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Showcases a perfect example of the dumb callers that call in on Loveline. There's a classic, hilarious drop at the end.

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@boatsplanestrainsNEC
@boatsplanestrainsNEC 13 лет назад
"She's laughing because she's stupid and she's stalling for TIME!" Hahahaha!!
@MichaelFoisset
@MichaelFoisset 9 лет назад
"How tall are you? I'm 5'12". Almost 6" lol
@portaadonai
@portaadonai 8 лет назад
+Michael Foisset I think you mean 6'. 6" is 6 inches. Ironically people in construction might be lol at you. No offense
@MegaCocacolafan
@MegaCocacolafan 8 лет назад
+Jeff Cram The 5' 12" is another loveline classic call. Search for it on youtube it's fantastic.
@IBBangin19
@IBBangin19 12 лет назад
"I will see you in estimation hell." That line just absolutely cracked me up.
@AlecKronicle
@AlecKronicle 14 лет назад
god listening to this show practically makes me cry... used to stay up and listen to it every night in my bed, unknown to my parents, at age 10-12... now I'm 17 and I wish for times like that to come back to me. guess this is what growing up feels like
@musstta01
@musstta01 2 года назад
@Chris Holy fucking shit just now was I thinking "bro you're only 17, it hasn't even been that long" until I read your comment
@spencersharp
@spencersharp Год назад
lmao this mouth breather was being nostalgic about a show that had been off the air for only 4 years lmao its been 22 years now and his comment is how i feel
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic Год назад
Now you're about 30. Gee wiz time flies.
@SpookeyClown
@SpookeyClown 8 лет назад
"THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!!!!"
@TheBrownNote2007
@TheBrownNote2007 15 лет назад
Adam Carolla will never be defeated. He was the best host ever. It was at it's finest when it was Riki Racthman, Adam, and Drew. Classic stuff.
@ink5353
@ink5353 12 лет назад
working in a technical field, i have to agree. 70 cents is an outrage
@kevinISaSEXYbeast1
@kevinISaSEXYbeast1 13 лет назад
i listen to this every night when i go to bed lol
@alexathehuman
@alexathehuman 15 лет назад
I loved listening to Loveline. It made me feel so much better about myself.
@teamconspiracy
@teamconspiracy 2 года назад
Still does right?
@GoblinXXX
@GoblinXXX 15 лет назад
"Listen Stonehenge..." I love that.
@ricker76er
@ricker76er 5 месяцев назад
Greatest insult ever.
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад
Similar shit has happened to me so many times when asking basic information from women. It is so infuriating, you are convinced that they are pretending to be that dense
@YoungNino2017
@YoungNino2017 5 месяцев назад
I dated a girl who had a degree in anthropology from UCLA, she couldn't define what anthropology is. And, much like this caller, she didn't simply not know, her response to "what is anthropology," consisted of her realizing I knew she didn't know what the word was defined as and sent her into a long winded equivocation about how it could means different things to different people and blah blah blah. Really the bitch just like international travel so she picked a major that would allow her to do that.
@NYStateOfMind986
@NYStateOfMind986 10 лет назад
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...
@mbizzlehere9799
@mbizzlehere9799 7 лет назад
"Is Phyllis Diller on the other line?" I lost it 😂😂
@prod1gy3000
@prod1gy3000 15 лет назад
I used to listen to this show from about 2000-2002 religiously every night. And I gotta tell you, I learned more about the stupidity of the youth than I did anything else. I was speechless on at least one occasion every night on account of a callers stupidity. I think that and Adam Corolla's wit were a tie for entertainment value and why I listened EVERY FUCK night.
@jasonw131
@jasonw131 9 лет назад
She couldn't have been sober. Remember the D.U.I.'s she mentioned? She probably got wasted before calling in.
@ChEeZeBaLL999
@ChEeZeBaLL999 14 лет назад
listen stonehenge
@ricker76er
@ricker76er 5 месяцев назад
Greatest insult ever!
@GrimFox
@GrimFox 14 лет назад
When Adam just jumps into his rage-voice, I can't help but laugh my fucking ass off.
