Low Tier God Vs Messmer The Impaler 

Aint no way he dashboard mere seconds after being command grabbed by a boss 😭😭😭😭

Elden ring is remedial. You would NEVER catch him lose in Dark Souls 2.

"Rat mixed with a wild boar" I mean the word hippopotamus was right there but ight

I’m surprised Dale didn’t say that Messmer was stream sniping.

Messmer the Impaler was giving Dale the Saturn Stick nonstop 😂

It's funny how the enemy keeps hitting him even after he's dead.😂 "It ain't that serious!!!"

"I might have to come back to this later." Lol! Come back and do WHAT?! You already cheated to max lvl!

"If this was a real Souls game, you'd never see me take an L to no boss fight"

0:31 "Acting like you won't get command grabbed!" Smug

Messmer was torching him. Wasn't letting him breathe for a minute. 😂

its cute that LTG still thinks you can cheese the game with Frost Stomp🤣🤣

19:26 "Please sandbag for me Messmer just like my Smash Lobbies." Dale😭

Dale getting bullied by firebenders

Oldhead really has the reaction speed of a sloth in quicksand.

He's trash at everything 😂😂😂😂

He really can't celebrate and go "SWAG BABY" after getting mopped by this boss so many times, haha.

"Is this really necessary for a corny ass video game" There you have it folks.

Haha how does Dale "love the game" yet still doesn't know after it being out 2 plus years that you can't just mash attack in these kinds of games? Level 420 something though legitimately, right?

thanks for delivering the constant comedy revolver, dale getting cut to precise gives me hope for the world.

Getting help from his chat while using cheats... Absolutely disgusting 🧐

24:30 lmao didn’t he say he was in the “high 7s” when someone called him broke for getting a house with his butt buddy

If it wasnt for the mimic tear dale would've been stuck in the first boss spamming the same frost stomp and jump attack

Sometimes Messmer just gotta pop out and show dale

Hold up a minute there playa!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know he wanted to say he was getting stream sniped

Refuses to lock on 💀

Straight yickadeed by a hippo 😂😂

You cheated not only the game but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference of what true gamers are.

Black Knight = Lancaster Knight? Lmao

Change the title to: Dretti VS Messmer, the impaler. He was putting in all the work. 😂

Behold the elden rang

Relentless facials from the Impaler.

39:10 Bro really did a dashboard when he was grabbed by the boss. I was expecting him to say "that's a stream sniper". lmao

Duu is eternally in the embrace of Messmer's Flame

even with every cheat and plugin hes still trash

Bruh got whacked by a Nibiru in the beginning lmao 😂😂

You know you sad when you put in cheats And STILL GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED.

God help us when he finds the throwing dagger weapons. Simpleton will be staying at max range just hurling them damn things like he plays MK.

So much for "I'm in the high 7s!" 24:31

If only they could've changed the name of this boss to Viscant the clapper

I won't play Elden Ring unless someone drop 50 candies!

To clap or not to get clapped that is the question

he's going to have a really bad time when he goes up again Radahn.

This is like when Punishere beat Dale 52-0 😂

Bro only won all because of cheats and because he was doing a 3 v 1 against him, even with all these cheats he is still straight up garbage. Thank lord Elden Ring actually takes skill and understanding the basics

Firelord Messmer, Roaster of Spambenders

Why is he jumping while attacking? It's not helping his DPS and just bites him in the ass. I know he's bad at games, but not THIS BAD! 😭

imagine cheating in a game and still being complete shit.

9:37 yo Dale said the hard R and twitch is letting this shit slide

I'm surprised he finally face tanked that boss. He adapted slightly, but overall piss poor performance.

Poor Dale, his defence (or lack of if you prefer) betrays him in every game 😂

42:34 Could have easily ended the fight but the scholar would rather use an AOW than actually melee. He really is getting old.

"In the embrace of Messmer flame.'

LOL wow. He's so horrible at the game. Can't believe he said his catchphrase "SWAG, BABY ROOO" At the end when his Mimic Tear clearly did all the work. 🤡

So early.. ain't even no sound coming thru

Profound sadness

Dale Wilson, Bloop of the Masses

All that cheating and he still sucks

The Aspergers sounding laugh Dale does after he lies about cheating in a video game at 3am+ at almost 40 years old is extremely cringe. Dale tier god is the definition of a lolcow. I really hope someone is making a this is how you don’t play uncle old head rog dsp edition

I like when he said "this is why i wanna be rich so i can break my shit". what a motivation

Watching him play irritates me, the way he keeps jumping around, aggravating

embrace and acknowledge revolver theory

Thank you for uploading this 🙏🏼

Dude has a massive shield but insists on dodging and jump attacking in heavy armor 😂. I don't play Souls games and even I know you're supposed to tank in heavy gear like that.

