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~~~~~~~~ PLEASE RATE & COMMENT~~~~~~~~ Louis CK talks about his daughter and how kids are so annoying.

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@r0yalguy
@r0yalguy 8 лет назад
I love how this turns into a metaphysical discussion......
@cgme7076
@cgme7076 5 лет назад
r0yalguy :: I’d say it was more epistemology. But yeah, pretty interesting discussion at the end there.
@felipesigne901
@felipesigne901 5 лет назад
@@cgme7076 the principles of what is and what is not sounds like prime philosophy (metaphysic) to my ears... but it leads to contradiction principle, so maybe that Aristotle thing only lives on in epistemology nowadays ?
@felipesigne901
@felipesigne901 5 лет назад
@@cgme7076 the what is not can't be is very much some plato discussing parmenide and sophists
@Primitarian
@Primitarian 4 года назад
@@fringedemographic Yes! Epistemology is the study of how we know what we know. But his kid was not asking that, but rather why are things the way they are. Maybe that is the problem with parents today--they think their kids are interested in epistemology when actually it's ontology!
@7Be
@7Be 4 года назад
Philosophical, not metaphysical
@IdahoDali
@IdahoDali 2 года назад
This is one of the best skits I've ever seen in my entire life and I come back to it every few months to relive the heaven.
@KungFuPimp2000
@KungFuPimp2000 Год назад
Why?
@IdahoDali
@IdahoDali Год назад
@@KungFuPimp2000 XD
@musicingflowing
@musicingflowing Год назад
Wine.
@harrymananus5380
@harrymananus5380 6 месяцев назад
@@KungFuPimp2000just shut up and eat damn French fries you little shit
@keelahrose
@keelahrose 10 часов назад
It’s not a “skit” it’s a comedy set.
@corbinsuarez4718
@corbinsuarez4718 Год назад
It gets me every time! “Cause then nothing wouldn’t be! You can’t have nothing isn’t, everything is” 😂😂
@AngelTechno
@AngelTechno 5 лет назад
Because things that are not can't be!
@a.jcheshiremen7822
@a.jcheshiremen7822 4 года назад
Why?
@atlas4497
@atlas4497 4 года назад
@@a.jcheshiremen7822 because then nothing wouldn't be!
@atlas4497
@atlas4497 4 года назад
@@a.jcheshiremen7822 you cant have fucking nothing, can you?!
@a.jcheshiremen7822
@a.jcheshiremen7822 4 года назад
EmreCih Why?
@atlas4497
@atlas4497 4 года назад
@@a.jcheshiremen7822 oh fuck you, eat your French fries you shit!
@josefstalin9678
@josefstalin9678 6 лет назад
"I could beat the shit out of thousands of 2 year olds" Those were the days....
@telsys
@telsys 6 лет назад
I'm not afraid of them cuz they suck.
@chillbrobraggins383
@chillbrobraggins383 5 лет назад
"Why?"
@abuzzedwhaler7949
@abuzzedwhaler7949 6 лет назад
I'm going to name my child PNSNDLTN.
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 5 лет назад
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
@DENISSROMERO
@DENISSROMERO 5 лет назад
@@Horny_Fruit_Flies go clean your room
@georgej8254
@georgej8254 5 лет назад
I did name my first born PNSNDLTN, he's a proctologist now.
@mike2652
@mike2652 4 года назад
I’m gonna name mine PRND4321
@MetaITurtle
@MetaITurtle 3 года назад
actually sounds kinda cool
@kiko-lm1gp
@kiko-lm1gp 4 года назад
Louis C.K.: You can name your kid anything you want. Elon Musk: X Æ A-12
@sportsareforwomen3428
@sportsareforwomen3428 3 года назад
Pronounced X, Aye, Ah, She
@sungod9797
@sungod9797 3 года назад
I knew this comment would be here
@megabugginout
@megabugginout Год назад
Lil Tesla Mc2
@KSmithwick1989
@KSmithwick1989 Год назад
Is his kid a damn battle droid. 😂
@buka9993
@buka9993 2 месяца назад
S-ASH-A
@ecardullo10
@ecardullo10 3 года назад
"Because we're alone in the universe and no one gives a shit about us." Gets me every time!
