Matcha Tea Sausage (Not Suitable for Young Viewers)

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@CrisssCross 4 месяца назад

Ah, the age restriction is because of the sponsor. Here I was wondering what he was gonna do with that matcha powder.

@OrdinarySausage 4 месяца назад

;)

@quantumblur_3145 4 месяца назад

The wink means he will snort it

@Cripplified 4 месяца назад

@@OrdinarySausage Matcha Tea Enema video when?

@AnamikaTheWolf 4 месяца назад

@@Cripplified stop.

@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 4 месяца назад

I was fearing something worse than the balut sausage, for some reason.

@williamketelsen2911 4 месяца назад

My 10 year old son eats matcha powder like it's candy. He was destroyed to say the least when he wasn't able to watch this episode.

@OrdinarySausage 4 месяца назад

Keep him away from this episode

@spejik 4 месяца назад

i hope he doesn't eat it because of its aphrodisiac properties

@markb5249 4 месяца назад

Ya sure that much caffeine is good for a 10 year old?

@jaxblonk5127 4 месяца назад

@@markb5249 eh, depends on the kid I reckon; between baseline tolerances and the possibility of ADHD contributing a paradoxical stimulant effect it could actually be good for helping them focus and get their homework and stuff done. Plus hey, tike can have a lil heart palpitations, as a treat. Go off kid. Enjoy your matcha.

@Fizzlehound945 4 месяца назад

He'll understand when he's older lol

@daddystewart 4 месяца назад

The name Mr. Sausage gets a whole new meaning every time Adam & Eve sponsor you.

@Floofie_boi 4 месяца назад

True that.

@XombieLejon66 4 месяца назад

Imagine not saying *"LETS SAUSAGE! "* before laying down the pipe

@heruhcanedean 4 месяца назад

@@XombieLejon66You forgot the countdown for safety

@Floofie_boi 4 месяца назад

Yoooooo, you got 666 likes. Let's gooooooo. Edit DANG IT. Somebody else liked your comment right after I posted this.

@jamescheddar4896 4 месяца назад

This is just the manscaped: shadow legends thing all over again where the company slaps their floppy adverts anywhere it will fit and at a certain point people genuinely avoid the product because of it

@lordofhell666 4 месяца назад

I love when my chef cuts candlecocks on the cutting board before making my sausage. It gives it such a unique flavor!

@OrdinarySausage 4 месяца назад

Same here!

@sirderpymister4883 4 месяца назад

Can you really call yourself a chef if you don't do that?

@dannymartin4834 4 месяца назад

Next time a sausage doesn’t blow try using the performance pump.

@OrdinarySausage 4 месяца назад

that’s good advise

@aghostofthepast 4 месяца назад

This guy will solve world hunger

@theeth3242 4 месяца назад

Adding the ball gag to the Adam & Eve Mannequin with the Knife in it I think really helps the tie together the Sausage Basement's Serial Killer aesthetic

@PureZOOKS 4 месяца назад

"They are very generous with the numbers on the performance pump" Brother sausage. is it not in centimetres?

@dkznikolaj7013 4 месяца назад

He is violently american

@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 2 месяца назад

By the looks of it the marks genuinely look like neither, I think they're just nonsense. Americans know what centimeters are :)

@aydenperry2622 3 месяца назад

as someone who owns geese this sausage looks remarkably like a goose turd after they've been snacking on grass

@LightDogFang 4 месяца назад

Some people refuse to be sponsored by Adam and Eve, some get sponsored but Only talk a few words. My man Mr Sausage shows off the box of products he got with demonstrations. A true hero.

@JefferyCheney 4 месяца назад

The grinch who stole the performance pump? I guess it wasn't just his heart that grew three sizes that day...

@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 2 месяца назад

*slow clap*

@cheesycoke 4 месяца назад

That styrofoam head with a ball gag and a knife stuck in it looks straight out of a serial killer's house

@elijahjohnson2055 3 месяца назад

I hope he keeps that locked up on the regular.

@elijahjohnson2055 3 месяца назад

Like seriously imagine someone finding that and having to explain "see I got this youtube channel".

@HeWhoBringsTheThunder 4 месяца назад

1:10 and here we witness Mr. Sausage’s transformation By day he’s a mild mannered sausage maker But when shown 12 step Nachos he becomes the Incredible Hulk

@Frog101_Real 4 месяца назад

It all comes back to Ruffalo

@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 4 месяца назад

His first transition is from a quadrillion dollars Lobsters

@Patrick.Weightman 4 месяца назад

Mr. Sausage doesn't know what a centimeter is

@custos3249 4 месяца назад

Is it a bunch of meters stitched ass to mouth?

