thanks for letting me know mate!

@buchelaruzit Год назад

not a good example, that's easy

@zvr1ana Год назад

@@yourmom-ub2qg they go by he/they/she! 💗

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 3 месяца назад

I still can’t get over the beginning of the video where he’s like “Today we’re saying goodbye to something important, something that has been with us for a long time…my hair.” and pictures of queen Elizabeth flashing by.

@skull4life5656 Год назад

Me:just watching this video Faline San:WE GET TO CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENTS

@happy_h0pe Год назад

I got jumpscared when that happened

@clownfromclowntown Год назад

She’s got hand motions like she’s translating what she’s saying into ASL 💖💖💖💖 Truly the best RU-vidr

@khalilahd. Год назад

😂😂😂

@aylinjanjua Год назад

He* hes*

@aluriye4099 Год назад

@@aylinjanjua no they go by any pronouns.

@wilh3lmmusic Год назад

@@aylinjanjua no she’s female

@pimon77 Год назад

@@wilh3lmmusic no he is ALPHA

@saerahhhhha Год назад

omggg YOU CAME OUT ABOUT BEING ASIAN! GOD I DIDNT KNOW- I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU

@Yasmeen_me Год назад

OMG i just realised that!!

@mindfulfairy Год назад

I've always known ❤️❤️❤️ something about his vibes is just-

@kelpdock8913 Год назад

Pfft all these new ethnicities woke bullshit 🤦‍♂️ ffs

@yasminat6006 Год назад

I’m so proud of him it takes a lot of courage to do this.

@mindfulfairy Год назад

@@yasminat6006 exactly! Many people are still in the closet about this

@ewfjow90uf27 Год назад

"i have like roommates cooking outside right now" what came to my mind was him cooking his roommates 💀lmaoooo

@sanjanam520 Год назад

wouldn't be a stretch

@theUnfrench Год назад

6:26 Very soothing

@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial 3 месяца назад

I fell asleep listening to that 😊 so soothing

@T.BG822 Год назад

I desperately want Uncle Roger to react to this - less because of any Asian conflation, and more because I want to see these two variations on comedy blend.

@So_Indecisive Год назад

Same

@statikstarz Год назад

Oh my god yes

@sleepyboio- Год назад

Fuyooo

@The-Silliest-Little-Guy Год назад

"ah they measure rice with finger *finger* very good very good"

@petersall1055 Год назад

maaan, auntie helen is going downhill without uncle roger

@pruthvic149 Год назад

its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀

@JAnugya Год назад

fellow desi here and I'm proud to say that i have finally learned how to cook rice in pressure cookers after BURNING my rice twice... hehe

@anitanaseer1007 Год назад

I’m desi and we just use a rice cooker cause we don’t have stove space 😭😭

@nanno6642 Год назад

I once tried making rice but it became daliya or gila chawal or wet chawal whatever you call it

@dazzly6109 Год назад

IKRRR LMAOOO💀

@chrysanttemum872 Год назад

Desi here, we just use a big ass pot👽

@covers6009 Год назад

I love how Faline made it harder to get the rice in the cup even though Faline could've scoop from the rice bag

@Edens_Dragons_Pals Месяц назад

“They hate mayalysions” made me laugh so hard and I was in an Uber😢😢

@SONIA-iz5ld Год назад

10:31 "we gotta celebrate our differences" i find that video hilarious and you referencing it suddenly like that killed me 😂

@RealMysticalMan Год назад

He made a strange choice

@bonkeito Год назад

10:46 as an australian i can accept this, that is a real, ricestralia moment

@So_Indecisive Год назад

Ricestralia > Australia?

@user-dg3ug7ny5d Год назад

As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚 You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.

@silly2974 Год назад

yeah im not australian, im ricestralian actually🙄🙄

@miizuakiya Год назад

yeah as a ricestralian which is ethnically filipino i can confirm its actually called ricestralia, the government just hides our identity

@formula1fan359 Год назад

@@user-dg3ug7ny5d LMAO

@iiliketodraw Месяц назад

Faline using sign language for the first 30 seconds 😂 🍚

@statbloxburgandmc Месяц назад

the way my jaw *dropped* when i started hearing 'we've got to celebrate our differences'

@Inthenightgarden- Год назад

✨The rice✨is a skill every asian is required to know, so as one myself I am very proud of your skills

@STUPID__CAT Год назад

I set rice to cook once then was gone and forgot abt it and almost burnt down my whole kitchen🌚 My ancestors would cry

@somebody4240 Год назад

your*

@-hein Год назад

@@STUPID__CAT use a rice cooker???

@Ndreau Год назад

✨The grammar✨ is a skill that every asian isn't required to know, but as one myself i am not very proud of your skills.

@STUPID__CAT Год назад

@@-hein uhm i do but i just left it and it kept cooking so it burnt. and u saying now how i have to cook rice will not save that situation💀

@ghostingsoap Год назад

faline and his cooking abilities never cease to bring a smile on my face.. a very worried and concerned smile but smile nonetheless

@mon0de293 Год назад

his? isnt faline a woman

@ghostingsoap Год назад

@@mon0de293 they use all pronouns

@prasannamadhavmohan7553 Год назад

@@ghostingsoap wait where did she say that?? genuinely asking

@Malaklol-xt4ej Год назад

1:02 we have the same culture man😭

@Woiitax Месяц назад

you having rice in yo fridge is the least surprising thing i'll ever have known of in my short a** life, respectfully.

