Madame Web - Movie Review 

I bet you love The Marvels now uh?

Man was channeling his inner Jim Carrey with that “Hot Garbage” delivery

Tahar Rahim started in one of the best french movie, "A Prophet" (Un Prophète in french). Watch it and I garantuee you'll want to review it

No mention of multiverse? Hard to believe.

Fuck me, a minute of insincere promo in an 8 minute video. You don't need all the money.

Not at all I think most of us feel that way. It's intriguing to know what people are gonna say about this movie

Not at all. Sony made some of the blandest marketing for this film which is saying a lot for them.

@autolosss8520 yeah the marketing was awful. The only reason anyone is going to see this movie is for Sydney sweeney or dakota Johnson

And then the pitch meeting

Exactly who was actually looking forward to this crap?

They keep rewarding failures instead of unlearning from it. If they work at ROK or JPN, this won't be tolerated.

I hope this becomes a big meme like morbius

I hope not i hope it just becomes forgotten

​@artfire28 Been saying the same thing why th f will I hire someone who failed 😢

The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.

lol 😂 facts!!! Bro 😎

Seen another review of this & sore it was Jeremy as the villain!! 😂

Jermey was SHOT? omg is he OK????

Exactly Jeremy Jahns looking like Ezekiel Simms 😂

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that 😭

How did Jeremy not realize that he's in the movie?

Was really hoping he would comment on the obvious likeness 🤣😂

I thought Jeremy was joking and inserted a picture of himself 😂

lmaoooo

It gave me life

I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.

That needs to be clipped and made a meme

strong Jim Carey vibe on that quote

Honestly, the "dogshit" quote was quite exquisite.

Yeah I had to unsub from him.

Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too

Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann. But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.

​@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡 All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all. Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.

I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.

I dunno why his lip sync was so out of sync. It drove me crazy!

so annoying right!? And Sony wants us to take them seriously? Cant do it!@@roodick85

Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.

I think it was SW Episode IX he put a really happy thumbnail and started the video apologizing for the troll image xD

Except for his Rise of Skywalker review. He tricked us with that one.

@@RoyMust4ng That was so funny

@@LuisSierra42 I remember being so confused about seeing the thumb before watching the movie hahaha

@@thefullmetaltitan9732 your profile picture is pretty epic

Right lol

2:30 😂

I died😂

It was smoooooaaakkkkiiin.😉

That's exactly who I was thinking about. Lol

Unlike Chris Cuckman

😆

Did that actually happen? My God, that's awful.

I'm assuming this is a joke but at the same time, I'm not entirely sure...

Surf the Web, Surf the Web!

@@michaelohearn6616 I expect this is the baseline for the quality of this movie's writing

At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.

You go to work every day probably doing something you hate but feel sorry for the guy who makes triple what you make who watches movies for a living

@@Kb-xq2ry bold of you to assume I'm doing something that I hate for a living. 😂

@@Kb-xq2ryare you stupid or do you just have no ability to regulate your emotions?

@@Kb-xq2ry shhhh sad human, back to your hole

He’s gone downhill since he removed the acoustic outro.

@@Missab4000 He's gone down hill since he removed his balls.

Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.

“The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands

But his video wasn't a review of this movie though. It was using it as an example of bad studio interference...

Underrated comment

Nice reference!

They removed the line from the movie :(

So much information

Remind me on "This is Katana" and " We should team up" lines

The movie brought peace between Israel and Palestine. No other movie could have done that. It's one of the movies of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Nooooooo !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They did WHAT!?! 😮

almost want to watch it to confirm this, but NO

And then she webbed all over the place

Hell yeah lol 😂😂😂😂

LOL he does!

I was looking for this comment

I laughed pretty hard when the dude basically 80% looked like a dead ringer for Jeremy. 😅

That side by side had me good. "was he in this? Is he trolling hard?"

I was gonna comment about this! 🤣

That's how you know Jeremy has integrity. He's willing to shit on his own performance in hindsight.

I peed a little.

"HOT GAHAHAHARRRRRRRRRBAGE!"

For a moment I thought he morphed into Carrey, by using an AI filter.

I actually said that out loud when he did that. So good.

Was about to say that🤔

Jeremy Jahns is already a discount Chris Stuckmann

While Cris Stuckman is a discount Chris Farley

@@MariusMooore I meant in talent, not appearance

I meant more of a Matt Foley living in a van down by the river kind of way

You know you can find all her scenes from Euphoria online right?

She is not pretty in my opinion. I don’t see it 🤷🏻‍♂️

​@@Leavekidsalone758 let me guess its her teeth right?

@@Leavekidsalone758 You’re crazy.

@@Leavekidsalone758it’s okay to be gay bruh

...and then she proceeded to Madam Web all over the place!

​@@ChineduOpara let that corny ass joke die already

Yeah Night Swim had that same problem 😂

Yeah you know what they say " anyone CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD "

The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."

I slept so amazingly well during Morbius too!!!!!

yo actually though, it’s so comfy. maybe waking up for a minute or two from time to time, bliss

Wow u must be rich to waste money like that

@@harunotodorokievery party needs a pooper 🎉🎉🎉

Lol I'd recommend getting a home there guys..

Agreed

Yes lol

6:20 😭

Hhh

Well

Nice

Editing

Bien

I watched Liar Liar last night with my dad and immediately thought the same!

Re-he-he-heally...

@@Rywar309 I have yet to see that movie.

I thought he nailed it

​@@bighand1530 Hilarious movie

I thought the same shit

Lol, right?? I was wondering if he would mention it!!

@@RoseBaggins I thought he would at least cracked a joke about it too, like come on it’s your twin bro!

It is lol

Don't waste your hard earned money on this.

You only have so many hours in a day. Do not waste any of them on this trash

Just wait for it to streaming if you really want to watch it

People love hating on something. Thats why velma, the marvels, etc reviews are getting so much views.

I fell asleep watching Morbius. I recommend it for the rest.

Never heard of her

​@@erikfinkel2717she is from euphoria a sexy actress.

Never heard of euphoria (Yes, I know it's a word and what it means) @@Eleven984

​​@@Eleven984 She just has big bewbahs

She is in this movie? Didnt even know that lol

Yeah man!!!.. O.G

I feel bad for your local theater.

Damn it was that bad?😂

He webbed out my friend..

😂

Which I think that Raul Julia Son would of been a Perfect Spider Jerusalem Which you described spider perfectly

He went to the Brett Cooper school of ad segue

Lame

Ad what Ad I don't know what you're referring to

Yeah, he did it perfectly! Lolol! I had to replay that part several times, it was so so accurate!

He did another hilarious version of this in his Phantom Menace review

@peytonculver8799 oh man 👨 😪 😢 ❤️ love it then! and still love it now!

For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣

Because the want to sell toys

Save Black Cat for amazing spider man 3 I feel

Bring back sexy women on screen

@@littlesparrow303she should play black cat in the MCU.

I loved when she said I see web people

@@wfm445 Truly one of the moments of all time.

Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit

I miss having completely disposable income. Like I wish I could just literally throw money away like you're about to do. 😂😂😂