@anestos2180
@anestos2180 3 года назад
its really funny when you considers the word alone meaning (all one) :)
@mcdickassass
@mcdickassass Год назад
Thanks for letting us know.
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад
@@anestos2180 gibberish
@RPBiohazard
@RPBiohazard Год назад
“Things that are not can’t be!” Always gets me
@kylestenger5318
@kylestenger5318 5 лет назад
Next time kids starting asking why, just say “I don’t know, what do you think?”
@Wil_Dsense
@Wil_Dsense 5 лет назад
Kyle Stenger haha, and then when they give you an answer, ask them, why?😅
@hardlybreathe93
@hardlybreathe93 5 лет назад
Good one! That would make me shut up as a kid and figure it out myself
@hisham-ju2wt
@hisham-ju2wt 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂 smart
@concordetconstabulary219
@concordetconstabulary219 4 года назад
Hahahaha hahahaha oh that’s cute you think that’s gonna stop a child’s questioning. No the only thing that stops the line is sleeping, eating, and videogames.
@YourPalFry
@YourPalFry 4 года назад
@@concordetconstabulary219 And death 😈
@-john2g3
@-john2g3 6 лет назад
"Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff go clean your room"
@davisnicholas9123
@davisnicholas9123 6 лет назад
Jonn Xhaferii i applaud u for using exactly 40 f's
@-john2g3
@-john2g3 6 лет назад
David Nicholas i applaud u for reading 40 f's
@sams_3d_stuff
@sams_3d_stuff 5 лет назад
​ @- John2G ​ @Davis Nicholas I applaud you both Ladies and Gentlemen.
@nihilist1680
@nihilist1680 4 года назад
@@sams_3d_stuff Why?
@paperjawa
@paperjawa 4 года назад
People in this thread can read and write :D
@jlee5490
@jlee5490 3 года назад
That Why bit is one of Louis' best fucking bits ever. What a master.
@rkardos01
@rkardos01 5 лет назад
The question “why” makes you realize how little you know.
@AngelTechno
@AngelTechno Год назад
Just makes you question reality even more
@estebanrodriguez1175
@estebanrodriguez1175 6 месяцев назад
Why?
@daheiji
@daheiji 3 месяца назад
Shut up and eat your French fries
@sparklywastaken1426
@sparklywastaken1426 5 лет назад
Things that are not, can’t be!
@jenns.5791
@jenns.5791 6 лет назад
my 6-year old has been going through this "whhhy??" phase. omg it neverrr ends. ..this skit is spot on. you end up coming up with the craziest answers. lol.
@jenns.5791
@jenns.5791 6 лет назад
Donna Peroche lol. wow. you sound like you don't even care about yourself harboring that much anger and hate. sounds fun. it really does. good luck with that.
@jenns.5791
@jenns.5791 6 лет назад
Donna Peroche lol. wow. that's a comeback if I've ever heard one. go get 'em champ!!
@msagzjr.4641
@msagzjr.4641 6 лет назад
Donna Peroche Wow you must be one BIG ball of sunshine....You fucking asshat
@msagzjr.4641
@msagzjr.4641 6 лет назад
Donna Peroche Says the girl who makes fun of other people's kids for no god damn reason whatsoever
@jenns.5791
@jenns.5791 6 лет назад
Michael Jr Sadgwar thanks Michael! I'm glad RU-vid has my back. 😊 Donna is a piece of work, eh? lol. poor Donna.
@blackblurable
@blackblurable 5 лет назад
Because somethings are and somethings are not! You can’t have nothing isn’t! Good lord that shit gets me every time lol
@rustyshackleford7179
@rustyshackleford7179 11 лет назад
Comedy Of The Gods.
