Matt Rife Is Beefing With Children | Sad Boyz 

I really mixed up the title. I don’t know how I mixed up two whole words but it did make me click instantly because I HAVE to know who this Matt Beefing is and how he’s rife with children

Regardless of context, if you’re famous and your name is in the same sentence as the words “beefing” and “children”, you’re doing something wrong.

Weird af to mention onlyfans in reply to a 6 year old saying youre being mean to girls

matt rife is one of those people who has so much confidence yet zero self awareness

Actually the McDonald's lady: she was sitting in a parked car in the PASSENGER SEAT. She took the lid off to put in sugar/creamer and it spilled on her. The coffee was so hot she got 3rd degree burns on her crotch and thighs and is now PERMANENTLY disfigured. The icing on the cake is that it was completely McDonald's fault because they heated the coffee machine up on purpose!

The thing that gets me the most out of the 'clapback' to that kid is that he essentially meant to say 'yo momma is a ho'. That's the oldest, laziest joke in the book. I could literally go play roblox right now and get bullied by a 4th grader with better digs. He's a professional comedian with a Netflix special, and not only does he feel the need to say mean things online to a child barely out of preschool because said child corrected him, but he did so in the lamest, least funny way possible.

as an astrophysicist… planets definitely physically have rings 😭 all the gas giants in the solar system have rings actually, saturns’ are just the brightest! they’re mostly made of ice, while jupiter’s are primarily dust, which reflects way less light. :D

my synagogue had our drag queen bingo rescheduled for january 6th and i heard some guy joke to his wife, “is this before or after we try and overthrow an election” and all i could think about was jordan’s constant jokes

im sorry but when a kid owns you, it doesnt matter if what they say is completely accurate, you have to act like you've been shot while everyone laughs at you. u take the L. theres nothing funnier than being owned by a small child. its comedy gold.

in the mcdonalds case, she wasn't even driving, she was parked and was trying to get the lid off to put sugar in. the coffee spilled was so hot it fused her genitals together.

im so glad yall acknowledged how matt rife talks about black people. i was seeing his standup on black people on tiktok for months and i never found any of it funny but a lot of black people thought it was so funny. i thought i was losing my mind 😭😭

Me: "Ugh I have nothing left to watch while I decorate these 50 cookies." ☹️ Jarvis and Jordan: "Hi." Me: 🙂

I think Damien Haas from Smosh could be a great guest for the show, he’s a super big mental health advocate and it’s been great to see his journey + super fun and funny.

Uber Driver MOCKS NERD, She Lives to Regret It

Matt Rife blocked me on Instagram when I said " I thought we could joke about anything " when he got upset at that plastic surgeon who joked that he may have done Matt Rifes Plastic surgery. He is so emotional 😅

oh god, Jarvis's story about the Racism Barber reminds me of the last time I got a piercing. I was sat there with this guy about to shove a needle in my ear, and, well, he clocks that I'm trans, as the name on my credit card and my face don't particularly match (and they make you pay before you get the piercing) and just starts going on about his childhood friend who's also trans and asked him to stop dead naming them. This was for an industrial bar piercing, meaning basically 2 at once, y'know, so he jabs the needle through the first hole. and then starts yammering about how people are too sensitive and "I knew you by this name for like 20 years I'm not gonna start calling you a new name you made up, fuck off haha" with the needle just fuckin, dangling in my ear. and I'm like haha yeah that's definitely a rough adjustment, my family had a hard time, took them a year haha. Kind of hoping to gently coax him into realizing of his own accord that hes being a dick. But he doubles down and keeps making such WEIRD transphobic jokes. He was good at piercing, my industrial is all healed and pretty now, but man, what a weird experience. I didn't want to piss him off and end up with a bad piercing LOL. Never went back there, either. Gotta love Florida!

Jordan is right about caffeine making you feel manic back before I was medicated I would drink hella energy drinks when I was depressed so that I still felt like I was manic

matt rife's the perfect subject for a sad boyz episode bc he is indeed a VERY sad...pathetic boy

Personally whenever someone starts getting crazy I hit them with a "oh I don't really know/think about that". Like I had a painter in my room and he was like "there are too many black people this town" and it's like a small overwhelmingly white town. So I just hit him with a "I haven't noticed I keep myself to myself"

On the McDonald's thing, it wasn't her that was driving, it was her son and she was elderly. There were no warnings given on the cup or otherwise of how hot it would be. She needed reconstructive surgery on her legs and pelvis that costed an obscene amount of money. She didn't get nearly enough money for what she went through This case is the most well known "frivolous lawsuit" in no small part because of the PR and indirect bashing that McDonald's itself engaged in

