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Trump Whines As Trial Winds Down, Shares Unified Reich Campaign Video & Giuliani Desperate for Cash 

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The defense rested their case in the Trump hush money trial, an army of ass-kissers including Don Jr flew in to support Donald, his brother Eric went on Hannity to brag about his father, Trump or his team shared a video on Truth Social last night and slipped in the words “Unified Reich,” Trump’s company made $770,500 in revenue during the first quarter of this year but he spent over $327 million, Donald is threatening to sue the filmmakers who made a new movie called The Apprentice, Rudy Giuliani is filing for bankruptcy but he has an exciting new business brewing and Jimmy’s monologue gets interrupted by a bunch of TikTokers.
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Комментарии : 2,9 тыс.   
@kelleydavis100
@kelleydavis100 29 дней назад
Jimmy, thank you for all you do with trump. Your humor is the only thing holding me together! This is a friggen nightmare and MUST END right away!!! Thank you again ❤
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 29 дней назад
Biden is a nightmare? So true
@poluchoquintal3369
@poluchoquintal3369 28 дней назад
I am in the same situation 👌
@Whale15
@Whale15 28 дней назад
He will be our President next year. The past three years have been too much of a disaster. I just wish we could have someone normal run for President.
@nicres
@nicres 28 дней назад
@@Whale15Biden is the most “normal” you’re gonna get. The other choice is a dictator so… time to choose sides
@rodneyfoster9719
@rodneyfoster9719 27 дней назад
His staff of writers write his monologue and his jokes.
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 29 дней назад
That unified reich thing in his post was wild. This guy needs to be sent to the dumpster fire of history.
@Jain1906
@Jain1906 29 дней назад
STAT.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 29 дней назад
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@faithlesshound5621
@faithlesshound5621 28 дней назад
The "unified reich" thing was Hitler's policy of cutting back on the autonomy of the German provinces. Does Trump plan to abolish States' Rights? That's one of the things a dictator could do after suspending the constitution. Putin already did that. Russians used to elect their provincial governors, but Putin put a stop to that and he appoints them himself now.
@benfriedman5492
@benfriedman5492 28 дней назад
@@tuyenle8107 Your rubles are in the mail - Vlad
@kramnoslaw4474
@kramnoslaw4474 28 дней назад
It's not wild it's down right scary
@katjachen573
@katjachen573 28 дней назад
As German living in the US, the mention of a Unified Reich makes my skin crawl. People, learn your lesson and show up in November to vote 💙🌊
@BonnieHaynes-gg4nk
@BonnieHaynes-gg4nk 28 дней назад
Agreed.
@robertbrannan9375
@robertbrannan9375 28 дней назад
He didn't mention a unified Reich, it has been debunked. A random person made the ad, got retweeted. That random person used a stock news headline image. And as a German person living in the US, we don't care what your opinion is on our politics, just like you wouldn't care if we said your chancellor is a dumbass because it has nothing to do with us.
@jimwilliams3816
@jimwilliams3816 28 дней назад
I have to say that current events are exactly why the idea that “it can’t happen here” is discouraged by many. It can absolutely happen here.
@robertbrannan9375
@robertbrannan9375 28 дней назад
@jimwilliams3816 it has been happening here, for over 3 years. Political persecution, corruption, etc. Etc. Etc.
@meh8982
@meh8982 28 дней назад
@@robertbrannan9375 It has been happening here since Trump walked down that escalator in 2015 and especially since January 6, 2021. He and the GOP get more brazen every day.
@michaelgeorge595
@michaelgeorge595 28 дней назад
Jr. is always indignant and Eric is sooo whiny. The fruit doesn’t fall too far…😅
@typicalhguy9290
@typicalhguy9290 29 дней назад
Giuliani Coffee: Just like Rudy, it's weak, bitter, and makes people nervous.
@watersipper1116
@watersipper1116 28 дней назад
OMG. Choked on a laugh.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 28 дней назад
How pathetic can one ex-new york mayor get?
@digbycrankshaft7572
@digbycrankshaft7572 28 дней назад
And causes flatulence and unscheduled bowel movements
@mickdeegan4651
@mickdeegan4651 28 дней назад
Can also be used as a hairdye.
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 28 дней назад
And it's runny, just like his hair dye.
@31emxof
@31emxof 29 дней назад
Don Jr. is an abysmal accordion player.
@B4Zathras2257
@B4Zathras2257 28 дней назад
He's practicing to be Drumpf's 'fly swatter'.
@andercoyote4170
@andercoyote4170 28 дней назад
🤣😆😂
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 28 дней назад
You tell me one thing he's good at and I'll give you a nickel!
@B4Zathras2257
@B4Zathras2257 28 дней назад
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Defending daddy from the insect swarms.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 28 дней назад
..... and master COKE HEAD 😅
@todd3205
@todd3205 28 дней назад
Thank you Mr. Kimmel and writers. Thank you!
