Mass Effect 3 - Javik: "In My Cycle..."

Подписаться 8 тыс.

Просмотров 372 тыс.

50% 1

Cycle is one of the many words that Javik consistently uses throughout the game.
enjoy and thanks for watching! :D
Mods used:
- Liara T'Soni skin v.1.0 by ThinkBlueN7
(social.bioware.com/forum/1/top...)
By Ottemis:
- EDI Default Outfit no visor www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/...
- Kasumi Dress textures elemods.blogspot.nl/2013/07/mo...
By firemadeflesh:
- N7 Leather Jacket for femshep fmfmods.tumblr.com/post/746830...
- Combat Fatigues
www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/...
By ELE08:
- ME3 Hair textures
- Vanilla Hair Tweaks www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/...
- ME3 Chartacter Texture Overhaul (www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/...)
- Natural Eyelases (social.bioware.com/project/8259/)
By Smarteck:
(social.bioware.com/forum1/foru...)
- Javik Default Suit v1.2
- Kasumi from ME2 re-coded and re-edited for ME3 v1.0
- Kodiak Interior/Exterior HR
- Normandy (interior) Multi-level Materials HR v1.5
- SurKesh Structural Materials HR
- Vega Informal + Arms/Skin v1.4
- Wrex/Wreav Default v1.2

Игры

Опубликовано:

26 дек 2014

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 821

@CitizenKahne1992 9 лет назад

Old Man Javik: Back in my cycle, we didn't have thermal clips. We had to wait for our weapons to cooldown.

@Ir0nF1st924 8 лет назад

+Nie tutaj I'd rather have unlimited ammo and just wait for it to cool down than have to worry about thermal clips.

@Ir0nF1st924 8 лет назад

Nie tutaj I stuck with the Lancer in ME3 as soon as I got it.

@jefthereaper 8 лет назад

+CitizenKahne1992 still dislike the idea, lore sais that between ME1 and 2 they switched back to clips due to the overheating being slow and dangerous (while I just wonder, why not give every soldier at least 1 of those recharging clips, so that if they run out of regular clips they at least still have something beside fist brawling)

@ricardo5910 8 лет назад

+CitizenKahne1992 Those also did not had any weight.

@arcticclaw 8 лет назад

+Nie tutaj Were they that bad? I played ME as an adept so I'm only familiar with pistols, but the game seemed to throw me upgrades and better models as I progressed. Suddenly, the types of enemies I used to fear such as the two story tall quadrupedal Geth could be dispatched with a warp and about eight or so rounds from whatever pistol I'd found in a container in the previous room.

@ironmantis25 8 лет назад

Wrex: Man, your cycle sounds like crap.

@LabradorIndependent 8 лет назад

Aah Wrex - Always telling it like it is.

@McBenjiii 7 лет назад

Wrex is hella' badass.

@philipped.r.6385 7 лет назад

I always love how blunt Wrex is.

@ShadowDuty7 4 года назад

You that know when a Krogan is the one saying that....it really speaks volumes.

@efxnews4776 3 года назад

Wrex just say what everybody was thinking!

@ImperialistJoe 7 лет назад

Assuming he's not just bullshitting the entire time, the Protheans sound like Aztecs in Space.

@TheDarthDestruktor 7 лет назад

That's sounds...pretty cool, to be honest.

@CharlysBonada 7 лет назад

yeah, it sounds probable that bioware got inspiration from them. In his visions, if I remember correctly, the protheans had pyramids

@SteezyRedStars 7 лет назад

I could see your point, considering that the Turians are the ones more similar to the Roman Empire than the Protheans since the Turians are the most autocratic of all the species, have Latin base names, and dominate well in control and they lay a strong influence across citadel space

@nikolaradovanovic3714 7 лет назад

Apocalypse_Later I would see them as romans compared to people im the early middle ages

@BlazinVoid59 7 лет назад

Apocalypse_Later Sooo... Spaztecs?

@unverifiedbiotic 8 лет назад

Breaking news: Old alien yells at cloud.

@calibrationsrequired7655 7 лет назад

Breaking News: Old lady yells at frog.

@wilji1090 4 года назад

In his cycle yelling at clouds was punishable by death

@anonymousrex5207 4 года назад

Never get tired of a good Simpson's reference

@efxnews4776 3 года назад

Protheans: the boomer aliens.

@agama5538 3 года назад

*Shakes fist at clouds* "In my cycle we ate you like candy floss!"

