Luxury Apocalypse Bunkers?? 

Amelia Paine it felt like a satire

¡ hate you

Same 😂

It honestly felt like a Cody bit. Cody couldn't even add to it because it was just perfectly weird

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It looks like Canmore AB 💀

Church camp

@Joshua Roehl ?

Berry the bee

Ikrrr

He is the guy in movies you think will never exist in real life and whoever wrote the script is stupid.

Way to ruin a perfectly awesome joke, RYAN!

@@SmittenKitten. well, that’s debatable, the joke wasnt that great to begin with

absolutely correct

I would say they Arkansas

Pool taking up space that could be used as additional storage or sleeping areas? HELL YEAH

You could pee in the pool.

@@elessargilraen5465 this is the best comment on youtube

1000 people who may spend several years underground are gonna use more toilet paper than you think.

@@elessargilraen5465 z- z z zz z]* -

oh yeah for sure it’s kind of like i’ve seen it before, it feels strange and kind of creepy

Yessss I was thinking the same thing. Also for that much money to have a space that looks like it wasn’t designed by a designer but just picked out by a contractor? No thank you. Lol

Omg that’s why it was kinda familiar 😂 I thought maybe I was just feeling nostalgia lmao

No but fr thats like part of the one from my drowning dreams where a giant tsunami wave comes scatters us all its chill at first then they get bigger and bigger I’ve def seen something very similar in my dreams if it had more rock and fake sand and was wider that’s what it looked like i need to schedule an emergency therapy session bc I’m honestly kinda creeped

@@jamirasingss6518 "drowning dreams" damn bro u got multiple of those???

Exactly. So fake 😂

I was thinking the same! 🤭

this is the best comment I've seen on this video

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@Joshua Roehl I appreciate the fact you threw out to your number one hit and not your new music people don't like as much yet. If this is your passion, keep at it. Also, don't rule _anything_ else out.

And? You know where the military base is at but that doesn't mean you're gonna get anywhere near inside.

Yo this comment is top tier lmao

@@TxJonathan that’s literally not the same at all homie lol

@@TxJonathan just say you bought the strip club bunker and go😭

@@giorgia1150 “worlds ending BUSS IT DOWN SHAWTAYYYYY”

Because millionaires are used to having a pool and shooting shit. I don’t think they’d be able to live without those things.

@@digitalharmony26 well they can just go die of dehydration while floating in their pool and shooting guns

@Sagittarius as fvck well there are multiple different scenarios in which they either wouldn't have or use guns so a shooting range would probably only be necessary in like a zombie apocalypse lmao

If you check out other videos about that bunker they actually have both!! Sustainable fish farming and produce and more. Its actually pretty interesting imo, that they have these things and they are working.

@Sagittarius as fvck you can't really disagree? there's multiple scenarios where even if you had access to weapons you wouldn't need them. a nuclear blast, a worldwide famine, etc. and that's just saying if you had access to weapons bc even after an apocalypse what makes you think you'll just have access to them lmao.

Never noticed

yeah what the fuck is this one

I didn't know if we could say anything 😫🙇🏾‍♀️

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wait is this background permanent?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thEir BasEmeNt? Then how is there a window- OMG HES IN THEIR BUNKER

Why would Cut force him to make non-Cut videos?

Wait he blinked at least ten times

@@Ben.N holy shit, he must need a lot of help

so would the "windows" to outside

Mind yo business

@@SuperKarinaG i’m concerned.

Every single last Airbnb near a ski hill looks exactly like that

Oh.

he joined the garden

he's just waiting for Nibiru to squeak on by real quick.. just to be safe

He’s not in Kansas anymore! His “window” definitely could be a dysfunctional LCD screen. At least grandpa and Kelsey will be around to repopulate the earth, Hopefully Chili isn’t fixed!

i literally laughed when i read this

Honestly thought he was going to do a tour at the end

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My thoughts exactky

Do you think for one second that anyone buying these bunkers aren't all retired vets or conspiracy theorists? They'd probably have more guns than food

i thought the same

What happens if someone breaks in? What happens if food runs out and you need to go hunt for more? What happens if your bunker is destroyed and now you wander the post-apocalyptic wasteland? All seem like pretty good scenarios to own weapons in.

