In this great series of calls, Adam gives the caller Bill diet advice while trying to motivate him to better himself. Next, Mitch calls with a question about having anal sex with his girlfriend, and hilarity ensues.
Oh yeah I'm eating right, i get up every morning, have myself a big bowl of oatmeal and a couple bowls of Special K, half a sack of toast and a baguette... ...then I take some peanut butter and I roll it in two scoops of white flower and I wash that down with some Ovaltine and then half a grapefruit and I'm on the road.
The stupider people just didn't understand that that Adam and Drew _weren't in their life._ It never occurred to them that Adam had NO WAY of knowing what kind of truck engine they had, or where their boyfriend worked, and he was just _nailing_ these things with uncanny precision. It didn't occur to them because their frame of reference was so tiny, they thought the whole world knew about their shitty job or their boyfriend or whatever. And a lot of people like Mitch would answer questions with "Yeah" when the _true_ answer would be "I don't know". Because they thought it didn't make a difference. They're used to people NOT listening to them, so they stupidly think it doesn't matter what they say. Which is a self-perpetuating cycle, because the stupider they get, the more wrong answers they give ... the less anybody wants to listen to them. I LIKED when Adam would occasionally say "I can't talk to this caller" and go on a rant. But it was the "yeah" that bothered me about Mitch more than the "uhh". When Adam was on LoveLine, I was with a GF who got stoned often, and would turn into a moron like this Mitch. It was a fucking tragedy. Pot may do good for some people, but this was a naturally smart and funny woman who was deliberately dulling her brain down, becoming stupid and boring to talk to, and I began to feel like, "Hey, you are _intellectually cheating_ on me!" I grew to hate marijuana culture and the people who promote it.
