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Making the World a Better Place in Total War: Medieval 2 

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@Valefisk
@Valefisk 5 лет назад
_THIRTY-TWO?!?_
@OctavioMovies
@OctavioMovies 5 лет назад
27
@pastabad4939
@pastabad4939 5 лет назад
Valefisk WHY WAS THIS COMMENT MADE 11 HOURS AGO
@maxzakrzewski1704
@maxzakrzewski1704 5 лет назад
@@pastabad4939 channel paid members get the videos early
@cosmic3004
@cosmic3004 5 лет назад
im gonna find you and kiss you on the forehead
@pertigangan
@pertigangan 5 лет назад
26+6
@sgtsmith501
@sgtsmith501 5 лет назад
*Goes on crusade, doesn't mass buy crusader mercenaries* *A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY*
@Intrusive_Introvert
@Intrusive_Introvert 5 лет назад
I'm ashamed to admit that his lack of Crusader Knights triggered me.
@andrewp8284
@andrewp8284 5 лет назад
Sgtsmith you mean SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
@aldisurya2629
@aldisurya2629 5 лет назад
Shamefur Disprayy
@rorrim0
@rorrim0 5 лет назад
Why let a lack of crusaders get in the way of a good crusade?
@patmos09
@patmos09 5 лет назад
"why are they leaving their cities with no defenders?!" 4 minutes later, some Milanese guys on a pub crawl take your capital.
@elysium7242
@elysium7242 5 лет назад
Nah, Ramsey Bolton and his 20 good men rolled up
@phoenix1026
@phoenix1026 3 года назад
i was gonna like this comment but it's at 420 sooo
@semillakan6
@semillakan6 5 лет назад
Insults egypt for not leaving enough men at their capital, then procedes to leave not enough men at his capital
@BiFurDoggy
@BiFurDoggy 5 лет назад
To be fair, he had like eight times more men in venice lol
@rance2799
@rance2799 4 года назад
@@BiFurDoggy A general unit is worth way more than 4 spear militia.
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 4 года назад
@@rance2799 Italian Spear militia is better than the normal ones.
@bolobalaman
@bolobalaman 3 года назад
It’s Venice. Their faith in god is more than enough
@isaacsantos6200
@isaacsantos6200 5 лет назад
Very realistic Venice campaign. Diverting an army of crusaders to take a city for gold
@hollowhusk5166
@hollowhusk5166 5 лет назад
ahahah, i love valefisk's community
@grimmech4268
@grimmech4268 5 лет назад
Beat me to it lol
@bahumat9853
@bahumat9853 5 лет назад
Historical Accuracy
@junkoxeno_7734
@junkoxeno_7734 5 лет назад
I suppose
@chasecash1363
@chasecash1363 5 лет назад
Nice profile pic
@phobos2174
@phobos2174 5 лет назад
07:52 Vale as Venice-"This army is supposed to be crusading, but instead it's here taking the city because the council of nobles demanded it" Me- Gets 4th crusade flashbacks
@Valefisk
@Valefisk 5 лет назад
Also, with that mention of how quickly i binged game of thrones you can probably guess why i haven't uploaded in two weeks... that's one problem with doing RU-vid as a hobby - sometimes you'd rather be doing something else :p
@reavercity568
@reavercity568 5 лет назад
one does not simply binge game of thrones
@CmdrAxxif
@CmdrAxxif 5 лет назад
Spoiler: Vader is Luke's Father
@eliaskaddas21
@eliaskaddas21 5 лет назад
Take some Crusader Mercenaries, they are super cheap and do the job!
@Volthoom
@Volthoom 5 лет назад
Well, doing something else is entirely fine i'd say, but a bit of a warning wouldn't have hurt :P
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 5 лет назад
Jon will marry Sansa.
@aguyfromflorida4842
@aguyfromflorida4842 5 лет назад
"dont leave your capital with just 32 men" *leaves capitol with just peasants*
@user-kt3qs9ki8p
@user-kt3qs9ki8p 5 лет назад
Total War series of games were all made by Creative Assembly You know what other game they made too? Alien: Isolation Thus, by following this flawless logic, you have to play it again.
@badasscrusader
@badasscrusader 5 лет назад
I agree
@user-kt3qs9ki8p
@user-kt3qs9ki8p 5 лет назад
(funnily enough I've never played a Total War game ever. Time to get crucified for my sins?)
