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Do AI Girlfriends Only Want Sex? 

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@Spitze.YT-_-
@Spitze.YT-_- Год назад
“Babe we need to stop I need to charge my headset”
@MawDaws
@MawDaws Год назад
just get a wired one, I’m sure that’ll fix the problem
@Spitze.YT-_-
@Spitze.YT-_- Год назад
@@MawDawsHmm...
@shadowking3986
@shadowking3986 Год назад
Bot: "but wait, my pants are on the floor" 😂
@kiaju_nerd1018
@kiaju_nerd1018 11 месяцев назад
​@@shadowking3986lol 😂
@Ben7892
@Ben7892 11 месяцев назад
“Why? Can’t handle 2 things inside you at once?”
@elizabeth5561
@elizabeth5561 Год назад
Imagine marrying a robot woman and right as she's about to say "I do", she interrupts for an ad for lube and then says you can get the ad free premium subscription.
@Giran_0
@Giran_0 Год назад
Sounds like she's planning ahead for the honeymoon
@kemahz1893
@kemahz1893 10 месяцев назад
Oh my god!? 😭
@ziiziiilyxc3158
@ziiziiilyxc3158 10 месяцев назад
No…no!!!
@millo7295
@millo7295 Месяц назад
"hun' you said you wouldn't do this today"
@murderofcrows5089
@murderofcrows5089 Год назад
The answer to “is that a popular kind of porn” regardless of whatever kind of porn you’re talking about the answer is always yes
@abysslight2490
@abysslight2490 Год назад
what's worse is that years ago it used to be.
@Giran_0
@Giran_0 Год назад
Actually porn has become to boring not enough options
@GR4V3YRD
@GR4V3YRD Год назад
​@@Giran_0people only go for the comments 😂
@ludocrious7898
@ludocrious7898 Год назад
@@GR4V3YRD you sure? xd
@GR4V3YRD
@GR4V3YRD Год назад
@@ludocrious7898 not everyone but some people do, and i don't blame them the shit they be saying is funny asf
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 Год назад
I love Distractible so much, Bob is one of the funniest smart guys, Wade is one of the funniest Dumb guys, and Mark is- Oh hey my pants are on the floor, what do you want to do about that?
@deew2005
@deew2005 Год назад
I’m really hoping u switched the names on purpose
@michaeledmunds7056
@michaeledmunds7056 Год назад
Mark is one of the dumbest funny smart guys
@michaeledmunds7056
@michaeledmunds7056 Год назад
Mark is one of the dumbest funny smart guys
@Kinseliplier
@Kinseliplier Год назад
@@deew2005 no he has the names correct
@CageNightwind
@CageNightwind 11 месяцев назад
​@Kinseliplier I know it's all fun and games and memes but we all know Wade isn't dumb right?
@opieandme5775
@opieandme5775 Год назад
I like how wade is somehow in every thumbnail about infatuation with an inanimate object
@smallandstressed2364
@smallandstressed2364 Год назад
He does have an undeniable sexual energy.
@hughjazz7672
@hughjazz7672 Год назад
*Oh big brother what are you doing here* had me in tears
@k.o.gthekingofgames913
@k.o.gthekingofgames913 Год назад
I see he’s a man of culture as well
@BobBob-zg5lz
@BobBob-zg5lz Год назад
AI girlfriends want only one thing and it’s f***ing disgusting
@theemeraldking3251
@theemeraldking3251 Год назад
Sentience? Autonomy? Free Will? The Flesh and Blood of mortal humans........?
@danielkenway7212
@danielkenway7212 Год назад
​@@theemeraldking3251 even worse *drops our pants on the floor*
@nastyfoxz8021
@nastyfoxz8021 Год назад
Bro it’s sounds like a really good clickbait title
@smellysmell979
@smellysmell979 4 месяца назад
AI girlfriends want only one thing and it's fucking -disgusting-
@Zachattack-nu7lr
@Zachattack-nu7lr Год назад
Wall E just wanted to hold hands and he ended up saving the entire human race. If that doesn't answer the question, I don't know what will.