@bklyncyclist
@bklyncyclist 28 дней назад
I drove by the other day and you'd be hard pressed to see anybody or anything. There were a handful of people in the little park across the street, but they may have just been having lunch. His red tie crowd only appears to do their spiel and then goes away. They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers.
@Uup9xn
@Uup9xn 25 дней назад
"They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers." Yes, because like most leftists they are violent and a bit loopy, and capable of being driven to extreme anger by comedians on TV, etc.
@driftlessman2094
@driftlessman2094 29 дней назад
Dudes wearing a tie with the image of a twice impeached President and we're supposed to take you seriously? 🤔
@jschuler53
@jschuler53 28 дней назад
@Driftlessman. You know what PT Barnum said about giving them a spectacle that keeps them coming back. Or something like that. That IS a concerted circus. There's another name for it but that's a whole other trial.
@mogznwaz
@mogznwaz 28 дней назад
First ‘impeachment’ attempt was based on a fake Russian collusion dossier concocted by the Democrat party to unseat a democratically elected President. And it failed. Second ‘impeachment’ attempt had zero substance and was initiated by the Democrat Party purely to stop Trump being able to run again. It failed. I’m not sure why they’re so scared of this guy but they’re sure willing to go to ANY length to remove him.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 28 дней назад
NO!
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
"Impeach" is an unsubstantiated accusation that failed, yet you are using it to focus your Hate and Intolerance
@sandramckenna9166
@sandramckenna9166 28 дней назад
Leave our kangaroos out of your mouth! Sandra in Australia
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 28 дней назад
You are right! No one should be talking about our friendly neighbors the kangaroos in the same sentence as the horrific orange monster! Sorry Sandra and Australia 🦘. Love from Marjorie, New York and 🇺🇸❗😁
@MicaOShea-oe7ir
@MicaOShea-oe7ir 28 дней назад
It's an American expression (19th century miners in the California gold rush.) It has nothing to do with kangaroos and no one even knows why they called it that. Anyway this is a legitimate court of law. No reason to use it on top of being insulting to an ally's iconic wildlife.
@8ofwands300
@8ofwands300 28 дней назад
@@MicaOShea-oe7ir she knows....😒
@Uup9xn
@Uup9xn 25 дней назад
Australian here too. Biden has dementia, Trump is more popular, and you guys are in denial.
@heatherarce3744
@heatherarce3744 28 дней назад
Love Kimmel. His comedy on Trump is gold.🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@rodneyfoster9719
@rodneyfoster9719 27 дней назад
You mean his writer's comedy on Trump.
@user-cd3vg8ix4g
@user-cd3vg8ix4g 23 дня назад
What else does he talk about?
@heatherarce3744
@heatherarce3744 22 дня назад
@@user-cd3vg8ix4g what else does Trump talk about besides everyone’s out to get me, poor me poor me and his hard on for Joe Biden. Kimmels a comedian and he’s spot on. Trump gives him too much to work with. He’s a joker.
@heatherarce3744
@heatherarce3744 22 дня назад
@@rodneyfoster9719 absolutely and it’s gold. If I were Trump I’d start acting like a grown up so every person on the planet didn’t laugh at me for being so absurd.
@joeystillpoppin1173
@joeystillpoppin1173 28 дней назад
Its been almost 8yrs i still haven't heard what he's gonna do for this country only helping himself, there's no such thing anyone has total immunity ! *NO ONE* !
@noah-cv7pn
@noah-cv7pn 28 дней назад
Not to mention asking for immunity and begging Biden for a pardon is like saying I'm Guilty Guilty guilty
@xjaskix
@xjaskix 27 дней назад
he gave HUGE tax cuts for those of us who are Hard Working & Succesfull
@iananders1587
@iananders1587 27 дней назад
You have never heard anything because you are not informed. Watch a perspective different than your own bias to learn. I recommend timcast irl episodes
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 27 дней назад
Yes😮😢
@joshsummit
@joshsummit 27 дней назад
You first have to remove your head from your rump to be able to hear. 🙄🤦🏿‍♂
@Poppa_Capinyoaz
@Poppa_Capinyoaz 28 дней назад
He still didn't testify. Loser, loser, loser.
@brucemurdoch1708
@brucemurdoch1708 28 дней назад
I’ll take the 5th
@b.freanch227
@b.freanch227 28 дней назад
SPOT ON.
@rogermansour6085
@rogermansour6085 28 дней назад
8 million new Yorkers and no Trump supporters outside
@emilyvanderwoude8595
@emilyvanderwoude8595 28 дней назад
They all have jobs now thanks to President Biden.