@rj_dr Год назад

Here I am again, watching my favorite asian boy trying to cook food and laughing while knowing damn well that I couldn't do better

@melzzxxz Год назад

Boy?

@rj_dr Год назад

@@melzzxxz the hair makes her look like one

@the.only.livxoxo Год назад

@@melzzxxz Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy

@ixxcloudyboba5060 Год назад

@@the.only.livxoxo it’s she/they/he

@revimfadli4666 Год назад

@@the.only.livxoxo nooo just when a girl breaks the "women aren't funny" stereotype, then this happened :(

@rashmityagi2980 Год назад

Can we take a moment to appreciate Faline's gorgeous rainbow socks?

@BelaCoxinha Год назад

Yes. They look amazing.

@RosesAreDead_0 6 месяцев назад

I literally read the title as 'local asian (me) tries to eat two men in my badroom' 😭🙏

@iamerai9076 Год назад

5:37 relatable

@akamimei Год назад

Ah yes I awake my few moments of life to the sound of faline struggling to make rice 🧍‍♀️

@EzioAuditore117 Год назад

As an asian i can feel our ancestors smiling at us for using chopsticks and eating do-

@hatsurrin Год назад

🤔

@Aisayaax Год назад

d o g

@kiyossd1 Год назад

My mom looked really concerned while I was watching this video, but then✨rice✨ came and she was like, "Oh! You're finally learning something. I'm proud of you"

@alh153 Год назад

"its gone my pink streaks are gone-" *starts opening a portal*

@usagi009 Год назад

I'm now released from the curse of seeing Faline's head everytime I make strawberry milkshake .

@ryncise Год назад

lmaooooo

@akiko_crab2161 Год назад

Yey

@Blap15 Год назад

Ok faline just because you are going to college doesn't mean you have to get this hot

@dsaid20817 Год назад

Yo you have the exact same profile as someone else i replied to

@zrielle Год назад

@Corny trust me, there’s way more of them out there

@icyrene_ Год назад

@@dsaid20817 it's a cult

@wilh3lmmusic Год назад

Honestly I preferred when she had long hair like in the cyberbullying video

@the.only.livxoxo Год назад

@@wilh3lmmusic Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy.

@jayy2418 Год назад

Not Faline looking like an Fboy 😭😭 and also not Faline representing my whole life 4:17 😭😭🫂

@toasterstripes Год назад

YOURE SO GENDER IM SO JEALOUS

@kir-rara Год назад

i see our mother axolot has discovered and grown up to succesfully MAKE RICE

@ryncise Год назад

i love this comment

@Mary.sLb3 Год назад

Father****

@kir-rara Год назад

@@Mary.sLb3 🤝

@sa-ren2890 Год назад

@@Mary.sLb3 they use he/they/she so technically itd be okay for them to say that :)

@issu.e Год назад

THE 8:40 CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD 💀 On a sidenote, Fal, even if your ancestors will be disappointed in you, we will have faith in you and your creations 🤗

@naominoorabdika8619 Год назад

4:35 faline... WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS FIRST YOU JUST TOUCH THE FLOOR FOR GOD SAKE

@turtleby Год назад

the talent required to make a rice making vlog so funny is astronomical, i was feeling bad but i feel better after watching this :)) ily

@christianwalsh9595 Год назад

I will play soothing music as it's cooking. *proceeds to not play music but dance around silently with the rice cooker and a spoon*

@smexyconfusion9804 Год назад

10:15 the way she said “i don’t have that” was so funny 😂 😂😂

@Eaten_squid_cake Год назад

ionhafftat

@ItsTocaKaira-stars 7 дней назад

im convinced every asian parent has their own way of cooking rice

@shaaawnn Год назад

She probably won't see that message but ty sm faline for illuminating my poor life for like 10 min you help me so much with life struggle and make me jiggle, tysm

@goosegeese8338 Год назад

"I just broomed the floor" - Faline San, 2022

@nRo0724 Год назад

9:25 you should put the cup inside the rice bag and scoop the rice out with the cup it's more efficient and you can pour extra rice back in

@nidejijixiao19 Год назад

i was watching this on the tv and my mom walked in and saw the way you were making it and said that your ancestors are disappointed in you

@mondrella627 Год назад

0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃

@LiliHikari Год назад

Me: Watching Faline struggling to pour in rice Also me: Why didn’t she use the cup to scoop the rice and if you have too much just put some back in

@idontwalkslow Год назад

I was screaming this. scoop the rice goddammit

@desiree7633 Год назад

Yes omg

@Ghost-ce9tw Год назад

You have to admit she's not a very professional asian

@desiree7633 Год назад

@@Ghost-ce9tw lv 2 asian

@emilysspam Год назад

Faline actually prefers using he/him pronouns, so please use them for him :)

@Mrempoleon100 Год назад

I like how aggressive Faline is about washing the rice haha especially after seeing a lot of cooking tutorial where people dont wash the rice

@Illuminat-ve5ue Год назад

0:10 i thought you would say my rice cooker. My rice cooker is older than myself and my grandmother bought it in her mid thirties in south korea.