@hyorbu 4 месяца назад

I'd say that's a green flag. Gotta think outside the box.

@custos3249 4 месяца назад

Is that a bunch of meters stitched a$$ to mouth?

@custos3249 4 месяца назад

Is it a bunch of meters stitched ass2mouth?

@dillonh321 4 месяца назад

I measure my sausage ;) in toe lengths.

@michaelrigney9682 4 месяца назад

That box has to be legally classifiable as a biohazard by now

@julianrhodes7096 4 месяца назад

>Puts ungodly, unmeasured amount of Matcha in ground meat >Wonders why it only tastes like tea Never change, Mr. Sausage.

@stillblazinkush 4 месяца назад

It’s like the grinch that stole the performance pump is wild 😂

@maxbracegirdle9990 4 месяца назад

"and you wouldn't believed it, but his Wang grew 3 sizes that day..."

@15oClock 4 месяца назад

Me, unlocking a memory of watching Austin Powers on TV as a child: "So that's what it does."

@Asphaltmonkey0 4 месяца назад

"Swedish Penis pumps and Me: This sort of thing *is* my bag, baby" By Austin Powers

@metalnut92 4 месяца назад

'I swear baby, that's not mine.' - Mr Sausage

@biffwellington6144 3 месяца назад

Oh, that isn't mine. That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!

@robertdaykin1661 3 месяца назад

@@biffwellington6144 Swedish Made Performance Pumps And Me - This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby! By Austin Powers

@philtheairplanemechanic 4 месяца назад

"it's like a reverse poop" is maybe one of the more unhinged things you've said

@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 2 месяца назад

So.. anal

@sirusburningham4521 4 месяца назад

"No advice, only judgements"

@omniultimate 4 месяца назад

Adam & Eve should play this episode in their store on repeat 😂

@resuemannet 4 месяца назад

It's impressive how well Mr. Sausage does at keeping me interested for the ad read. I hope the sponsors are paying extra, because it's earned.

@jbomb7867 4 месяца назад

This is the panera lemonade of sausages. If you're sausaging along at home maybe dont eat the whole thing that's gotta be like 400mg of caffeine

@microwave221 4 месяца назад

The underserved energy sausage market

@nickbrown5201 4 месяца назад

The heart attack sausage

@solDelta 3 месяца назад

the sausage that kills you

@Galvatron102 3 месяца назад

The sausage of death

@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 2 месяца назад

Matcha has like half the caffeine of coffee, and he probably put a few cups worth in the meat. That one sausage might be 1, maybe 2 max cups of matcha. Or less than 1 cup of coffee

@aDaySears 4 месяца назад

I dunno if it's me but these episode get 10x more funnier when Adam & Eve sponsors this stuff.

@BruceAlarie 4 месяца назад

and 10 x more nasty

@lazydraws2188 4 месяца назад

5:03 WOW! thats me! i never thougth my art would actually be featured! thank you so much! (although the reddit screencap is wrong lol)

@aruce9 4 месяца назад

This is one of the most cursed episodes of will it sausage

@johnsanko4136 4 месяца назад

The "Mazeltov!" broke me lmaooo

@guymanuel4260 4 месяца назад

What monstrosity am I gonna experience this time.

@Yurt_enthusiast7 4 месяца назад

The grounded meat through the pump followed by the grean cloud is probably the coolest effect I've seen in a while😅

@BurnsAfterReading 4 месяца назад

The performance pump could be useful for extracting gunk from the grinder

@jeremyfischer7856 4 месяца назад

The swolsage at the end is immaculate.

@FancifulProdigy 4 месяца назад

"You wanna see something unnerving!?" Oh, I wonder what he's gonna do? Oh.

@Xxn00bslayerxX39 4 месяца назад

MAZEL TOV

@TheAveragePalico 4 месяца назад

DEMONITIZED!

@cavalierliberty6838 4 месяца назад

NGL I tensed up.

@echomikoart 4 месяца назад

You can tell Mr sausage genuinely has fun when A&E sponsors him. Makes the episode a lot better

@PhillyCh3zSt3ak 4 месяца назад

This would have been a great St. Patty's Day sausage because green.

@jaipeterson2703 4 месяца назад

Shamrock shake sausage 😭

@dafuqpug1746 4 месяца назад

@@jaipeterson2703he already did that :D

@dafuqpug1746 4 месяца назад

@@jaipeterson2703oh you meant he didn't made that on St Patty's either

@biffwellington6144 3 месяца назад

"Being strong in tea flavor isn't really... really... I mean, how hard is it?" If only the pump could talk, you'd know the answer to that question.