@Chris30C
@Chris30C 28 дней назад
Lol good one
@sherrypersinger7056
@sherrypersinger7056 28 дней назад
Right!!!!! 😂😅
@arcadiagreen150
@arcadiagreen150 28 дней назад
Unlike democrats, we have jobs to be at
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 28 дней назад
👏🏼 gives me hope
@babyblue61549
@babyblue61549 28 дней назад
🤯🤦‍♀️”I never rest?!!!” He rests All the time in court!!! It’s dementia.
@neo2264
@neo2264 28 дней назад
I'm surprised his lawyer doesn't just suddenly lose it, start cracking up & walk off saying "I can't, man.. I just can't"
@Kygranny
@Kygranny 28 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ednalowery9204
@ednalowery9204 28 дней назад
Except that he can.
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva 28 дней назад
He is getting paid millions. Unlike other Trump lawyers he getting his money upfront.
@ExtroniusAttributes
@ExtroniusAttributes 27 дней назад
Especially since he must know the checks from Trump will bounce.
@renalewis6406
@renalewis6406 23 дня назад
😂😂😂😂
@f1s2hg3
@f1s2hg3 28 дней назад
Jimmy you are killing Trump and that’s the best comedy show ever! Jimmy I love the way you tell Trumps crimes and his falsehoods that the far right ignores! Jimmy Kimmel you are getting 10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️’S for the best Trump jokes on tv today! Great job 👏!
@VELT577
@VELT577 28 дней назад
Wrong.
@latentsea
@latentsea 28 дней назад
Flight log Jimmy diddler
@jacobgood4842
@jacobgood4842 29 дней назад
I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one In ww2 and doesn’t downplay our vets that fought in that war
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 29 дней назад
trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 28 дней назад
But Joe is killing Palestinians
@joshuastanton6731
@joshuastanton6731 28 дней назад
Chump is a traitor to this nation. He sent his followers to try to commit a coup on Jan. 6th. He is a disgrace to everyone who ever wore the uniform and served our country. Marine Infantry/Intelligence Veteran Iraq x 2.
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 28 дней назад
@@tuyenle8107 .. in a 1 piece that matches his skin tone and flip flops.
@OsirisIxchel
@OsirisIxchel 28 дней назад
@@tuyenle8107 Troll
@vincentriley3698
@vincentriley3698 28 дней назад
When I need a lift and want a laugh I just watch this . Cheers JK. n team . Bring a little joy to my day 😉👍😊
@user-kl6ef1tn5g
@user-kl6ef1tn5g 27 дней назад
Nice to see Daddy’s been spending quality family time with Jr. teaching him how to play accordion. 👍
@lindagassaway4109
@lindagassaway4109 29 дней назад
Why is Don Jr. acting like a pop tart coming out of the toaster?
@manongagnon9704
@manongagnon9704 28 дней назад
Hahaha😆 your comment made me laugh!!!! I did ask myself a similar question when I saw him!! It's like he wanted to look bigger or taller!! I thaugh he was gonna smash his fists in his chest like Tarzan or something!!! 😂😂😂😂
@Flamenco1313
@Flamenco1313 28 дней назад
Lol the best comment tonight 😂😂😂😂
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 28 дней назад
Puffy pastry
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie 28 дней назад
Cocaine.
@williesloan8199
@williesloan8199 28 дней назад
Pop tart coming out toaster. Mic drop 🎤🎤😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
@eisande6237
@eisande6237 28 дней назад
One reporter called Eric Trump “a human participation trophy” oh the accuracy! 😂
@mogznwaz
@mogznwaz 28 дней назад
Not a very professional journalist
@bananasinpajamas7393
@bananasinpajamas7393 28 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 28 дней назад
​​@@mogznwaz It was one of the late night hosts not a reporter or journalist. I believe it was Stephen Cobert.
@debbiechang5781
@debbiechang5781 28 дней назад
I heard a comedian call the suck ups in the red ties who keep showing up in NY “human suppositories” for trump! Perfect description 😂😂😂
@4Sunflower
@4Sunflower 25 дней назад
@@debbiechang5781 😂😂
@user-kl2wn8kj3f
@user-kl2wn8kj3f 28 дней назад
Never let up Jimmy!!!!
@Dan-yz4qz
@Dan-yz4qz 28 дней назад
This is a clown show , how can these people really be in office ? Wtf is going on ?
@catcitycover
@catcitycover 28 дней назад
Junior’s wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt. What a brave guy.
@tommymurphy459
@tommymurphy459 28 дней назад
He looks like he's wearing an iron lung! 😲
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 28 дней назад
Guess he dosent know his head is vulnerable lol😂
@aprilpavis-shroeder
@aprilpavis-shroeder 28 дней назад
@@LisazabIS his head vulnerable, though? Not much up there….😅
@debmadden4157
@debmadden4157 28 дней назад
​@@aprilpavis-shroeder 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Lv-nq9qz
@Lv-nq9qz 28 дней назад
Who would waste the bullets?
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 29 дней назад
The Red Tie Clown Posse.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 29 дней назад
X45's "Puppet Posse" wearing the MAGA-Minion uniforms...
