The Marvels is AWFUL | The MCU is DEAD 

I think we all owe Thanos a huge apology.

This is no longer ART, it's propaganda.

"The directing is awful, the acting is awful, CGI is awful.. and I'm guessing the catering sucked!" Spot on, catering at The Marvels was probably a vegan buffet served by non-binary people

"Made herself pregnant through female empowerment" HAHAHA This line got you a new sub. GGs sir.

I love how Hollywood's idea of female empowerment is basically antisocial behavior, which in turn makes the patriarchy looks reasonable.

As a woman, I hope Disney knows we hate this kind of cringe representation. I felt far more empowered watching well-written and likable heroes such as Nebula and Mantis in Guardians 3 than I would ever feel watching pandering shit like this. We don't want you to shove "feminism" in our face, just write good female characters

Disney don't care as long as their pleasing the alphabet bandits💀💀😂

“I do not need a 40 year old white dude-“ I do not need a trans character taking the role of an important character

"Poorly adapted coloring book" is so spot on to this garbage

When I was twelve, an uncle of mine became a trucker and had no place to call home. He had a collection of 4000 comics and decided he wanted me to have them, because I always sat in awe listening to the stories he’d tell me about super heroes and villains and my parents had a huge garage to store them in. I spent the next 10 years reading and selling these comic books and falling in love with them, talking on the phone with him to talk about them for hours. Then the first iron man movie came out and I asked my dad to call my uncle to see when he would be in town to watch it together. Turns out he found out he had stage four cancer so traveling was hard. We went and visited with him and we talked for so long the doctor said he hadn’t shown that much energy since he began his stay. He would die 2 months later. I would watch every marvel movie and imagine what talking to him about it would be like, I missed him so much but was so happy with everything he left behind for me. Moral of the story, I’m so fuckin happy he never had to see what it all became now.

I’m a woman and I’m *SICK OF THIS!*

Just stop watching anything related to disney, cancel disney+ subscriptions, don’t go to the theaters, just ignore them and let them make their woke bs that will eventually get kk fired

"Made herself pregnant through female empowerment." This line made me chuckle out loud. Good one sir.

You know it’s bad when you’re more excited about the reviews than the movie itself

Marvel - So many of our fans are female that we should make movies for them Me- If so many of your fans are female doesn't that mean you are already making movies for them?

I legitimately believe that Samuel L. Jackson is either having an affair with Brie Larson or simping HARD. They seem to do a lot of films together ("Kong: Skull Island," "Unicorn Store," "Captain Marvel," "The Marvels," etc.), he appears with her a lot in interviews, and he's always really quick to defend her in public...

It's almost as if hiring based on race, gender, and sexual preference rather than merit and experience produces bad results. Who would've thought?

What’s insane is Disney won’t take a look at themselves on why they keep failing, instead they just blame the audiences and fans

Valkyrie looks like she just walked in off the Men in Black set.

Mickey Mouse got all the infinity stones, snapped his fingers, and Marvel and many other companies he bought started turning to ash, including him

Fun fact: Disney apparently has no idea that a dying sun gets bigger and hotter, not smaller and colder.

"A diverse woman can direct a flop just as badly as a straight white male." This is really funny, but it is also the true meaning of equality.

Hahahaha 🤣 Valkyrie was just saving money on costume changes from her Men In Black role.

I also did not like it that Valkyrie and Carol were all of a sudden acting like best friends. Never seen them interact at all and all of a sudden giving each other life advice?, i know its not the main issue but still annoys me

Disney’s speedrun into bankruptcy is fascinating to watch.

Can you imagine being an employee at Disney being told you can't have a raise as they blow 100s of millions on this garbage 🤣

In an alternate universe, Stan Lee is still alive and he's forced to see The Marvels.

in 50 years, film historians will look back on the records Marvel/Disney broke and then the subsequent films they made after the original MCU and it will be seen as the most delusional downfall of multiple franchises from a single company in film history.

