LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019

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@swadey2.017 5 лет назад

He faced his fear, it doesn't matter if he wins or loses, he faced it and that is a win for me.

@lethargic_cow 5 лет назад

Yes! That's what it's all about, he's so inspiring!

@legion9721 5 лет назад

Yes, i see this as an absolute win!

@lawsofthecosmos173 4 года назад

For him*

@Pev0Gaming 4 года назад

IM SO PROUD OF HIM

@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo 3 года назад

And a win for him

@patioorangutan2239 5 лет назад

That first joke was so underappreciated

@grahamconnorhudsonjameson8834 5 лет назад

Patio Orangutan maybe if he didn’t use it as his first it would of passed better

@starfish744 5 лет назад

I lolled 😂

@jesusflores9191 5 лет назад

I was ded

@xiphos8219 5 лет назад

Yeah, I laughed at it and then shrugged at everyone's reaction

@DeitrikItotv 5 лет назад

I was in the audience during this performance and his first joke was actually the Isaac Newton one

@Pilikestortoises 5 лет назад

*Wins the whole show* Him: “nice.”

@nisl9039 5 лет назад

Uhhhhhhm nice

@harrypegg9293 5 лет назад

😂

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

Well, it WOULD be nice. No?

@lightyears2go 5 лет назад

Kevin Schwartz dude ilu but that neckbeard is the epitome of the internet troll. lose it. ..or incorporate it into an act? imagine coming onstage with a fedora and My Little Pony - even better a fedora *of* MLP

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

@@lightyears2go Weird. I think of a troll as someone who goes around saying rude things to people online.

@an2ny482 5 лет назад

He's about to have 2 over Isaac Newton

@DansGlowing 5 лет назад

Easily the most underrated comment here 😂😂

@DansGlowing 5 лет назад

Guess he cant use that joke again

@tjjavier 4 года назад

Hahahaha!!! Way to double down! 👏😂

@Island_Kermode 4 года назад

Isaac2= kevin schwartz(-inteligence)

@SomeGuy-jx4qd 3 года назад

he will

@rexkenley 5 лет назад

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to face it.

@bighope6550 5 лет назад

By Isaac Newton

@nick624179 5 лет назад

Thanks for reminder 👌

@billk8326 5 лет назад

Yes

@DrMatt-wp6ul 5 лет назад

Next time you use a William Danforth quote you should credit him!

@SheepdogSmokey 5 лет назад

This is why I joined my volunteer fire department, I wanted to conquer my fear of fire. Now I'm an adrenaline junky, a bit jaded, but still, I was petrified my first time, but I did it.

@vitocorleone1462 5 лет назад

The Isaac Newton joke and the grocery store jokes were hilarious

@NotMe-yh5gi 5 лет назад

@Dev JB really that's crazy I never heard it and I love puns

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

@Jay Bradley Maybe it is old. I'm not omniscient. But Google shows no sign of it before the first time I posted it.

@missjoey 5 лет назад

@Kevin Schwartz I and I'm sure many others who enjoyed ur jokes trust you! There are too many brains in this world for a joke to be completely original and not have been come up by a random few, but from the response of the audience and even the judges themselves, the joke is obviously not old and unoriginal like described by the fellow commenter above. Stay undistracted by ungrounded criticisms and keep up your good work! Many ppl are looking forward to seeing more! By the way, English is not my native language- could you explain to me the panda joke? ☺️

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

@@missjoey "Today I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating." "That bears repeating" basically means "is worth telling people about." But "that bear's repeating" implies that the one twin was a copy/repetition of the other twin.

@missjoey 5 лет назад

@Kevin Schwartz Thank you for the explanation! Now I get why everybody's laughing!! 😊😊😊

@SpiralSine6 5 лет назад

I felt for this guy man. His delivery was rough, but he definitely got into the groove as he carried on.

@yanivsteltzer8425 5 лет назад

@Dara DeBuitlear no. thats not the point. hes just nervous. its cringe-worthy any not funny. didnt laugh once. Glad he got cut from Judge cuts!!!