@jennapsyed
@jennapsyed 12 лет назад
Sounds like Seth Green.
@AMVmakerAyu
@AMVmakerAyu 14 лет назад
"Oh, that's right, you can't talk to women about measurement."
@correip
@correip 13 лет назад
since she had so many DUIs, adam should have asked her how tall a beer bottle is
@cooljules05
@cooljules05 13 лет назад
"just because i enjoy pain" ohhh adam
@davisgrendel9448
@davisgrendel9448 3 года назад
Adam is 100% correct
@OurFantasyLife
@OurFantasyLife 15 лет назад
"Let's go back to the 60's when we started this call" LOL
@Sublime_37
@Sublime_37 Год назад
I completely forgot about Loveline, I used to listen to them every week, this was the greatest podcast lol.
@joeriginal
@joeriginal 14 лет назад
I started listening in '92 but I haven't listened in a while, I remember back then Ricky Rackman was co-host and in '94 Adam came in the picture and it was all 3 for a few weeks and then Ricky left to get his own radio show and I was bummed out that he left but then I noticed Adam was funnier so it all worked out. 10 years after Adam left and I only listen now and then.
@dgr89cof
@dgr89cof 13 лет назад
GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.
@andybyrd4107
@andybyrd4107 2 года назад
Love the revelation that the whole time she thought that the door was a metaphor for something, presumably her vagina. Another problem with the way women think is that they are incapable of taking anything literally. Everything has a subtext or is a metaphor for something else.
@blackbart1234
@blackbart1234 11 лет назад
if i was 6 ft tall i would tell people 5'12" just because most people would be utterly confused and the response would be hilarious.
@sidenicgga3800
@sidenicgga3800 11 лет назад
This lady is pissing me off much more than she should...
@neilchair
@neilchair 14 лет назад
This the greatest clip I've listened to today and I've listened to a LOT. I am seriously having to turn it off so I can finish the last 10 minutes of my cubicled day without keeling over with laughter.
@elementz1986
@elementz1986 13 лет назад
God I miss the Drew/Carolla days of Loveline....this was my sexual education growing up :)
@Jonesin44
@Jonesin44 7 лет назад
definitely not a jew.
@Neurotranz
@Neurotranz 14 лет назад
"Are you considered retarded? Because I'm gonna start being nice and feeling sorry for you in a second." OMG I can't wait to say that to someone! :)
@haveatomato
@haveatomato 16 лет назад
omg i was in tears listening to this. and that drop was aweomse "5'12....almost 6" LOL
@EddieMush
@EddieMush 10 лет назад
t-t-t-t-today junior!
@thedemonnemo
@thedemonnemo 12 лет назад
From the 2006 IRC: - R311.4.2 Door type and size. The required exit door shall be a side-hinged door not less than 3' in width and 6'8" in height. Other doors shall not be required to comply with these minimum dimensions. - 5. Door openings within a dwelling unit or sleeping unit shall not be less than 78" in height. - 6. Exterior door openings in dwelling units and sleeping units, other than the required exit door, shall not be less than 76" in height.
@moparmonster1965
@moparmonster1965 16 лет назад
They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. I'm an expert in the latter.
@JK-cz6bu
@JK-cz6bu 3 года назад
3:14 is why we love Adam 😂😂😂😂
@TheBrownNote2007
@TheBrownNote2007 15 лет назад
Hahahaha... "I will see you in Estimation Hell.." Adam is the man...
@doyley1999
@doyley1999 16 лет назад
Adam was awesome. And it's true - the vast majority of women I've worked with have sucked at making spacial rationalizations.
@leilalover
@leilalover 14 лет назад
I remember listening to this live years ago. Weird, lol.
@NiceBoysWin
@NiceBoysWin 15 лет назад
now that carolla is free from free fm, i'm crossing for adam's loveline comeback.
@DarthMink
@DarthMink 15 лет назад
I can't believe she doesn't understand the question.
@ubwcolt
@ubwcolt 12 лет назад
The problem is Adam made a joke in the beginning about her clitoris, and she didn't realize he was just joking, so when he followed up with a question about "her doorway" she thought that was a euphemism for some part of her sexual anatomy.