Disney making the same error over and over again and losing a ton of cash is insanity

What was truly frightening is the reviews online are actually more entertaining than the movie itself

As I woman and a writer all I want to say is: STOP USING THE SEXISM CARD TO JUSTIFY YOUR STUPID, AND BAD WRITTING. WRITE A DAMN CHARACTER WELL AND PEOPLE WILL STOP COMPLAIN :) thanks

I walked out of the Marvel's movie 15 minutes into it I was like WTF is this abortion

its funny how after stan lee passed, marvel suddenly started taking massive step in a different direction

Can't believe he didn't mention that the main villain actress is Tom Hiddleston's wife. There's your explanation for how she got the role

Woman The Accuser. Probably the best name in today's society 😂😂 I applaud you sir, well done

Disney has ruined Nick Fury, Thor, Loki, Hulk, Hawkeye, Wanda, Strange… 🤦‍♀️

I'm surprised there's someone out there who could talk about this movie for 25 minutes and make it interesting. Congrats Gary 😅

The sad thing is they now hear themselves talking because no one is praising them and they are realizing how stupid their movies sound and they can do nothing about it. Watching this Hindenburg crash and burn has been incredible.

Hasta la vista, Disney.

Another big problem I have is the multiverse. Now this isn't really a problem more so an opinion. That being said, I absolutely despise when the multiverse is brought into stories. There's been like 1 good execution. I think. I've never seen one but there has to be at least one somewhere right? Anyways the whole multiverse shit is just an excuse for lazy writing. I mean they probably finished endgame and still wanted to milk the hell out of this franchise but didn't have the writing skills to continue to story. So they went with the multiverse. It makes sense after all. People want RDJ back? They'll bring back iron man. Wait but he's dead? Well with the multiverse you can do anything! They don't even TRY to make it make sense with the plot. They just go like "ermmm its cause of the multiverse!" I'm sorry the writing quality is the exact same as like those short stories they made 8 year olds write in school. Now theres also more issues like how they're adding all these characters they think are cool but not putting in the writing to make people care about them. I mean as a writer working on a comic story this just PAINS ME! There's all sorts of issues but the comment is long enough and I already discussed the worst of it. Multiverse my ass. But yeah the most they can get out of this now is selling captain america magnets to nostslgia blinded adults.

As a woman, I'm insulted that these female characters aren't written with as much passion or care as the previous male characters. They're unfunny, unlikable and lack character arcs or depth. When I was younger I was excited to see more female superheroes onscreen, now I'm just disappointed. In reality, they just make us look bad.

The MCU is dead. Once Disney Marvel decided pushing 'The Message" instead of telling a good story or making money, that was it.

Dang, she looks like Valkyrie of the "Men in Black" universe.

When racism and sexism becomes sexy, art becomes propaganda. This too shall pass, but holy shit it's tedious to experience in real time. Bring back real female badasses. Not this neutred, pc bs.

This should be a prime example of what happens when you hire for diversity and inclusion instead of hiring the best person for the job, no matter their race or gender.

It's sad that disney propaganda is killing the comics and the world that many comic creators build. Disney is killing the child inside of us.

Are you the 40 year old white dude, Brie was talking about? 🤣

her outfit, not uniform, does not fit, it's hanging off of her, she looks fuller when she is not wearing it, i don't know if that is down to the reshoots being at different times. the other outfits in the movie suffer from the same problem that that the outfits in new star wars suffer from, they look too new and clean and unused. the fighting is dance fighting like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and the upscaling on a lot of the landscape effects looks the same as in power rangers. bring on a snowflake and safespace movie. photon lady bgm turns out to be a super villain when she travels to another universe which according to the rules we have been told causes an incursion so if she does not find a way to leave it she will cause more death to that universe than thanos could.

The problem is that these corporations clearly learn nothing from these failures.

And to think they spent $300m on this. Once again, Disney proves they no longer know how to make a movie. I watched the original Snow White recently. What a masterpiece. This is clearly no longer the same company that created the movies of my childhood.

Captain Marvel became blockbuster only because it was released right after Avengers Infinity war and post credit scene where they shows captain marvel is kinda only hope to save Avengers. And it was kinda must watch for Marvel fans like me to know what happens before Avengers end game to know the plot but i had literally 0 interest in this the marvels because of many reasons like there was no hype or reason around it like part1 to watch it, no cool renowned villains at all and also these leads have kinda flop series which i haven't watched at all. I would say they released movie in a wrong time, lack of good villains and no hype at all. 300+ millions dollars is huge loss for Marvel Universe.

I have to give it to Disney, being able to destroy their best franchises; Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, wonder who is next?

I love that their 6 seconds in End Game has proven that that is all the time they deserved.

14:05 "And yes, there are more cats in this film and I'm sure they're all female. To be fair, they did a better acting job than the humans" Tea just flew out of my mouth at that point 😁

I guess Nick Fury's black girl magic aint working!