@JMEAUS22 2 года назад

@Yaniv Steltzer it is 100% the point. Look up Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. Legends of comedy who do this exact same style. You thought your own opinion was evidence your thinking was correct. It wasn't, in fact, it was evidence of how uninformed you were. It's world accepted method of comedy.

@povchill3780 2 года назад

@@yanivsteltzer8425 man shut yo goofyass up, u prolly dodnt understand any joke💀

@nikogivas6393 2 года назад

He didn’t change tone or cadence once. That’s not an accident. It just took the audience a second to warm up to his weird style.

@krishshautriya5170 2 года назад

His writing is so good. And his delivery adds to his charm. Hope he does more.

@jeremya618 5 лет назад

Anxiety can steal your life away. I'm glad he took this giant step.

@Saxologic 5 лет назад

Jeremy A Giant Steps by John Coltrane

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 лет назад

I want to like your comment but it's at 666 and I can't just do that

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 лет назад

Never mind, I'm good

@cobr3n 5 лет назад

I have huge anxiety and stage fright. Wish I had the guts to do what he did. I applaud him for getting on the stage and doing his routine. :)

@jessemartinez3825 2 года назад

Sus

@deeznuts8988 5 лет назад

"Instead of watching other people live, I want to live". Man. Who's cutting onions!!?

@arcaneghost2459 5 лет назад

The damn ninjas man, they always cutting onions at opportune moments

@atrain84 5 лет назад

You have no soul if that doesn’t just touch your heart. I loved it.

@aghyad5185 5 лет назад

Forreal 🙏🏻

@ev0wizard 5 лет назад

Ikr im like man i gotta go do something with my life too

@steampunkhulk5559 5 лет назад

Thought this was a shrek reference no joke

@johnnyjerkwad5527 5 лет назад

hearing the audience genuinely warm up to his jokes and laugh is quite possibly one of the best things i've seen in my life.

@craig869 5 лет назад

To go from being scared to leave the house through to being onstage in front of 4000 people AND on television. Incredible. As his confidence grew, his delivery got better. I teared up.

@furqanahmad8882 4 года назад

And almost 4M people...

@bethiekitch3925 5 лет назад

“Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.” That got to me ♥️

@gemaligd 5 лет назад

Got you to type heart? I dont get it

@franklynonyia1449 5 лет назад

Yeah that really got me

@leon1308 5 лет назад

@@gemaligd not funny u stupid

@vittoantonio5969 5 лет назад

Yeah same

@olivierszry8221 5 лет назад

@@gemaligd Why Gemail and not hotmail?

@utubehelps 5 лет назад

49yrs old still pursuing happiness.. NEVER STOP

@Nobody-xe9fc 5 лет назад

TRYING TO GET LAID

@phenadoz-topicmusic8122 5 лет назад

@@Nobody-xe9fc likes you

@Nobody-xe9fc 5 лет назад

@@phenadoz-topicmusic8122 I already knew that I liked myself very much ^_^

@SaadMohammedGhori 5 лет назад

maybe what we should try to pursue is satisfaction not happiness.

@MrWarfighter 5 лет назад

@@SaadMohammedGhori I agree, he is trying to pursue satisfaction, he just doesnt realize it.

@mehulshakya1624 5 лет назад

I can't understand why the audience didn't understand his first joke . I mean that was funny .

@dunnock343 5 лет назад

He’s got potential! He’s got the one liner jokes, now it’s just about delivery and structure of when to tell which jokes when.

@dustinb.403 4 года назад

It was hilarious!

@christhomas4739 4 года назад

As a first joke, people thought he coulda gotten stage fright

@GlorifiedTruth 2 года назад

I think it took them a moment to warm up to what he was doing.

@zodiacgamer4547 2 года назад

Audience was still settling..couldn't guess his genius, loved it

@raffy7284 3 года назад

Dude is a legend would 100% pay to see him perform

@jessemartinez3825 2 года назад

Sure buddy

@eurekasquared9853 Год назад

So would I.

@Ninjaman195 5 лет назад

This guy went from scared of going out of his house to performing on AGT, that's insane

@soccerking172 5 лет назад

I'm going to be on AGT someday. Still trying to get out of my house but we'll get there.

