Lucifer 5x10 Chloe Meet God 

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Lol 😁

"Don't smite me, but fuck you"

Get u to 666 likes we must

@shirbert Wdym? which meme, and how?

"Respectfully" 😅

I died laughing.

🤣

Evil as hell.

Thats dead ass sad

Dumbledore aske CALMLY!! 😂 I agree that is the exact thought I had

@@naomimabbutt9984 Quote from the Goblet of Fire regarding the calmness of Dumbledore: “‘Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?’ he asked *calmly.”*

Lmfao

0:47 0:48 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!

Hehe

Nope, I don’t think that’s it at all. I think, there’s someone so comfortable in themselves they really don’t care about the whole sandals and socks vibe……..and teamed with a cardigan…………….GROOVY! It’s also quite possible I’m too shallow to get any of the more nuanced subtleties.

That is such an inciteful comment. Thanks for summing that up.

@@ericmason349 INSIGHTFUL....lol

Add to that, the fact that Chloe was a sort of gift from God to help him find his own brand of redemption and the plan seems to be working (whatever its end game may be). So (dare I say it?) HELL YES He's smiling because things are going according to plan. She's not afraid of the devil, not afraid to smack down God, so Lucifer has finally met his match.

Well your opinion can change when you learn the reason for your existence

@@redrasegarden this has nothing to do with real god , its Dc comics just wake the fuck up

S1 Chloe never believed in his existence lol 😆

@@vv7650 ….I was referencing on how god had Chloe made for Lucifer. Sorry for not making that clear for you

@@redrasegarden lol have you ever watched the show? She wasn't made only for him. It was Mom's and Michael's manipulation because they wanted Lucifer and her to break up

Lucifers face when she called him a terrible father was priceless, he was not expecting that

@@DgardsGaming it was a bit worried, but when she said to literal God that he screwed up, his smile was so proud 😁

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave 😂

God: ☺️

Here we go again 🙄💁🏻‍♂️

Her sense of outrage and injustice completely overwhelmed every instinct of self-preservation, which clearly touched him. And how do you not love the line about knowing what's it like to be a working parent. :)

And she brought up her issue of being a "gift", yes....too bad God never answered her

@@time391 before answering lucifer took her

@@time391 but we already have an answer. In s5 ep5

@@oxanatarashchuk4598 Yeah, but this happened after episode 5, so maybe Amenodiel's answer was just wishful thinking

She really is the best girlfriend ever.

well she was made for that purpose

@@sai35400 do not remind us of that cursed discovery made by the Goddess...

@@sai35400 That's an assumption unsupported by the evidence.

@@sai35400 nope. She wasn't especially created for that. She still has a choice

I mean you don't want to end up as some salt and pepper packets talking back to the master of literally everything. 10/10 stage fright for me

I love them 🥰😁

1:50 I mean Chloe did get the Abridged version of God as a parent from Lucifer and Amenadiel. And she knows Goddess had her faults but everything was for her family. God, well, the Enigmatic nonchalant attitude is grating

Brilliant!

Damn. Now I'm mad that this wasn't the line.

Allstate man 😂

With allstate

His allstate commercials are all spinoffs of the Lucifer show of God in LA during S5 lmao!! :b

Yea he did.. after all he's God #respectfully🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If u think that way that means God created her to say that when he made her. In a way he is listening to what he programmed her to say.

@@oneaboveall8190 Well not really. He made free will, so I think there's a difference between Him *knowing* what she was going to say? Because He didn't program it into her, He simply knew that she would use her free will to say that

@@samuraix558 but having the knowledge ,Omniscience, of everything negates the ability for anyone to have a free will. Since the everyone would have to live their lives like a record, an example of this would be Dr Manhattan from watchmen. Now if the person was Omniscience but had the ability to forget or to partition the knowledge in such a way that they never fully knew all. The argument for free will could be valid since not everything is known by someone at one time.

@@samuraix558 did you even read the bible? He wanted loyal servants so he made adam, adam wanted a partner, god used Adam's ribs to create his partner. Lucifer/satan as a snake uses charisma to talk eve into eating an apple, through eve adam followed. Btw the bible was just a shade thrown at religion by the Romans empire.

With respect xD

LMAO It is! It's just too much! :D

OK how many people would love to have this conversation with God ... Oh love the Earth and the Sun and the stars but spiders, really God, you fracked up. ROFLMAO Or can you imagine some politicians and their conversation with him? You? God? Doesn't exist, get this delusional mental case of my sight. Next morning they wake up with face and hair like Trump (oh wait, maybe that explains everything now ....).

The more hilarious is that Chloe was going to start Round 2 by talking about being a gift, before Lucifer stopped her.

@@walterengler5709 God vs Politician would be hilarious if God can make everyone recognize him as God. And than start to roast politicians for the crap they've been doing for years and years

Tom was superb since s1e1, no lie.