@qwertyzxcvbn6929
@qwertyzxcvbn6929 5 лет назад
@@user-kt3qs9ki8p Or you can repent by playing a total war game, I'd recommend Shogun 2 Total War if you don't like Medieval 2 or the more recent Total War games. I think it's the best compromise of streamlining and complexity from all the TW games I've played. It's like M2TW where the late-game doesn't consist of boring steamrolling as other clans will try to dogpile on you once they realize you're the one to beat in the Realm Divide phase. As for M2TW it has the timurids (0 upkeep reeee) and the mongols Edit: forgot about the M2 late game events
@user-kt3qs9ki8p
@user-kt3qs9ki8p 5 лет назад
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 yeah, I've heard many good things about Shogun 2, hell, my dad loved it, played the heck out of it, I only tried but for stupid young me the game was a bit too much XD)
@user-kt3qs9ki8p
@user-kt3qs9ki8p 5 лет назад
134 likes? Tis is good...BUT NOT ENOUGH! I-errmmmm- WE NEED MORE!
@imperialamerican2051
@imperialamerican2051 5 лет назад
*Launches crusade* Vailfisk: Ohhh no I’m going to prison. Me: There’s no Geneva convention. Vailfisk: Well you know what time it is. *Kills over 10000 peasants*
@zachmercer1065
@zachmercer1065 5 лет назад
“What should we do with this ci- oh. Oh no. Oh no my hand slipped.” And that is how the entirety of Egypt was annihilated during the 1st and only Venetian Crusade lead by our great, benevolent and completely non-psychopathic, not-war-criminal supreme dictat- I mean fairly elected chancellor: Valefisk.
@brendonjohnson676
@brendonjohnson676 5 лет назад
*Spoiler Alert* Ben Shapiro dies in Season 5
@denwis3683
@denwis3683 5 лет назад
NO DADDY
@nuttmc4803
@nuttmc4803 5 лет назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU
@badasscrusader
@badasscrusader 5 лет назад
@Anti-Federalist 1776 bitch the fuck,are you ok in the head
@chrisbartow192
@chrisbartow192 5 лет назад
N[ooo
@brendonjohnson676
@brendonjohnson676 5 лет назад
Thanks for the likes, was drunk when I made this post
@JigsawLV
@JigsawLV 5 лет назад
>not playing on huge unit scale
@tomjulstrom121
@tomjulstrom121 5 лет назад
"Sorry, what's Aleppo?" Jeez, I didn't know Valefisk was running for the presidency as a libertarian.
@rarestmeerkat1452
@rarestmeerkat1452 5 лет назад
Tom Julstrom Gary Johnson was a god.
@smeggy32
@smeggy32 5 лет назад
7:30 - when it's time for 4th crusade, but Constantinople is too far
@matwiw
@matwiw 5 лет назад
General Vlad defends Zagreb with hardbass and vodka, what can be go wrong....
@martinsmith8185
@martinsmith8185 5 лет назад
F. General Vlad.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 5 лет назад
15:32 "What's Aleppo?" Oh, Valefisk, you regular Gary Johnson...
@fridolfmane1063
@fridolfmane1063 5 лет назад
Npc youtuber.
@Asiis
@Asiis 5 лет назад
"I better take this town before attacking the capital" "Oh no men are deserting because I take too long!" "OH whatever, let's rush and hope for a miracle!" "32???"
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 2 года назад
Authentic crusade experience 😂
@greatyng442
@greatyng442 5 лет назад
The only war crime in this video is not playing on huge unit scale.
@Ratzo123ify
@Ratzo123ify 5 лет назад
Ah yes. Never trust the milanese
@qwertyzxcvbn6929
@qwertyzxcvbn6929 5 лет назад
Milan's AI has one instruction: annoy the player Try to fight milan to get rid of them? the pope will intervene every time they're down to their last territory. Try to ally milan so maybe they stop being annoying? they'll backstab you at the worst possible moment. Try to bribe them so they leave you alone? they don't care and will keep being a pain in the ass. fuck milan.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 5 лет назад
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 They're a pest in legitimately every game that features them, including EUIV.