@@jaihummel5057 you dont need guns for any of that

Priorities mate. TP can't make you feel lost in paradise

TP is a perishable that serves no purpose up until it wipes your ass and then it becomes bio waste. If you're there for 50 years you need a warehouse with 50 years of TP, which is way bigger than that pool room, and also what he means by saying "takes space". To combat it they install bidets, which do the same job and require no room - its a net improvement. The pool you fill with water, stock chemicals to clean it and thats it - it serves as a recreation, exercise and physical therapy tool for the entire time youre in the bunker. If you take it away to save space, what can you put in there thats so useful it was worth removing a room that does the above functions? Most of the options leave you with a net loss. Hell, you can even use waste water from the pool to recycle through the bidets they install, further increasing the efficiency of both the pool and the choice for bidets over TP. In summary: this is a stupid point of contrast. There's so many more variables to consider than just "pool big, toilet roll small". But you do you- hopefully you enjoy your time sheltering in a hole stuffed full of TP and nothing else 😂

@@Loctorak OOf, about to get unnecessarily specific and theoretical in a RU-vid comment about a too expensive bunker in Kansas- this is me saying I'm self aware but the justifications don't hold at all so I gotta respond (all in good fun lol)... All of what you said is dependent on water being a readily accessed resource for, to use your example, 50 years or more- so much so that clean drinking/cooking/bathing/bidet/AND pool water are all somehow deemed no questions asked plausible by whoever made the bunker and apparently some of the people looking at the bunker (or commenting lol). Considering we've got people *above* ground right now that can't access decent water, not even just in 3rd world countries, it's a little confusing that a computer dependent pool in an underground bunker designed to house about 75 people for doomsday... (just a reminder, we haven't had an actual doomsday but we experience shortages of basic supplies and resources all the time, especially during this pandemic) seems like a "Duh, of course they've got a pool but said no to toilet paper!" thing? For a saltwater pool to remain a safe body to swim in those computers have to be able to run indefinitely, which they can't, so yeah there's more that goes into it than just "big pool and toilet paper" but the "more" is that you'd still need to stock indefinitely (impossible) or have access to an outside source (you're in a bunker) to ensure alkaline/ph is all in order (because it's about 200lbs of NaCL to one average sized pool let alone a communal one in assumed consistent use... as someone whose neighbor needed help w a pool (also google)) AND you've gotta ensure the computers can always be maintained and/or replaced (plus the pool and filtration must be maintained as properly as possible to increase how long that salt even lasts you before change outs are in order). *takes deep breath* Otherwise that pool has a pretty dodgy expiration date and you've ultimately made it that purposeless net loss room you mentioned in the foreseeable future anyway. Then there's the more pressing, blatant fact that whatever provides energy for the bunker is also providing energy for that pool and it's room, and nothing about it provides a necessity to maintain a human life so we can write that off as a possibly scarce post-doomsday, but definitely precious non-expendable energy (be it solar, battery, or whatever... the whole idea of a bunker is to prep for the risk of not having anything you need be easily and consistently accessed anymore) being pumped into a pool room for what you say adds recreation, therapy and exercise. But lol- man