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

"We burned 200 worlds to stop them" Wrex: "Not bad"

@tannenfelsruplesen9870 3 года назад

Me, an intellectual: *laughs in Inquisitor Kryptman's gambit*

@comteraffayn8351 3 года назад

@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Then he was banished from the Inquisition for being *to extrem*

@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 2 года назад

@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Never send a human to solve a bug problem.

@RaxuRangerkingsChannel 9 лет назад

Javik drinking game: 1. Every time he says 'cycle' take a drink. 2. Every time he says 'my people' take a drink. 3. Every time he says 'galaxy' take a drink. Please play responsibly.

@sammycw2000 9 лет назад

RaxuRangerking 4. Every time he says 'reaper' take a drink.

@ahn0x 9 лет назад

CHIN CHIN Can't believe this hasn't been said, but, 5. Every time he says "primitives" take a drink. Holy cow I would actually die.

@sammycw2000 9 лет назад

ahnox Every time he says air lock :^)

@urdnotwrex6485 9 лет назад

ahnox I'd be fine.

@Mister_Kourkoutas 9 лет назад

+RaxuRangerking Good God, man! You got a grudge against livers or something?

@82dorrin 3 года назад

Javik spent all 50,000 years in stasis thinking up ways to troll the next cycle.

@JelliThePilot 8 лет назад

*Hipster Javik* I experienced Mass galactic extinction before it was cool

@windwind3170 8 лет назад

and he survived it!

@Serocco 3 года назад

"I am Prothean. I never feel okay." Funniest, saddest, and realest thing I've heard

@WildNIrish 3 года назад

Immediately thought of rephrasing with Irish Catholic instead and it hit home fast

@bolgthehungry5127 9 лет назад

The last Trollthean, in all his glory.

@PanduPoluan 7 лет назад

OMG TROLLthean LOL xD

@keegan112099 7 лет назад

I feel like the actual protheans were incredibly civilized and polite and Javiks just bullshiting everything

@jasonalcatraz5817 6 лет назад

I mean, he does admit his favorite game is to trick everyone. So I imagine on his death bed, he's gonna tell Liara "Everything I said about the Protheans... was a lie. We were actually very generous and polite in comparison. We didn't enslave or force ourselves on others. I just wanted to see your face when I told you how savage we were." Then Ded.

@mattlocke684 6 лет назад

I would act in such a manner too if I were the last human.

@stormy2143 5 лет назад

"Y were never there how do u know lol"

@JordanJumpin 4 года назад

keegan112099 I wouldn’t be surprised he’s a warrior not a diplomat civilian or scientist

@DGARedRaven 4 года назад

It does make sense given how Javik was born when the Reapers were already attacking. And that he is the Avatar of Vengeance.

@Madcapredcap 7 лет назад

"In my cycle we had to walk uphill to school both ways." "But...you had hovercraft and elevators." "Yes. That only made the walk more agonizing."

@yarpen26 5 лет назад

Funny thing is, even the Jetsons in the early '60s already made fun of the "back in my day I had to walk 10 miles to school" thing.

@majava5282 4 года назад

You have to spin around 10 times whenever he says 'primitive(s)'

@therealjboss494 9 лет назад

"In my cycle, your kind were nothing more than appetizers. Would you prefer to be boiled or fried?" LMAO.

@EmeraldDreams7 9 лет назад

The Real J Boss And the Hanar worship the Protheans as gods too. xD Imagine being called an appetizer by your supposed god.

@timeforgottenprince8271 3 года назад

@@EmeraldDreams7 And by the one who would have led them as well.

@thundershark8681 3 года назад

PROTHEAN NO LIKES YOU

@135Fenrir 3 года назад

@@thundershark8681 Oh they like them just fine, with some salt and pepper.

@thundershark8681 3 года назад

@@135Fenrir and don't forget fear the fear adds spice

@Timasaurus007 8 лет назад

He is like an old man... "Back in my day...", "Back in my cycle..." :P

@noisemarine561 8 лет назад

He's kinda like a WW2 veteran warning Vietnam and War on terror about how bad things can get.

@babynoob1562 8 лет назад

+Kawaii Atlas edi n grunt put him on his place.

@philipped.r.6385 7 лет назад

He kind of makes me think to Walter Sobchak in the movie Big Lebowski and how he's always rambling about how it was back in Vietnam.

@juppe1273 7 лет назад

Timasaurus007 I thought he was 50,000 plus years old....