@elsasslotharingen7507
@elsasslotharingen7507 5 лет назад
EUIV Milan is lovely
@Ratzo123ify
@Ratzo123ify 5 лет назад
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 Step 1: Fight Milan Step 2: Kill Milan and get excommunicated Step 3: Assassinate the pope Step 4: ?????? Step 5: Profit
@qwertyzxcvbn6929
@qwertyzxcvbn6929 5 лет назад
@@Ratzo123ify Why wouldn't you be constantly trying to assassinate the pope anyway?
@yazack9963
@yazack9963 5 лет назад
Ah Milan. Always declaring war when your doing something else
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 4 года назад
Its why there always my first target as the HRE
@chaosherald8879
@chaosherald8879 5 лет назад
That's what you get for joining in the crusades, instead of actually making a profit by ferrying the poor sods that did irl, just like Venice would have!
@charleslathrop9743
@charleslathrop9743 5 лет назад
Vale, if you are in the town square your units will never break no matter what. If all you have is militia you sit in the town square and fight to the last man, works every time.
@kingster14444
@kingster14444 5 лет назад
"Why would Egypt leave their capital undefended?" *Proceeds to do the same* Never trust Milan mate
@MusketWalrus
@MusketWalrus 5 лет назад
15:30 That "What is Aleppo" joke is perfection. Now I have to clean tea off my keyboard. Well done.
@apollon5205
@apollon5205 5 лет назад
ISP doing a rome 2 video, vale making a medieval 2 video, i think we are soon going to reach perfection
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 5 лет назад
Valefisk: besieges Zagreb, a city *WITH NO WALLS*
@ZombiePenguin1st
@ZombiePenguin1st 5 лет назад
You lost twenty good men in the siege of Zagreb.
@igorthelight
@igorthelight 5 лет назад
They probably died from alcohol poisoning :-)
@nathanhale4328
@nathanhale4328 5 лет назад
This game has the coolest ending. The monk finished writing everything you did in the campaign into the history books then, puts it on the book shelf.
@stefanminkowski7040
@stefanminkowski7040 5 лет назад
you have to play all of the Medieval 2 dlcs, since they are all memes in their own right
@iainhansen1047
@iainhansen1047 5 лет назад
15:33 “sorry what’s Aleppo” If that was intentional then you are fucking amazing
@casey8153
@casey8153 5 лет назад
Sees Auto Mangament and Recruitment on in cities. *physical and emotional pain is real*
@greninjamastergabe6452
@greninjamastergabe6452 5 лет назад
When you tried to surround the Milanese forces attacking Venice, I wanted you to win. Because then I could say "Coming down they turned the tide!"
@bigmacwithfries6308
@bigmacwithfries6308 5 лет назад
"Were going to make the world a better place, One dead peasant at a time"-Valefisk 2019
@JacobBanerjee2821
@JacobBanerjee2821 5 лет назад
I'm not sure if "Sorry, what's Aleppo?" was meant to be a reference to Gary Johnson but I appreciate it nonetheless
@ark7395
@ark7395 5 лет назад
Definitely need a part 2 to whenever this concludes. Make this a series!
@imakegoodenglish3149
@imakegoodenglish3149 5 лет назад
Gary Johnson Whats Aleppo just threw me back to 2016 hard.
@forlornfoe
@forlornfoe 5 лет назад
One thing leads to another and some harmless _Deus Vult_ escalates into cheeky *EXTERMINATUS*
@lordinquisitorpeter8221
@lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 лет назад
*knocks down door* Did someone mentioned exterminatus?!?
@elysium7242
@elysium7242 5 лет назад
*"NO CAPITULATION, ANNIHILATION"*
@jamesbaxter5147
@jamesbaxter5147 5 лет назад
“When we’re going, we won’t need War Laws” Daddy please come back
@Blakrex
@Blakrex 4 года назад
I'd totally watch a full play through of any of the strategy games you play.
@franlovelsimic8421
@franlovelsimic8421 5 лет назад
Watching you destroy Zagreb was funny (I'm from there so). Also, it rarely snows here so it's even more funny. Recently discovered your channel but loving this!