@ScarlettCrystal2009 5 лет назад

Anyone who can come this far and make this much progress with their fears, deserves a LOT of credit and a shot with something like this.

@Stintdigis 5 лет назад

Goes to show the impossible is possible

@arvin0786 5 лет назад

@@soccerking172 Just bring your house with you. c:

@ultimaxextreme1000 5 лет назад

Seriously.. thats insane..

@mistw.9323 5 лет назад

You could literally see when Simon started to get and understand his jokes😂

@stephieirene1 5 лет назад

th virgin joke?

@serenapeterson8130 5 лет назад

I was bummed at the silence on the first home. It was good. His jokes aren't low based. He reminds me of that long haired monotoned comic from the 80s who also did one liners

@briarevans4991 5 лет назад

Serena Peterson Steven Wright?

@jeffreykelley8598 5 лет назад

Steven Wright keep you in stitches, wasn't often but sometimes he'd have to smirk at himself...

@lightyears2go 5 лет назад

stephieirene 3:25 *did he just say what i think he said*

@rinkerbel_ 5 лет назад

Why did no one understands the first joke? Did they all black out?

@michaelaugspurger7651 5 лет назад

I think it the order of doing it first that didn't work well. If he had started with the Isaac Newton one, the black out joke would have been funnier.

@shshshshshshgt 5 лет назад

If he had said that right after it would have been great

@nickyap6616 5 лет назад

I find that one funny too

@quacklovesparanormal2041 5 лет назад

I bust out laughing at that joke!!!

@chelliserogers4513 5 лет назад

Am saying

@aaronspeck1644 5 лет назад

Yo that had to be the hardest thing he ever did. Legitimately just so damn happy for him for accomplishing this.

@andrecpg8959 5 лет назад

Hope he gains confidence through this and deals with his anxiety better

@kevinhamakawa8343 5 лет назад

Andre ExoDust trust me his anxiety isn’t that bad, AGT just needs to milk a story out of him

@galette_1196 5 лет назад

@Reddot Sxul It's not. Dude. They are literally doing this to everyone if possible.

@smashablanca 5 лет назад

Just wanted to put my 2 cents in. Kevin is a good friend of mine and his anxiety is just as bad as it seemed in the video. The only reason he auditioned was because I was able to be there with him and supported him the whole time. I couldn't go with him for the next audition because of my work so he went by himself and I've never been more proud of him.

@ericshimer6669 5 лет назад

@@smashablanca he has just gained a bunch of us who also support him. Even if he does not win i will be sure next time i come up that way to see one of his shows. Even if Madison is not my favorite area and gives me slight anxiety to drive in i am down for it on the way to the Dells.

@Nikolaiwww 5 лет назад

Samantha Haack thank you

@Exhibit_C_me 5 лет назад

"Instead of watching ppl live, I want to live." -Kevin Schwartz 💯

@JesusHasJordans 5 лет назад

Its honestly such a good quote

@amgkmli 5 лет назад

I love how not everyone comes here to Win. But they just come to experience something new. Great show!

@sven615 5 лет назад

agree my brotha

@JavveRinne 5 лет назад

He's diagnosed with agoraphobia. The fear of open spaces. In his case everything outside of his house. Imagine that!

@mikecruze9562 5 лет назад

I can't imagine that... that's how far out it is... it was cool.

@darkangelsid76 5 лет назад

That was my diagnosis 20 years ago. He has had to push to get where he is

@needlessoptions 5 лет назад

It's not the fear of open spaces. That's what Google says it is but in a medical sense it's actually the fear of situations that might cause panic, embarrasment or helplesness.

@earlsimmonsnixon6100 5 лет назад

Can't imagine that im a Claustrophobic

@xrizbira 4 года назад

Are phobias real thing, how it work just curious what they brain tells them what they feel

@blaze59317 5 лет назад

You can def tell his confidence elevated as he told his jokes. 6:56 minutes of laughter instead of bullying. There is still hope for humanity!