@efxnews4776 3 года назад

Alien boomer.... [

@Knalxz 9 лет назад

Hmm 9:53 this actually explains alot in terms of lore. The Beacon uploaded Shepards brain with modern Prothean dance moves.

@elessal 8 лет назад

+SuperKnalxz Grey I really hope this is recogniced and becomes canon

@Shepherd.1147 7 лет назад

Hahahahaha true indeed

@1classikai 6 лет назад

SuperKnalxz Grey but Javik does it way better lol, he actually dances to the beat. Everybody else just flails their arms around😂😂😂

@seanwalters1977 6 лет назад

The beat in that clip is banging lol

@AsharOzborne95 4 года назад

*GASP* D E E P E S T L O R E ! ! !

@1ZombieRob 9 лет назад

know what we do in this cycle? not lose to the reapers.

@williamkim2551 7 лет назад

In fairness, the Reapers were too big to be thrown out the airlock

@TwinPeaksIndustries 7 лет назад

Just means you need a bigger airlock

@philipped.r.6385 7 лет назад

Like Crucible sized airlocks?

@1classikai 6 лет назад

1ZombieRob SAVAGE

@christopheredwards9904 3 года назад

"In my cycle, we would do things half assed and treat everyone else like shit and toss things out the airlock even if they're too big to fit."

@ConcaCon 7 лет назад

In my cycle, I wear the Collector armor and Collector rifle when I do a mission with Javik. Too soon?

@swampfox1007 7 лет назад

nah 50000 years is good.

@1597B 3 года назад

@@swampfox1007 It's been 50,000 years for us, but for him it's only been- *A few minutes!*

@matthewgarrity9405 3 года назад

Real talk tho, I bet Javik would even be all practical about it and condescending... "A smart move primitive ! Using my kinds flesh as armor, maybe some Prothean brilliance will posess you."

@levitan71 7 лет назад

if i woke up in 50.000 years from now and saw dolphins running the planet i would bullshit the crap out of them too. :P

@antiochus87 7 лет назад

"In my cycle you primitives danced and jumped through hoops for fish." I can see it now.

@boyssouls5689 6 лет назад

"In my cycle, we had you primitives participate in death matches with the great Shamu. There was always a special spot in the stands for the audience to be drenched in the blood and saltwater."

@yarpen26 5 лет назад

To be fair, humans 50,000 years ago were already much more intelligent than any animal alive today, including dolphins and other primates. Even the brightest chimps can just barely use some stone tools, something which humans mastered more than 3 million years ago.

@Jimbogf 8 лет назад

Prothy the Prothean

@elessal 8 лет назад

+Jimbogf never, ever, leave joker in a room with jack and javik.

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

Classic Joker.

@WCCXtra 7 лет назад

We need a Mass Effect game set in Javik's cycle.

@Avatar2win 6 лет назад

William C. Yes

@danmueller4021 3 года назад

YES!!

@MrZachary246 3 года назад

I think the next mass effect will touch on this. I believe that his race is still alive somewhere out there. They were way to smart not to have other contingency options

@danmueller4021 3 года назад

They should have javik use memory shards to piece together what happened in his cycle and to learn about the subservient races

@takkarsasori8961 3 года назад

the ending could be javik going in his stasis pod. then emerging from his pod, but this time we hear thoughts when waking up.

@SilentGunner13 8 лет назад

you could say that a lot of Javik's vocabulary was.. reCYCLEd, right? I'll see myself out.

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

Right out the airlock

@zoax5463 7 лет назад

Don't hit yourself with a asteroid on your wait out

@Weevilyre 7 лет назад

in my cycle jokes ended with a 'punch' line with a iron fist

@Verlarn 7 лет назад

Let the airlock hit you on the way out.

@arein423 7 лет назад

You primitive.

@MultiDocdoom 7 лет назад

Javik is like that really old grandpa we all have xD "back in my day"

@shane707 6 лет назад

Yours doesn't?

@chrissierra-5633 Год назад

BACK IN MY DAY...

@stevenstice6683 Год назад

Man, your day sounds like crap.

@KainPrime 7 лет назад

"In my cycle, we didn't need helmets or breathers to board a synthetic dreadnought." "In my cycle, we dared the Reapers to shoot us in our exposed knees."

@CyrusKazan 9 лет назад

"In my cycle, we flensed food from our teeth with our own biotic abilities." ...If you can do that, can't you open the door?