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 7 лет назад
Jason Crispell that's why she's a fucking idiot.
@DrMackSplackem
@DrMackSplackem 2 года назад
@@Virjunior01 The answer to everything is to apply a little coke to the tip and carry on.
@raw_si_siht
@raw_si_siht 12 лет назад
"I talk to a Chia Pet I get more answers". lmao
@Vicvines
@Vicvines 15 лет назад
the floor is where your feet go!
@nozerty
@nozerty 16 лет назад
lmao! "five foot 12 almost 6" and at first i thought "doorway was a metaphor too but after the second time i frikin got the hint
@Louisvilleslugger11
@Louisvilleslugger11 10 лет назад
Classic radio haha
@Shiggen
@Shiggen 16 лет назад
$0.70 is truly an outrage especially for this girl. I've listened to this episode and this bit about 20 times over the past year or so and i always verbally say "oh wow" at 5:17. it makes no sense
@anwarabdullah6723
@anwarabdullah6723 2 года назад
If u said this today there would be outrage
@galleryofrogues
@galleryofrogues Год назад
I like when Adam loses it and calls the first caller a witch, hahahaha
@UnGato7
@UnGato7 15 лет назад
He's hilarious, but I'm always a little concerned that he's serious about everything.
@jdub8721
@jdub8721 2 года назад
Crazy how times have changed in just 13 years.
@YoungNino2017
@YoungNino2017 Год назад
this is so amazing and needs to come back... this is how stupid women were 15+ years ago... imagine NOW!
@MaryTheresa1986
@MaryTheresa1986 15 лет назад
This girl sounds like the woman who called in to thank Stryker for sharing the cork screw method.
@jsn1981
@jsn1981 15 лет назад
it was the january fifth, 2005 episode where linkin park was on. the charity was tsunami relief. i've been listening to old episodes and just happened to be in that time frame so i've been hearing the followups as well. haven't gotten to the astrophysicist yet though.
@vaderisasoxfan
@vaderisasoxfan 12 лет назад
T-T-TODAY JOONYUH
@Brade
@Brade 14 лет назад
I guessed 8 feet on the door, but I'm a short man at 5'6 so in my mind doorways seem way higher :X
@corp0ral
@corp0ral 13 лет назад
"I talk to a Chia Pet, I'd get more answers"
@rhythmtone
@rhythmtone 5 месяцев назад
"The floor is where your feet go, right?!" 😂
@captainpegs07
@captainpegs07 13 лет назад
1. woman 2. canadian I was actually IMPRESSED with her brains.
@GrassValleyGreg
@GrassValleyGreg 13 лет назад
Adam and Drew were awesome. I still like Loveline but I do miss the old days
@ponder2006
@ponder2006 14 лет назад
Adam is A GENIUS
@jtrigoboff
@jtrigoboff 16 лет назад
9-01-2003 with Seth Green. Classic episode
@dustinf11
@dustinf11 12 лет назад
Anyone who didn't know what he was talking about was either not paying attention or as clueless as she was. Plain and simple.
@thedenimeffect
@thedenimeffect 12 лет назад
i miss this show, DAMN YOU D/FW!
@yiassoufile
@yiassoufile 13 лет назад
i remember listening to this love..fucking classic..i miss this
@calvinlotz
@calvinlotz 14 лет назад
I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).
@krohn23
@krohn23 13 лет назад
@hetnerd yes go to there site and find out what station is near you new episode Sunday - thursday
@miamikid08sdad
@miamikid08sdad 15 лет назад
Yesterday they chatted with a guy who claimed that he "blasted" six to eight times a day. The guys were wondering what came out the eighth time, whether it was powder, a ghost or one's soul.
@that1electrician
@that1electrician 13 лет назад
IM OUTRAGED ITS OVER 40 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR. I REALLY AM.
@caj1119
@caj1119 2 года назад
"Ditzy" doesn't even touch the tip of this iceberg. More like a drunk that didn't consume any alcohol if such a thing is possible.