@colestonkfc9328 5 лет назад

arturo nunez 🤦🏼‍♀️are you brain dead that’s the end of the video

@alvarohernandez4557 5 лет назад

@@colestonkfc9328 he wasnt stating a point in the video, he was just saying the length of the video

@Jmscr-bc7ds 5 лет назад

Nah, i dont think there hope😂

@colestonkfc9328 5 лет назад

Alvaro Hernandez ok welp I’m drunk rn😂 took like 8shots

@tp9927 5 лет назад

@@colestonkfc9328 Nice save

@grilledspicydeluxe7834 5 лет назад

“Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.” WHO CUT THE ONIONS

@northmemphis2104 5 лет назад

Tru Tha..😢😢😥😢..he was awesome.. WHO'S CRYING? 😢😢😢😢...IM NOT!.😢😥..I SWEAR!!..

@JamesKovacic 5 лет назад

That’s how I feel right now watching these auditions 😭🙃😂

@Akashi-ml9dn 5 лет назад

That's really powerful word to push someone to live their life to the fullest

@phoenixrising2609 5 лет назад

Them freaking Onion Ninjas, is who...damn them

@serenapeterson8130 5 лет назад

I love his therapist for helping him.

@Tay80085 5 лет назад

I have agoraphobia too. Currently, I'm getting help bi-weekly. This guy is so courageous for getting up on stage in front of so much people. I admire him. I want to clarify that agoraphobia is not only the fear of open spaces, but also fear of not being able to escape and embarrassment. It's a scary thing to endure and not much people are aware of this. Sending love from Hawaii ❤

@mitchdroese84 5 лет назад

I hope you continue getting help and can fully enjoy what a beautiful world we live in!

@Tay80085 5 лет назад

Thank you@@mitchdroese84😊 Slowly but surely. Baby steps. Have a nice week!

@provakarroychy1535 5 лет назад

Marie, I appreciate that you took the courage to state your fear on the internet. Great job! Keep up the great work and focus on self love and self evaluation more as it will directly boost your confidence and help you get better at going out more and connecting better with more and more people. Have a happy journey in the trip called "Life" and hope to see a much better version of you soon. 😊

@guaiyaxs8570 Год назад

embarrassed to be judged, causes panic attacks which cause retreat to safety (place) which is fear!! Its much worse... now that you are safe with your fear in that place.. the fear wouldn't stop telling you how worthless you are!! The fear would continue to eat you pieces everyday!! hoping someone would understand, wanting to tell someone.. tired of being alone.. tired of struggling.. tired of waking up

@periodddtttt Год назад

how are you doing now?

@Quisomatic 2 года назад

He uses his awkwardness to his advantage… that’s smart !!! This was great 😂😂😂

@Undesirablekishan 5 лет назад

the virgin one killed me 😂

@FMFvideos 5 лет назад

did he kill you?

@sanjeevbalyansb 5 лет назад

Lol it was funny

@ryanbirdman1 5 лет назад

He’s one up on you then, he’s not dead

@charlieimison6355 5 лет назад

Lol

@stabgan 5 лет назад

@ws 2019 he will get eliminated

@sayyurrr 5 лет назад

Who else loves it when Simon goes from really critical to just laughing his guts out in the blink of an eye?

@stevethea5250 5 лет назад

His delivery was slow bit clearly good

@aahilsayed7 Год назад

When Simon gives a standing ovation you already know the performance was great

@pallabdas1440 2 года назад

You guys didn't get him.. He's making comedy of his fears.. He wins the weather 🖤

@ErkFX 5 лет назад

That Isaac Newton joke was so good! Definitely had an unexpected twist at the end of it!

@randallnelson2768 5 лет назад

Was the best joke. The rest were not very good.

@cole4832 5 лет назад

@@randallnelson2768 or maybe it's just not your type of comedy

@stevethea5250 5 лет назад

@@cole4832 I'm gonna steal that

@_Dio_Brando_69 5 лет назад

I saw right where it was going and it was still funny hearing it LOL

@jayhernandez7708 5 лет назад

How do you even understand? You have a roblox icon lmao

@sahuhrithik 5 лет назад

Who else wants to give this guy a big hug. 🙋‍♂

@sharzhay 5 лет назад

Me.. 😩😩

@i_see_u_0_0wweee99 5 лет назад

@ciaobella1232 5 лет назад

Hrithik Sahu Well it cant be a small hug🤔

@naomieveline1594 5 лет назад

🙋‍♀️

@zim5407 5 лет назад

Me!!!

