Mark Zuckerberg: Jiu Jitsu is the BEST Sport 

And he just goes dirty and woops the shit out of everybody and walks away saying u cant see me

And then he bans you on fb, ig, and WhatsApp for wrist locking him

No way. Garuntee you he only does privates. People in a normal class would be hunting for him.

I would lol

Lol yep

Its "blinking" is still a little off. Its like it has to remember how to blink. Pretty cool that they got it training MMA tho and going on the JRE Podcast

New update came out

get this lizard off the screen

We can make clones but can’t even invent phones that require no charging or even land on the moon . Sounds on point

A jew ewww

Reminds me of the matrix

Except he’s a person not a robot. A very socially awkward person but a person none the less.

@@miggs80 oh boy I feel so bad for you

@@miggs80 he isn't socially awkward man's a straight up robot

@@sghunnid5079 No. He’s just socially awkward and that’s the most ridiculous conspiracy ever 😂

@@mikejasper3659 Oh I feel so bad for you that you believe all these ridiculous basement made conspiracies and think that you’re woke when in fact you’re actually the sheep.

Imagine if he walks a fighter out while mean mugging on the way through the crowd 😂

Makes his debut against Paddy Pimblett lmfao. Probably highest selling card of all times.

Imagine if he rents a whole venue out 🤔

Your wish became true 😆

hahahaha

Underrated comment 🤣

Morpheus: Show me.

I'd put him to sleep

lmao

Nah bro, he gonna show up with a purple belt for sure

Joe P. Haha, funny comment.

dw bro I can still take him

there might be an 'off' button somewhere on his back.

@@jasonpage8600 Lmaaoo

Jitsu is cool an all until you get punched in the face repeatedly. Then jitsu doesn't do much good

Don’t get high on ur own supply….

@@My2NutzOnUrChin exactly

Mark is a communist who admitted to helping the FBI and DOJ to suppress information. Hard to have respect for joe when he'll have this guy on but not Trump? To each their own i guess but i never took Joe as a communist supporter.

Bro what 💀 we’re not gonna live in a video game lol

@@isaiahgarcia163 Bro just ignore comments like these. People don't understand nuances and that things aren't black or white. Social media is filled with average to low intelligence humans failing to understand intricacies and details and saying things like "Meta wants us to live in video games" just because they develop VR headsets, or "this person is a racist" because they made a random comment, or "the world is collapsing" because Russia went to war with Ukraine and we're in a bit of a recession. Cringe and attention-seeking idiots.

Vs. Paddy Pimblett no less

Lmaoooo

Zuckerberg = "Zucker the (cy)Borg" * Bruce Buffer voice *

It’s the latest software update

@@harrisr1018 xddd

Or maybe he surrounds himself with friends that have similar interests? Kinda like most people... Why does everyone have to judge and stereotype someone they don't know just cause he's rich. Y'all just making things up to dislike him for lol.

@@Benji-jj2bg Yeh, you missed the joke pal. Whoosh.

@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit Benji is a totalitarian apologist.

@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit "everybody starts to do whatever mark says they do in his groups of friends." That's not a joke or punch line. It's just making a statement because he's rich his friends just suck up to him and do whatever he says.

@@Benji-jj2bg It is a joke. Because he controls everyone's groups on Facebook. He has control over what people are allowed to say to each other. It's sarcasm, a joke.

Bjj is amazing for you mentally, it’s not the best street fight wise but I do bjj and when I started winning and man handling people my confidence shot up even more than gym

It is until you have chronic joint problems in your feet, shoulders and knees. The amount of BJJ practitioners who get significantly injured by the time they are 35 is huge.

@@2011hwalker telll me about it, I now grapple with start training again and risk another traumatic injury. Or let my mental health weaken .. the guys who understand this principle can barely walk and still train.