In that moment his heart swelled with love because she had his back

Well...considering how he actually smited Dan (even though he fixed it right afterwards) it may have been a good idea to get Chloe away from that :D

@@ottokarl5427 I'd like to think he would of either done that to her or just told her there and then, he did seem very pleased to meet her and see that she was good for Lucifer. Also, Dan getting smited was the single biggest shock I've had in a long time

@@ottokarl5427 but Dan exploded in ep11. This is from ep10, Lucifer never dealt with this before

Yeah you do know that god already knew what she was going to say at that moment even before she was born

Really? You had to say "Smug as Hell?"

Well Lucifer was essentially just going through a rebelious phase and saying "I will not listen to you and want to be the boss from now on" which is essentially a typical teen rebelious phase. Talking about this lucifer not the bible one of cource.

@@nabinoorshahil2715 yes and no , because even in this version(the show) a war happened in heaven , he turned some of his brothers and sisters against God and was willing to kill him, this was way more than acting up, a proof of the matter was just how he thought of himself after that with the devil face.

@@sergesmpoungui8546 how did u know he was willing to kill him

And yeah, the next moment lucifer knew also she could be smited up in a blink if she crossover little more.😂

Hail the King Madara and Prince Itachi.

Respectfully

God appreciates honesty i guess

Well God is an asshole in my opinion

@@tonyacosta4574 at least he’s nicer than the one in supernatural, now that one was a jerk

@@tonyacosta4574 don't mistake Hollywood God for the real God. Being in his presence alone would have made her quiet. Imagine the person that made the sun.

Yeaaah.... good luck saying that once your soul has left your body

@@Sapphiet1 that's when it all starts buddy. Right after you die

um...... let's not bring actual.....I guess beings?? what else can I say?? into this, because well, this is fictional, it's meant to be ridiculous and funny and stuff, to have someone create reality as we know it, and know what people are gonna say even before they say it, yet have them be a jackass of a parent, no, that ridiculous, but that's okay because it's meant to be like that

Whats he gona do, send her to hell ? She has friends there.

@Daniel Boatright My thoughts exactly! xD Jesus on Judgement Day: “You shall spend eternity in Hell for slandering my Father!” Lucifer, from behind him: “Oh, it’ll be just like our honeymoon! Also…” *SMACK!* “Nobody talks to my wife that way…”

Well she wasn't a gift personally, she was only a person blessed to HAVE a gift, that's why she is special. Amenadiel made it clear in episode 5. And she wasn't made to be a partner for Lucifer, she was only put on his path, and they met. Another was only their choice

@@oxanatarashchuk4598 God knew Lucifer enough to know he would fall for Chloe. There was no mistakes or random happenstance here. He had this planned from the start.

That was old testament god. New testament god doesn't do shit like that, but old testament god did that and so much more, old testament god was wildin', pillar of salt, sicking bears on a group of kids to "teach them respect" when they roasted and old man, dude was going ham back in the day lol. Respectfully, of course.

@@daltonevans3412 if Lucifer didn't stop her Chloe was going to roast him so much more

@@daltonevans3412 You do realize that Old Testament, New Testament, Torah, or Koran, it's the SAME god, right?

@@muninrob lol, especially with the omnipresent, omniscient and eternal God.

@@alexplays_roblox1k373 you do know that god knew everything she was going to say at that moment even before she was born

True. I just don't understand why some fans were disappointed when he showed up and so desperately wanted Morgan Freeman? Dennis Haysbert is amazing in this role, now I couldn't imagine any other on his place

Cad is awesome, I love how Taliesan played him. Snarky but in a super calm, polite way 😄

Total MVP of campaign 2.

To be fair he kind of had it coming.

@@filthycasual8187 yes he had 🤣

@@pleasuregaming2601 He knew it too. He knew how this would all play out, even put in it motion. Everyone made their choices of their own free will, but he knew.

I think he was more annoyed at the idea of yet another of his favorite people gushing over his dad. So when she started roasting dear daddy he felt WAY better.

Damn you brought back memories with this one .

Is that the original title for the novel about that girl Anna?

yeah that actor does sure give that vibe xD

I'm convince that he is method acting as Morgan Freeman playing God.

Morgan Freeman would do a kick ass job as God!

@NYG1991 Clearly you need to watch Bruce Almighty.

The funniest thing is God barely said a few words 😂

She thought she was a gift for lucifer from god. The only reason for her existence is to be with him and she never had really any chance to decide herself. Basically she knew that the free will is bullshit in her situation. I wouldn‘t be flattered either and I don‘t understand why it would be normal to be flattered. Amanadiel is not god and she doesn‘t know if whatever he says is true. He was wrong before. (Eg. when he tried to get his wings back and tried to figure out what exactly god wants from him) How about being born like everybody else? You can‘t justify the way god uses her by saying „Well, without this she wouldn’t exist at all.“ Or do you think a child that has been abused by its parents for years isn‘t allowed to critize them because he wouldn’t have been born without them?