@Fgvv17 5 лет назад

Omg!! His story proves that you don't always have to look brave to be brave. He is pure inspiration

@jessemartinez3825 2 года назад

It’s called being a man.. dafaq

@waste_of_grace 5 лет назад

As someone with severe and crippling social anxiety, this made me feel so many emotions. I’m rooting so hard for him!

@YesPlease1 5 лет назад

Getting on that stage would be hard/scary for 99% of people. The fact that you did it *with diagnosed agoraphobia* means you've really got guts!

@huskysings9536 5 лет назад

yesplease so much respect for the man right!

@rosiered3403 5 лет назад

Comedy always seems to come from a place of pain. Good for you on conquering your fears Kevin.

@thelegend8153 5 лет назад

Rosie Red there is no exception to that rule

@_Medusa. 5 лет назад

True.

@morganga 5 лет назад

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to someone else, while comedy is something awful happening to someone else.

@addyt.9609 5 лет назад

Well said

@TheRudexx 5 лет назад

I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.... :) #Joker

@josephc.558 4 года назад

This guys story is so sad, he actually seems like he would be a really cool guy to hang out with.

@mariusk-l1056 3 года назад

@ashmitrocks1997 Год назад

I'm a beginner comic. I followed Kevin on Instagram a few days ago and last night he followed me back after a conversation! He really is a very supportive, mild mannered guy who just wants to see people write their own success stories! A gem of a man.

@Powerstroke87 5 лет назад

Isaac Newton joke killed for real. Dude seems like a cool cat. Hope life gets infinitely better for him

@abadomtochukwu8123 5 лет назад

Is it just me or is Simon now adorable? He’s become so encouraging and supportive of the contestants. Thanks Simon. We love you

@paLeevang 5 лет назад

Abadom Tochukwu omg thats how i felt too lol

@sarahdixon6011 5 лет назад

It's because he's a dad 😊

@JoeLibby 5 лет назад

That's not Simon! What have they done with Simon?

@africaRBG 5 лет назад

Hes gettin old lol

@jeffreyfox1768 5 лет назад

I miss tougher Simon. And yes he's much nicer and more encouraging... I would guess bc he is a father unlike 6 or 7 years ago

@petercallaghan9851 5 лет назад

That first joke, the one that nobody laughed at, was a killer.

@Allie13Livvy 5 лет назад

I was coming to make this comment. I am so glad I was not the only one that got it

@landalou3303 5 лет назад

I died 😂😂

@franklynonyia1449 5 лет назад

Tbh it was lit

@susangoryan1774 5 лет назад

I liked it too...It went over a lot of heads!

@minminli6248 5 лет назад

It was fantastic. 😊

@mr.minister5018 Год назад

Kevin is a champion!! Overcoming a fear of crowds is very hard, whenever I go through with it there's a thousand thoughts of self doubt. And Kevin managed to pull through all of that, so inspiring ❤️

@tedioustask5714 5 лет назад

I can’t remember the last time I seen Simon Cowell stand and applause for a comedian!

@kagelynx 5 лет назад

Rules for AGT. 1. Have an anime backstory.

@parisienne7544 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@xPhantom27 5 лет назад

Seems legit

@xxxextensioncord3910 5 лет назад

Dude ima say my fish died

@sol666 5 лет назад

Fear of leaving the house is a very real phobia. Don't disrespect a guy who managed to overcome it.

@Toni_Be 5 лет назад

@@sol666 dude he was not disrespecting him i mean its cool that he overcome it but its for real that you need a good story and instantly get through i mean the jokes were not that good but the story was and see what happened i mean im proud of him but hes not that funny and its not a talent that deserves winning 1 mil

@robgronk8453 5 лет назад

This man is so very inspirational. This is what agt is truly all about. Too this man we are all so very proud of you.

@kidrobot. 5 лет назад

its all an act. look at his RU-vid channel.

@kidrobot. 5 лет назад

@Erin B you care.