@tyrannicfool2503
@tyrannicfool2503 5 лет назад
12:03 “I’m guessing they got a bigger army somewhere”, you overestimate the capacity of the ai to defend itself
@thebirdgang2240
@thebirdgang2240 5 лет назад
I swear, from afar those archers look like they're dabbing in their photos
@Mar_Marine
@Mar_Marine 5 лет назад
The Red Wedding was about the Communists taking over the Iron Throne, totally. I’ve never watched the show, honestly.
@wesleywoodhouse2831
@wesleywoodhouse2831 5 лет назад
“They’re a bunch of Croatians wearing long fur coats, funny hats and have very large axes.” -Vale 2019
@maxmiller4902
@maxmiller4902 5 лет назад
so happy this is out, I've spent way too many hundreds of hours in this game
@Edit-nk6nb
@Edit-nk6nb 5 лет назад
That was actually a pretty sick maneuver. You forced them to fight to the end, which isn't great, BUT BABY STEPS
@emocowboy4684
@emocowboy4684 5 лет назад
15:32 As also said in the great words of Gary Johnson: "What's Aleppo?"
@Imperator_Gr
@Imperator_Gr 5 лет назад
hahahaha love the memes, especially the little Venetian detour to Rhodes.
@AlexTenThousand
@AlexTenThousand 5 лет назад
It's funny that you crusaded against Egypt in your campaign, 'cause in all of my Venice campaigns I always declined the crusade invitations in order to trade with the Egyptians, and made Venice into an economic superpower, while holding an alliance with Milan to make sure the Holy Roman Empire wouldn't attack me.
@crimsonhogson
@crimsonhogson 5 лет назад
0:08 Thanks for letting me know your name is Valefisk, I didn't know at all.
@kriwe4013
@kriwe4013 5 лет назад
Favorite game + favorite youtuber = best Tuesday ever
@jcxmotor5
@jcxmotor5 5 лет назад
I enjoyed that Gary Johnston burn
@charleslathrop9743
@charleslathrop9743 5 лет назад
You can tell how big the army is by how full the banner is. We could all see that the garrison of Cairo was tiny from the beginning.
@bkajwgdetguciidze
@bkajwgdetguciidze 5 лет назад
I feel so attacked by the party like its 1989 omfg
@monsterjaren
@monsterjaren 4 года назад
I love your channel only because you play all the games I grew up with
@crayz4641
@crayz4641 5 лет назад
7:26 Sounds just like what the Venetians did in 1204... god dang it Vale you ruined the surprise
@scorpion5574
@scorpion5574 5 лет назад
I like how your Venice crusade was actually accurate to what Venice did in Crusades, so basically using it as an excuse to gain money and territories.
@nathanowen2082
@nathanowen2082 5 лет назад
literally the hardest one to start with
@cooporial6672
@cooporial6672 5 лет назад
I absolutely need more
@TheRagaz
@TheRagaz 4 года назад
>mocks egypt for not protecting their capital. >loses his own capital in the following turns
@DustyDimmadome
@DustyDimmadome 5 лет назад
I can't help it vale, I must reveal something about GoT.... Sean Bean is in it...
@pendantblade6361
@pendantblade6361 5 лет назад
Historically Venice DID have good relations with Egypt.
@Leo-iu8kw
@Leo-iu8kw 5 лет назад
You can't get convicted of war crimes if the middle ages don't have war crimes. Big brain plays from Valefisk
@MrAqwwolf
@MrAqwwolf 5 лет назад
Please do more, an actual playtrough would be awesome!
@pantta567
@pantta567 5 лет назад
Everyone dies and there's some family carousing
@peterskrobola8753
@peterskrobola8753 5 лет назад
this fifteen-year-old game's battles look cool
@pyroflame04
@pyroflame04 5 лет назад
This is the finest Total War game of all time
@GoodLuck-eh4sk
@GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 лет назад
Also i'm really liking this i would not mind to see more of this
@adas3497
@adas3497 5 лет назад
I get anxiety when I watch valefisk play some game he doesn't play at all. Cuz i literally scream at the screen telling him what to do.
@bigthirst9124
@bigthirst9124 5 лет назад
Dammit vale it's late but I love it.
@damienubalde3934
@damienubalde3934 5 лет назад
Who needs tanks? When you have peasants, I mean people with who get picked to join the army.
@dangalipo
@dangalipo 5 лет назад
Favorite memory of this game: sending one untrained assassin to kill the pope. Succeeds by gunning him down.