@@brownwolf5766 Perhaps you’re reading too much into this. Projecting, maybe? (It’s OK.) Other than questioning her relationship with Lucifer, I don’t see Chloe regretting the rest of her life. Consider the decisions she made before learning about the whole “gift” thing, I don’t see her doubting her free will. Was she predestined to date DJ Karnal? Join the LAPD? Marry Dan? Give birth to Trixie? Accept Cain’s proposal? Save the lives that she saved as a police officer/detective? God forced her to do all that? “Mysterious ways”, indeed! Amenadiel’s theory made more sense, actually. I can’t imagine Chloe telling Trixie, “I really should never have been born, so neither should you.” All of our choices are somewhat “limited” by our circumstances -- where and when we’re born, where we grew up, who we meet, etc. Also consider the “alternative reality” episode, entitled “Once Upon a Time” where John Decker survived, Chloe remained an actress, etc. I don’t see any “divine manipulation” beyond the fact that Amenadiel remedied John and Penelope Deckers’ infertility issues. The rest was only speculation. While any omniscient being could have foreseen the future, that’s different from *CONTROLLING* it. (Think back to the consequences of some of Lucifer's "favors", for example...) I’m not criticizing you, personally. If you have some similar issues, I sympathize. The fact that this series spans heaven, hell, and earth gives us all some expanded opportunities to imagine ourselves in the shoes of one or more characters and imagine what we would feel and how we’d react. Literature, and a good author(s) tend to do that. Have a blessed life.

@@ChaplainDaveSparks Why should I feel criticized? I am just telling you what I think about it. There is nothing wrong with disagreeing with me. And well, of course I am projecting. You did the same when you said it would be flattering under normal circumstances. Not everybody feels the same and I just wanted to say that I understand how chloe felt. It's not about the real intentions of god. I also think Amenadiel might be correct but that's not the point. The point is, that Chloe might not be satisfied with a theory from him. The alternative reality is just exactly what the name says so it doesn't really matter for the main story. I also don't think that god really fully controlls her, but probably manipulates her. Because Amenadiel had to go to earth to help chloes mother pregnant, I think god doesn't really influence the humans before birth that's why I think Chloes life was important to make her the women she was. So maybe, god really manipulated her life a bit so she and luficer would make a good couple. I don't think lucifer and some of the other angels would say that gods ways are mysterious if he wouldn't take a part in all of this. Have a blessed life as well.

@@brownwolf5766 well Chloe now knows that she isn't a gift, that she was given a gift, otherwise she would never came to Lucifer and say that she wants to be with him. And it's true, because if she'd ever was like that she would never have any feelings to another guys and never get married. But she already had Jed (her first love) and Dan with Trixie

I would still tell off the actual god because I don't care who you are, if you screwed up then you need to be told so. If I die in the process then so be it. I'd rather die on my feet, then to live on my knees.

Moses did it too according to the Jews. Even Abraham. It's nothing new.

People do it all the time

He is that cool😁

Tbf even in the comics even if he really wanted too he wouldn’t be able to just “smite” Lucy considering he was the strongest of the angels sure it’d prolly hurt a lil it wouldn’t outright wipe em from existence. This version of “god” is strong but he’s mainly known as the presence and isn’t as omnipotent as they show him in the show. granted most beings of his caliber are humbled by human nature all the time.

@@retro3856 Humbling something Godlike is rather human and history, movies and literature is plenty of. I mean, even Superman with all his might is total zero to 4 powerless chaplains giving away their life jackets to save fellow sailors, going down with the ship. And Lucifero is the runaway son: the most problematic, the most ambitious and the one you love the most (even if you want punch him hard).

😂💔😂😂

She was daughter-in-law of god...

I thought the reason was because a man physically wrestled with God and was given the name Israel as a reward. Not because some Devil-loving cop mom wants to verbally defend her new mate.

@@EmptyMan000 that’s why Jacob specifically got the nickname Israel. But Yet the descendants and later followers of Jacob were known as the children of Israel. And given man’s rebellious nature it seems we still follow the legacy of fighting with God and the forces at play even long after Jacob

lol how about we leave real life stuff out of this , since this is a fun series to watch , not a real deal nor real characters , stick to the show only please would ya xD

This is what Satanists say brother, that God is a terrible ruler and that Satan fights to turn people into gods. If you have some spare time, before you leave this world, read the New Testament, where is revealed Christ's - God incarnate's (σαρκωθείς Θεός) martyrdom and sacrifice for the salvation of Man from Death, that is, by stepping on The World Ruler (Κοσμοκράτωρ). By Death, Steps onto Death (Θανάτω (By Death) Θάνατον (Death) Πατήσας ((He) Stepped)).

Lol how many people do this in real life… We blame God for any misfortune and things that we don’t want… but still guides us and not let us down.

My first question would be: "So... What makes you think you're God?"

Anyone who ever read the Bible with a brain knows that there are times where Yahweh is blatantly wrong.

Yes, well. That's God for you.

Either him or Idris Elba. Yes.

lucifer: *ok now i'm definitely marrying her*