yoga, bodyweight exercise, actual weights/guided physical therapy and peer massages can do a lot of the same things for the body that swimming does plus more and in no way creates a net loss? And weights, yoga mats, and massage tables actually are the kind of one-shot deals a bunker should have. Maintenance is as simple as "don't let the weights get rusty". But as long as you have a body and a few brains privy to how the human body works, your "recreation and therapy" source lasts as long as you're alive. Annnnd if there's gonna be a mention of the entertainment/fun factor provided by swimming, exercise provides dopamine and serotonin and blahblah- basically again yoga/massages/bodyweight exercise and then a nice shower can do whatever a big computer generated pool can do for the body with less than half the resources, energy, and space. For a sense of community, have workout classes. Boom. That room has a purpose without a net loss and now everyone's together and fit. And massages have a number of mental, physical, and "humans do better when they get human contact" benefits outside of just easing sore muscles or something. Also stocking that room with food is just an off the top of the head idea for how that space could be used without it's worth diminished at all. I'd even argue that in a doomsday bunker, an extra space to stock food would boost value? Aaaand not to mention the computers themselves take up space without serving any other purpose, the water isn't drinkable so it serves the one purpose because no- it'd actually be a not-so-smart idea to use saltwater for bidets when that'd cause a plumbing issue eventually in an underground bunker? Dirty saltwater + pipes = expedited corrosion and buildup that would've been a further off concern otherwise. So its a little more long lasting but in the same vein as your tp critique and so really the comparison makes sense lol. It's not so much that tp should be what's stocked instead of a pool, its that it's hilarious that they thought long and hard about how tp would end up being a waste of resources and space in the long run and then we cut to the world's most depressing looking pool where apparently no one thought any harder than "it'll be fun, and look at the cool tech!". In summary: the point of contrast actually works. There IS so many other variables to consider... (aforementioned) and they're in favor of "So conservation *isn't* your strong suit, aha..." To fashion my sign off like yours would go something like: Enjoy your eventually clogged eroded bidets which would cause gross leakage into the earth surrounding the bunker, apparently an endless water supply, fungus and bacteria buildup whenever the ph/alkaline isn't accurately managed or the computers give out and the right parts to fix them aren't at hand, an added leecher of energy during doomsday no less, and just as a presumptuous tag-on the possibility of mold in a room like that if the temperature/ventilation is off enough to create a breeding ground... and all that water will definitely attract underground pests that are no doubt already an issue underground lol. If the pool room doesn't, the sauna that's in this same bunker would. But, this bunker also has a waterfall, movie theater, and arcade (no way those rooms meet your net standards!)- which really just reinforces that backing up the pool with logic about how it could be useful just doesn't hold, bc you get the clear feeling they were concerned about having space for all the other fun ultimately pointless things rather than making space so that there's room for vital supplies and resources post apocalypse lol. Anyways if you made it this far you're braver than the lady that got in a red elevator with a guy that made a joke about going under Kansas. Again, this was all in good (and bored) fun. And if there's holes to poke in this pls do lol!

