ME3 - Shepard's Clone Insults Crew Members (Remake/All 9 squadmates/Citadel DLC) 

Fake Shepard: "Shoot her, she's the clone!" Garrus, after shooting the fake: "The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to die!"

If anyone was unclear the bad Shepard is 1) a clone and 2) a pale imitation of the real thing.

For the gang. Clone: "Like you, drell. I won't even have to kill you. A few weeks' time will do that for me." Thane: *cocks pistol* "The first shot is mine, Shepard. And the last." Clone: "Like you, Wrex-lite. A tank born krogan with no sense and no promise." Grunt: *hits fists together* "You'll crunch like all the others." Clone: "Like you, Miss Goto. I'll make your lover's demise look like a mercy." Kasumi: *looks at real Shepard, cloaks* "You won't take this personally, right?" Clone: "Like you, Subject Zero. The outfit changes, but the nightmares won't." Jack: "Okay. I'm going to kill her now." Clone: "Like you, Justicar. As ancient as dirt and as cold as the void. I'd almost spare you, if things were different." Samara: *eyes glow* "But they are not." Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. Born from borrowed genes and abandoned by the same man. You'd do well by my side." Miranda: *points gun* "Here's my answer." Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Old war dogs should learn when to lay down and die." Zaeed: "Oh fuck right off, yeah?" Clone: "Like you, biotic. I don't even know who you are." Jacob: "Oh, this one's mine." Clone: "Like you, salarian. It's not like you have any qualms about senseless killing." Mordin: *points pistol* "Vain. Conceited. Am very eager to take your insides out." Clone: "Like you, geth. You'll look quite nice fashioned into a rifle." Legion: "Shepard-Commander, we have reached consensus. It appears this unit does not possess a soul." I had more fun with this than I care to admit.

I would die if Javik said: "In my cycle we called this a clone" " A primitive's clone" "Your are a pale imitation of a primitive"

Fake Shepard : "Like you, Urdnot Wrex" Wrex : [headbutt] "Speak when you're spoken to"

Love how everyone says "pale imitation" but Tali says "cheap imitation". Cos she's Tali'Zorah vas fucking Normandy

Oh boy,i cant wait to see all the other squad member's reactions to clone shep! "a clone!" "a clone!" "a clone." "a clone." "a clone!" "a clone.."

"Like you harbinger....how many people did you kill on Earth, and all around this pathetic universe to try and kill me? And fail so miserably at it. You couldn't assume direct control of a direct paper bag." "I am assuming direct control of your death."

"hide? why? i'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

Things learned today: Clone!Shepard is just a pale imitation of the real thing.

damn the Tali insult was rough

6:01 I'm kind of disipointed that Javik didn't do his normal douche bag thing and said something along the lines of "One-hundred and fifty two" XD

Clone Shepard: "Like you Diana Allers. You're just a cheap, half-assed character with a terrible voice actress." Shepard: "You have no idea how long I have wanted to say that."

"I would've picked the other one on virmire.. Kaiden- something" *kaidan* standing next to ash* "ummm.....??"

A clone? Why is she trying to kill them? Is she just a pale imitation of the real thing? Will anyone believe she's the real Shepard?

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "It's only a model." "Shh!"

"Like you, Urdnot Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard"