@tomasjose415
@tomasjose415 15 лет назад
David Alan Grier:I will be on Loveline tonight with Adam Carolla. Listen up !!
@NMC21887
@NMC21887 15 лет назад
I remember that episode! That guy was so stoned!
@JJtoob
@JJtoob 10 лет назад
LMAO Here's the original: Loveline - 5'12"... almost 6 feet.
@arandajose20
@arandajose20 15 лет назад
this show is still on 10 pm 2 12pm Chicago time.
@kazecam
@kazecam 14 лет назад
@Hakuro10 no that was seth green. That 's why adam called him "seth"
@Frode4007
@Frode4007 15 лет назад
OMG! when did that happen? i havent listened in a few weeks? this is exciting!
@motorchad
@motorchad 14 лет назад
best phone call ever. period.
@shootme243
@shootme243 15 лет назад
lmfao the end is classic
@2000LightYearsAway
@2000LightYearsAway 13 лет назад
"Listen, you wench..." God I love the Ace Man
@seeman2010vg
@seeman2010vg 13 лет назад
"Listen, Stonehenge."
@VastChoirs
@VastChoirs 16 лет назад
awesome!!
@Leethellama
@Leethellama 14 лет назад
"and tell your husband he did a good job writing that down on a piece of scratch paper."
@ragingsquism
@ragingsquism 15 лет назад
love line is the best!
@animeadictgirl
@animeadictgirl 13 лет назад
@samonzo1221 same. parts of middle and high school i couldn't sleep without listening to loveline. i'm just staring to listen to it again.
@dubzt3hdon
@dubzt3hdon 13 лет назад
I'm like 5' 12" almost 6' HAHAHA
@edgurrr
@edgurrr 15 лет назад
i agree. but i also enjoyed david alan grier's days on loveline! those are great!
@skylinegt311
@skylinegt311 15 лет назад
his last show was april 17....and u can thank anderson for adam not makin an appereance on last nights show. Tom Green didnt show up and Dr. Drew said "call Carolla get him in here or call andy dick" Anderson "i call andy dick"
@tesoritopr
@tesoritopr 15 лет назад
i think communication was the real issue here. she obviously thought he was talking about something else
@doblefrijol4658
@doblefrijol4658 15 лет назад
I heard that he volunteered to leave in order for the station to cut costs...Something about they didn't have enough money to pay the salaries of both Stryker and Dr. Drew. "On April 22, 2009, Stryker announced that due to financial cutbacks at Westwood One, he would be leaving the show. Dr. Drew will continue to host the show with a rotating cast of co-hosts and guests."
@akendall97
@akendall97 13 лет назад
@captainpegs07 Because it said she was from Ontario means she's Canadian? Or did you hear that Carolla mentioned Ontario is also a city in California??
@summercures2
@summercures2 13 лет назад
@gd129: I kind of get what you're saying. It could in fact be the reason why she was confused by the question. Possibly. Good insight :)
@guyNbluejeans
@guyNbluejeans 14 лет назад
I like Adam, he's a real talent. I was turned off by Dr. Drew around 4-years ago because once a young lady called the show and was clearly depressed and thinking about throwing in the towel. Drew was cold and harsh towards her and said some crap about how she was just trying to get attention, and so he hung up on her and the show went on. After that I never much liked the guy.
@Mkrmnxn
@Mkrmnxn 6 лет назад
God I have these conversations all the time with my girlfriend
@ArtemisCelestia
@ArtemisCelestia 12 лет назад
At first I was offended, but then I laughed until I cried.
@DeAd14EteRNiTy
@DeAd14EteRNiTy 15 лет назад
thanks!
@joeriginal
@joeriginal 11 лет назад
It's all in good fun, just like women make fun of men, like not being able to put down the toilet seat etc.
@eLkO187
@eLkO187 16 лет назад
LOL nobody rips into another as hard as Adam does.
@CrossKiryu
@CrossKiryu 16 лет назад
Oh, that was great!
@Frode4007
@Frode4007 15 лет назад
I miss adam! Bring him back!
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