@Bel H Yes of course surviving and all is way more than just having food and water and stuff, that's why a whole section of my comment was talking about alternatives that do everything the other person and now you mentioned about swimming. For the generator bit, that's sort of what I was alluding to when I mentioned you now have something else that pulls valuable energy even if its solar or battery operated (or like you mentioned generator!) which means that all the bumps you can bump into with those resources are being pushed along just that bit more (wear, tear, malfunction, etc). All things that can be amended with the proper knowledge and opportunity, but I was basically trying to point out that there is a risk/wear down somewhere in the equation. Kinda like ok right now I have running electricity, no worries, but if I could avoid having tons of things plugged in it'd be wiser to/there isnt any conservation in that. (So that was an attempt to counter the person I replied to in pitching the pool's conservation in it being multi-purpose). Wind turbines or any outside source for power generation has to assume that whatever caused people to hunker down isn't something that would've damaged/destroyed that resource past tense (ex: bad huge weather phenomenon hits earth and now it's time to scramble underground but the turbines you built are long gone or something to that nature) or at risk of being gone (if it's doomsday resources arescarce, and if resources are scarce then the outside world is rampant w competition, and that means any sign of functioning life somewhere wouldn't be a good idea... possibly getting too sci-fi here lol but we ARE talking million dollar bunkers 😂) As for the need for stimulation, recreation, and community, that's all included in my mentioning of working out together, yoga, and massage/physical therapy. I think those all cover what swimming does and more, and none of those especially the latter ones are competitive. Yoga and physical therapy/massages/meditating are all extremely useful for providing peace, relieving stress, boosting serotonin and dopamine, increasing, energy, keeping bodies that cant go outside active, providing a sense of togetherness and community, and actually massage/physical therapy provides something swimming especially doesn't- human contact. It's a base requirement for the first two and not at all part of swimming, and studies have shown how a simple hug can be super beneficial to one's mental health. So I'm not saying that in a bunker you just need the basic necessities and that's it, I think I'm pitching a more sustainable, long lasting list of substitutes for a swimming pool. Not to say a pool is the worst thing, just to say that it was almost satirical or something to have them discuss the waste it'd be to store toilet paper and then cut to a pool when it's kinda easy to find more resources/space conserving options. When I mentioned maintenance, I said parts. I'd really really hope that whoever was gonna live in the bunker had a basic understanding of how to maintain everything in it 😭 But what I mean is that the computers themselves will not be ok forever. Replacements could easily be in order at some given point. Heck my newest laptop just needed a small replacement. So I could imagine a bunker running on generators with things that only function thanks to computers and the like. I think 10 years is an iffy number... it depends on what caused doomsday. Enviornmental factors, or nuclear war? That second one would not be just a 10 year break from the surface (honestly I'd be too paranoid to ever come back up 😬) and if we're talking fiction I think the same goes for like the zombie apocalypse or something lol. And this is just me trying to recall dystopian scenarios from movies/books but I'm thinking another possible reason for hunkering down could be like a Hunger Games situation, where they had an entire functioning city underground. Or, think City of Ember. It's actually a nice idea of where my mind's going concerning a 50 year stay underground housing 75 people (that would probably fluctuate up and down in population size often over that time frame). And I think these condos have tubs and jacuzzis and stuff if I'm not mistaken. They've got another waterfall pool or something like that in it too, so in this bunker specifically a kid could easily still learn to swim. And, ultimately, though it's an important skill you could argue there's a number of things kids wouldn't be able to learn at all or grasp. Not saying swimming is expendable exactly, but when ya hold it up with the prospect of having more food or a weight/workout/yoga/meditation/massage multi purpose room I don't really see a impactful enough downfall. Again especially So overall my reply was meant to show that a saltwater pool wasn't as basic as "stock up on some salt and you're good", and also to show that it has a relatively numbered shelf life too all according to maintenance. All in all this is in good fun so pls dont read any of this as an attack or hostile pov! Also some of this may be written funny and I need yall to know that's because I havent slept 😭

I just love how they filled it with salt water too... just so that in a last resort situation it's still totally useless and undrinkable.

That’s so fucked 😭 😂

That's why you have a big fire pit that you can spit roast the corpse over and just freeze the head, because that's all they'll need in the future anyway. Then you have a nice BBQ to celebrate one less mouth to feed.

I was your 69th like, btw. 🤣

I like the way you think

wouldnt it make more sense to just cremate bodies? that would be significantly easier and use less resources than literal cryogenics

‘sex’ spelled out of rocks or something in the top right corner at 6:50 made me giggle and a little less depressed

Nuclear bunker reviewer

Also "professional audience imitator."