@Stitches776
@Stitches776 6 лет назад
My grandpa use to call me a why owl.
@emz2969
@emz2969 6 лет назад
Why?
@marmarmgrath
@marmarmgrath 5 лет назад
Awwwwwww.....mine called me the why bird.....good times
@nextari
@nextari 4 года назад
@@marmarmgrath oh my gosh how sad did it stop your inquiry into the world around you? do you know a lot of things?
@71sc502
@71sc502 4 года назад
Why
@harshitb8967
@harshitb8967 3 года назад
Why we exist? The world is 'God' or 'made up of God' or 'Nature' or simply 'Existence'... But have we ever thought why we have to exist..? Why God or even anything exists in the first place..? Philosophers discuss 'WHAT' of world.. Mythologies satisfies our 'HOW' of world.. But i think, nothing can satisfy 'WHY' of this world... Because that will be the 'purpose' of this world, that may be something which is simply out of human mind's thinking ability.. Like table cannot see us.. Or maybe only because our human mind thinks in a cause-effect manner, we think that there must be some cause, some purpose behind this creation, behind everything that exists. This may not be the case.. Reality may be something completely different concept.. It may be the possibility that it is a 'Point' and we are drawing 'Lines' upto somewhere because we are a Line. Nonetheless, one thing is sure, at least for me, that 'It' includes 'me'. Point can make Lines for sure. Can we doubt even this..?
@entaditorium
@entaditorium 2 года назад
Need to watch this every now and then to get some laughter. One of the best pieces of comedy I've heard. "things that aren't can't be!" lol!
@sunnieshell
@sunnieshell 4 года назад
I remember watching this, late one night, while my doubles were 2 years old. So relatable ☺ I was only dying-laughing! Still love it! 😄😂
@jeffthomas442
@jeffthomas442 3 года назад
Literally best 10 minute stretch to close a show I’ve ever scene.
@Absurdword
@Absurdword 3 года назад
Super fuckin tight set, one of my all time favorites of his.
@aelechko
@aelechko 2 года назад
There's tons of edits here. It's like 25 minutes with a bunch of funny bits missing
@upinsmoke2897
@upinsmoke2897 4 года назад
"Because there'd be giants ants with top hats dancing around. There's no room for all that shit." LMAO!!!
@austinsandifer5006
@austinsandifer5006 4 года назад
"I'm not afraid of her,she's two"😂😂😂😂😂
@___jd
@___jd 2 года назад
"Things that are not can't be!" "Why?" "Because then nothing wouldn't be! You can't have fucken nothing isn't, everything is!"
@GuruPremierGangStarr
@GuruPremierGangStarr 8 месяцев назад
I don't know anymore things, those are all the things I know 😂
@mikeh4327
@mikeh4327 4 года назад
Second time i watch this. Both times made me cry from laughter. He is simple the best!
@unexplicablebliss
@unexplicablebliss 12 лет назад
Greatest Comedian of all time.
@spursnation4737
@spursnation4737 2 года назад
Louis CK and Dave Chappelle. The 2 greatest ever
@LinusFeynstein
@LinusFeynstein 2 года назад
@@spursnation4737 plus Loriot
@saigelevi
@saigelevi 2 года назад
Agreed
@willemdafuck
@willemdafuck 2 года назад
George Carlin, Louis, Dave Chappelle. Burr is on his way up there too.
@Timo_Adventures
@Timo_Adventures 2 года назад
@@willemdafuck dont forget Norm, rip
@Tinman710
@Tinman710 6 лет назад
"No, no we don't, actually" lmaoo
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 2 года назад
2009 was so long ago... his second kid is old enough to find this video and learn about the night of his conception
@sabina3515
@sabina3515 6 лет назад
who else got a heavy second of grief between all the laughs and tears for how almost everyone loses the beautiful ability of critical thinking
@Human20X6
@Human20X6 4 года назад
I see that Louis is a Parmenidean. "What is not cannot be."