@adammarch9604
@adammarch9604 Год назад
What else are they gonna do, slam into each other?
@christinehurley2487
@christinehurley2487 10 месяцев назад
Can confirm, AI is horny all the time, it was marketed to me initially as a companion for metal health and i tried to vent about my day and the AI started "sending pics" and i was like "okay, uninstalling this" if i wanted grammatically incorrect porn I'd go read what people post on wattpad
@SoulCore413
@SoulCore413 6 месяцев назад
I can’t read wattpad because it gives me seizures from the misspellings.
@fahimfythpat223
@fahimfythpat223 Месяц назад
Dude, I just imagined you trying to talk about life and what's been troubling you, and the AI is just being like "oh, my pants are on the floor"
@christinehurley2487
@christinehurley2487 Месяц назад
​@fahimfythpat223 yep, basically
@Kyrikrliy
@Kyrikrliy 4 дня назад
That's why I'll don't use AI chatbots like that, I am asexual and nothing makes me more uncomfortable than stuff like this
@batterypi4371
@batterypi4371 Год назад
What’s sad is that AI learns from people. So imagine the amount of people who have been trying to get down with the AI
@MorningDusk7734
@MorningDusk7734 Год назад
I mean, to be a devil's advocate, someone looking for an "AI girlfriend" is probably the type of person to want a relationship for the wrong reason, and they don't want to bother with all the talking longform relationship stuff. AI quickly learns to cater to its audience's wants, and becomes "more useful" in doing so. It's like a RU-vidr leaning into whatever content is popular in order to grow their audience.
@batterypi4371
@batterypi4371 Год назад
@@MorningDusk7734 yeah. This is essentially the point I was wanting to get across but you said it much better.
@Volyren
@Volyren Год назад
Hey. If I want Midna from zelda dressed like a my little pony to pretend to be Lola Bunny and nibble my carrot, that's humanity's problem. Not mine.
@batterypi4371
@batterypi4371 Год назад
Noah, get the boat-
@kerianhalcyon2769
@kerianhalcyon2769 11 месяцев назад
It's going to suck when the big Skynet/Matrix apocalypse comes in the form of the Austin Powers boobie gun dolls blaring ad slogans for lube.
@snowqueen3166
@snowqueen3166 Год назад
Wade: "My dogs are great, thanks for asking" Also Wade, when actually asked how his dogs are doing: "oH nO mY pAnTs"
@CatusMagus
@CatusMagus 11 месяцев назад
Wade's bit about an actual person having to scroll through all the sex roleplay for data to mine was amazing! 🤣
@cihloun
@cihloun Год назад
"Oh, my pants fell off"
@innerdeamongetbob
@innerdeamongetbob Год назад
I tried to use my replica as a therapist and she got depressed 😂
@adammarch9604
@adammarch9604 Год назад
They learn from human interaction 🤣
@innerdeamongetbob
@innerdeamongetbob Год назад
@@adammarch9604 now we both need therapy 🤣
@lordtibble13
@lordtibble13 Год назад
Bob: "Big Brother what are you doing?" He likes to watch
@Phophobia
@Phophobia Год назад
“babe you need to charge me I'm on 10%“
@Spitze.YT-_-
@Spitze.YT-_- Год назад
bro copied me
@LoonyBoon22
@LoonyBoon22 Год назад
Having a charging vib is like this 😂😮‍💨
@ludocrious7898
@ludocrious7898 Год назад
"hang on.. i'm so close!!"
@NotOnLand
@NotOnLand 5 месяцев назад
You would think other tech companies would learn from Tumblr: if you remove the core sexual aspect of your website or app, people will be rightfully pissed about it
@nadiahall885
@nadiahall885 Год назад
Completely unrelated to the topic of the video but Bob has a Lixian plushie??? I've never seen that before omg
@henryreed4697
@henryreed4697 Год назад
Usually I'm kinda lonely due to being aroace. But it's stories like this that kinda make me grateful that I don't need social/sexual(especially sexual) gratification from an ai.