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just king activities

Emphasize on "The Cut" 😂

he looks like every skater boy who thinks the smiths is the best band ever created

literally bill haders character in the to-do list lmfao

He looks like a high school creep

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Hehe.

yea i said the same thing its like one of those liminal spaces it gives me a bad feeling

Lol, that would be a perfect set for a horror show

The word uncomfy makes me feel uncomfy

Reminded me of that room where Stevie wakes up in Hell Steve Allen

It has huge traumacore vibes

Yeah, I also weirdly know the rich would go insane and kill each other within a few days Too much entitlement together on the same place

Really, first sign of that and I’m out, I can’t handle an apocalypse

These bunkers are ugly and weird

@Mr Nightmare I want a lawyer

This comment wins this comment section 🤣💀

Well it's their hard work and luck...so they deserve it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: idk wut went through my mind while writing this but I don't stand by my statement

@@kyojuroswife4112 lol

*for them.... In case the world goes to shit FOR THEM. (Lol, 'cause it already is for everyone else)😢

Pretty cool of your grandma to have a stripper pole

@@query2206 it's to support the roof okay, my grandma doesn't lie

@@Experiment-qq8mq lol

@@Experiment-qq8mq lmaoo

just his body tho. He's the reason for 'five heads but four bodies'

He didnt not say it

Seems strange he had that cryogenic chamber in the house and didn’t use it

Don’t be surprised

I haven’t seen this part yet but this is so funny lol

I'll die before sharing a condo with these people

If it’s any consolation, if it’s nuclear annihilation they’re gonna die of starvation after a few generations (failure to recycle water and get sunlight to farm underground)or radiation due to containment failure. If anything our broke asses win 🤷🏾‍♀️

@@marielgaston2576 i mean theyr the ones who are gonna even be able to last a few generations 😭

Yeah, if a nuclear apocalypse did happen, we get the easy way out. They have to constantly live in fear and dread of countless horrors that could live outside the bunker will come inside.

@@neev3517 Yeah I'm sure their descendants will be really pleased to be born into a world where everything is destroyed and the only safe place is a relatively small concrete structure.

THIS is why it was so familiar to me

HAHAH STOP

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😂😂😂

Liminal Spaces!

like the backrooms?

In an Apocalypse situation that Pool is a luxury I would definitely want to stay in that Bunker it looks very safe

@@monke980 yeahhh

@@gray4338 yeahhhh

I am the funniest RU-vidr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear hqy

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my therapist doesnt like me and was supposed to be in-person but just blows me off and says that we are virtual

@@cadesmandela1935 they’re typically virtual now. All of the ones I’ve seen are

why is his background different?

it's cool man, he's just checking out her boyfriend's new Nibiru bunker

LMAOOOO

🥲

Emma Buchanan we need to properly get rid of our nuclear weapons and nuclear waste immediately. It’s truly terrifying how little and poor oversight they have. We literally dumbed nuclear waste from the coast on New Jersey in barrels. The systems we have for nuclear weapons still use floppy disks, and the rooms they’re stored at are easy enough to access that a fast food delivery guy got in with ease (so obviously someone with awful intention can do so too). The people that work there can pass the exams by texting each other the answers (cheating is common on these qualifications exams). In 2007 there was a plane flying across the USA and there were multiple nuclear weapons on it and nobody noticed for over 36 hours!! So to say the least, we are doomed. There is no plan to deal with our nuclear waste & nuclear weapons and no oversight over them.

PERIOD

Money isn't gonna get rid of nuclear bombs

👄 profit off of people’s fear

giving a whole new meaning to eat the rich

this right here could be amazing movie plot

I give em half that time haha

AHS Apocalypse type beat

the absolute best part is that all those old silos are still locked in as russian and chinese nuke targets so they'll get obliterated within the first hour

Here before 100 liked

@@bigyoshiofficial Who gives a shit?

@@Flome810 :(

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Same

I need this

Making this and crediting this comment, this would make an excellent sketch/mini series

YO THAT WOULD BE SICK pls someone pitch this to netflix

sounds like a fucked up hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

The Book of Truth When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." 1 November 2012

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Exactly what I was thinking!

Ironic.

To be fair, the toilet paper would be kept in a person's home and it does take alot of room. My grandpa is a bit of a preper and he has way too much tp and its pretty big and blocky. The pool is a social area

It's more of a fallout bunker from a fallout game. Social areas as well as homes.