@robert5976
@robert5976 6 лет назад
This is such a good bit 😁
@karenwydra5059
@karenwydra5059 Год назад
I have watched it before and just watched it again so very funny!
@morralo
@morralo 6 лет назад
living genius
@RSClassicAngel
@RSClassicAngel 5 лет назад
We need him back!
@Pattern51lover
@Pattern51lover 3 года назад
The last minute is soooo fucking good! 😂🤣😂🤣
@drbwhit
@drbwhit 2 года назад
One of the greats comedy special of all time
@ssgtblackmamba7991
@ssgtblackmamba7991 2 года назад
I love the fact I had the exact first predicted reaction when I first saw this (before kids) "I will answer all of their questions". And now I have 2 kids I'm not even saying "fuck you eat your fries". After answering 87 "why's", I'll just ignore them and they go find something else to play with....
@Shadowdreamer4
@Shadowdreamer4 13 лет назад
I feel so bad for my parents...they had six of us O.o
@Paraclete333
@Paraclete333 5 лет назад
Well guess where you all came from
@ingvarhallstrom2306
@ingvarhallstrom2306 4 года назад
To make it a Louis CK bit: Imagine how good the sex must've been for your parents to still wanted to have more?
@Shadowdreamer4
@Shadowdreamer4 4 года назад
@@ingvarhallstrom2306 🤢
@shanequastunningbrave5376
@shanequastunningbrave5376 2 года назад
Why?
@Giggiyygoo
@Giggiyygoo 6 лет назад
This is great material, makes me glad I got snipped at a young age with no kids.
@nickdenek7742
@nickdenek7742 5 лет назад
miss this guy....
@Rdmz805
@Rdmz805 11 месяцев назад
“Eric you FUCKIN’ asshole.” I fucking cried laughing
@pmarreck
@pmarreck 3 месяца назад
14 years after this was posted, I finally have a 3 year old and this is spot-on, in fact he is EXACTLY in his own “why” phase now!
@frequenco5545
@frequenco5545 2 года назад
"Because things that are not, can't *be*!" That's a statement Nietsche would be delighted at it's simplicity.
@Bostaffninja88
@Bostaffninja88 11 лет назад
The thing about asking why happens between little kids as much as it does parent and child. And he's right it gets abstract after awhile.
@Marcuys
@Marcuys 5 лет назад
This is a great set
@cpsavage2005
@cpsavage2005 3 года назад
Love this.
@duncanmackenzie4656
@duncanmackenzie4656 4 года назад
came back to see this after i heard what elon musk named his kid.
@austinbryan6759
@austinbryan6759 5 лет назад
Children in that phase are like crazy philosophic scienticists
@draxxthemsclounts2478
@draxxthemsclounts2478 Год назад
Yeah it's the socratic method
@lOVESKULLX
@lOVESKULLX 3 месяца назад
Im 28 now. About to have a kid any day now and rewatching this since it has been uploaded 😂
@CataclysmiCCalyx
@CataclysmiCCalyx 4 года назад
When his 2nd kid gets older and sees this...
@JJ-qo7th
@JJ-qo7th 2 года назад
I've heard that when small children ask why, it's often because that's the word they know which gets you to dispense more information. They don't want to know literally why; they just want to know more.
@allanshpeley4284
@allanshpeley4284 Год назад
Why?
@arimoss4526
@arimoss4526 6 лет назад
when your kid askes you a stupid question, just answer something they'll only get 12 years from now. Like: The sky is blue because the atmosphere is collecting the colors of space and the sun combined with its own small tint, that's why when the sun leaves it becomes black because the yellow contrast has vanished and now the absence of light allows you to see stars!
@crazedxi2098
@crazedxi2098 5 лет назад
Ari Moss r/iamverysmart
@niksonitis
@niksonitis 3 года назад
Why
@arimoss4526
@arimoss4526 3 года назад
@@niksonitis Touchè
@christopherevensen4942
@christopherevensen4942 2 года назад
Not a bad strategy, actually. Kids aren't stupid, just ignorant, and primed to absorb information. Give them that knowledge while the getting's good, who knows what'll stick!