@stevenstice6683 Год назад

That would make it too easy for the primitives.

@SolarWindsRider 7 лет назад

Ha, I'm sure there was no Half LIfe 3 in his cycle either.

@Albukhshi 8 лет назад

wow...Something tells me "Cooking with Javik" would not be a best-seller.... EDIT: or will make a great horror-movie.

@CheemsofRegret 8 лет назад

horror comedy

@AvengerAtIlipa 7 лет назад

It's actually a game show where the contestants who are eliminated get thrown out of the airlock.

@Abdega 7 лет назад

Marcuz Ezra in your cycle perhaps. In MY cycle it would be considered a romantic comedy

@fighterck6241 7 лет назад

Javik: I am a..... CON! I killed your friend because I felt like seeing your tears. There' s nos such thing as an Asari dish. I don't even know how to cook.

@risraid9324 5 лет назад

Try "Snuff Movie"

@LabradorIndependent 8 лет назад

9:54 Javik dancing is my new favourite thing.

@Ysmir-be6dt 7 лет назад

Man, Javik's evil laugh when acknowledging Tali & Femshep romance 😈😈😈😂😂😂😂

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

Nothing beats Javik, Garrus and Zaeed when they've been drinking.

@gentleman42069 8 лет назад

Grunt and wrex disagree

@nabielk.608 7 лет назад

Tali disagrees

@SweRaider1993 7 лет назад

Shepard disagrees: "Hell yeah!.. Put more of the stuff in the thing...more stuff goes in..."

@dallarian8687 2 года назад

I didn't have Zaeed and Javik there :/ haven't recovered them yet by then.

@TheArtofUTube 9 лет назад

Cycles, airlocks, Javik.

@noahp.8301 9 лет назад

marylain69 I REALLY want an airlock compilation but I can't find it. I had to laugh hard in the archive of the citadel in the citadel dlc with my renegade shep.

@TrueCicero 9 лет назад

Well we're not in YOUR DAMN CYCLE Javik!

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

Citadel DLC: "Let's play some cards" Javik: "BRB, need to get my particle rifle"

@Camelotsmoon 4 года назад

I love when the yahg gets loose in the surkesh mission, and if you have Liara if your party Shepard will say "careful, there goes the next shadowbroker." and I had Garrus in my party and he said "I'd swear he was muttering T'soni the whole time.". So funny 😂

@Illuminous_ Год назад

Canon

@mickeyspeedway2436 8 лет назад

"Welcome to the Empire party" Alright there Darth, calm down

@AdamG1983 8 лет назад

Darth Vader would have been scared of Protheans

@darthportus 7 лет назад

Darth is a title not a name.

@overlord4576 7 лет назад

...Darth Javik needs to become a thing

@ImperativeGames 7 лет назад

Protheans would eat Darth Vader alive. You know, because he is already fried. I'll see myself out.

@TheNexussify 9 лет назад

TATTOED HUMAN! I'D LIKE TO TOUCH YOU!

@jasonalcatraz5817 6 лет назад

"Go touch yourself" "That comes AFTER the party..."

@ALGammash 7 лет назад

Javik should write a book after the war is over and call it "In my Cycle"

@Hoppa456 7 лет назад

In my cycle we recycle

@GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 лет назад

Javik: in my cycle, terrible music was punishable by death Me:.....hey Javik, have you met Justin Bieber?

@glenneke6 8 лет назад

Your comment mad my day

@xXxxXx-yr1dd 8 лет назад

+glenn maes my day is mad, too xD

@mateusborges8758 8 лет назад

+Matt Allen man.. if he came to Rio de Janeiro, half of the population would be killed then O.O

@gerardmagos3608 8 лет назад

javik:*listens to justin bieber*...... throw him out of the airlock

@keiganm1287 8 лет назад

2010 called they want their easy target back

@hyun0282 8 лет назад

7:24 "Man, your cycle sounds like crap."

@Kraign45 7 лет назад

straight out savage.

@justjoking5841 8 лет назад

James: You know what I like about you buggy? You're like Sun Tzu but with 4 eyes :D

@rinokumura7371 6 лет назад

Jorrdi Jabob Sun Tzu Was A Master Tactician And Javik Is...... Oh.

@Alltzero 3 года назад

Seeing EDI encourage Javik to share his feelings was really deep considering she can’t “feel” emotions and Javik openly views her as the same level of threat as the reapers, but she still cares about him anyway, and in a way that’s so human you almost forget she’s an AI

@urktheturtle2988 7 лет назад

i find it interesting that the Rachni were too the protheans as the krogan are too the citadel species.