@jamesmortimer4016
@jamesmortimer4016 5 лет назад
In game of thrones that one death is really brutal. You´ll see witch one i mean
@konobuzoggu239
@konobuzoggu239 5 лет назад
pro tip: the flags in the campaign map gives you an idea how large the armies are
@konobuzoggu239
@konobuzoggu239 5 лет назад
pro tip #2: Milan cannot be trusted ever
@specialnewb9821
@specialnewb9821 5 лет назад
I almost flunked grad school because of this game. But I started a world war as Venice. Worth it.
@ancientdusman
@ancientdusman 5 лет назад
11:39 Baldwin when he conquered Jerusalem. 14:32 And Baldwin again when he did the same thing in Acre.
@Cookiesurvival
@Cookiesurvival 5 лет назад
Who knew Milan would be so agressive
@DuckSwagington
@DuckSwagington 5 лет назад
>has a basic concept on how to play paradox games >Fails at a TW game You cease to disappoint me
@strato9889
@strato9889 5 лет назад
Hi @Valefisk , I love your videos, keep up the good work ! Btw, do you plan on playing Steel Division ? Hello from France.
@dimostychalas9716
@dimostychalas9716 5 лет назад
And that's how the Great Library of Alexandria was destroyed MY FINGERS SLIPED
@ankurh6100
@ankurh6100 5 лет назад
I kinda need money "Occupies the settlement".
@Kaiimei
@Kaiimei 5 лет назад
*Rains of Castamere Intensifies*
@bolobalaman
@bolobalaman 3 года назад
General Valefisk commiting attrocities in Alexandria
@angusrosecranz4178
@angusrosecranz4178 5 лет назад
the great city of Alexandria, stood for over 1000 years. Apparently only had a wooden wall. No wonder their library burned down.
@vmthelegend5140
@vmthelegend5140 5 лет назад
you needed 12 turns to conquest zagreb.Pro gamer lol
@henrikknudsen8125
@henrikknudsen8125 5 лет назад
An army supposed to be crusading, guided by venice, doing something entirely different is terribly historically accurate I gotta say. Props to you for being within historical accurate
@arioalbertozulini381
@arioalbertozulini381 5 лет назад
as an italian coming from Trieste, hence knowing quite well the geography of this gameplay, thank you. Also, my city's on the map, as a Port i believe. but it's in the wrong position.
@vcomrade
@vcomrade 5 лет назад
Probably the most incredible thing about this video is the fact that you lost Venice in 34 turns. Come on Vale, you ALWAYS make sure your cities on the Italian mainland are well defend because it's, well, Italy
@pixelydaddyo2127
@pixelydaddyo2127 5 лет назад
“I will make no jokes about the crusade” *no ads* hmmmmmmm
@3rdrate266
@3rdrate266 5 лет назад
honestly is between mtv2 and rmt both pretty amazing
@pieterrogge1970
@pieterrogge1970 5 лет назад
Couldn't imagine a better birthday present. I always wanted war- crimes.
@echo_9835
@echo_9835 5 лет назад
SIX DAYS OF FIRE! Wait, wrong war with Egypt....
@darujoestar5153
@darujoestar5153 5 лет назад
1 DAY OF REST! crap, you're right wrong war.
@sickchicken2149
@sickchicken2149 5 лет назад
it was akward watching him attack Zagreb while im in Zagreb
@mohazeffis2967
@mohazeffis2967 5 лет назад
You could litearlly train a new army and ditch it later to protect your capital
@Why_UMadBruh
@Why_UMadBruh 5 лет назад
Goddam, watching you play this hurts my soul
@saraskywalker2127
@saraskywalker2127 5 лет назад
Sorry, what's Aleppo? Who are you, Gary Johnson? Hahah
@cabal_2
@cabal_2 5 лет назад
Since you mentioned AGOT, play the AGOT mod for CK 2 and oppress all the non-valyrian untermensch
@Valefisk
@Valefisk 5 лет назад
met up with a friend who knows about my recent obsession, and he told me the same thing. it's coming.
@averagegamerguy5967
@averagegamerguy5967 5 лет назад
yeah hes new to this you unlock more factions as you eliminate them from a campaign
@themightythirsty6017
@themightythirsty6017 5 лет назад
HE LIVES
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