Mae Martin - Dating men 

alleia OOOF I was about to say that hahaha

I was thinking exactly that🤣

I was about to write that

The woman who said “ending” was a prophet.

Swears.... 😂😂

@vic vaporthat's like calling somebody partially vegetarian because they eat meat and vegetables. It's just not what those words mean, since they both also define a particular set of things a person excludes from what they put in their mouths.

@vic vapor there is no such thing. You're either omnivore or you're not.

@vic vapor yeah, these exactly what omnivore is, you're mixing the terms. Omnivore is an animal who can survive on animal and plant matter. In this case analogy to a bisexual. You're either bisexual or you aren't. You're either omnivore or you aren't. You can't be more carnivore than omnivore

@vic vapor Even if someone eats more vegetables than meat they are not vegetarian. Unless you are exclusively eat women you are not a lesbian

@vic vapor we are okay with it as long as they call themselves bi

What about now?

If the world turns to shit, and it gets all Mad Max, wouldn't you be glad you took Zumba classes?

wew that aged well

The scary part is if people in 2021 think the same of 2020

I had to look at the date to make sure it wasn't actually from 2020

RIGHT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT

I just automatically assumed she was talking about 2020 and then realized that she wasn't.

@@Ven_de_Thiel haha yea, that would be crazy...

Lol being told you’re bi when you’re in denial is real too. Thought I was straight, everyone knew I was gay. Fun how that works out

Its different when we meet a masculine stud kinda girl and she ACTUALLY likes dudes still, we like it but we've gotten real used to if it looks gay then 99.9% of them are and get pissed if we hit on them, and then are more surprised when a very feminine girl is gay. So yeah this is starting to be a pretty new one for alot of us lol. Love it though, nothing like a girl I can cuddle with but also like wrestler lol

I thought I was gay for a long time. But then I dated my husband and I was like "...oh no. He's cute. Oh no, I think I wanna keep this one." And having people think I suddenly "became straight" is INFURIATING. Like, no, I just figured out that sexuality is fluid and changeable for the right person.

one of my close guy friends stared at me one day so i asked what he was staring at me for and he looked at me and said “i can’t call you gay because you’re half straight and i can’t call you straight because you’re half gay and i can’t call you bi because that’s just telling you what you are” i lowkey died

@@cinnamoncleric can be yeah.

Taco Taco "look at that high-waisted man! He got feminine hips!"

Kittymeow4u he's sensitive about that!!

Taco Taco YASS

A show with John Mulaney and Mae Martin would be amazing.

She could be Conan O'Brien's daughter

Same

Same

😂😂

I’m hyper fem and I still always envy androgyny 😍

@scoopity poop no jutsuthink you mean every generic Masculine lesbian ever, but i get what u mean. what i find so great about mae is that she isn't a lesbian, and as somebody who is 'lesbian-passing' having that kind of representation is really refreshing. :)

Little did she know

Virtually no lgbt comics do that. Just hyper-sensitive morons think they do.

Damian Delafosse A lot of people probably think that’s what lgbtq comics do because of Lily Singh.

still had to slide that Trump joke in tho.....but shes cool anyway

@@esobelisk3110 Lily Singh is not lgbt, she just an idiot feeding on current trends

I like her, too. Likeable, but unfunny.

okay ma'am you didn't have to expose us like this

No it's not just you

the rest of us wondered what happened ???.. she alluded to the single parent household... like if you somehow miss out on normal that is somehow better or more brave or stunning etc... instead of challenged biology.

Hey, I'm a heterosexual woman and as soon as she said she was single I thought: "Lucky... she's quite a catch!"

Straight dudes do this too

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was a 10 year old boy...

Niharika Manjunath you like pre pubescent little boys?!

Niharika Manjunath exactly what I was about to comment haha I love her too

don't be daft, loving pre pubescent boys is honorable as long as you don't touch their noodle or have slimy intentions.

She loves YOU ^^

Pic or ur not bi

I mean, the gay community for years shit all over anyone who said they were bi...which I honestly never understood. It's nothing to be mad about, I'm often confused for a lesbian because I'm usually single and apparently dress like one. I have lesbian friends. They have better hair and fashion sense than I do.

I've just finished season two and watching their RU-vid clips and fanboying over them. They're such a great person 😊

Sameee

i know right?! completely stalking her online 😆 fangirling to the highest lvl 😍

Is there a gender neutral term equivalent to fanboy and fangirl? If there isn't, there should be

She's on Taskmaster UK now!

She never said she isn't dating women anymore...

Give us a chance eh?? :).

She's?? Bi??

No! She's ours now!

You had ten years!

Lol me too!! 😂 I did laugh pretty hard though at her joke about looking like a 1D member not gonna lie

Oh my god I literally thought the same thing wow

Omg I was searching for this comment😂

YES ME 2 like 2 seconds after she said it i was like.....hold on

Omg I love Niall

this needs to be the top comment on here.

What...? Where was the bi erasure?

@@zaboomafooba it's?? everywhere?? and she JUST talked about everyone assuming she's lesbian lmao??