@DandyCabbage 4 месяца назад

3:33 “Why have you gagged me father? I love you!”

@nld8985 4 месяца назад

There was a tiny chance you wouldnt be demonetized.... but the sausage being sucked into the enlargement pump . . . . . No way you could come back from that 😂😂😂

@ulamgexe7442 4 месяца назад

How unfortunate it barely blew on the Valentine's day episode :'(

@cavalierliberty6838 4 месяца назад

I mean, it sounds like most guy's valentines days.

@ffwast 3 месяца назад

Don't talk about Mrs Sausage that way!

@CaliZephyr 3 месяца назад

That's what the performance pump is for

@druidicdwarf 4 месяца назад

I have a feeling we're gonna set a record for performance pump sales after this video

@lxmcf 4 месяца назад

I still haven't recovered from the sponsored sausage... That styrofoam head with forever haunt me

@zaclassiterdrums 3 месяца назад

My father works in the sales offices at Adam & Eve so I always send him these episodes to show where their money is going

@anophelesnow3957 3 месяца назад

Does he bring you gifts? What is the best sex toy your father has given you?

@stanko00001 4 месяца назад

If Mark Ruffalo wins his first Oscar, you should make a full Will It Blow episode.

@TABBYMUSIC 4 месяца назад

You know it’s gonna be a good episode when it has (not suitable for young viewers) in the title

@azfk 4 месяца назад

Yay, whatever the hell this is!

@jerboa-1979 4 месяца назад

literally in seconds

@jerboa-1979 4 месяца назад

WAIT ITS FUCKIN AZFK!!!!

@TSBsClan 4 месяца назад

yooo

@eskovich 4 месяца назад

The "demonetized" bit reminds me of Rob and Corinne from Threadbanger back in the day haha

@ph0sgene967 4 месяца назад

"Cleanup at the elephant exhibit" got me good

@fleshtaffy 3 месяца назад

I always wonder what my neighbors think when they walk by my apartment and hear this guys voice.

@hereticd3 4 месяца назад

the most ceremonial of sausages, truly i am in awe...

@Cheemysmasher 3 месяца назад

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a youtube video. Just found this guy's channel and 3 vids in I'm laughing so hard and often I almost gave myself an asthma attack. Keep up the good work!

@davonstark3603 4 месяца назад

This video is filled with so many amazing quotes, thank you once again for blessing us Mr. Sausage.

@comegeturboyclint 3 месяца назад

HAHAHAH the crushing of the glass followed by DEMONETIZED

@Samsquanch6969 3 месяца назад

It's so green. So impossibly green. 10/10 episode mr. Snausage

@Thomas-hx3pr 3 месяца назад

I would like to congratulate you Mr. Sausage. You have successfully sold me an item through RU-vid advertising. In the last two decades of watching TV and RU-vid I have not once decided to purchase an item due to entertainment marketing, until now. Thanks for the candle ad.

@Thomas-hx3pr 3 месяца назад

It's everything I wanted.

@meltingatom 3 месяца назад

You can only make so many suasage innuendos before you get an Adam and Eve sponsorship

@snausages43 3 месяца назад

“It tastes like breakfast cereal.” When I went to Japan I found a matcha flavored cereal and it was fantastic.

@Mykasan 4 месяца назад

missed opportunity to cook this in heart shape.

@pollyphemeus 4 месяца назад

I havent laughed this hard at a video alone in so long! Amazing content. The adam and eve episodes are always top tier

@Palmit_ 4 месяца назад

00:00:03 "hey there folks and welcome back.... i guess" - edit: Uh!! just noticed it's an Adam and Eve .. this is gonna be a good un!

@briannicholson5747 4 месяца назад

Most appropriate sponsor for a sausage video possible, I'd say.

@empressassassin9975 4 месяца назад

Adam and Eve sponsored videos are one of my favorite genres of Ordinary Sausage content.

@Fizzlehound945 4 месяца назад

Was feeling sick and out of it today but that mazel tov gave me a good hearty laugh. 😂 Definitely needed that today, thank you Mr Sausage.

@gasparsigma 4 месяца назад

I wasn't curious about the pump until you've tried it with the matcha sausage. Now you got my attention

@johnchoy4896 4 месяца назад

2:30 "That was the matcha water." Do you mean tea?