@CrunchyG3D
@CrunchyG3D 6 лет назад
This bit "Why" was in his show up *Lucky Louie*
@veronicatoothpaste8576
@veronicatoothpaste8576 6 лет назад
You can only use the alphabet to name your kid in California meaning no Spanish symbols
@joemiester31
@joemiester31 3 года назад
I don't know any more things. These are all the things that I know. Hahaha. I say this constantly.
@grantleavitt6260
@grantleavitt6260 Год назад
This is from the 1989 hbo series "One Night Stand." The full Louis CK episode is about half an hour long and is available on RU-vid as of September 2023
@DanyloZ
@DanyloZ 2 года назад
Anybody know which special this is from? I've been looking for it for a while.
@DCMan06
@DCMan06 4 месяца назад
It was from his HBO's One Night Stand.
@יצחקצדיק-ז2ה
@יצחקצדיק-ז2ה 6 лет назад
2:28 " there is nothing here " 😂😂😂😂😂
@shyambuddh5546
@shyambuddh5546 5 лет назад
2:45
@Lamarandteddy
@Lamarandteddy 5 месяцев назад
Because things that are not can't BE!
@pablozeking3509
@pablozeking3509 6 лет назад
5:52 am and I'm sitting here laughing my ass of at Louis ck
@askingwhyisfree7436
@askingwhyisfree7436 6 лет назад
OMG THIS IS WHERE THEY GOT THE SKYRIM CROUCH MECHANIC!!!! *crouch* npc:"where the fuck is he????"
@EPlTHANY
@EPlTHANY Год назад
Everything that can will become and nothing will not be
@EPlTHANY
@EPlTHANY Год назад
@ZogDestroyer420 divine revelation
@Rhodiac
@Rhodiac Год назад
Based
@MaraBuilds
@MaraBuilds 8 месяцев назад
As a Parent of 2 little girls I am signing under this!
@sunkid86
@sunkid86 5 лет назад
"You can't have nothign fucking isn't."
@blueoreo0586
@blueoreo0586 4 года назад
Miss Louis CK
@DodaGarcia
@DodaGarcia 3 года назад
137 ants in top hats disliked this
@ammiella
@ammiella 13 лет назад
I just say weird shit to kids who ask me questions. "Why is the sky blue?" "God spilled a bucket of paint." "Why isn't the waitress here?" "Sshh she told me before that she hates you that's why she's not coming." Good thing they never believe me or I'd feel terrible lololol
@Cloud_Envious
@Cloud_Envious 2 года назад
Between him and Dave I don’t know who’s my favorite
@bjrnb9042
@bjrnb9042 5 лет назад
Here in Norway, my name was illegal for a while. Bjørn means bear in English. Now it legal again, I think.
@atlas4497
@atlas4497 5 лет назад
Your new name is "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF". Its legal now.
@ingvarhallstrom2306
@ingvarhallstrom2306 4 года назад
Why would it be illegal?
@beegyoshi5301
@beegyoshi5301 3 года назад
Skjer a bjørn
@demianschultz3749
@demianschultz3749 9 месяцев назад
He is the greatest among the greatest
@MLFreese
@MLFreese 3 года назад
John conner: "Jesus! You were gonna' kill that guy!" Terminator: "Of course. I'm a Terminator." John Conner.: "Listen to me very carefully OK? You're not a Terminator anymore, alright? You got that?!" Terminator "Why?" John Conner.: "You just can't go around killing people!" Terminator: "Why?" John Conner.: "What do you mean, "why"? 'Cause you can't!" Terminator: "Why?" John Conner: "'Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this." Terminator: "Why?" John Conner.: "OH FUCK YOU! SHUT UP AND DO YOUR MISSION YOU LITTLE SHIT, GOD DAMN IT!"