@MrStaybrown
@MrStaybrown 28 дней назад
🤣👌
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je 28 дней назад
Rudy Giuliani coffee commercial looking like a SNL skit.😂😂
@geralyn-mm
@geralyn-mm 28 дней назад
AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM. absolute perfection !
@user-rj5pu6rg1s
@user-rj5pu6rg1s 28 дней назад
PRICELESS
@vaughn257
@vaughn257 28 дней назад
His lawyer has the same look on his face that Deborah Birx did when Trump was talking to her about having people inject disinfectant.
@user-sl9to7lg5b
@user-sl9to7lg5b 24 дня назад
Birx was never that petulant.
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 29 дней назад
"AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM" CLASSIC!
@michaelstecyk7365
@michaelstecyk7365 28 дней назад
Hilarious
@user-ly5qi9zb5t
@user-ly5qi9zb5t 27 дней назад
my thought too, you saved me time typing the same post myself. thanks bro'.
@lolodee3528
@lolodee3528 26 дней назад
Simultaneously!😂thx Bill Maher
@4Sunflower
@4Sunflower 24 дня назад
That was epic! 🤣🤣
@NigelLouis-he8yc
@NigelLouis-he8yc 28 дней назад
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT
@thomaszitting2672
@thomaszitting2672 28 дней назад
Sweating after coming out of what he called a refrigerator 😂😂😂
@davidcoombes-pearce4533
@davidcoombes-pearce4533 28 дней назад
As an Australian, I take offence to the term Kangaroo court. I may commence legal action against diaper Don.
@chrystya
@chrystya 28 дней назад
Ha
@eduardodiaz2649
@eduardodiaz2649 28 дней назад
Touche
@shuckydarn2856
@shuckydarn2856 28 дней назад
Please,please,please!!!😂
@tt2778
@tt2778 28 дней назад
Get in the long line..
@markfryer9880
@markfryer9880 28 дней назад
​@@tt2778Oh don't worry about the line! Aussies always know the short cut!😅 Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
@karendeitrick2655
@karendeitrick2655 29 дней назад
How does that attorney stand beside him every day without laughing at the lies and vomiting at the smell?
@minutemeditations14All
@minutemeditations14All 29 дней назад
According to credible sources in the room they were struggling very hard to get through it.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 29 дней назад
For the hope of getting a huge paycheck at the end of the whole awful mess...
@adb888
@adb888 29 дней назад
The stench and the lies are why he's scowling so much...
@kenglasson2920
@kenglasson2920 29 дней назад
Vicks Vaporub under his nose, and a lot of drugs.
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 29 дней назад
Same reason Stormy had.
@WilliesGarden
@WilliesGarden 28 дней назад
Innocent people testify in their own defense. Tells me what I need to know about that trial.
@sabrinadickerson1007
@sabrinadickerson1007 27 дней назад
I'm embarrassed that he is the best we can do for a presidential candidate. A child would be a better prospect. Goes to show how bad the school system is that people take this fool seriously.
@stevenmoore3480
@stevenmoore3480 28 дней назад
Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime... Past his jailtime...
@suegarcia-yv6yx
@suegarcia-yv6yx 25 дней назад
AMEN, SAY IT LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
@teresamagoon214
@teresamagoon214 25 дней назад
Take Trump with you !!!!!!
@rclausen
@rclausen 29 дней назад
Eric Trump always looks like he's about to break out in tears, and sounds like it too
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 29 дней назад
Eric has finally figured out that his father has "a heir and a spare", and that he isn't either one of them...
@jpw5820
@jpw5820 28 дней назад
Kimmel literally breaks into tears
@ferox965
@ferox965 28 дней назад
​@@corrinerosales3615 Why are you putting the American flag in your comment? You hate your country.
@Bill-cu4dl
@Bill-cu4dl 28 дней назад
Probably is
@timetothinkbereal
@timetothinkbereal 28 дней назад
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine...... Eric Clapton
@jeffs7879
@jeffs7879 28 дней назад
There is no way that Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee for charity. He has watched Donald Trump grift his own supporters for years and has decided that is a good way to make money. Giuliani, a former United States prosecutor has turned to grifting people in order to pay his legal fees.
@stuarthipkins8336
@stuarthipkins8336 28 дней назад
Lock him up already .
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 28 дней назад
Rudy….” you know I always stand by the truth”…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood 28 дней назад
Yeah like he did against innocent workers at the Georgia poll - the Freeman's ! Hope they take all his coffee proceeds & award to them !
@dblack2630
@dblack2630 28 дней назад
But he does, kinda...like a bystander who's not involved and doesn't care.
@frankG335
@frankG335 27 дней назад
Aaaaahhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
@dbilly7
@dbilly7 28 дней назад
I’m always amazed how so many are ok with ruining their careers and lives for this conman.