@TheOneandOnlyCSG 3 месяца назад

Adam and Eve is such an unhinged sponsor for this channel

@sonicfreak04 4 месяца назад

Its like something japan 7/11, larsons, family mart, basically every japanese convenience store would offer.

@Afmedic85 2 месяца назад

Family Mart was the best! I loved their spicy nuggets. Also a great place to get Chu hi's. I got wasted on them on more than one occasion.

@marshallh7785 4 месяца назад

"its like the grinch that stole the performance pump..."

@surprisedchar2458 4 месяца назад

Mr. Sausage really getting that bag from the sausage candle.

@tehkuwen5222 3 месяца назад

Holy crep, it was my first time suggesting a sausage and Mr sausage went through with it, I’m honored 😳

@RealPVMovies 4 месяца назад

I don't know how he managed to do it, but he somehow made me feel violated, cutting that candle like that.

@thedoctoradvocate8251 4 месяца назад

I was so confused by the vile smoke coming from the meat at 2:00 until I realized it was matcha powder

@nekomimicatears 3 месяца назад

Ikr, I was super concerned for a second lol

@anastasiaftw5454 4 месяца назад

Thank you for interrupting my sad moment, Mr. Sausage. Truly the best episode to date.

@Drakuba 4 месяца назад

man, this ep healed me after THAT "COFFEE" nicely done maestro sausage

@corychristensen5917 4 месяца назад

You looked like Dante from Clerks when you had your goatee

@OrdinarySausage 4 месяца назад

you look like Cory Christensen

@corychristensen5917 3 месяца назад

@OrdinarySausage the Cory Christensen look is bit a good look, hahahaha. I love Clerks and your channel. Keep it up

@JongleDush 3 месяца назад

Never in my entire life did I think you'd be sponsored by... well the sausage factory

@HisVirusness 4 месяца назад

You never cease to amaze and shock.

@archibald3787 3 месяца назад

The mixed matcha and raw pork looks like what comes out of a clogged lawnmower

@deatheternal720 3 месяца назад

"If you eat enough baby back ribs, you'll feel something down there" Yeah.... numbness 😂😂

@atomdent 4 месяца назад

Just what I what I needed!! Didn't know it ,but just what I needed!

@failcharger 4 месяца назад

This would be a great seasoning for a boxalo box sausage

@NLBusiness391 4 месяца назад

Lmao the “Mazel Tov” sent me, glad you’re getting lucrative sponsors!

@suzz1776 4 месяца назад

This is the perfect sponser for this channel. I love it.

@harrisonkarn2078 4 месяца назад

0:49 caught me off guard

@KN-tt7xu 4 месяца назад

Here i thought there was going to be matcha powder snorting 😢

@GalacticGamerYT 4 месяца назад

Now make a sausage espresso using that espresso machine you got.

@xeonx8831 4 месяца назад

The sausage household getting wild after dark with all those sponsored items 😭😭

@spycer 4 месяца назад

A new classic video mr. Sausage. You make me feel young again

@ItoshiiPanda 3 месяца назад

the code sausage has never been used more perfectly than on adam and eve

@ZeroTooL88 3 месяца назад

I want to see a sausage with the results of all the things we've learned. A sausage with deep fried hot dog, deep fried carrots, baked beans, tofu, lobster, pesto.

@mcpingas 3 месяца назад

god this is the best this series has ever been

@CplVelasco 4 месяца назад

"It's not mine, baby"

@axelcordova8262 4 месяца назад

Yay, another Adam & Eve sausage

@thesporkening 3 месяца назад

i haven't watched mr. sausage for a while has he finally gone insane

@flashmusicarchive9584 4 месяца назад

i'm sure that tea would be a refresher after you enjoy a nice wasabi sausage

@yourguysheppy 4 месяца назад

The wet matcha looks like moss on the cutting board. Anyway, when's the moss sausage?

@1hunglow582 4 месяца назад

These are the episodes I look forward to. Completely unhinged

@Gregsusername 3 месяца назад

Man you could say that this “will it blow” kinda blowed

@Aeduo 4 месяца назад

I do like how the color turned out.

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 месяца назад

Promo Code *SAUSAGE* finally fits perfectly for the video sponsor! 😅 And Mr. Sausage, if you do use that pump, be sure to release the pressure every few minutes, to let the blood cycle through and thereby avoid blood clots. (you can re-pump, but rinse-repeat) I'm sure it's safe to go longer, I'm just repeating what I once read, and when it comes to your wedding tackle (and heart/brain), why risk it?! 😊👍