I'm not even mad or upset at this. I'm just...utterly disinterested. Disney may as well have spent that money documenting the life cycle of giant clams.

I'm one of the rare (I think) girls that fell in love with Marvel comics because of my mother. She grew up in the 60's and 70's and traded Marvel comics with her brother and his friends. When I was a kid she introduced me to The Avengers, Thor, Captain America and The X Men. I was raised on the X Men cartoon in the 90's. Rogue was always my favorite character but I liked the boys a lot too. I knew in school I was an anomaly. Only the boys liked comics, I made lots of male friends because of my knowledge but I never wanted to change their comic world. I liked it the way it was. Modern media needs to learn that, these things are classics for a reason. They stood the test of time because they're good. Maybe you want to write your own version, then write your own characters and stop ruining another person's legacy. After all I doubt you'd like it if I did the same thing to you. Please Hollywood retake some writing classes, I beg you.

Carol Denvers was the real villain all along. You thought Thanos was bad; meet the most irresponsible omnipotent superhero there is; Captain Marvel: killed a planet of civilians and left it to it’s own accords. There’s no saving her character now. She’s just a sociopath at this point playing hero.

This was like on of the stupidest movies Ive ever seen. Why was it so cheesy and ridiculous? Why was Fury so giddy all the time? Why was Ms Marvel's family so chill when evil soldiers enter their house? Why did Fury allow the family to go into space with him? Why was the villain so bland? I couldnt tell whose face is more annoying, Danvers or the villain. So much more to question about this this lame movie. Oh, where do villains shop for clothing?

Storm. Mystique. Rogue. Kitty Pryde. Jean Grey. Sue Storm. Aunt May. Jessica Jones. Lady Sif. Mariko. Black Widow. So many phenomenal, proven, universally loved women from Marvel cannon, yet MCU runs with this trio, then scolded audiences for not respecting/appreciating/instantly loving them. When they stop worrying about producing content to placate social media harpies and return to storytelling with underlying universal themes, maybe they can come back to former glory. Until then... more content, more wasted potential, more wasted money, and more alienated fans.

The M-She-U is arguably the most mean-spirited and certainly the most financially disastrous direction any film company or producer has taken a formerly monetarily successful franchise. In fact, it’s only arguable because of Disney Star Wars and Kennedy. Take a bow Feige, and all the other ladies involved.

Disney is delusional, women super heroes are cool, but they aren't the only super heroes. Not ever little boy wants to idolize a female character.

What’s the song playing in the background first minute of the video?

It's unthinkable that we got to a point when people are more excited to watch a movie review than the actual movie😂 hail!

The fact that Kevin Feige and his band of yes people decided to bring on that psychopath who said “if you don’t like my politics don’t buy my book” for a SECOND TIME as a consultant. Is honestly all you need to know about how this terrible franchise is going. The MCU is so beyond repair that it’s morphed itself into a punching bag for all of us to take shots at. Congratulations Kevin Feige, you turned a billion dollar company into nothing.

The chick saying "2 hours of this please" for perhaps the dumbest sequence of the entire end game says it all.

Well, there's nothing wrong with Marvel movies themselves. But... Ignoring The Marvels... Kang, is not turning out to be a promising Thanos replacement. In large part due to the casting, I imagine - and the characterization. Thanos himself suffered from being relatively retarded. I almost like the original idea of him doing it all to woo Death better. There's some definite strangeness in some of the Marvel movies... They need to pull in Joss Whedon to gut check all of these at a minimum.

My daughter right at the song and cringe scene: "Dad, can we please go." Up to that it was "Dad, can we go." The added "please" was enough for me to forego the money. However, AMC, thank you. My daughter (12 years old) went and asked for our money back and they actually gave us half of it back.

The whole M-SHE-U is a prime example of "if it ain't broken, don't fix it"

this movie gave me second-hand autism

"Two hours of this please" my guy, that was the worst and cringiest part of the entire movie.

This is so sad to see the ultimate destruction of a franchise you once loved. At this point I hope Disney goes bankrupt.

Thank you for pointing out the trope of “ black or Latina girl existing only to be the engineer or gadget girl of the movie, because we need more women in stem”. That one has pissed me off forever. It’s so blatant and it’s in everything.

MCU sucked all the testosterone from the franchise. It's cool to have women heros but dam enough is enough.

This is what happens when you take the Masculinity out of the comics !!! Get the shit away from Disney, keep and stay with the comic books as they were with us growing up!!

