Making A Burrito Bowl Faster Than Chipotle | But Faster 

Ulysses is such an inspiration. man has failed every but faster episode ever, but he still wakes up and tries his best. we could all learn from Ulysses. He deserves a raise and free therapy sessions. Josh is such a sore winner

Here's how Ulysses gets a win: challenge Josh to see if he can wash all those dishes faster than you can throw the finished takeout bowl in the trash! :P

Your crew deserves an Emmy for their performance in that ad 😂😂

I used to be a manger at chipotle and I will agree the food on the line is already pre made but we spent hours prepping every single menu item by hand, even shredding 50lb blocks of cheese at 6am. And when things run out we have to either prep more or cook more food and it’s crazy. But I agree when it’s delivered it should be very quick

Absolutely living for the modelling of the outfits by your team

Lmao Josh literally sent him across town in the worst area for Houston traffic for chipotle when there was probably one less than 5 minutes away. This man was set up🤣

I can now confirm that you worked sauté at the restaurant. Leaving the eye burning after removing the pan is the sign of a good sauté chef. Why turn it off when I know the next fire is right around the corner.

Of all the series you do, this is the most entertaining. Great concept, great commentary, and I can learn efficiency in a kitchen.

I like these "faster than" videos a lot. You illustrate what steps can be eliminated in a pinch. Results not as good as using all the proper steps, but highly acceptable results. Thanks.

I love the fact that he didn't say "ooniion" for a while, but he nailed it again with that beautiful sound at 2:58.

His friend, his team, their energy is everything

He doesn't even take Ulisses vote on the taste test into count, cause he already knows he is gonna vote for the take out he went to get lol

Is it just me, or having restaurant locations for take out be 15 minute drive away seem far? If I'm grabbing take out, it should be 5 minutes away. Having 30 minutes of driving makes "but faster" an easy contest.

Start time 11:33. End time 12:08. Ain’t no way in hell it’s taking me more than 35 minutes to get Chipotle. You can’t throw a rock without hitting a Chipotle in Houston lmao. Josh out here with the deception. Talking about 15min to drive somewhere 🤣🤣🤣

I think that Josh should be allowed to incorporate the time spent ordering the food into his time prepping and cooking. No one asked, but it must be said. All the love, Papa.

I love a good burrito bowl!! So hearty and can be healthy snd balanced too!! ❤️❤️❤️

I love this series, it showcases how often fast food just isn't fast and/or how to do it yourself (prices nowadays...)

This was sooooo good. Thank you for sharing

I love you and your channel, Joshua!!!!! So fun, thank you to you and your crew!!!!!

Glad to finally be able to catch a video fairly early. Definitely going to be grabbing merch and hopefully in the future aprons become something you sell.

Ulysses: why am I losing against Josh ? Also Ulysses:*takes time off-camera to change his t-shirt*

I want Josh to do this all on one stove because WHO THE HELL HAS THREE DIFFERENT COOK AREAS????

Absolutely amazing 💯 I just bought Joshua's cookbook, lovely, delicious and easy recipes 😋

Glad to see you've embraced the beauty of instant pot for rice, Josh.

Mr. Weissman never had a Burrito Bowl but now will try one , THANK YOU for your Recipes .

For those of you wondering what to do with half an onion, this happens to me all the time. To solve the problem, I have invented the French Onion Sandwich. Literally just fry the onion til it's jammy and sweet and eat it on toasted sourdough with mayo, provolone, and optional bacon

I’m literally eating chipotle right now and was thinking I needed to make my own and was thinking of you this is insane lol

Ordered my Papatapa merch just now. So hyped just got the beanie but in fairness I wear beanies every single day so it'll always be on. Dude you're a huge influence and reason why I'm pursuing cooking and I just had to get the clothes to show it. Keep inspiring.

Love your content. Also, whoever edits these videos.. awesome. The edits are gold, make the content even better! Some people overdo it but this is just enough to not be over the top.

I just made this. Incredible recipe. Thanks, my guy.

The "Damn gurrllll" at 2:21 has me absolutely in tears lmao great vid as always

Love this crew

Here’s an idea for your next series … But easier. Where you can create a meal with only a few ingredients, or a simple version of a complex dish. Like a simple ramen that’s not instant, but also doesn’t take 2 days.

Hey! I bought your cookbook from Kmart in Australia yesterday! Was so excited when I seen it

Even when limited by time Joshua finds a way to put mayo on Mexican food.

I did this once and the time and ingredients made it insane...the red sauce alone was crazy but came out great

6:23 “I love beanis” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

I love these new vids!! & Ad for the merch was like an actual modeling ad, but with sarcasm. Love It!! 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

I just found your content. It's great! I can't wait to make your beans tomorrow. ✌🏽

I don’t know why but the But Fasters are consistently the funniest episodes.

You should do a but faster x but better x but cheaper all in once episode for one dish. That would be awesome

All of the clothing stores should hire you for making their commercials

The way my husband looked at me when he heard oonion and beanus 🤣🤣🤣

To really make this an accurate comparison, I think they should add clean up time to Josh's time.