Zaeed: "I'm getting too old for this shit." "A goddamn clone." "Then why in bloody hell are you trying to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Still playing mercenary because you forgot to save credits towards your retirement fund." Zaeed: "And you're a bimbo that would look even prettier with a hole in her head." Jack: "Wait, seriously?" "Well whaddaya know, a clone." "Then why the fuck are your trying to kill us? Clone: "Like you, 'Jennifer'. Clearly Grissom Academy's teaching standards are at an all time low." Jack: "And you're just another Cerberus bitch that was grown from a test tube." Thane: "This is a dramatic turn of events." "A clone." "What's your reason for targeting us then?" Clone: "Like you, Thane. At Death's door still trying to atone for all the blood you've spilled." Thane: "And you pale in comparison to your original counterpart." Jacob:"Well...alright then." "A clone." "Then why do you want to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Mr. Taylor. I don't know what's more dull, having a conversation with an Elcor or listening to whatever comes out of your mouth." Jacob: "You're just a ripoff of the real thing." Kasumi: "Oh look, another plot twist." "A clone." "Okay...that doesn't explain why you want to kill us." Clone: "Like you, Kasumi. If you weren't about to die I'd tell you seek therapy for your attachment to your dead partner." Kasumi: "Oh yea you're definitely Evil Shepard, you talk too much." Miranda: "Okay, for the record I had nothing to do with this." "A clone." "What's the point in killing us then?" Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. I wonder how much Illusive Man would pay for your corpse." Miranda: "I'd say at least twice as much as yours considering you're not even half of who I brought back." Samara: "This is rather stunning." "A clone." "Then what is it that you gain in killing us?" Clone: "Like you, Justicar. You'll be seeing your daughters very soon." Samara: "You are merely an impersonation of the real thing." Mordin: "Problematic, but explainable. Evil twin sister? No, only child at birth. Unless..." "Of course! A clone!" "Might I ask why you wish to kill us then?" Clone: "Like you, Doctor. Must be nice knowing one of your biggest accomplishments was castrating an entire species." Mordon: "Genophage necessary at the time. Same can be said about throwing away faulty products like yourself." Legion: "Error: 2 Shepard Commanders. Processing..." "A genetic copy of Shepard Commander." "This platform does not understand why you wish to terminate us." Clone: "Like you, 'Legion'. Your masters wouldn't have tried to scrap you and your bots had you just kept your mouths shut." Legion: "We confirm that you are a corrupted copy of Shepard Commander." Grunt: ".....Huh?" "A clone." "Then why do you want us dead?" Clone: "Like you, Grunt. All that spliced DNA with genetic enhancements, and you're still just another stupid Krogan." Grunt:"You're one to talk. My BattleMaster doesn't hire pathetic Cat6 Mercs to fight her battles. Weak."

EDI: And your Neurons are different because... Ashley: You *did*. Kaiden: Me too, actually. Garrus: Yes. That's how depression *works*. James: I have a shotgun. And you have two seconds. Javik: Twenty-six and a half. Liara: Human adolescents *aren't*? Tali: The second one. I won't suffer as long. Wrex: I actually have that one. It's hard to find these days. Legion: ...we are here as well...

"I would have picked the other one on Virmire." Well, they're kinda both standing right there. (Not a fault for the game, but save-edits can make some funny situations)

Lol, when she said "Jimmy", at first I was like: "Jimmy? Who the hell is Jimmy?"

See this is (one of many reasons) why I miss Legion. In Mass Effect 2, while all the other characters would repeat the same line of dialogue, Legion would say something completely different and humorous in a "missing the point completely" sort of way. He would have made a great companion in ME3...

This video was way more fun imagining it all as one scene where the entire group was parroting the same line over and over again. Especially the repeated "a clone."

6:34 i think she mixed Wrex up with his brother here. Wrex is literally the prime example why the genophage was a mistake. LMAO

I won't lie... the fake Shepard had some insults that cut pretty deep... LOL

Some say that, to this day, Jimmy is still searching for his pitchfork

I can't help but laugh at Tali's reaction to seeing the clone's face: "Really? Really?" she sounded so done, like "*Sigh* What is it with you and weird shit Shepard? Seriously? I am tired of your shit. Just stop it. Why can't we do a normal mission for once? Where nothing exciting happens and everything goes according to plan and absolutely nothing of interest happens. *Sigh* But that's okay, I am used to it now, just, Really? Clones? Really Shepard?"

6:21 Tali's tone delivery, and her saying "cheap", instead of "pale", gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. Also, the way the clone says her full title, so formally, sounds akin to an alien's address. I can't wait to play this DLC.

if only you could romance your clone... Heavy risk, but the priiiiize

I can imagine what she'd say to other squadmates had they been available: 'Like you, Thane Krios. You're nothing more than a guilt-ridden killer desperate for atonement.' 'Like you, Urdnot Grunt. You're just an overgrown baby good for nothing except fighting.' 'Like you, Justicar. How did it really feel to have to kill your own daughter?' 'Like you, 'Legion'. Your race would do the universe a favour by dying as punishment for all the lives they've destroyed.' 'Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're nothing more than a two-bit thief who steals stuff for the hell of it.' 'Like you, Mordin Solus. You're just a hyperactive scientist who can't keep his mouth shut for a moment.' 'Like you, Zaeed Messani. Was your revenge really worth twenty years of pursuing?' 'Like you, Subject Zero. You're nothing more than a mentally unstable convict who can't leave her past behind.'

A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. THE CLAAAAAAAAW

Honestly, when she called Wrex the poster child of the genophage, I thought he was just going to jump her then and there. XD

Damn EDI, Wrex and Tali got the worst insults xD

I really don't think Wrex would go with the "pale imitation" thing after being ofended.