@Avatar2win 6 лет назад

Night Clone to not too

@sev1011 Год назад

Hearing Javik mention the alien races as food makes me think it's the equivalent of a human waking up in the future to find farm animals, fruits and vegetables as evolved people

@johnkidd8456 3 года назад

You’ve gotta admire Javik’s dedication to making up shit about the Protheans, and just letting everyone get freaked-out because they don’t actually what is and isn’t true. I personally headcanon that he softened up around the Normandy crew, and began using that joke as a little icebreaker- see the James Vega and Kasumi dialogues as examples.

@stt5v2002 6 лет назад

This is so good I started using it with my kids. “I don’t care if it is out of power! In my cycle we didn’t even have iPads! In my cycle we had a calculator that weighed 9 lbs and needed 4 size D batteries! And in my cycle, whiny kids had to eat salarian liver for dinner!”

@cpt.caboose1771 5 лет назад

@Tarik360 7 лет назад

I for one welcome our new Prothean Overlord.

@DWolf2k2 8 лет назад

Lost Dialogue of Javik: In My Cycle, I had to climb Uphill BOTH WAYS To get to the battlefield. THROUGH THE SNOW! BAREFOOT!!

@thomaswhite3059 3 года назад

And we LIKED it that way!

@eliasrobinson3915 Год назад

"While fighting Reapers with our bare hands!"

@noblevi3623 6 лет назад

1:33 Wrex + Javik, "Now that there is how you troll an entire species."

@aditya9266 3 года назад

Ah I fucking love Javik. Out of the entire squad I somehow relate to Javik the most and idk why.

@christophersuriel8620 8 лет назад

Javik: "In my cycle, we threw problems out the airlock".

@claypidgeon4807 7 лет назад

Javik: Prothean for both "troll" and "airlock."

@aaronhapgood6383 7 лет назад

so is javik like the main protagonist in his cycle like shephard is in ours?

@Hawwwlucha 7 лет назад

What made you think that? Their awkwardly bad club dancing? -just kidding, I can see why the connection's made-

@varric 3 года назад

Javik is the Renegate Shepard of his cycle.

@valerieverith2358 8 лет назад

"Man, your cycle sounds like crap!" Wrex for the win! :D

@bgphantom3 3 года назад

“I am Prothean, I am never ok.” Oof.

@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 8 лет назад

8:14 Javik... The Mass Effect version of "Cranky Grandpa"...

@cristian-si1gb 9 лет назад

The end was incredible! XD

@MegaDzib 9 лет назад

Drunk Javik is a sight to behold!

@kingaragornii9940 6 лет назад

Why is he hiding 😂😂🤣

@raresmuntean257 7 лет назад

"So you're a Pathfinder,you conquered and bring in life an entire sector of a galaxy after you slept for 600 years.In my cycle we used to conquer and bring in life (or destroy) an entire galaxy and then sleep 50.000 years."

@ihatetobethatguybut7175 7 лет назад

7:30 Commander at a time like this my people had an ancient saying THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK

@Luna_Spiritus 3 года назад

Yesssss

@PanduPoluan 7 лет назад

Javik when drunk is totally hilarious. Correction: He's hilarious even when not drunk.

@gerardmagos3608 8 лет назад

javik even primitive quarians were attractive inmy age pity no one can appreciate it now execpt for maybe the commander *grabs shepard*

@ookami-chan3328 9 лет назад

It seems I have lost a lot of Javik comments in my cycle :(

@t-rexcellentreviews1663 4 года назад

The sight of Javik dancing gives me life in this cycle

@TheHorreK2 7 лет назад

prothians have one of the best design choices for aliens, in my opinion, next to salarians/krogans!

@TshepoNkadimeng5 9 лет назад

Javik throw the primitives out of the airlock!!

@agama5538 3 года назад

"I will never tire of tricking the primatives, that is a game I enjoy playing!" Grunt laughs in the background as if he was listening😁

@Kati_Gory 3 года назад

I feel like Javik is having more fun bullshitting than explaining from his cycle and no one can tell more than half the time. Impressive for his cycle

@shotgunshougun17 7 лет назад

I am kinda both relived and offended that he did not mention humans on his list of ingredents

@toomanyaccounts 7 лет назад

remember they were on Mars. So yeah they did eat humans but he seems to respect Shepard enough not to mention it.