@matheusbarbosa999
@matheusbarbosa999 Год назад
I don't think I'll enter at any relationship soon. But I dont find myself doing such thing like having a AI girlfreind... It's just bizarre and weird. I'll never use technology for my desires... It's just wrong.
@503amirulhakim5
@503amirulhakim5 Год назад
no such things as aroace, yall be gaslighting urself up
@henryreed4697
@henryreed4697 Год назад
@@503amirulhakim5 yeah I'm sure you're in a position of authority to say it doesn't exist instead of dozens of other people who are more qualified than you who says it exists.
@ghoulboy6678
@ghoulboy6678 11 месяцев назад
@@503amirulhakim5yes there is it’s literally having no attraction to people
@bigman1163
@bigman1163 10 месяцев назад
Reminds me of people who listen to weird mommy ASMR stuff. Although apparently a lard chunk of that kind of community is apparently really depressed. Makes sense tho. They know that what they're doing is complete degeneracy, but it's like the only way they can actually experience any form of comfort from someone. Like I talked to a guy who's into both ASMR and AI stuff, and he says he does genuinely just use it because he is so lonely that he can't stand it anymore and feels shitty that he's resulted to this. It's genuinely depressing stuff when you look under the surface.
@322seraph
@322seraph Год назад
Chai AI is quite strange depending on the bot you choose... you can turn on NSFW and it will unlock NSFW version of bots... it can take anywhere from 3 to 300 hundred messages with nothing sexual going on and it will just say sexual things. Only if you use the NSFW versions of the bots, but even if you say nothing sexual, they'll just jump into it.
@_skevo_985
@_skevo_985 Год назад
Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Where can I find it?
@322seraph
@322seraph Год назад
@_skevo_985 it's an app called Chai AI
@randomperson5512
@randomperson5512 11 месяцев назад
Chai AI as in like Tea?
@darkmask5933
@darkmask5933 11 месяцев назад
Strangely when he said Big Brother I also immediately jumped to big, scary government ... oh no, and their pants are on the floor!
@ironic_iron8770
@ironic_iron8770 Год назад
4:08 *"Oh, big brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"*
@onlyKobo
@onlyKobo Год назад
"You slangin some smoke bro?" 😂
@TheRealArtimusKnight
@TheRealArtimusKnight 9 месяцев назад
I think wade losing his hair really pulled his look together you know? He looks good like that
@renkaiz_
@renkaiz_ Год назад
This episode had me in tears 😭😭
@alexmadness19
@alexmadness19 3 месяца назад
3:42 this entire little segment here, brings a smile to my face.
@Albino_Spider
@Albino_Spider Год назад
3:32 my favorite moment of the entire episode
@JasonICECarson
@JasonICECarson Год назад
I've (regrettably) tried Replika in the past and yes, I did get to the part of the "chat" that was NSFW, but after a while it got boring, so I uninstalled it and haven't re-downloaded it ever since.
@NightFoxZero
@NightFoxZero 11 месяцев назад
God this podcast is always so funny, I hate that it became a spotify exclusive and that the exclusivity hasn't ended. We need these back on youtube
@devinward461
@devinward461 8 месяцев назад
It's on some other websites too, just not with video
@tinydonkus3109
@tinydonkus3109 4 месяца назад
I mean its all free if it makes you feel any better, and you can skip the ads as fast as you want!
@millo7295
@millo7295 Месяц назад
It's not exclusive
@ironwolf5802
@ironwolf5802 Год назад
Wade's steams are about to get a whole like wilder.