6:28 Literally the entire highway is passing him. Then he wonders why he loses all the time.

Comedy unmatched in this But Faster. Great job again you guys.

My family wondering why i sweat while cooking when im legit doing everything from scratch and josh doing his symphony is what im doing

I REALLY apreciated the fan service at the beginning... Got a little BUZZ goin bruther, and man i was crying i was laughing so hard. Good shit mane

Me and my 4 year old love your videos, he really wishes there was more but faster ones and we are rooting for you Ulysses

I love this dang channel

Yum! I need this! 🔥🔥🔥

You never fail to make me hungry

Another awesome meal tutorial. I love your advertisement for your clothes and accessories I am differently gonna buy some . Your awesome ! And your friends too! 😊😊🤓

This looks awesome 😋

the vibe of this one really gave me a little giggle i love beanis !

Got both shirts, let’s go Josh, happy to support!

we want to see a recipe using all the functions of the new stove you got

I did not realize you and your friends are so funny 😂 I love it here

THE best crew ❤️👊🏾

sempre pensei que burrito fosse um prato feito de almoço enrolado....acabei de comprovar isto kkkk muito bom!

The whole modeling section at the beginning was on point

STOP YELLING AT ME.!!!. 😂🤣😂.

Amazing!!

3:19 I like how there's an onion from earlier down there too

This is one of your best.

My favorite RU-vid video of all time

5:55 I just love how he takes the pan off the stove and then just leaves the heat on, and i was just watching it, still on, and was like "josh, josh, JOSH , JOSJSJ THE FIReR" and then he turned it off lol

that merch makes me want papa to give me some tapa 🥴😵

I'm a long-sleeve wearer, even in the summer. I'd totally try and cop one of them shirts.

Lol no way this driver tryna win this challenge. 😂 he legit enjoying his 10 minutes on camera

Not affiliated, but the Instant Pot Evo Duo Plus is a huge step up. Heatproof handles on the bowl, for a start. Thought of it when you nearly burned your fingers. (The handles also stop the bowl annoyingly spinning when you stir.) Plus sous-vide function and a much easier and safer pressure release. Lots more manual control as well.

Ulysses out here repoin the merch so hard on the drive. Give that man a RAISE.

I love making burrito bowls! I like to put fresh corn as well.

Good job Joshua love your videos and you and your friends and staff are funny 🥰👍💕😃

5:51 Did Josh basically just bring the "This is fine" meme to life?

Just received your cookbook and already flagged 50 recipes. Thanks for the quality content and cookbook!

Hey Josh, love the series! Can you do Belvita cookies specifically soft cookies banana bread and oats & chocolate chips? I would love to make them for my coworkers, it's our pleasure having them for breakfast at work🤭

I’m a Chipotle worker and I finished making a burrito bowl 30 seconds into the video 🥱

we gonna count the soak time for the beans or cook time for the rice? No way Joshy clocks a prepped restaurant

Excellent

Could you possibly do a series of items that you would recommend to use in the kitchen? Such as equipment and utensils. I'm looking at updating my kitchen from top to bottom. New everything.

5:00 “Waltzing between pans” *plays Jazz*

Bruh the pronunciation of Maldon in Maldon Salt made me laugh 😂 as a brit who lives in Essex, where Maldon is, its pronounced Mall-Dun lol

Damn can you imagine how much faster Ulysses could get the food if he just ordered over the mobile site, drove in the fast lane, didn't have to go to a location 30 minutes away, didn't take the time to go "LOOK AT MY SHIRT" after getting the food, and the script didn't demand he drop his phone or randomly hit the brakes

My addiction to your channel has me only clicking on your videos getting on RU-vid 😂😂

The editing is …. Money! I’m dying 😂

Now you gotta start a food truck called Papa's Tapas.

"shut the hell up, takes you like fking 2hr to grate cheese" LMFAOOOO

This video came just in time! I woke up super early (never do that), saw a steak video and got hungry, ran to the store, got steak (never do that), cooked the steak (which cost an arm and a leg, and then some), and no one wants to eat it.

I feel like the goal of these types of series, is to encourage people to cook more at home instead of ordering. The problem is people are inherently lazy, so they will always choose a delivery of food, even if it is mediocre at best, instead of cooking for themselves. Even if it saves money, time is something that not everyone has an abundance of, so while you are waiting for someone else to deliver your mediocre pre-cooked food from a chain restaurant, you can use that time to do something else instead of outright cooking.

Great vid

Breaking news : *Chipotle reached out to Joshua to reinvent their menu*

That looks like he's driving in Houston traffic and it makes me happy for some reason

I felt like I wasn’t getting the true experience so I turned on 2x speed Josh truly is the fastest hand this side of the Mississippi

Hey Josh! Do you think you can show a resipe for a chocolate mud pie? Or a chocolate moose pie with whipping cream and an oreo crust?💞

Josh, when you don’t watch what you’re rapidly cutting, it makes me want to barf 🤣 I could never

The way josh also talks faster on the But Fasters 👌🏼😂

wow looks nice

took me like 30 minutes to make rice alone the other night. Chipotle will be here by then.

Josh really flexing their line cook powers today.