@jordanatack
@jordanatack 7 лет назад
I would name my kid Fffffffhh
@bigdougbarkz
@bigdougbarkz Год назад
Because things that are not, CAN'T BE.
@Richard-Gore
@Richard-Gore 5 лет назад
7:25 When the Why part is about to start lol
@casualtom907
@casualtom907 3 года назад
Fucking Dick!
@saltedsnail9887
@saltedsnail9887 6 лет назад
Actually there really should be some sort of law, my grandmother's parents were horrible people that shouldn't have been parents and on my grandma's birthday certificate her name is "small child" didn't even have the decency to give their own child a name (She is now known as Kathy and she's awesome)
@amonra9726
@amonra9726 4 года назад
Wtf
@michaels.330
@michaels.330 2 года назад
But there are already limits tho. You cant name your child Adolf Hitler Satan.
@forrestperkins6237
@forrestperkins6237 Год назад
Oh u absolutely can
@man-observing-world
@man-observing-world 2 года назад
Such a legend!!
@89strangelove
@89strangelove 5 лет назад
Louie, louie, louie, louie
@watchALLthethings
@watchALLthethings 5 лет назад
Why? BECAUSE THEN NOTHING WOULDN'T BE! YOU CAN'T HAVE FUCKING NOTHING ISN'T, EVERYTHING IS! My sides.
@BlackShieldEntertainment
@BlackShieldEntertainment 2 года назад
I just realized Louis had to have gotten the idea for this by listening to Alan Watt's speech titled "On being God" 1 hour and 8 minutes into it.
@jenniferkokoska2631
@jenniferkokoska2631 3 года назад
Sing for the laughter of just for today 😆
@jermainemorton7112
@jermainemorton7112 5 лет назад
Ladies and gentlemen and Mike was the funny two names
@MurkedStat
@MurkedStat Год назад
You can't have nothing isn't, everything is. 😂🤣😂
@MarshallWolfMiller
@MarshallWolfMiller Год назад
Louis later used this bit, 7:38, for the pilot episode of Lucky Louie
@NattY905
@NattY905 2 года назад
My nephew is in his why phase right now
@Renatus_Eruditus
@Renatus_Eruditus Год назад
In retrospect, "PXNDLTN" has zero vowels. 🤣
@wikiwikiwee1
@wikiwikiwee1 4 года назад
There are actually naming laws basically no swears and no numbers, you can name your kid “five” but not “5”
@wikiwikiwee1
@wikiwikiwee1 4 года назад
There are a few laws for naming kids, its mostly stuff like no weird symbols, no numbers, and no swears
@tryhardtrynot
@tryhardtrynot 13 лет назад
Yeah, you're there. HAHAHAHA
@NattySplatties
@NattySplatties 12 лет назад
Which special was this?
@grannywalter
@grannywalter Год назад
Ah, I remember how I didn't have a kid and thought that these were jokes xD
@emilykluge4459
@emilykluge4459 4 года назад
From 9:10... Pei Wei`s "Justification of Being"
@andrewyoung8550
@andrewyoung8550 5 лет назад
She’s hiding like its fallout 4
@Marcus_Halberstram
@Marcus_Halberstram 5 месяцев назад
"Clouds form when there is vapor 🤷‍♂"
@grannywalter
@grannywalter 2 года назад
I've watched this so many times, but I've just noticed now that he called consonants vowels
@yuzualuett717
@yuzualuett717 6 лет назад
Always use birth control
@BrandonKratz-ey5qd
@BrandonKratz-ey5qd Год назад
Best
@henrikstabrand391
@henrikstabrand391 2 года назад
FACTS this man spttin
@nateb4543
@nateb4543 3 года назад
I'm here cause my 2 yr old started asking why?
@RR_DM
@RR_DM 9 месяцев назад
🖊Tu Chang: Captain, something's wrong we're too low, holy f*ck, onomotapouia, ouchie...✒ (hola, Katherine) genre: wordpLay
@costantinosiclari2423
@costantinosiclari2423 3 года назад
SOMEBODY what special is this from??
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