That's how I graduated highschool

How does he already look so much like bob lol

Dont know how to respond to compliments either. Ive settled on, thanks appreciate it, and then i move on quickly 😂

I mean will they at least get a refund?

Small talk is hard. I wonder how other people are so good at it.

I've never felt so seen, I'm not in law school (physics major) but college Bob and I are one and the same

ADHD at its finest

B- with 8-10 hrs of games is really impressive

Listening to this episode made me do my homework. Afterwards. I am an adult.

It's probably like the spaghetti material of vibration,some sort of radiation.

is bob wearing the black/blue or white/gold shirt version of that one dress?

sometimes it's easy to forget how terrifyingly intelligent these absolute goofballs are

Bro this qas my brain with any kind of task for school never got shiz done ever XD Until i was doing Chemistry and that is only becuse its one of my favorate subjects

The most annoying thing about this is when i have to write a paper about 10 pages and the teacher gave us 2 months to do and i actually did write a little bit every week for 2 months and then i got a C but another paper that was 12 pages i literally did in under 10hrs before its due date an i got an A- i was so annoyed but happy that i got an A

"Ulysses S. Grant surrendered to the blue coats!" He surrendered to the men under his command?

absolutely the same here, worst thing is that I do this shit with exams that basically dictate my life

This was exactly me in high school

My bf has that same shirt

that was the most relatable story on distractible. Fucking ff14 in college was the main reason i wasn't an all A student

Bob's too smart for law school

Me in college 😂

Thats me every single time

This is exactly how I am now in college and most of high school

Yup, that’s how it is

bob perfectly describing how the "lazy but smart/talented" person work on things in school and life, and we still do it to this day

Why are the non video episodes of distracable gone from Spotify I was listening to then and it stop in the middle of lies are parents told use

Why are ghosts only human? Barr the odd cat or dog?? Why no dino ghosts??

I'm with Bob on this one. lol

XD

You went to checkers and bought chocolate chip brookie?

8-10 hours of videogames? At that point just sleep 😂

deadliner power is real shit

We all did this lmao

I could think of more scenarios then what Mark Said.

I sometimes draw comic pages as a side job, one time I had to ink 10 pages in 10 hours because I figured "I have all week" so I did nothing until the night before the deadline, but not before eating and sleeping, setting up an alarm at 2:00 AM. So I could wake up with energy. I have to spend time with inks, but that time I had to limit my time with every page and say "good enough, NEXT" every single time... I hate how that work turned out, but the editor only had a few notes and I still got paid, so...

Same...💀

MARK ARE YOU OK!!!!??? IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND NO UPLOADS

Lol I only listened to this episode, cuz I can't watch at work; why does Bob have a dancing, make-out session with his mic!? Also, definitely me in school. What year? YES. And it rarely went well

As an English student who has to write long papers my best stuff comes from procrastinating and speed writing an hour before it’s due. 😂

So amazingly relatable. I did exactly this when I went to college. My instructor would even comment that she saw the turn-in time was 4 in the morning.

I'd say same, but I always did my stuff in school from 12-3am, slept, then got an A+. Everyone thought I put so much effort in. Lmao.

The education system is a joke and isn't designed to equally measure everyone.

His little nosie got a boopie, funniest shit I've ever seen.

Thats crazy shit

Markiplier needs a distractible poster.......

I need to save this episode under “when women ask what men talk about for hours”

Nobody tell him about the 99¢ stores

I really was expecting the "push the buttons, blow the thing" to make it into the shorts 😢

This perfectly encapsulates what having ADHD is like

this reminds me so much of being in college and having a 5 page paper due at midnight so at like 10 I was like ok guys, I gotta do that paper, and all my friends freaking out. Come 11:45 I was back in my friend's room like ok we can continue partying now.