It’s Tim to lock in, it’s the intro😤

32:50 “Buy it tomorrow” = Get Dretti to play for me

🗣️ hold on just a second playa !

Messmer the Cheeks Clapper 😂

2:40 LTG running around with a lance in his shows he finally has something in his cranium

List of things LTG doesnt like: * his real age (39, about to be 40) * His credit Score * His Butt-buddy Farris * Getting destroyed in the Elden Ring DLC while cheating * Getting DESTROYED by deji * Getting beat by his mods * being an Incel * People saying GG * watching Lazarus getting beat by Sallow Dawn * Being a lolcow (elloell cow as he says it) * Kids * Mentioning Alaina (she was 17 when they dated, he's a groomer) * LTG Rocks * PC gamers * Watching intros * Dots in his chat * People having their own opinions * People more successful than him * RobTV * Toilets / toilet paper * Leg Training * "Lag" that isnt real * "Remedial" combos * wakeup handstands * pressing R1 in T8 * Santa / Santa hats * WIFI * being compared to 6arakin * his ex-roommate * Still being banned from EVO * his real name (Dale Emannuel Wilson) * Immo342 * Getting banned on Tekken8 * Viscant * Getting his nude video leaked on twitter * responsability * being poor * getting boo'd on at the stream awards * not getting nominated at the stream awards * anonymous gifters * not being an actor * watching Intros * combos * launchers * Korean backdashing * “trying too hard” * stuffed crust pizza * strings * His future daughter * Kameo System (MK1) * RU-vid * Being banned from RU-vid * Fake stocks * Easy Stocks * Pikachu, Kirby and Jigglypuff on SB * Corny skins * Talking on mics * trolls * crouchers * power crushers * +frames * wake ups * knockdowns * diapers * mashing * eletrics * wall combos * mix-ups * teleports * tea-bagging * grabs * Balrogs * Balroguettes * mirror matches * female characters * male characters * blocking * good players * bad players * pro players * new players * ranked players * casual players * stream snipers * mexicans * getting demoted * losing points * black people * sweeps * wake up supers * getting robbed * rage arts * rematches * honey badgers * small stages * heat * costumes * lag * V Trigger * Street Fighter V * Street Fighter 6 * Drive System * Tekken 7 * Tekken 8 * MKX * MK11 * MK 1 (MK Temu) * SMASH ( in general) * Temu * spam * getting zoned * streamers * non subs * subs * followers * non followers * trans people * Showering * FGC * DSP * his porn addiction * his family * His life List of things LTG likes: * E-begging * E-thugging * Bragging about fake jewelry/ designer clothes * Doxxing * Simping * Cheating in games/Plugging * Ducking fights * Racism * BBC gay fantasies * Minors * Grooming minors (Alaina was 17) * Shitting in showers * Pissing in bottles

That thumbnail is awesome.

The fact that he’s max level and didn’t even know he had the mixed physik says it all

I love how he stops moving every time he flips through his item slot

👏🏾 👏🏾 sensational 👏🏾

9:38 dale wit the hard R🤦🏾‍♂️

He dashboards a single player game too 😂. Mesmer is a tough fight, but really fun. Reminds me of Morgott a bit.

That's one Crispy manu 🥵

yea he is 100% not finishing this game 😂

Those elden ring NPC are taking this game way too seriously like its EVO. There is no pirze at the end of the tunnel

17:53 signature move

I’m sure dale has now banned the word Messmer in his streams

03:14 was actually waiting for stream sniper excuse

40:00 Low Tier Fraud is crying off camera!

The red cloaks mashing like mofos lmao

Imagine LTG and DSP co op in Elden Ring? That would be hilarious 😂

Imagine using mimic tier and losing this much 😂

Why carry carry a shield and try to play a mobile dodgeroll play style. Its like, it doesn't matter what build or loudout he has, he tries to play the same exact way. AND for someone who hates easy-mode, remedial, comeback and carry mechanics in fighting games, he sure is relaint on them in Elden Ring.

This man went out of his way to cheat his stats and use Mimic Tear, yet it still takes him nearly an hour to beat this boss.

Why does he move the same in every video game 😂😂

0:11 *Bro, L O L* 😂😂😂

Lancaster will rise lol

Saturn sticked.

You dare challenge a god? Low Tier God perhaps

After finishing this dlc, i know now that if he comes back to it, this rog is never beating it. Final boss finna yickadee mimic tear to the moon 💀

I love how Dale can't call the enemies 'Stream-Sniper' in this pve game like He just need to 'GIT GUD' but refused to. Even on fighting games, he still can't learn and adapt LOL

Too much thinking!! Lol

Im not even gonna celebrate when I beat this guy When he finally beats him: *rog smile and hypes himself up like he just saw a holiday pay on his check*

Lvl 400, not enough intelligence to buff fire resist 😂

Game is to hard for this grandpa😅

Skill issue like a mf😂 when I say bum