@crimsonlight4205 3 года назад

@@toomanyaccounts nah there probably weren’t all that many humans 50000 years ago

@greenhat8978 3 года назад

Get him an apron that says "to serve man"

@maniatissa 7 лет назад

I bring Javik as a teammate a lot...I feel sorry for him..the last of his kind, 50.000yrs in the future,with all the primitive races now dominant. It must be hard for him. Plus, he is hilarious and doesn't even realize it.

@redbiotics 2 года назад

"and one day the prothean empire will rise again, and you will all kneel before javik!" *Javik kneeling behind a nice couch*

@putnamehere5196 7 лет назад

Video game logic: we have already made the full game, but we are going to cut parts out and make it DLC.

@HandsomeGamerGuy 6 лет назад

EA Logic. Bioware had 3 Years for ME 1 and 2. But for 3 only 1,5. Luckily they got 0,5 more so they had 2 years. But still after that EA wants to get some Money so they cut out some stuff. If you edited some of your ME3 Files you can have Javik in your Game. So he was just cut out.

@meris8486 7 лет назад

I bet this guy would love Bicycles

@TheOuroboros84 8 лет назад

I think NOBODY expected Javik to be the UberTroll he is...it was so awesome XD

@1classikai 6 лет назад

"And all the primitives will kneel before Javik, the most fabulous dancer in the galaxy!" Btw is he drunk in te last clip?😂😂

@tessastrong1770 3 года назад

javik on the magic school bus: “in my old cycle,”

@Kiba0Shino0Hinata 7 лет назад

This is just like when one of your friends goes abroad and then when they come back, everything starts and ends with, "When I was in [France], . ."

@NoBody-qs7op 3 года назад

Javik is one of my favorite character in the franchise. He better show up in 5.

@chiffmonkey 8 лет назад

Femshep & Tali???

@dalton411970 6 лет назад

chiffmonkey 😍😍

@Witcherino 8 лет назад

Throw everyone out the airlock! OO_OO

@darkpaladin. 7 лет назад

Imagine if Prometheans sent an ark ship to to Andromeda and we get one hell of a surprise.

@MrFlorinCT 7 лет назад

That would actually kinda make sense as in the Antagonist of Andromeda.. Did u see the bad guy from the trailer? He kinda resembles Protheans.

@christopheredwards9904 3 года назад

@@MrFlorinCT you mean the archon? Kett and protheans look nothing alike, while protheans are 4 eyed and have skin for skin, the Kett have chitinous skin, only 2 eyes, and unlike the Prothean, whome focused on weapons and military technology, focused on biological technology and integrating other specie's DNA into theirs to make them stronger.

@Naomi-gr7fm 7 лет назад

5:56 Javik with the bars

@Grim_Sister 7 лет назад

"in my cycle-" Yeah, we heard you, Grampa

@thedeergod435 8 лет назад

9:50 grunts fucking laugher killed me

@qoriakromin9679 3 года назад

07:25 this... This is why i love Wrex

@Grombolin 9 лет назад

HE WANTS TO RIDE HIS BI-CYCLE

@theactionman007 3 года назад

"I will never tire of tricking the primitives. That is a game I enjoy playing." Javik is a goddamn troll master.

@monkeydude952 7 лет назад

And the last thing the Reapers will hear before they die is "In my cycle..."

@billmaster1157 3 года назад

7:25 Wrex saying what we all think

@SeriousApache 2 года назад

Wrex: "Why can't we just eat him?" Javik "Some things never change"

@lordofoshu8017 3 года назад

Javik: in my cycle, we all had personal airlocks to throw people out of.

@matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад

I gotta admit he’s actually pretty funny. I got my monies worth out of that DLC that’s for sure

@darthjerh12 7 лет назад

"....I mean welcome to the Empire party." bahahahaha best line evarr

@mimisezlol 8 лет назад

You forgot the scene where he sleeps with femshep

@DT-267K 4 года назад

"I prefer my Salarian liver served raw." ]:| "He is correct. It was a... _delicacy_ in my cycle." >:(

@Abiodun92 3 года назад

Oh man his Nigerian accent makes it all even more amusing! 😂

@billspompano 9 лет назад

nice story, looking forward to your ride video's, ride safe !!

@R4Y2k 7 лет назад

Funny how the "old" races in the universe have an african accent :D So at least the cradle of civilisation is always in africa,, don't matter wheather it's from earth or from somewhere else^^