@franklynonyia1449 5 лет назад

Kevin Schwartz is a legend wherever he is

@chojykukreja2095 5 лет назад

You already won, by just entering this competition. Good on ya champ!

@Mag1c4lyfe 4 года назад

@4:31 "I went to the grocery store. The sign said "NO FOOD OR DRINKS INSIDE" so i went home" LOL

@renaeemorgan8914 5 лет назад

When he said “Instead of watching other people live, I want to live” It was so powerful❤️😭

@Ayrton4everrr 5 лет назад

The saddest clowns, have always been the best comedians. Great guy

@c17a 5 лет назад

And Rodney Dangerfield

@lowxrobin2001 4 года назад

What a kind guy tho, rly

@stelladey8528 5 лет назад

I had tears in my eyes. I've dealt with anxiety depression insomnia and whatnot and I know how hard it is to get out of the bed. Kevin, you are so brave and I wish you all the very best. The fact you stepped out of the house gave me so much hope and courage. I'll pray for all the success for you!

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

Thank you.

@stelladey8528 5 лет назад

@@KevinLSchwartz I wish you all the best. Hope you win this!

@Khous-yg1ur 5 лет назад

I really just want to hug him, I totally understand how he feels in being full of anxiety. He did great and I hope he's on the show for the whole thing

@Khous-yg1ur 5 лет назад

azu111 Wait..... Wait.... I "can't" know what it feels like to be full of anxiety because I'm a "woman"?

@FikomUntarDinaDelany 5 лет назад

it's still with me this fear BUT instead of just watching other people live I want to Live - Kevin Schwartz

@haddijack 5 лет назад

So true 😔😓😢😞😪

@ach3508 5 лет назад

Nothing, but respect for Kevin. Pursue your goals & don’t stop🙏🏻

@colebayer25 2 года назад

I’ve seen this guy in-person four times at open mic nights in the comedy club in Madison he referenced. He was hilarious but didn’t even realize he was on AGT. This is awesome!

@MrEuropeanTv 5 лет назад

I went to the grocery store and sign said no food or drink inside. So I went home Hahahahahah greatest line ever

@Bigbacktivity 5 лет назад

MrEuropeanTv where is the hilariousness in that joke that joke was stupid

@lordkaachan9252 5 лет назад

@@Bigbacktivity what's the point of heading to the store if there is no food or drinks inside?

@Bigbacktivity 5 лет назад

Lord Of Waifus okay but what’s so funny about that it makes no sense

@Bigbacktivity 5 лет назад

Any grocery store has food so if it don’t have food it’s not a grocery store

@lordkaachan9252 5 лет назад

@@Bigbacktivity because the sign in grocery stores that says "no food or drinks inside" is meant that you can't bring in food and drinks from the outside into the store. However how this guy read it , is that there is no food and drinks inside the store therefore losing the purpose of going into the store, and heading home. The joke here is the play on words "no food and drinks inside"

@MilleusPetrozza 5 лет назад

His one liners made me laugh, and his courage brought tears to my eyes.

@nj6530 2 года назад

No ego, no showing off, no bs, huge respect for him. Congrats

@shshshshshshgt 5 лет назад

This guy is a champ. Keep going dude, you’ll only get better.

@kendimuchungi5333 5 лет назад

Totally got his first joke. :-) All the best and God bless!!

@kendimuchungi5333 5 лет назад

@@mgoldenboyz7942 I guess I need to elaborate - I understood and found his joke funny. Comedy is actually extremely subjective. :-)

@MrSickinthemind 5 лет назад

ikr was laughing hard, sadly the audience didn't get it

@jamesbravo8942 5 лет назад

I didnt get it. Whats the joke?

@MrSickinthemind 5 лет назад

@HHF Electronic Internet connection is good in heaven. I'm on a vacation

@farianvix1800 5 лет назад

Pleaese explain the first joke...

@beacea274 5 лет назад

*Instead of watching other people live, i want to live* Wow i felt that

@baileyconradt 5 лет назад

I've been lucky enough to see him at our comedy club in Madison! Congrats, Kevin!

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

Thanks!