Kelly Sue, baiting and trashing customers: "Don't like it. Don't buy my book." Customers, leaving: "Ok. We don't like it. Not buying it." Kelly Sue, refusing accountability: "It's not me. The comics market is contracting." Customers: "We'll buy good stories in comics." Disney/Marvel, shrugs "We don't know how. It's our content or nothing" Customers: "Ok. Nothing. Or we'll make our own." Disney / Kelly Sue - failing, confused, still blame other people.

They've been trying to use that "super hero fatigue" excuse for the last 6 years now. That's not what it is. What REALLY happened is they completely changed the source material. It went from something 3 generations of people love to something 10% of ONE generation KIND OF likes. That is, they'll say they like it, but they won't buy the comics.

Among the many things that i couldn't understand was how Valkyrie got there on the Bifrost...

No no and no. I will not spend a penny or a second on these stupid "Girl-Power" movies. Horrible acting, horrible plot, horrible effects....they should just stop.

"Simply put, it's a series of disconnected events with characters you don't care about in a short film that feels long". I love that.

I absolutely LOVE that they were so lazy in bringing Valkyrie in and costuming her that they basically used Tessa Thompson's outfit from Men In Black: International instead of any kind of outfit she had in the MCU

Get Marvel away from disney PRONTO.

The Star Wars and marvel was ultimately a hostile takeover, and Disney literally just wasted billions of dollars to destroy them. They just didn’t like the competition. There’s no other excuse for it what they are doing to these franchises is absolutely horrific people go to the movies to watch a fantasy if you will, not all the political bullshit that we have to deal with on a day-to-day basis and movies used to be for imagination and a way to escape which is why the original marvel movies did so well keep the BS politics out of our movies we need the original hard-core action movies back

*"BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!!!"* Someone actually thought that line was worth leaving into this thing. And I thought the racial pandering was bad four years ago...

Still can't believe that they actually put the villain's death in the trailer.

The Marvels is the biggest flop in MCU history as Disney doubles down on female empowerment and loses big with the women Disney was pandering to not buying tickets

The all-female scene in Endgame was so cringey and took me straight out of the movie when it happened. It didn’t make any sense in the context of the movie and was clearly a political inclusion. It’s also yet another moment where Infinity War did it better. The Black Widow, Okoye, and Scarlet Witch vs Proxima Midnight fight was a way better all-women scene!

Imagine if Disney cancelled it. It would've saved Disney the money and humiliation while it would've saved us from seeing something literally no-one wanted to see.

Brace yourselves for all of the "blame the flop on all the istaphobes and superhero fatigue" articles that are incoming.

How the fuck did disney think throwing away good storytelling for woke filth was going to appeal to more people? We don’t watch these movies for shitty writing and empowerment stories, we want a badass and well written marve movie, but apparently that’s too much to ask for for The richest movie company ever created, smh

I'm 19. Growing up with Star Wars and Marvel at its peak, it breaks my heart to see Disney and wokeness ruining the highlight of my childhood. This along with American MSM is making me realize the world is turning for the worst😥

"Make herself pregnant through female empowerment" is the best line from this video!

MCU is dead. Watch as Disney ties to bring back RDJ and Chris Evans to save their dying studio. Don’t fall for it. They hate you!

"two hours of this, please" *eyerolls

Oh wow, this looks like absolute vomit. I'm not even going to waste bandwidth pirating this movie or valuable time watching it.

I love how they attempt to make these silly lady villains seem "imposing" by giving them giant shoulder pads and CGI biceps--You know, qualities that would make LARGE MEN imposing, and it just looks absolutely ridiculous on the 5'3 90lb TikTok influencer actresses they shoe-horn into these roles. Remember when the original Fox X-Men movie came out, and the entire production crew went into great detail about how they didn't want the characters to come off looking silly in their transition from comic books to cinema? Marvel has lost ALL touch with that kind of sensibility, and Cate Blanchett's Hela was likely the last time the MCU conceived a female villain who didn't make me break into fits of laughter or cringing at first sight.

It's depressing seeing what has become of the MCU and how Disney continues to ruin franchises by making the same stupid mistakes

thoughts and prayers to anyone who paid money to watch this crap

The worst thing is that Capt Marvel COULD HAVE BEEN a great character if they took the time to WRITE HER WELL.

Martin Scorsese was spot on when he said superhero movies are like amusement parks