"like you liara t'soni you're just a college cheerleader pretending too be a soldier" Miranda: i thought i held that title!

The Wrex insult was a low blow.

"pale imitation of the real thing" Me thinks each member of the team should each have had a unique version of that instead.

Clone: insults Wrex Wrex: And you're just a- Shepard: (full bodychecks clone, hands around their collar headbutting them into the ground) No. one. insults. my. Bro-gan!!

I love Tali's reaction: "really really" after all we go through. after all the fuckery we have dealt with this is what pops up now of all times? lol I love Tali

Man, this DLC had the toughest boss fight in the entire game. .. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If you want spoilers, click the read more button below................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You end up fighting the copy shepard and her team, but the thing is, she has your exact skills, and she will use all of them against you. The stronger you are, the stronger the copy shepard is. And I came into this fight at level 60 with all skills but one maxed out, playing as a vanguard on insanity. When she'd biotic charge me, and hit me with a nova and then a shotgun blast, next thing I know, the game is asking me if I want to reload the last save..........................fuck.

I feel like Javik's response was a bit tame. "Too many, but I'll be glad to grind yours beneath my feet, just for amusement. You are but a pale imitation of the commander."

Its funny how they are slowly putting their hands down... LOL It looks like they are in a music video about love

It's a nice touch that only Vega and Javik refer to You as The Commander instead of just Shepard when they say "No one will believe you're Shepard". I like how it subtlety reminds you that they're the newest crew members and that all the others have known you long enough that they're comfortable​ just using your name instead of your​ title like Vega and Javik do. I don't know if it's intentional or coincidental, or if it's simply their preferred way of speaking but I like it either way.

Gotta love how she comments on both Kaidan and Ashley when the other one is standing right fucking there!

How I think some of the ME2 squadmates might react... [ _Seeing clone Shepard for first time_ ] Miranda: Honestly, I should have seen this coming... Jacob: Hold on... _two_ Shepards? Mordin: Fascinating... Grunt: Well, I'll be a son of a pyjak... Jack: I've seen a lot of shit in my time, but this...? Samara/Morinth: By the goddess... Thane: How... unexpected. Kasumi: Woah...! Double Shepards...! Zaeed: I'm gonna need a bigger pay... Legion: *Attempting to process new information.* [ _A clone_ ] Most party members: A clone... Legion: *A duplicate.* [ _Then why are you trying to kill us_ ] Mordin: Unclear. Why try to kill us? Legion: *What reason do you seek to terminate us?* [ _Insults_ ] "Like you, Miranda Lawson. You're only valued for your looks and being a - how did Jack say it? - a "Cerberus cheerleader". "Like you, Jacob Taylor. Honestly, I don't know what to say to you, you're _that_ boring." "Like you, Dr. Mordin Solus. How does it feel being the greatest mass murderer in galactic history?" "You possess Shepard's looks and attributes, but lack his/her principles. A pale imitation." "Like you, Urdnot Grunt. Without your genes or your little helpers, you'd just be another krogan." "Like you, Jack. Underneath that tough exterior, you're just scared little girl, aren't you?" "Like you, Samara. You killed your own monster of a daughter to satisfy your _code_ ." "Like you, Samara... if that is who you _really_ are." "Like you, Thane Krios. Your only contribution to the galaxy is killing people and not much else." "Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're just a petty thief trying to play hero." "Like you Zaeed Massani. I would have left you to die on that day. Would have done us all a favor, really." "Like you, Legion. I would have handed you off to Cerberus. We don't need anymore synthetics running around." " *You are a copy of questionable quality to Shepard-Commander.* " [ _No one will ever believe you're the real Shepard_ ] Mordin: Change in temperament and allegiances. Unlikely that others will believe you are the genuine thing. Legion: *Outside observers will not to accept you as the true Shepard-Commander.*

A clone.

At 8:45 tali just stands there as the model citadel falls around her

Merc: Shepherd brought the whole crew! Wrex: RAGH! Merc: OH SHIT! THEY GOT A KROGAN!! 😂😂😂

She did NOT just call Garrus a burnt-out cop.......>:-(

Shepherd calls her ship, clone stops transmission. Clone calls the ship, shepherd... stands and watches? Not even a "hey what the fuck! ?"