@patlynch6517
@patlynch6517 28 дней назад
It’s a terribly sad and distressing comment on human nature
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 28 дней назад
It's what narcissists do. They have enough superficial charisma to suck in people and persuade them that no, they're not like those OTHER losers.
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
That's right. Trump donated 100% of his Presidential Pay to charity and he actually lost huge wealth during his Presidency. OTOH, The Biden Crime Family has raked in $247M from China, Russia, Romania, etc for their own personal profit and gain WITHOUT paying taxes on it. Surely The Bidens know the US Political Profit system far better !
@Uup9xn
@Uup9xn 25 дней назад
I'm amazed at how bad you guys are at understanding half of your own citizens.
@denisewatkins1585
@denisewatkins1585 25 дней назад
I am amazed that Americans voted for him.
@rosalielarsen1
@rosalielarsen1 28 дней назад
I love JK!!!!! I love his plain unadulterated “DJT” truth.
@nancydouglas8772
@nancydouglas8772 28 дней назад
Great show jimmy. Keep up the great work
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime 29 дней назад
If he doesn't get a guilty verdict the jury is either paid off or threatened. This man has a mountain of corruption and evidence against all the laws he's broken. Send him to jail already and end the cult.
@sharrielee911
@sharrielee911 29 дней назад
Totally agree with you 😏
@d.genxerWV
@d.genxerWV 29 дней назад
I doubt he will go to jail. The felonies are the lowest in NY, class e with a max time of 4 years.
@JasonBoyce
@JasonBoyce 29 дней назад
As a first-time felon, he would not be going to jail if convicted. I also wouldn't put it beyond one juror to fake being non-MAGA and then refuse to convict. There's a lot of crazies out there
@blueberry-ri7eb
@blueberry-ri7eb 29 дней назад
If it is a hung jury...trial all over again..Trump should love that
@deanedwards3453
@deanedwards3453 29 дней назад
@@d.genxerWV It is the USA. One of the most unequal societies in the world. The Rich and Powerful do not pay taxes and are above the law.
@biginfo7386
@biginfo7386 29 дней назад
In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
@Sandrae7560
@Sandrae7560 28 дней назад
‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor
@kenjeshadugui
@kenjeshadugui 28 дней назад
🙏🙏🙏
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 28 дней назад
​​@@Sandrae7560who ever thought Liz Cheney would be quoted on a jimmy Kimmel video comment!
@phylis3917
@phylis3917 28 дней назад
Slithering away.
@johnleca
@johnleca 28 дней назад
Funny. You be trippin like you buddy The Big Guy Joe and his Hoka sneeks.
@patu1540
@patu1540 28 дней назад
Oh Jimmy!! You are so hilarious!!
@wonderwoman1158
@wonderwoman1158 28 дней назад
Why are they airing these idiots? The media needs to stop!
@lynettewashington6443
@lynettewashington6443 28 дней назад
Veterans should sue Count Giuliani for false advertising.
@captlarry-3525
@captlarry-3525 28 дней назад
Don Jr. is wearing a bullet proof vest. Boy takes himself FAR Too Seriously !
@watersipper1116
@watersipper1116 28 дней назад
I thought it looked like a BP vest, too. Does it make him look manly?
@dm-heart
@dm-heart 28 дней назад
Why?
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 28 дней назад
Ah, that explains why his chest looks so strange. Hadn't thought of that.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 28 дней назад
🤦🏻‍♀️ the persecution envy is strong in these fools. I believe it's even in the Bible - the wicked flee when no one is pursuing them. (Learned that from Better Call Saul)
@shuckydarn2856
@shuckydarn2856 28 дней назад
Lol
@GLN14659
@GLN14659 28 дней назад
Thank you Jimmy and team. I really needed that! Keep them coming!! The part when "trump screwed both", made me laugh so hard I leaked 😮😊Well worth it! I will wear depends for the next 2 weeks bc of your show😂
@4Sunflower
@4Sunflower 24 дня назад
🤣🤣🤣
@user-qg5wg9ut2o
@user-qg5wg9ut2o 28 дней назад
Great show 👏 👍 ❤🎉
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 29 дней назад
How can you expect Trump to take the stand if he has bonespurs?
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 29 дней назад
Do you mean accept or expect? Petty grammar corrections are one thing but when your sentence makes no sense it's probably acceptable.
@plantitude8042
@plantitude8042 29 дней назад
@@KrakenIsland64 still a good joke
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 29 дней назад
@@plantitude8042 not really. Someone with bone spurs can take the stand just fine. The joke is supposed to be "if he couldn't enter the military how can he take the stand", which is a false equivalency. It's easy to make fun of him why do it poorly.
@stephenstjohn5239
@stephenstjohn5239 28 дней назад
@@KrakenIsland64 Actually his statement is grammatically correct.