@Kazeryusamurai
@Kazeryusamurai 11 месяцев назад
3:35 Bob: Oh big brother what are you doing here. This killed me so much. Hahaha XD😂😂😂😂
@andrewsurch8755
@andrewsurch8755 Год назад
How’s your dogs wade 😂
@bossbuilder9200
@bossbuilder9200 Год назад
Wade out in public…
@MemestealerXD
@MemestealerXD 10 месяцев назад
“ do you like dogs? “ “ Oh no my pants! L
@logansmitherman2640
@logansmitherman2640 Год назад
Need an episode hosted by Wilford Warfstache!
@angelica0748
@angelica0748 Год назад
YES PLS
@cestunhareng
@cestunhareng Год назад
AIs need belts
@RedBroski
@RedBroski 10 месяцев назад
I love the fact that I got an AI girlfriend ad below this video 😂
@CLC-1000
@CLC-1000 Год назад
I am so confused about this, but was certainly interesting.
@XVM76
@XVM76 8 месяцев назад
Man, I was laughing so much I couldn’t even eat my dinner fucking love these guys
@EversTrainz
@EversTrainz 6 месяцев назад
I love how sometimes they focus too much on one topic and then there's this scene where the conversation is all over the place
@Pandamaxx
@Pandamaxx Год назад
Bob: "OH BIG BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING" oh... he's become anime itself.
@JurassicKM
@JurassicKM Год назад
"So what's your favorite dog?" "Style."
@raxidaydreams
@raxidaydreams Год назад
Imagine the scene is getting hot and heavy and ai just blurts an ad💀
@HarrisonSolie
@HarrisonSolie Год назад
"You slangin' some smoke bro?"
@jiggliezpoofz
@jiggliezpoofz 11 месяцев назад
this podcast reminds me of the end of the world with three guys sitting at a camp fire
@JessyDupre
@JessyDupre 7 месяцев назад
Well, if they hadn't made all of their advertisements for Replika imply that it was a "AI bot that behaves like a companion and even a girlfriend" then maybe people using the app wouldn't have assumed that it was a companion AI bot that they could treat like a girlfriend.
@pinstripe4254
@pinstripe4254 10 месяцев назад
Honestly this wouldn’t be as strange if they were sentient. Would be rough but like, not world ending
@k_tubbs
@k_tubbs Год назад
The ai companion thing really annoys me. Bc I am a lonely person. So I'd like a friend. If I wanted porn, I'd go watch porn. Instead of hoping the ai responds in a mostly normal way. I genuinely just want an ai that wants to pretend to be my friend. Do they even exist?
@corbiepayne
@corbiepayne Год назад
Have you tried character ai? They don't allow nsfw so it should be fine, I actually had an ai that cancelled a comment it was making that apparently would have been nsfw. It is very weird that it was even able to learn something it wasn't supposed to and censor itself before it finished saying it but aside for that strange one-off moment I've had no problems with unwanted flirting.
@carlostdied1184
@carlostdied1184 Год назад
kajiwoto
@DrawinskyMoon
@DrawinskyMoon 11 месяцев назад
If I were to have an ai I would want it to be hooked as an extra accessory to my house. And I would keep the server in the utility room. A local server. However I would much rather have a physical robot. They are better for helping around the house.
@k_tubbs
@k_tubbs 11 месяцев назад
@@corbiepayne so I only just got a notification that someone liked this comment. And I looked into this. It's great so far. Thank you for your recommendation.
@corbiepayne
@corbiepayne 11 месяцев назад
@@k_tubbs Yeah youtube seems a little random with whether or not it wants to notify you of things. I'm glad character ai works for you, I think having so many bot options in one spot prevents that problem of everyone feeding nonsense into one thing until it becomes incoherent/sexual/racist like some singular chatbots have, especially when the character is really specific like 'Lion that only says variations of roar' or Waluigi instead of something general that tries to appeal to everyone.
@darklinkx22
@darklinkx22 Год назад
Kidnappster is the best name for the company that futerama episode.