@Illuminat-ve5ue Год назад

oh wtf, does every asian have like an ancient rice cooker?

@Kibo_959 Год назад

I was waiting for a jump scare of the silver fish. Every time she showed me the bowl.

@mushroom667 Год назад

2:12 me everytime I see a spider in my room

@ThyFloorestFloor Год назад

RIP Faline's room. It was nice seeing you getting messy all this time.

@ritapizza821 6 дней назад

its been a year but im still sitting here cackling at the random ahh hand movement faline does in the intro😭😭 IDK WHY ITS SO FUNNY

@serentran265 Год назад

this severely pained me as a chinese person

@snickers2210 Год назад

1:11 i actually snorted in the exact same way when faline said this

@JustSomeAsianFries Год назад

I just subscribed and I don’t know what’s happening but here’s a like

@Faline_San Год назад

thank u for the like somefries

@zixn4460 Год назад

@@Faline_San 🍚

@sapphire5252 Год назад

Faline, as an asian myself, you are the very first asian I've seen that struggled this much to cook rice to the point where I almost cried

@repdude26 6 месяцев назад

the hand movements at the beginning got me

@candlethatrosetriedtoeat Год назад

10:40 that's not enough rice😭

@Eaten_squid_cake Год назад

there is no rice in your rice 😭

@emmalin5794 Год назад

10:06 WTF I WAS EATING FROM THAT EXACT BOWL WHILE WATCHING THIS I-

@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial 3 месяца назад

Naw that’s crazy

@violetmenace6245 Год назад

NAAAAH DUDE tomato sardines are part of the Asian experience, 10/10, W tomato sardines.

@ucanttouchthis_0 Год назад

Right after you said “I’m actually Asian” an ad came in perfect timing

@NeoMason2004 Год назад

"I look like a middle school boy TT I mean, at least I look like a boy... But I look like a middle school boy! TT" Most relatable sentence ever!

@Live_Laugh_Loathe Год назад

The pink slowly fading away from the hair was such a long process so when I saw that it's completely gone I felt as though I was sent 20 million light years away

@confusedjello7292 Год назад

social anxiety simulator asian mode looking CRISP

@neon_lights Год назад

Rice: **doesn't fall in the cup Faline: **visible confusion Edit: omg him showing the little heart at 12:19 was super cute 🥺

@jesycashania7773 Год назад

rice makes me strong rice gets me a girlfriend rice buys me a nice car rice builds me a 27 feet building

@raheeema Год назад

11:13 rest in pieces smiley face also 🍚

@sadistfactory_ Год назад

The contrast of aesthetic between faline and the rice cooker is beautiful

@ssho10 Год назад

Lmaoo da fact that my mum eats raw rice somtimes and shE LIKES IT- 💀

@jigeesha3668 Год назад

it's our friendly neighbourhood asian boy

@dapizzasnake8462 Год назад

5:32 correct, this is the sacred rice measuring ritual.

@DanzelGlovington Год назад

The rick roll on your about page has left me hollow and desolate inside. I.... I can only hope to go on living so that some day my soul may return to me.

@cooxlpearz6824 Год назад

I love faline's hair! Her personality is very calming as well. She pops up on my homepage a few times

@mother4105 Год назад

Someone stop Faline- He's gonna set the dorm on fire watch someone call the cops

@zrielle Год назад

ok unrelated to the vid but- *is that a fellow moa*

@mother4105 Год назад

@@zrielle YES IT IS WHY HELLOOO >;))

@j1kxn27 Год назад

OMF I FOUND MY FELLOW KPOP STANS

@maknae3427 Год назад

Honestly love the fact we got a intense warning of having to wash our rice before cooking, but then themselves proceed to eat it RAW and UNCLEANED haha. That’s what I do too though haha

@willowiee_ 3 месяца назад

Tip when putting water: idk how to explain this so I'll just set examples Imagine you're cooking 4 cups of rice When adding water, put 4 cups of water and then add 1/2 of the cup Same thing for any amount, 5 cups of rice means 5 cups of water and a half In your case, you put 1/2 cup of rice Fill the whole cup with water and put it in, that's it (I have no idea how to explain)

@xakumax. Год назад

0:59 Faline:So today we are going to be embracing our culture and when I say "our culture" I mean by my culture- Me:OI,IM ASIAN TOO-

@dazzlingdeleine Год назад

Faline is that one friend that we all love

@woahhorangeJoe Год назад

even without pink, it still gives off Pinterest

@mindfulfairy Год назад

I mean after all, he tried to dress up as a Pinterest guy 😌

@woahhorangeJoe Год назад

@@mindfulfairy he IS the Pinterest guy

@mindfulfairy Год назад

@@woahhorangeJoe exactly!

@ezorin7060 Год назад

I’m dying right now , because when Faline said “ I’m Asian “ an advertisement played of a person talking about compensations for mistakes .Please help my personalisation of adds