Magic Deck That Wins By Losing 

"We want to die without losing the game" I have never felt so seen

*Emiya Shiro:* People die when they are killed. *Anos Voldigoad:* Did you really think killing me was enough to make me die?

75% is black and 1/3 is blue + some white cards + colorless = 108% cards + white cards + colorless. Good Job Chat doing this deck :D

Looks like a legitimately fun deck. I love these kinds of decks.

I still think Phage the Untouchable + Fractured Identity would have been a nice include

I'd really like to actually see you play with this deck a test match or two, especially since I don't really play Magic myself

i watched this live and it helped me design my first commander deck, thanks noah

A deck that will finally utilize blue and white to be fun

I have lived enough to see Noah actually make a good deck tech video. Amazing. Edit: by good I mean a serious one

Death's shadow would be amazing in this deck, laboratory maniac would also be thematically amazing but only good if you're facing a mill deck (sideboard).

Lightning greaves are a must have with that angel. He is a destruction magnet.

I did a similar deck with Lesha. Called it Life Hurts. VERY fun deck that wins rarely but can survive for a surprisingly long time with 0 win con (I once activated a different can't lose effect 5 upkeep in a row and had 5 creatures/effects keeping me at exactly 1. Still lost cause they got Orrery out and could flash their win con...)

i like this seemingly real deck tech that is still the chaotic format of all of your other videos

In any deck that’s 3+ colors, I always recommend running chromatic lantern. Its nice to no longer have to worry about your land color

What's this, a video by Noah that not only features an actual decent deck premise instead of a meme, but has a genuinely funny joke? Well done, that Greed edit was glorious

I made something with the same concept 4 or 5 years ago with Zur, the enchanter at the helm. He can fetch Phyrexian unlife and Necropotence to set yourself up to 0 life points. it can also get Greater auramancy in case you used Lich or the likes to drop your life to zero so you dont immediately lose to 'destroy target enchantment' the deck which was supposed to be a gimmick ended up extremely oppressive once i tuned it up.also the best wincon was 'Repay in Kind' in my own list.

Reminds me of Kung Pow: “We mistrained Ling as a joke. He thinks losing is winning.”

Ayyy, glad to see my Exalted Deeds + Mutavault combo here! I'm actually tempted to make this meme of a deck to confuse the F out of my new Commander playgroup, since most of them are new to MTG

Recently only your videos are making me laugh ;) Keep coming with them my ma :D

Love this kind of video keep it up so much fun!!!!!

Between reading cards, laughing myself into a near-fatal coughing fit, and dealing with my kids it took me 40 minutes to watch this 7:48 minute video. Subbed 😅

I have an orzhov deck with a similiar theme which is actually pretty strong. The big combo is Angels grace to stay alive, ad nauseam to draw most or all the deck, mana ramp into Skirge familiar for more mana ramp, then win with either repay in kind, exsanguinate, or torment of hailfire.

Genuine, pure, top quality comedy. 11/10

I seen the picture of Platinum angel on the thumbnail on my feed, just wanted to say years ago I won a tournament with my Eldrazi deck with that creature at like -120 health. Last opponent in tournament had no way of dealing with a flying creature. Funny because I remember their deck going so fast I had like 1-2 hp the turn before and managed to get enough mana to cast the Angel.

Bolas's citadel, you may look at the top card of ur library at any time, you may play cards from the top of ur library, if u cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana cost. Would be op with this deck

Bolas's Citadel would love this deck. I may have to build one now.

So happy to have been part of this and gotten some cards selected.

I love this. I did this with standard against my buddies while I was in MOS training and it was hilarious. Granted, it was standard, so it was half of what this is.

now we want a gameplay with that deck :)

I'll do a proxy print, thx boi for this OP-Deck

Well, there are "some" problems with this deck but otherwise, it looks pretty sound. The things you will want to watch out for: blue decks. negate cards and counter cards will destroy your only means of making your "unable to lose" card invulnerable. They can also counter the "unable to lose" card itself. Return to hand does the same thing. Cards which can destroy lands (there are very few but they exist); cards that can swap or steal permanents (also very rare); plane (I forget the name of the deities) that have instant win conditions. White decks: banish cards are common in white decks and can often be used on any permanent. FTK and wombo-combo decks...there are A TON of powerful commanders given you can play just about any card in the game with this feature I think that's it. Happy destruction!