@piratepudge7453 4 года назад

This man give me courage❤ God Bless this man❤❤❤

@livingthedash6727 5 лет назад

I believe the goal here is to give him more confidence, which is great because I believe he deserves it. Seems like a very nice and genuine person. A great guy!

@kidrobot. 5 лет назад

its all an act. look at his youtube channel.

@martinn.4061 5 лет назад

@@kidrobot. what's his yt

@kidrobot. 5 лет назад

@@martinn.4061 search his name...

@thesomnograph7278 5 лет назад

@@kidrobot. Just looked at his youtube channel. Doesn't feel like an act to me. He's got the same composure as he did on agt, even reading off of his cards and stuff presumably because he's nervous. Him having a youtube channel in the first place doesn't sound out of the ordinary to me either. Of course if you're going on agt (especially with a fear of performance) you want to have some practice and an audience to encourage you before going in.

@kidrobot. 5 лет назад

@@thesomnograph7278 look at his 1st video. its from 4 years ago. he's basically wearing the same thing and doing the same routine. its all an act. if it wasn't, he would've evolved for the better by now. but i get it, everyone needs a gimmick to stand out. just look at tape face and puddles pity party

@MBranchOfficial 5 лет назад

I have severe anxiety and struggle with agoraphobia, you go Kevin ♥️

@patrickdavis6370 5 лет назад

God Bless :)

@beccaisanerd671 5 лет назад

As a former agoraphobic who still deals with major anxiety, I am sending positive vibes to you!

@rishikesh3021 5 лет назад

Just don't think about what would people say

@tateana5912 5 лет назад

I wanna give him a hug. So damn Brave!

@pastoranthonywright 5 лет назад

He’s great. I laughed at every joke. I hope we get to see a lot more of this guy. He’s hilarious! 😂

@yiyang6142 Год назад

I don’t laugh at any of his jokes, i cant relate to what he’s trying to say

@spotlightawesome 5 лет назад

With respect to Kevin conquering his anxiety, but his psychiatrist is doing a reaaallly great job.

@drealboy_ 5 лет назад

He probably doesn't even remember this he's so drugged

@dothedo3667 5 лет назад

@@drealboy_ he's not drugged, his mind is basically shutting down, it's what happens with such great anxiety. It's the methods that the psychiatrist used that are good, which is what makes the difference.

@drealboy_ 5 лет назад

@@dothedo3667 no. It's the drugs he's on. Benzodiazepines.

5 лет назад

KevinKnox Playlist You're an idiot.

@dothedo3667 5 лет назад

@@drealboy_ Nope, try again.

@bunder9204 5 лет назад

This is how many times he said thank you 👇👇

@riderforlife9498 5 лет назад

Bunder _ I m sorry you r wrong this is how many times he said thankyou 👇👇

@akioozaraga413 5 лет назад

You are both wrong. This is how many thank yous he said. (I liked my own comment) 👇👇

@paigebai3372 5 лет назад

AXN Vlogs 😂

@robert7879 5 лет назад

Dumb post

@bunder9204 5 лет назад

@@robert7879 someone's salty

@sajinraj9024 Год назад

OMG I'm witnessing a man's life changing moment. love this program for no other reason 💞

@dandee6604 5 лет назад

So great his family noticed and was supportive, what great parents 💛

@bornslippy9208 5 лет назад

Bloody brilliant hahaha, My type of comedy, Well done to him.

@ekaterini2957 5 лет назад

Dry clean humor. I love this guy. So funny and so talented -- his jokes require thought and clearly required thought. I can't wait to see him on TV!

@CVo83 5 лет назад

This guy was awesome and I so appreciate his being vulnerable. I hope he feels amazing!

@angelurias5113 5 лет назад

I love this so much , kevin is such a brave man and i could never imagine feeling all the fear he felt during this moment !!! 😭💕

@alfieyeow559 5 лет назад

Aw man this guy got me all choked up. This is what a winner looks like, even though he may not feel it, but he is the bravest man I’ve ever seen

@tayoaluko5547 5 лет назад

He went from not being able to leave to house to killing it on one of the biggest stages in America, I have so much respect for that man

@boyinnabasement 5 лет назад

He was so chill telling those jokes and honestly I think that made them 10x better

@NickLynn 5 лет назад

AGREED 100%

@ricksalas4322 Год назад

Such a great performance, can’t wait to see him in front of a crowd like this again!