@@2011hwalker take extra bone and joint nutrients and also bone broth. As for the explosive power which can affect joints a lot we can strengthen tendons through full range of motion through certain mobility excercises. Check out kneesovertoesguy

@@zhester86 Every mess with yoga? The more I've got into it I have less injuries

who?

hahhaha have a wing ya lad

@@laoch5658 Paddy Pimblett

​@@laoch5658 Fat ron wisley

Spotify

thats the brazilian way

Boxing > BJJ

@@newagain9964 people who do both: 🗿

@@newagain9964I’ve done both, your assertion is not true. One needs a balance of both. I will say, BJJ is the great equalizer, The physical advantage of Size and strength in hand to hand combat is greatly negated once it goes to the ground. BJJ gives the ability for a much smaller man to completely dominate a much larger man. BJJ is a super power, If boxing is the sweet science, BJJ is quantum physics.

In what weightclass and competition? Tiddlewinks?

@@Padbot1 Lizard open.

he's super elite, he won gold and silver

gold medalist yeah... against white belts local tournament lmao

@@samsheepdog697 That's still super impressive dude. Being a really good white belt takes a lot of time and dedication in bjj

Badasses say that

@@arturocastillejos73 lmao the way he words it and his delivery doesn’t sound natural at all. The dude is a fucking maniac with the way he builds algorithms and controls our freedoms. Sure bro, he’s a badass.

@@frankiedgaf7055 that’s a good point 😂 I meant the statement. But yeah the person saying it made it much worse.

Couldn't agree more!

Judo is the best man

i know what u did there

Good call he is full of it.

hes like me. he nods his head when hes at a loss for words or talking about something hes super excited about but doesnt know exactly how to say what hes trying to say. Seems like a pretty normal guy on the nerdy side.

He is just awkward... you people are so unintelligent and unaware of how some people function. It's like you only know one thing and don't expand your understanding on anything

@@OneWithinn Your assumption of my context and world view is just as arrogant as the box you just put me in. Dude is trying so hard to relate his "passion for martial arts" and it doesn't seem authentic... but why would I think the CEO of Facebook is trying to fabricate an authentic moment about an activity intimately tied to the most viewed content on the internet that houses the demographic of people that Facebook is losing in droves?

Wow you are extremely articulate

or maybe hes just a relatable kid who made a website and got rich and fameous to the point that everyone on the internet attacks and judges him for how he looks lol.

Modern competitive fencing is not quite primal in my opinion; However, you are definitely right about the significance of using tools as weapons!

yeah i have never done fencing but fencers are legit.

Listen to him, he is brimming with no stripe white belt enthusiasm. "Oh, it's so PRIMAL", that type of thing. "It's the best sport ever". Very keen white belts say that. I hope he does hard sparring and someone drops a knee to the head on the weasel. I would do it if he came to my gym.

Yo that's what I'm saying! Me and Zuck 10 min sub only for my IG account.

@@zach6367 lmaooooo

@@ligmaballs0911 We need to find where this tyrant trains. Doubt we could get a roll in though.

you parents can purchase your way into harvard

Imagine someone putting this borg into a chokehold and not letting go.... tyrant defeated. Too bad you will never get the chance, all of his trainers are Chinese, hes protected by the greater censors.

@@mkn.567 true, but mark zucckerberg grew up pretty modest... he is self made. If you dont count the people who hired him to make their website and he kinda just took the idea and made his own website lol. Like we all would tbh.

@@mkn.567 only if you get a full SAT score. The average SAT is just shy of perfect score. No way to purchase that. Only if you meet that requirement, then you're able to make a large donation which increases your probability of acceptance. If every dumb ass rich kid was somehow buying an acceptance letter, the mean and median scores would be low as fk compared to the other selective top schools. So respectfully, I don't think most people buy there way into Harvard.

@@mkn.567 no the fuck you can’t lol money is just one part of getting into a college like that. Zuckerberg is obviously a smart dude lol

I have found a ufc shitposter 😂😂

Jeff Bezos is better

Reckon he'd make you tap

He managed to convert 100% of his friends to bjj, cos he has zero friends.

As a child, gymnastics is the best sport. Late teens/Young adult is boxing. Middle age is MMA (but learn your judo!)