If you want to get rid of bi-erasure start with bi people, like the men who are “totally straight” but hit you up on Grindr and don’t want you to tell their wives

80s music is _awesome,_ why would you ever dis Erasure like that?

Do you also look like a cute boy

Rain nope, have shoulder length hair, i just dress not very femininely lol

Claire sounds cute too

Rain sounds wet

i mean...she is not ugly at all but i cant imagine making out with someone like that...maybe if i was really drunk

Yeah, I agree

Shit.....jeans and a teeshirt are men's clothes?? Feck.....

Carrie Perkins sorry you’re right that was a bit of a generalisation

ha ha, thats OK. Hope your having a good weekend.

Ally Horsell I'm guessing that is because she is a woman. Women tend to give off feminine vibes

My straight heart agrees

Me too. She’s got beautiful “energy”. And no I’m not a hippie, I just don’t have the words. Pretty for sure but she’s got an exasperated/fun energy about her that is attractive. Or she’s a tremendous actor, either way she’s fun/funny.

My polygamy heart accepts whatever she is..., yeaamuy

**clears throat** ya gay

hahahaha same

Corylus Bluefox holy shit your right

Am I the only one who scrolled down the comment section to find all three shreks? 😂😂😂

MultiBigbird01 I should have said four to send people on a wild goose chase.

Dodo The Donkey lol

wat r u doin in mah swemp? Look, another one. lmao

astrid rodriguez she actually dose 😂 you're both rocking it though

^ absolutely! I’m debating cutting my hair super short again.

questioning not questionable. get your terminology straight. er...

@@jv-lk7bc no, not as in they aren't sure. As in they are entirely het but act gay with same gender friends. I'm also not straight.

Onyx Helena Ember-Graves I’ve never understood that!! I knew too many heteros who get uncomfortable around gay people but act gayer than gay people

You misspelled virgin

Keith coughs* nobody gives a fuck *coughs

HandjesBreda cold 😂

Yeah I was like 'noone in 1D was a saggi, i'd fkin rmmbr' * astrology enthusiast *

I love how this comment is edited Like at first you were like "hes not a sag??? Uhhh im pretty sure hes a cancer" and then like you googles it to make sure and you were like "fuck shit no wait" and edited it

ER Cooper wait, she was on good news??? When?

Yellow Shoelaces she was one of the guests, try searching it on RU-vid!

For the record, do neither get proper Mexican tacos instead:)

🤣

Lmao this is the best analogy

Samuel Platts Lmao

Samuel Platts thought it was a dude

That was a good observation

goddamn one away from 1000 ma dude, gave you the 999th, it feels lucky to me 😎 I love her but also this comment was funny not gonna lie

no she looks like Russell

Me too, but then it turned out she was good and not at all American

@@JohnHolywell Can you fucking read? Daniel said she's "good and NOT AT ALL American."

Same haha

I love when people smash stereotypes. :)

I clicked on this for this reason

Kvren Ponto hace u seen her show yet?? It’s called Feel Good

Season two was so good!

@@AnnabelleGT that series was so brilliant it’s insane. It wrapped up so well too. No loose ends. SO underrated and under-recognized though.

Use Wiki Ellen is the lesbian Russel Howard

JCJack no ellen is russell howard

No, Russel Howard is the lesbian Russel Howard.

Use Wiki no that’s Ellen

No Russel Howard is the lesbian Russel Howard

nonexistent That’s because we’re arrogant and spoiled.

Not really. You still have no healthcare ​@@geetarbube

Yami bakura it's easier to be alone if you find ways to like yourself. Or join a club!

Yami bakura I’ve been single for my whole life no joke 12 Year’s it feels great no nagging assholes and bitches

Harry Dean Nope XD

Ye imma stay a single pringle

my dog loves me

..is she funny???

Bro : "ya gay"

Loll as a girl who loves women like her.... I want her to be an 80/20 girl/guy split

U single??

JokerCrowe same 😂

I don't say this to straight men often....but I feel sympathy for your dating situation.

mighty hawk BROTHER!

Obi Wan Can Blow Me Ogrelords!

mighty hawk shrek 1.....

This was supposed to be comedy?

Gooniegoogle How is it not comedy?

Shes Comeundun ... stranger things

Shes Comeundun I’ve read less retarded comments on 4Chan

No, we just think she looks like a boy. Because she does.

I dont think you know what any of those words mean

I am a mouthbreather, I don’t think she’s a boy... Also wtf are you trying to say in the second part of this comment?

Sooo true.

I prefer Ellen

Buchanan Games either that or you have a doctor who addiction

The real question is, do you squish yourself into peoples lockers with a gas lamp?

Yer gay

You must consume a lot of soy.

*reads comment* *looks slightly to the left* "yup story checks out"

Oh, same

02 Same

I Look Like a Toe I read a post where this lesbian got hit on by a gay dude because he thought she was a boy

Ahhh I read that post it's from tumblr isn't it? xD It was basically the same but the other way around lol rip me

as a trans guy, i relate to this So Much

I'm also a trans guy it sucks doesn't it? I avoid going to any gay districts because of it because it's dysphoric af

I Look Like a Toe it does suck, but i hope to one day pass enough that people won't mistake me for a lesbian lmao