@traciewasley7750 5 лет назад

This guy is amazing! Hes so funny I love his style so much. I've been where he has been and I'm so proud of him! I love how he doesn't smile no matter what he says! I hope he goes through I love him!!

@KevinLSchwartz 5 лет назад

Thanks!

@Toad_Moto 5 лет назад

I have one up on Isaac Newton... because I'm not dead. I'm dead. 🤣🤣👏

@hahahaha-oi2jm 5 лет назад

Toad Moto ....but...but...the question is... did you die a virgin? ;)

@benjaminlewis2910 5 лет назад

He's funnier than I am, and I don't even have anxiety! He deserved that ovation.

@tanvirhussain8763 5 лет назад

Could not have said it better. Top comment!

@saniasaeed9698 3 года назад

Really funny and so loveably awkward. I was laughing from the first joke about the blackout

@brian23221 4 года назад

This guy gives me hope in overcoming my anxiety and agoraphobia.

@Plant00based 5 лет назад

I am from Wisconsin and we are all like this dude, gotta love the dry humor ♥️😂

@nicolegall2699 5 лет назад

Kathryn Bartels same! What part of Wisconsin are you from?

@jakobp8758 5 лет назад

I’m from Madison

@nicolegall2699 5 лет назад

Jakob P I’m from Waukesha ^

@colepederson1515 5 лет назад

Kathryn Bartels that’s actually so true tho

@staticunion4448 5 лет назад

Kathryn Bartels this was horrible if he didn’t have that backstory he would be garbage

@Geologically 5 лет назад

Has a backstory = longer videos No sad backstory = 2 minute videos 👏🏻

@stephenn9872 5 лет назад

thats how agt works

@victorserrano7939 5 лет назад

So ur saying tht if Im diagnosed with a mental illness I’ll get more air time 🤔

@sabah3822 5 лет назад

Victor M3 E92 pretty much

@victorserrano7939 5 лет назад

😃😃 I was diagnosed with ADHD, HDMI, HHR, and USB, I should at least get ten minutes 😁

@Rizzgard 5 лет назад

I'll tell you how AGT works ... they've already picked the winner. Voting means nothing. It is just an easy way for the channel executives to tally up the ratings.

@Iammosesraj 5 лет назад

Howard is such a great listener. I've noticed how multiple times on how he creates anecdotes from what the talents say before their performance.

@ola1707 5 лет назад

Even though my story is different from his, but when I see his eyes 👀 I feel I can relate to him ☺️😂😆

@M11G10 5 лет назад

*Just married, makes it sound like they are already disappointed* Man I'm dead literally LoL 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

@xzed6394 5 лет назад

Mayur Gojia no you're literally not

@kagelynx 5 лет назад

Figuratively > Literally

@marlesdk 5 лет назад

I dont get it, can you explain it to me? :D

@madypowell8177 5 лет назад

This is so heartwarming, I want him to be my best friend!!! He seems like someone I would enjoy being around

@ashishtilakraj 5 лет назад

so nice of you to say that..it was heart warming

@loinetupou9920 5 лет назад

I hope that person who made you feel invisible is watching this

@jaybea365 Год назад

OMG F-ing genius, when his first joke fell flat, I didn't understand that, I laughed so damn hard. This is good comedy!

@janyou17 5 лет назад

Im happy he overcome such struggles.. GOD BLESS him

@musicallover8401 5 лет назад

I wish being kind was not out of the norm. This was beautiful!

@Concatenate 5 лет назад

Amen to that.

@davidunoi7099 5 лет назад

First joke was wasted on this audience 😒

@CharlieRootsMusic 5 лет назад

Definitely the ones that never had panic attacks !

@Likasomboooodee 4 года назад

Haha get it! Wasted! Ha ha ok sorry I’ll shut up now

@petermyers479 4 года назад

david Unoi Great joke, wrong place in the bit. Would have worked far better as fourth or fifth joke, AFTER establishing rapport with crowd. Still, well done. The dude has faced his fears, he wins!