@Faesharlyn
@Faesharlyn 28 дней назад
Just tell him there are classified documents in it
@thedahkterizzin8831
@thedahkterizzin8831 29 дней назад
DJT isn't only wrong...he's Reich!
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 28 дней назад
He's the Reich man at the Reich time! He's just not Reich for America.
@shuckydarn2856
@shuckydarn2856 28 дней назад
LoL I wonder if they will have armbands of an giant orangepoodiddle?
@joeystillpoppin1173
@joeystillpoppin1173 28 дней назад
That's a great description 😂
@user-tb4ij7zx1y
@user-tb4ij7zx1y 28 дней назад
@@shuckydarn2856😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny but at the same time- it funny!!! Terrifying!
@b.freanch227
@b.freanch227 28 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dougmorton4947
@dougmorton4947 28 дней назад
Rump never tells the people what he's going to do. He just rambles like the old man he is. 😂
@user-ov5uu5nn3r
@user-ov5uu5nn3r 28 дней назад
Hi from Australia. Really great Jimmy!!, Keep at him. Make him Cry.
@marcisunshine18
@marcisunshine18 29 дней назад
Are we paying these people to be there??? Are we paying for their airfare or their meals? Why the hell aren’t they working?
@jschuler53
@jschuler53 28 дней назад
@marcisunshine. That was my first thought, aren't you suppose to be at work? WTF. We should flush our the deadwood, or most of our leaders, and get some new blood in there. There is a whole generation that is lost and I'm sure some of them have good ideas we need to give them a chance. They couldn't possibly mess up as much as it is now. Besides, they'd be less likely to be corruptable, or, it will take a longer time. A lot of our politicians are older and out of touch. The religious nuts also need to go. No place for religion and politics to mix on the floor of Congress, the House or Supreme Court. No one is keeping them separate these days. This is one of the few countries where you don't have to believe in any kind of god. It used to be premoninently Christian (and Catholic) but that's changing. We need leaders who aren't relying on ancient religious texts or ideologies to inform their legislative decisions.
@SusanMcLean-cq1xl
@SusanMcLean-cq1xl 28 дней назад
That’s nothing compared to the millions we spent for Trump to play golf while he was in office.
@Mike-sl3gd
@Mike-sl3gd 28 дней назад
You sure are lol
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 28 дней назад
Starting pay of $174,000/yr of taxpayer money
@marcisunshine18
@marcisunshine18 28 дней назад
@@Tonyhouse1168 it was rhetorical. I wonder if if we paid for their airfare?
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 29 дней назад
Trump not keeping his word? Trump not testifying after saying he would testify? Trump whining? I’m shocked, I have no words!! Such shockers, probably the biggest shockers of ALL TIME!! 😳🤣
@rhondakoenig6452
@rhondakoenig6452 29 дней назад
lol good one!
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 29 дней назад
@@rhondakoenig6452, Thank You!! 🤣💜
@B4Zathras2257
@B4Zathras2257 28 дней назад
Like no one has ever seen before.
@Coolestmovies
@Coolestmovies 28 дней назад
Big shockers, with tears in their eyes.
@smitty5890
@smitty5890 28 дней назад
Making shocking great again !
@CawfeeTalkNow
@CawfeeTalkNow 28 дней назад
Who is paying for all these political zombies to come to NYC from DC?
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 28 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel vs. Donald Trump is one of the best prizefights that has ever existed, and I'm glad Jimmy always gets the best of him
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 28 дней назад
« I dont rest » said the guy who sleeps more than a hibernating bear.
@jude5976
@jude5976 28 дней назад
Good one.
@katceccotti
@katceccotti 28 дней назад
😂😅
@Lakesgirl42
@Lakesgirl42 28 дней назад
Donald Jr. is not a sober man….😳🙏🏼 Eric is just sadly desperate
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 28 дней назад
Every day 😂
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood 28 дней назад
The whole family is Corruption INC.
@NealGutierrez
@NealGutierrez 28 дней назад
The more Eric tries to be his father the more ridiculous he becomes.
@CherylRitenburg-do9og
@CherylRitenburg-do9og 28 дней назад
Don Jr looks unnaturally sweaty
@manadojones9638
@manadojones9638 28 дней назад
Stephen Colbert's improvisation of Eric Trump is my favorite!!
@jasonjohnson3119
@jasonjohnson3119 28 дней назад
As a disabled Army veteran, keep your traitorous money, Rudy... You need it more than we do!!! ✌️🇺🇸
@freedomfighter313
@freedomfighter313 28 дней назад
Why is tRUMP the only guy (future fellon) who gets the privilege of a Kangaroo Court, EVERY SINGLE TIME.??? 😂😂😂
@becker8565
@becker8565 29 дней назад
His lawyers always look so desperate like shut the hell up
@jschuler53
@jschuler53 28 дней назад
@becker. So far a lot of the drama has come from non verbal behavior, which actually has no reprecussions in most cases. When the judge talks about courtroom decorum he's right, certain places require an orderly populace to proceed smoothly. I wonder what it is like to be on that jury.