3:45 Ok guys we get it, it's a clone

The two times this mission got personal: When she insulted Garrus and Tali When she messed with my hamster

This is all well and good, but I think this video needs that Volus pizza guy.

The crew members look like they're doing yoga, when reacting to Clone Shepherd.

It would've been cool if each squad-mate had a custom reply to the clone's remarks. Ashley and Kaiden could have said something like "He/she was twice the soldier you'll ever be', rather than have everyone saying the same thing.

"In the old days, we has at least five minutes before the mission went south!"

Wait, wait. Um...how do you have Ashley _and_ Kaiden in some scenes?

Everyone Say it with me! a clone

got to be honest those tali and wrex burns made me chuckle

"You travel with fascinating comp-"Ah,whoops.Wrong video.

Lolololol when they all saw the Shepard clone and putting their hands down, it's like they were doing yoga or something hahahaha nice editing there man ;)

No offensive to Jennifer Hale as she is a damm good VO actor but Mark Meer totally nailed this seen hands down the male Shepard does this scene way better IMO.

I wonder what the other squad mates in the past would say. Thane? Kasumi? Zaeed? Grunt? Samara? Mordin? Jack? Legion? We'll never know! Clone Shep would probably insult Thane's lung sickness, Grunt's origin, Jack's origin, something to do with Samara's daughter, Kasumi's dead partner, Mordin's singing maybe, I know nothing about Zaeed.

"I'd have picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-something?" *Ashley's standing right there*

Tali does not give a fuck. 8:44 Also, why is this repeated four times?

"Damn, this gig just gets weirder all the time." Yeah, pretty much.

“See you at the party princesses” Hahaha I love Wrex!

AW SHIT TALI SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT

A clown

The venom in Tali's voice. CHEAP IMITATION INDEED

Wrex should of said "And you just a bitch" lmao

Wrex in ME: scary, ruthless bounty hunter, less joke Wrex in Citadel DLC: *Shooting enemy with laughing airheadly*

A Clone.

5:30 Ash: I'm right fucking here, you know...

5:46 well it’s true, she’s never seen Garrus “War God,” Vakarian in action.

Don't laugh guys but I think that's.. A clone!

since when is Lieara a cheerleader, too? i think miranda was the one =)

"do you know where i got these scars? feros! vermire! eden prime!"

I never thought i'd be saying this but i'm looking forward to killing myself LMAO only in mass effect the writing is so good

*clones reveals herself* Tali: Really? Really?!

I love how you edit your videos, showing all turnouts, and past events and references they mention. I really enjoy your vids. I subbed.

Wrex: A clone. James: A clone. Garrus: A clone. Javik: A clone. Ashley: A clone. Kaidan: A clone. Tali: A clone. Liara: A clone. EDI: A clone. WE GET IT, SHE'S A CLONE!!

7:54 when someone asks what u thought of ME3’s ending

"Like you, Major Alenko. I would`ve picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley Something?... Ashley stands besides him... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh how are both Kaidan and Ashley in the same room together?

I always found it funny how brooks had really nice armor for a person who never saw action. Made me suspicious even before finding out she was a spy

What I love about Wrex in this DLC is that he comes off like the daddy of the group who is finally getting a chance to cut loose.

then why do you want tequilas?!!

Her insults to EDI is weird considering the clone herself was made in a lab, they have a pretty similar backgrounds

3:44 totally reminded me of that old SpongeBob episode when Squidward uses the time machine and he's trapped in that purgatory place and those voices keep echoing "Alone, alone, alone... Alone!"

"In the old days we went atleast 5 minutes before the mission went to shit" Yeah thats bullshit Wrex

I just wanted to say thank you, you are the real MVP for making this hyperspecific video I needed to write my Mass Effect Fan Fiction.

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone."

Liara: is the Shadow Broker Clone: you‘re pretending to be a soldier Liara: Errr...no, I‘m pretending not to be the Shadow Broker you idiot

"A Clown."

Funny bit of thought, if you bring EDI, you actually have a direct link to the Normandy... no need to transmit command codes. Problem solved.

Man, I really wish we could get the armor the clone's wearing in that scene... it looks awesome.

lol Tali's reaction is great. The only one to acknowledge the tongue in cheek cliche'd quality of the whole thing.

Imagine if Mass Effect 2 exclusive squadmates were available: "Jacob Taylor, I would have taken your advice and sent you into the vents at the Collector Base."

“A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” “A clone!” Hey guys, I’m starting to think she was a clone.