You are a true inspiration.

This is actually super dope

Gonna need some gameplay footage of this deck in action!

As someone who has a budding interest in magic this seems so hilariously up my alley

I subscribed on the first video I watched of yours

necropotence and ad nauseam would also fit rly well

This deck is a certified fish classic.

LOVE the new art for greed!

Christopher Moeller art win condition = life time achievement unlocked...EASILY.

i'm already making this deck right now .. looks much fun XD

what a nice deck. Build it in the coming holiday.

I was hoping for a edited wifeswap picture but with life, great video

uwu congratulations on 100k Noah-sama

It would be very interesting to see Magic the Noah play his decks in commander games.

One Personal thing I run for mana is Chromatic orrery and Horizon stone. It doesn't always last super long but it helps for a while. Just tap all your mana generations before your next upkeep and keep it all and keep doing that forever.

75% black 1/3 water Has white? What a good deck composition! This man has figured out how to make a deck of more than 108%!!!!!

I have the platinum angel in my artifact deck which also cobtains a darksteelforge that makes artifacts indestructible

Finally a deck for me

I had a bazaar trader, eternal coil, bojuku bog deck that was a lot of fun back in the day

THIS IS FANTASTIC

I like your zoom-in on Diabolical Tullor

Subscribed by not subscribing. Nice 👌🏻

lol love your narration hahaha priceless :-)

there's also the jace planeswalker which might be the reason on the lich. i saw draw on how much life you gain. you run out of cards with the jace planeswalker out. you win. i forgot how it worked.

Idk why this came into my feed but i enjoyed it nonetheless

Because Noah wouldn't go through the effort of putting a Decklist in the desciption, I put it together one-by-one myself. I don't know why, but it has 109 cards. Here it is: Decklist -- magicthenoah winning by losing deck -- Shared via TopDecked MTG Main (109) 1 Judge's Familiar 1 Mother of Runes 1 Siren Stormtamer 1 Baleful Strix 1 Keen Duelist 1 Pain Seer 1 Priest of Fell Rites 1 Spellskite 1 Stormscape Familiar 1 Burnished Hart 1 Chasm Skulker 1 Cloudsteel Kirin 1 Midnight Reaper 1 Plaguecrafter 1 Spell Queller 1 Wall of Blood 1 Bane, Lord of Darkness 1 Corpse Augur 1 Defiler of Flesh 1 Kathari Remnant 1 Solemn Simulacrum 1 Spark Double 1 Bloodgift Demon 1 Karmic Guide 1 Mulldrifter 1 Shriekmaw 1 Magus of the Mirror 1 Sakashima's Protege 1 Sun Titan 1 Platinum Angel 1 Gideon of the Trials 1 Swords to Plowshares 1 Wash Away 1 Lim-Dûl's Vault 1 Forceful Denial 1 Necrologia 1 Toxic Deluge 1 Armageddon 1 Diabolic Tutor 1 Cleansing Nova 1 River's Rebuke 1 Peer into the Abyss 1 Repay in Kind 1 Profane Transfusion 1 Sol Ring 1 Wayfarer's Bauble 1 Arcane Signet 1 Azorius Signet 1 Dimir Signet 1 Fellwar Stone 1 Orzhov Signet 1 Swiftfoot Boots 1 Talisman of Dominance 1 Talisman of Hierarchy 1 Talisman of Progress 1 Commander's Sphere 1 The Book of Exalted Deeds 1 Pact Weapon 1 Mirror Universe 1 Soul Conduit 1 Greed 1 Lich 1 Axis of Mortality 1 Arcane Sanctum 1 Azorius Chancery 1 Caves of Koilos 1 Command Tower 1 Darkwater Catacombs 1 Dimir Aqueduct 1 Esper Panorama 1 Evolving Wilds 1 Exotic Orchard 1 Goldmire Bridge 6 Island 1 Mutavault 1 Myriad Landscape 1 Obscura Storefront 1 Orzhov Basilica 6 Plains 1 Port Town 1 Prairie Stream 1 Skycloud Expanse 1 Sunken Hollow 12 Swamp 1 Tainted Field 1 Temple of Enlightenment 1 Temple of Silence 1 Terramorphic Expanse Shared via TopDecked MTG www.topdecked.com/decks/magicthenoah-winning-by-losing-deck/3fd05697-a0f1-4a16-a1a4-f31683a62c86

If I wantedl to change Lich for another card which card would be a better idea to have on the deck?