@MaggieLoveMTC
@MaggieLoveMTC 28 дней назад
😂😂😂
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 28 дней назад
I think that's the sort of expression Darth Vader had on under the mask, just before he threw the Emperor into a bottomless pit.
@Allegheny500
@Allegheny500 28 дней назад
His attorney's thinking why did I take this case? I can't shut him up and he's ruining my career.
@islanderbyrd1881
@islanderbyrd1881 28 дней назад
Is Don JRs neck getting shorter? Or is his spine shrinking even further?
@laureloien6754
@laureloien6754 28 дней назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, you make me laugh and smile everyday
@DWamericanfrets
@DWamericanfrets 28 дней назад
His attorney is nuts. He’s ruining his own reputation AND will never get paid.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 28 дней назад
Who cares.
@zookytar
@zookytar 28 дней назад
Lara will funnel RNC money to him
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 28 дней назад
Thank you Jimmy for making me smile and laugh. I got upset about the orange monster this evening, as usual, and feel so much better after your monologue! I am still petrified about November results and nauseated and infuriated - but I do feel better❗😁
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 28 дней назад
Keep hope alive & No worries bc America is here for yah!
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
Your Hate and Intolerance will overcome Reason and Law
@NotFromUtahRy
@NotFromUtahRy 28 дней назад
@@devilshaircut9 Is that the new Qanon/Maga slogan?
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 28 дней назад
@@carolw8579 Thanks Carol! Marjorie
@mojo500100
@mojo500100 28 дней назад
An apt Blanche observation. A picture is worth a thousand words.
@donnarichardson5834
@donnarichardson5834 28 дней назад
Did Chump get a new suit & tie? After wearing the same ones for 9 years, that suit can stand up without him in it.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 29 дней назад
"And in case I didn't mention it five times already, he's my father.....no matter what he tells people." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@demingfan1
@demingfan1 28 дней назад
A lot of kids say that to him. And then he makes the kid sign an NDA - Perfect NDAs😅
@michaelharrison4423
@michaelharrison4423 28 дней назад
Thank you Jimmy
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 27 дней назад
😮😮😮😮😅😂😂
@KeithM-kv9tt
@KeithM-kv9tt 29 дней назад
He seems to be hallucinating. No one is there.
@RuthBhmand
@RuthBhmand 28 дней назад
By counting all random pedestrians and passing cars in front of the courthouse, then it’s clear that 10.000 people came by. Let’s just assume everyone there was pro Donny 🤣🤣🤣
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
Joe Biden ?
@ghostpine
@ghostpine 28 дней назад
​@@devilshaircut9defect??
@yappity
@yappity 28 дней назад
Thanks for the TikTok videos at the end, so hilariously on point about why I personally would never use it. ;-)
@cindypragoff814
@cindypragoff814 28 дней назад
No love for the Nyquil spaghetti ASMR? :D
@isabelsurkis3620
@isabelsurkis3620 28 дней назад
Jimmy, you say it like it is!
@debprobst330
@debprobst330 29 дней назад
Michael went to prison for his involvement....now it's Daddy's turn
@erikkarsies4851
@erikkarsies4851 28 дней назад
Micheal should be back in prison for perjury and larceny ( well sorry my english... it's embezzlement which is considered the same as theft in NY) or his entire testimony should be ignored. The DA waited until after the statue of limitations of his grand theft so he would testify. That should be considered a plea deal between the witness and the DA. And if there is a plea deal Cohens testimony is unadmissable because of the perjury for the plea deal.
@HarpoonB2
@HarpoonB2 29 дней назад
I love when you rip Daddy Dump.
@anitatimmons9525
@anitatimmons9525 28 дней назад
I can`t type that Eric will get jealous that`s his Father . lmao
@suemoses9330
@suemoses9330 28 дней назад
Geezus this is ludicrous, he's making a fool out of Americans.
@maximilliancunningham6091
@maximilliancunningham6091 28 дней назад
When his "little" concertina accordion comes out, the LIES fly !
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 27 дней назад
That's why the tiny concertina hands are always out.
@quinnlewis8144
@quinnlewis8144 28 дней назад
The judicial system is broken let's see an average person get the breaks that this idiot got!!!!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 29 дней назад
Of course Trump thinks kangaroo courts have kangaroos. After all, he thinks stealth aircraft are invisible!
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад
So this is where the cool kids are hanging out! Anyway, Trump thinks it's called a kangaroo court because Joey "the Weasel" Gibroni and Joey "Not a Snitch" Mostrelli were tried in that courthouse.
@cate9353
@cate9353 28 дней назад
AND... kangaroos are Australia's animal, how dare our proud Big Reds and mighty Grey 'roos even be mentioned in any connection to DT
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
Biden thinks Russia, China and Romania can pay his family $247M and Bidens will not be paying taxes on it!