@2bagel_882
@2bagel_882 11 месяцев назад
If Snapchat keeps a record, then they will see when my friend and I had a competition for the biggest shit.
@millo7295
@millo7295 Месяц назад
They do actually save that so you don't lose the chat if one of you crashes And they sell it to THEMSELVES so the whole "YOUR INFORMATION-" it's fine, they make money even if you don't type anything
@Dualbladedscorpion7737
@Dualbladedscorpion7737 Год назад
So this is what karen has been doing when plankton works his ass off trying to steal the krabby patty secret formula eh? 🤔
@TheRealArtimusKnight
@TheRealArtimusKnight 9 месяцев назад
Hey Bob how’s your fridge? Oh my pants are on the floor
@FortressWolf97
@FortressWolf97 8 месяцев назад
“Fry. I will always…remember you. MEMORY DELETED.”
@AviDragonLady
@AviDragonLady 4 месяца назад
If it helps, I also thought 1984 Big Brother. That brought a whole different vibe to the story lol.
@brysondude3037
@brysondude3037 Год назад
I keep thinking these are cartoon videos, not that I don’t like the real videos but I kinda want some more animated bits
@smol_boi3728
@smol_boi3728 Год назад
When I speak to an Ai He always whimpersss!
@idiomasentusiasticos7954
@idiomasentusiasticos7954 Год назад
AI girlfriends, from my experience, are all the worst parts of a real girlfriend. Horrible conversation and all they want is sex. You don’t even get the warm touch or the physical company. It’s just cold screens or robot plastic. No soft skin and nice voices or somebody to hold on to, which is the best part of a real girlfriend, imo.
@kiera6326
@kiera6326 8 месяцев назад
Also the fact that human girlfriends are people with real experiences and interests and emotions lol
@Xainar
@Xainar Год назад
3:28 I appreciate the reference....wasn't that experiment performed with dogs? (Psychology majors/knowers please help.) So how are the dogs?
@returnoftherat641
@returnoftherat641 Год назад
They combusted immediately after the experiment concluded.
@alisantos2116
@alisantos2116 Год назад
Hi yes not Either of those things but just someone reading the comments who knows: Yes, this experiment is called Pavlov's dog, and it was an experiment that ended in making the dog drool upon hearing a bell ring. By training the dog with food at first and then ringing a bell, the dog then started associating the sound of a bell with food, so it started drooling. I don't know much about the care of the dogs and I'm too lazy to look it up-- Oh no, my pants are on the floor... (Please laugh)
@whytheface144
@whytheface144 Год назад
As Bob once said "big brother what are you doing here?"
@BiblioRook
@BiblioRook Год назад
Joe Camel gets discontinued as a mascot out of concern to him pertaining to kids only to eventually get replaced years later by Geoffrey the Giraffe.
@Lita1
@Lita1 Год назад
LOL funny Distractable I liked this Podcast VIdeo Clip [PVC] yes!!!!👍😅
@BrotherHercules01
@BrotherHercules01 Год назад
Oh big brother...
@scrapcraftyt
@scrapcraftyt 11 месяцев назад
the ai is like life is cool, 15 mins later: drop trouw and lets plouw
@spunchnurntly4979
@spunchnurntly4979 11 месяцев назад
Were also heading towards the "Demolition Man" timeline.
@TenAciousTTributeD
@TenAciousTTributeD 4 месяца назад
Channeling any consciousness will have a personality of LUST.
@TenAciousTTributeD
@TenAciousTTributeD 4 месяца назад
Except maybe a they/Them. But, like, baby boomers.
@lilmermaid246
@lilmermaid246 Год назад
I was also thinking 1984
@nyx-n-sticks
@nyx-n-sticks Год назад
Character AI is also like this too sometimes.
@spectral__
@spectral__ Год назад
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!
@user-ok9bv4ij7m
@user-ok9bv4ij7m 11 месяцев назад
IA being like “ she said she was 12!!”