Ad Nauseam Def needs to be in this deck. This looks really fun to play. Im gona make it. Any other upgrage suggestions?

estou muito feliz de ter contribuido para essa desgraça

I have a 5c child of alara deck like this. Rarely works but is hilarious to play

Any decks my friends play when I play my colorless Kozilek EDH deck are decks that make them lose

yo this shit is so much cooler than your standard "equip my commander with shroud boots + every sword of mirrodin + argentum armor + kaldra + other bullshit"

I’m going to make so many new friends with this deck!

I need a high power level playable version of this deck like right now

I remember making a deck whose sole purpose is to keep the game going forever. It contains Platinum Angel (you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game) and Abyssal Persecutor (you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game). Its entire goal is to keep those two cards on the board the whole time.

this guy's presentation reminds me of the sham wow guy from the late 90's

Nice, got the 1,000th like 👍

I need this deck list... For a friend, of course.

You should make an optimize version for your RU-vid and leave the live fun on live 😉

Love how technically, according to Creature Type, not a single one of the cards he called a fish is actually a fish.

This might be the most comprehensible Noah vid I've ever seen.

Maybe add a Great Hall of Starnheim for another angel-creating land?

back in the day "ie in 2005 era" used to be a black/white deck that did the same thing kinda.. in short it was a combo where you used pestilence "may have been pestilence rats", and everyone lost life.. if you could do it for enough to kill the highest life on the table "yes this was used in multi-player games a lot", everyone was basically dead... the trick to the combo, and i forget the combo, was to have a card that let you gain life in the amount of the pestilence damage... so basically you still had life points at the final resolution phase....

6:55 Pinkerton Detective Agency now has your location

Only bring 1 commander deck. Make sure it has 99 cards sleeved from dragon shield. Scoop turn 1 every game due to running an illegal deck. Randomly find the missing card and insert it back to the deck. Scoop every game turn 3 after playing a land destruction spell, or using field of ruins.

I did a Chainer, dementia nightmare deck that basically does the same thing lol

This looks like the kind of deck where your opponents will either be having lots of fun or no fun at all depending on what stage of the game it is.

black market connection drains 6 life each turn for value...i love this deck, but is this the best commander for this strat?

Abyssal Persecutor and Switcheroo is always fun.

The magic equivalent of a morphing jar deck

i would play a commander game with this.

400 subs until your 100k I hope the 100k especial will be making a door out of collosal dreadmaws to change the one you have now

Now before I actually go and make/buy this deck how much would it cost roughly

I'm making this deck. I'm going finally have fun.

(5:14) LOL, yeah, I always found it weird that Wizards didn't give Mulldrifter the Fish creature type.

Making it indestructible makes that a pretty solid card.

I actually have a large chunk of these cards I might try the deck

This inspired me to make a presentation like this for my family, showing them all the benefits to me obtaining zero life points IRL. Self forever sleep pros; the PowerPoint presentation original.

I'm fucking extatic. In my mono black deck i use magus of the mirror as a plan b if my main combo doesnt work. i add insult to injury by using abyssal persecutor and then smuggling it onto my opponents battlefield with fateful handoff. It's fucking glorious, making my opponent control the means by which I can't lose the game lmao.

Im kind of new to MTG which card is the most expensive card you referenced in this video?

He's embracing his inner dark player and it's beautiful

Phyrexias Processor + Children of Korlis = win game

This is only something that Mono Black Magic would do.

Part of me wants to now play this deck

"I live..." me too Noah

The thing about Gideon of the trials is that if you play 2 copies of every Gideon planeswalker in a deck like I do in my orzhov legacy deck, he becomes very annoying

Ad nauseam + thassa's oracle + this deck = ultimate kill combo

did you stream playing the deck

I manage pretty well to get to the losing part of this. How do I get to the winning part now master Noah ?