I said the same thing it was creepy asf

it looks like they're going down that elevator in Doom starring the Rock

Kinda

I know you don’t want this fist again D.W 😤

Lil Nas has entered the chat

It’s pretty much The Masque of the Red Death come to life

You can rent these for weddings xD

How is that creepy?

@@youlaughyouphill842 If 99% of the worlds population has just died in an apocalypse and you can no longer live on the Earth unless in a bunker do you really think the occasion calls for a party room?

@@lisaporter-smith676 if you survived then yeah sure, dont know why you should be depressed about surviving

Honestly it’d be fun to me

I feel this but also surviving for a while would be thrilling

Its instinctual right? Would be kinda hard to just lie down and die imho

@@atuck5122 never underestimate a depressed brain.

I just wanna kill zombies

The 100

Cloverfield lane

@@matthewmcguire224 it doesn’t have a penguin enclosure. 7/10.

@@digitalharmony26 yeah, your right 😞

Watch lost

**slow zoom as video becomes increasingly more deep fried**

*Full saturation* *distorted audio*

*face distorts*

As he should

Constantly raising the bar for us all

Damn he really missed that opportunity 😭

HELL.

Jokes are half meant.. they probably wanna leave Kansas.. if they could

like literally. they are literally IN Kansas 😭

I drove through Kansas and I only said it when I left

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!

Seeing u in these comments was like randomly seeing a C-list celebrity in a public bathroom

What’s up checkmark

seeing u comment on this video made my day :)

I want a church girl who go to church EERRREADURBIBLE

Which one are you Aaron or jo

That's what happens when you reach that level of wealth

the joke police took op out before they could finish

Deeeeeep inside Kansas

"We're gonna hit Kansas' Geo-Spot!"

Missed opportunity

No this joke sucks too

@@sourstateofmind5944 Appropriate name

Bunkers aren't meant to hold people that long

@@no_peace how long could you potentially stay in a bunker for?

@@no_peace why else would they make a bunker built to last decades if not to USE them for decades??? Did you see that pool??? People are meant to live in these bitches

Right lmao

@@Holytitmouse Would be pretty difficult to store enough water for multiple people and a pool for decades though.

"this bunker is definitely haunted by the ghost of the previous owner, but look at this water fountain! ignore the glasses falling out of the cabinets on their own, he's just being pissy"

@@minjaarsic3327 At least you won't be lonely

'he passed away? Aw, ooh...anyways.'

It's the funniest thing that he built an apocalypse bunker to protect himself, only for his own heart to kill him inside said bunker

@@Dynoxe damn

And the Bermuda Triangle, quicksand, and black holes

Haha quick sand was the biggest fear after watching kids shows/movies

Ahhh yes. The nat geo mags. Had me convinced that I was gonna die either from a natural disaster or an animal attack not native to where I live.

... and get a beer

@@rproctor83 but American beer... bee... be... b... water

An I oop

I’d say that’s more a fact than opinion.

That's the truth. And it's sad.

yup I said the same thing. MrBeast is actually from Kansas

THATS why it was so familiar

@@KEGaMEs11 He's from North Carolina.

@@KEGaMEs11 he definitely lives in north carolina cause i live one city over from him.

Idk what context it was said in the video, but that’s a motion sickness medicine

@@cadenceolivia6304 yeah she can't spin on the pole too fast or she'll puke

yea cuz you put the crowd to sleep!

@@Yor_gamma_ix_bae damn hahah that’s pretty good ngl

@@Yor_gamma_ix_bae kjsjksjsk

lol its like the underground martian colonies in that movie Ad Astra! all the colonists are depressed as hell

Id love to see the dreamtime (or something) watermark on the slideshow😂

I mean, at least in case of Nuclear Annihilation, you'll be stuck in there a looonnng time so you gotta move on after a certain point.

Well, young grasshopper, the way to solve a problem is with a solution

Hahahaha