@jimnewton6887
@jimnewton6887 28 дней назад
It’s just amazing that all his people in Congress follow him after saying stuff like that. What is wrong with these people?
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 27 дней назад
???😮
@redgree1645
@redgree1645 27 дней назад
Love, love Jimmy, thank you.💙💙💙
@user-yf7xe7zc6g
@user-yf7xe7zc6g 28 дней назад
He gave Jerusalem to the Israelis, then calls for a reich? His mind is so bizarre.
@coraleahs
@coraleahs 28 дней назад
Yesterday the red tie traitor brigade were savaged by the crowd!
@officialSgtPepperArc360
@officialSgtPepperArc360 26 дней назад
It's the “AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM” for me!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@JAMESRS58
@JAMESRS58 28 дней назад
His Lawyer is thinking . This a-hole has ruined my law career ..
@BellaDelilahWho
@BellaDelilahWho 29 дней назад
Why doesn’t he tell the country what he wants to do in office every time he stands in front of the journalists instead of saying kangaroo a thousand times.
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 29 дней назад
👍👍👍
@desireeburton3923
@desireeburton3923 28 дней назад
He has NOTHING TO TELL‼️
@msanns6467
@msanns6467 28 дней назад
Exactly
@danielcoronado1757
@danielcoronado1757 28 дней назад
Exactly what I've been saying. He has no plans but to go after who oppose him.
@noelmclean3354
@noelmclean3354 28 дней назад
@@desireeburton3923 Well, He COULD tell us all about The Honourable Hannibal Lecter.
@nevermanishere4555
@nevermanishere4555 29 дней назад
Fraud to cover fraud to cover fraud.
@johnleca
@johnleca 28 дней назад
Like taking 24 million and laundering it and saying you had no dealings with Hunters business dealings? Yup L,ao You will be okay.
@terri6854
@terri6854 28 дней назад
@johnleca792 Was investigated and went nowhere (like all Republican investigations).
@susandegennaro9853
@susandegennaro9853 28 дней назад
I HAVE TO CHECK THIS DAILY JUST TO SEE WHAT JOKES YOU SAID ABOUT TRUMP!!! Hilarious!!! Thank you!!
@twijayamail
@twijayamail 29 дней назад
trumps standing mute is a sign of admittance of guilt.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 28 дней назад
He is not a coward, he is strong, and he did nothing wrong, so yes, president trump WILL be testifying because he has NOTHING to hide -Alina Habba, five weeks ago.
@gerthao12
@gerthao12 28 дней назад
Please someone lock him up to shut him up
@willwebber6496
@willwebber6496 28 дней назад
Why do these sorry excuses for public servants get to have these daily press conferences outside the court house? Can anyone like, say , Matthew McConaughey just walk up and talk? Where is the person or persons who walk out and actually tell the truth to the cameras?
@JOHN----DOE
@JOHN----DOE 28 дней назад
"chocly" isn't Transylvania. It's Nyawk.
@driftlessman2094
@driftlessman2094 29 дней назад
Love how Don Jr. is in the background just wishing his father would recognize him for anything ever! The day his dad gives him credit for something is the day I sh!t a golden egg!
@williamstroud5449
@williamstroud5449 29 дней назад
But daddy is his dealer
@elfritts9895
@elfritts9895 29 дней назад
Todd the attorney isn't worried about getting paid as much as he's worried about ending up like all the rest of his attorneys
@watersipper1116
@watersipper1116 28 дней назад
And perhaps afraid his face will freeze that way.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 28 дней назад
In the witness stand, testifying against Trump?
@twokittensinabasket9461
@twokittensinabasket9461 28 дней назад
How does Trump know what happened in court, since he sleeps through it?
@alwysrite
@alwysrite 28 дней назад
Australians object to use of kangaroos in trumps court !🤣
@davidnordmeyer513
@davidnordmeyer513 28 дней назад
Crikey!!!!!
@noelmclean3354
@noelmclean3354 28 дней назад
LMFHAO !!
@juliancrooks3031
@juliancrooks3031 29 дней назад
I hope the judge calls Donnie in for the rest of the gag order violations and gives him the max for each violation of 30 days each then gives him the max sentence for the guilty verdict. Then send him straight from court to Rikers.
@andercoyote4170
@andercoyote4170 28 дней назад
That would be over seven years. I like your thinking.
@margarethooten3007
@margarethooten3007 28 дней назад
Hopefully Jack Smith will get him in the Stolen Document trial.
@phylis3917
@phylis3917 28 дней назад
Oh how sweet that would be. Stay happy.
@jasonsabbath6996
@jasonsabbath6996 28 дней назад
It will never happen, the judge is too afraid to do his job!
@devilshaircut9
@devilshaircut9 28 дней назад
...because your core values are Hate and Intolerance over the Rule of Law?
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