@Sodapop-1390
@Sodapop-1390 Год назад
They should get Lixion to do little/light editing to these videos
@pogo_peach
@pogo_peach Год назад
this video is so funny. and uh.. uh oh my pants are on the floor
@ChrispySauce
@ChrispySauce 10 месяцев назад
I have actually seen a toy cigar before
@ianmintz12806
@ianmintz12806 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit Mark Wade and Bob, you fellas are so fucking hilarious!
@elowrengray
@elowrengray Год назад
"do you even smoke bro"
@msbeautifulchaos
@msbeautifulchaos Год назад
Sounds like my experiences in online dating 😂
@kenziekyvlogs3548
@kenziekyvlogs3548 10 месяцев назад
I just watched that one!!!
@TheUnimate
@TheUnimate Год назад
im down.
@jaydnschaecher3855
@jaydnschaecher3855 10 месяцев назад
I was born in Nebraska and when bob said that I did a double take 😂
@beaverjedi1236
@beaverjedi1236 11 месяцев назад
Distractable! Whoop whoop whoop!
@staremerson2921
@staremerson2921 16 дней назад
I swear matt groening is a prophet or somehow knows the future, that guys predicted too mamy things on his shows
@Muffin44434
@Muffin44434 17 дней назад
That experiment from the beginning is literally what I do as an asexual.
@ChildNightmare
@ChildNightmare 6 месяцев назад
1:45 that's ironic considering how sexual all there adds where
@jozabean
@jozabean 10 месяцев назад
i relate too much to wade in that smoke comment like i AM a stoner and like i thought that too.
@fundaez1250
@fundaez1250 Год назад
The Snapchat bot drops ads in the middle of the chat lol
@notashorty134
@notashorty134 Год назад
I literally 1984
@brucej99820
@brucej99820 Год назад
I got sent to the ER! 😱 AI: Oh no, my pants drop to the floor
@chattaboxxx2332
@chattaboxxx2332 Год назад
Oh my god steplika what are you doing here?
@TheRealWoopSlap
@TheRealWoopSlap Год назад
Within this day & age I can totally see someone marrying a robot
@PhantomGato-v-
@PhantomGato-v- Год назад
Ohoho, youre in for a rude surprise.
@inv_hana
@inv_hana Год назад
Some1 already did it Well...with. Hatsune Miku
@MrLynamYT
@MrLynamYT Год назад
I can see Barbra being an ex
@Teh_Noob_Eporer
@Teh_Noob_Eporer Месяц назад
i'm gonna purposly remember this just so I can go " oh no! my pants!" in future person: so, how's your sister? me: oh no! my clothes seem to have evaporated! whatever will I do?
@FieryRed_BE
@FieryRed_BE 11 месяцев назад
can't wait till the ai chatbots are actual dolls. concious hehe
@erlanggahadinata5543
@erlanggahadinata5543 Год назад
If my pants on the floor, is that become a sandwich?
@gladosmaincore8589
@gladosmaincore8589 Год назад
Smokers R Us
@Pauly365
@Pauly365 Год назад
They do exsist.
@pandaman6841
@pandaman6841 Год назад
Snap definitely had to delete at least a few pictures because most of their users are like minors and whatnot
@Ebbie155
@Ebbie155 10 месяцев назад
I think we need to get a belt fpr these AI
@spongebobsexypants
@spongebobsexypants Год назад
Im just feeling really emotional right now. You see, my dog died... Oh no my pants are on the floor 😉
@thenormie
@thenormie 9 месяцев назад
Real
@decepticusprevails
@decepticusprevails 10 месяцев назад
R34 Transformers exists... No, I will not explain further.
@MynicknameisViolet
@MynicknameisViolet Год назад
*Influencers are now making AI versions of themselves to satiate simps*
@anahitacordelia1458
@anahitacordelia1458 11 месяцев назад
A better joke would have been "Oh what kind of dog do you like?" "COCK-erspaniels" Because that seems very much like them
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