Mark Zuckerberg Wins First Jiu Jitsu Competition! Complete Footage and Analysis 

This actually makes mark seem like a human being and not a robot

He whispered how much you want during the choke hold 😂😂😂

Imagine Zuck training at 10th planet with Eddie and while Eddie is guillotining Zuck he’s whispering in his ear “are you a lizard man or what dawg” 🦎

Those tournaments brought to you by Meta and sponsored by Facebook are tough.

Mark: Will you lose the match for me? Opponent: Will you get a job for me in FB?

i like the music and the commentary man . 164 subs ? more like 165. edit: and the edits!

Imagine Mark Zuckerber going to UFC and winning a belt in filled apex arena.

Who else saw 'Foxcatcher'?

What’s crazy is the jujitsu tournament was at my high school

Every competitor Mark faced had a "Slugworth" type of guy approach them pre match...

That combat robot is awesome 😎

It’s hard to finish an arm in guillotine by just stretching out

Joe rogan sent me here

@BJJDivision I haven’t rolled in years, I need to get back into it.

imagine you choked a man from Forbes Magazine! 😂

I’m glad Mark enjoys it though.

So we training robots to fight now?

Nice to see him doing human things

I don't understand how he won 😂

i guess i don't now how this works, but it looks like Mark Zukerberg's hands are busy attempting a pin, which looks like an opening to being being punched in the face relentlessly.

Well, Zuck is *NOT Royce Gracie that's for sure!

He whispered I'll deactivate your Facebook account

looks like he's looking for instruction the entire time from the sidelines

I heard he got put to sleep but it's called being calm control your breathing your thinking for two people and trying to stay a step ahead so the calmer you stay the less your going to gas out or panic because then it's over

Lol "he attempts to pull the Zuck down"

He’s not training just to know the skill… He’s one of the most powerful people in America and he has a HUGE control with the meta! He’s planning to be able to stop the ones that want to stop his evil plans with the rest of the evil elites!👌🏼😤

I don't know if this is a parody or if that's seriously the extent of Zuckerberg's skill, but if it's the latter, he's in big trouble if he gets in the ring with Musk.

Hardware upgrade

*ZUCKERTURDS SECRET WEAPON IS IMAGINING THE MAT IS HIS BED*

Let's keep it real. Mark speaks Mandarin, wins jiu jitsu medals and is a tech billionaire. The dude is impressive. And he is not a huge arsehole like Musk.

How did he win ? his opponent should have gotten the advantage on the guiliotine.

calling habib

Probably gonna beat Elon if the fight happens.

Looks like aggressive cuddling

who he beat? one of his interns??

If only this guy could understand how much most MMA people despise him for his pro-censorship assistance to the tyranny that forced so many clubs and gyms into non existentance. We also understand that eating right and exercising was the best defense against the coof yet if you promoted such ideas his platform would label you a spreader of misinformation and helped the government attack those who had a larger voice.

Mark zuckerberg started bjj After he watched andrew tate

Yeah aint no way elon is winning

That's 100% a clone

How do y’all know it was fixed? First off, I’m not a fan of Zuckerberg. I’m sure he’s an android, not that I have anything against androids.

Deal with %2,5 stock of Facebook for loss

His opponent looks like he is about 5'3'' and 130 pounds. So yeah, he can beat up a "child" ... Why are people even making videos about this?

This is such an obvious and lame rigged match, zuck couldn’t beat a girl scout in a legitimate fight.

Be more impressive if he wasn't a multi billionaire with access to best trainers in the world