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i have a little anecdote about Matt Rife: i met him at a club in Ireland in 2019, and as we were chatting he mentioned he was from LA and that he and his friend were actors. we exchanged numbers before my friends and i left the club, and it wasn't until the next day when i looked him up that i found out he was a comedian, and that he hadn't acted in anything significant. i forgot about it until i saw the viral clips of him recently, but its funny to me that he's going to all this trouble to double down on his bad jokes when just a few years ago he didn't even mention he was a comedian

As a Panera employee, I can provide some updates on the lemonade situation. The bubblers that hold the drinks do have signs that state the accurate caffeine content, but the signs also say that they contain "the same amount of caffeine as our dark roast coffee". That statement does not account for the much larger sizes the charged lemonades come in compared to the coffee. Also, the bubblers are now mandated to be placed behind the counter so that only employees can fill them. Customers can't read the caffeine content from a distance because the text is so small, AND Panera has since changed the signs so that they now assume that the drink has ice. Most customers either ask for no ice or "very little", so they will consume more caffeine than is advertised.

15:52 as a kid i thought panera bread was like "rich people food" and every time someone mentions it i learn something new about my childhood. i also went to an arcade for the first time last year cause i couldn't afford it younger. sometimes you just gotta wake up and learn how poor you are compared to rich people and that the "rich" people of your childhood were just middle class. anyway, have a good day and i hope you get $100,000,000 and get to buy a house and car, etc. i love y'all ❤️

As a Panera employee it’s honestly very strange to hear people talking about the charged lemonades. We’ve had these drinks for nearly two years now, I’m incredibly surprised that there haven’t been any major issues earlier. Also I’ve gotten far more information about the goings on from an unofficial subreddit than from our actual company. Edit: about the warnings that have been posted, yes it was company mandated but they essentially sent every cafe a pdf document to print out and post around the restaurant on their own. Our location initially had a couple posted next to the bubblers but ended up soaked before the end of the day. Idk if it was mandated or not, but we also moved the units with the chargers to the back so customers have to specifically ask for them. Also yeah the orange is nasty no one likes it

Stella Liebeck was 79 when she spilled her McDonalds coffee, and suffered THIRD DEGREE BURNS on her pelvic region. the coffee was 180-190°F which is. crazy hot

One charged lemonade is ~3.5 redbulls that means that girl had the equivalent to FOURTEEN REDBULLS!! Also it doesn't help that the "Charged Lemonade" on the signs of the jugs is graphically designed in such a way that the eye can easily glaze over it. Especially if its with the normal drinks it's very easy to just think "Oh, mango lemonade sounds good, I'll have some of that!" I have been going to Panera since I was a child and the Non-Caffeinated lemonades were in those same containers when I was growing up. If someone mistakes it for one of those then what? People lacking sympathy and saying "They should have known" "they should have read the miniscule sign" are neglecting to realize that people don't read. Anyone who has ever worked in retail and food service can tell you that people don't read. It's not enough. And I can say first hand, even as someone who has KNOWN about the charged lemonade and plans on never drinking it due to issues with caffeine, I almost got one with my fountain drink. Because I thought it was a normal flavored lemonade and I wasn't paying attention.

I knew the charged lemonade was caffeinated, but good lord I didn’t realize it was THAT caffeinated. I used to grab one on the way to work, makes a lot of sense how it combined with my adderall to make me feel like I was dying. I think I had it like 5x before I stopped. I’m also bipolar, Jordan is 100% correct. They’re basically microdosing mania.

Look, I am not someone who really likes to call people names. But boy Matt Rife's response to that child was so pathetic. Also the fact he openly admits to being defensive as if its a postive thing to be. I almost pity the man.

My partner almost succumbed to the Panera lemonade because they drank 4 of them and found out about the caffeine content after the 4th

it's genuinely so refreshing whenever jordan talks about his experiences with bipolar, because it's always so... casual? in the best way. which is SO rare. usually bipolar disorder is treated as a sort of "darker" diagnosis that only ever comes up in conversation in a negative way, but the reality is that.. yes it can get intense, but it shouldn't be stigmatized as something that can't be openly discussed the same way people "casually" talk about things like anxiety and depression and adhd.

Charged lemonade is the equivalent of placing a 4 loko in the wine aisle

It doesn't sit right with me that lots of people online are saying the blame lies totally on the mom. I agree her child shouldn't be posted online but c'mon. Matt still chose to respond that way and idk how you can see it as anything other than weirdo behavior lmao.

I had these packets to flavor my water at work that I didn’t realize were caffeinated, and I would chug them one after another. One day I have 5 of them in an hour and I end up collapsing. When my boss tried to ask me what was wrong I couldn’t speak clearly, I was slurring so badly. They thought I was having a stroke. As someone who has been in the exact situation as the people who Died, it’s scary. It happened so unexpectedly, and I imagine it could go exactly the same for so many people

I have been one of those "pot of coffee per day" people, and I tried the charged lemonade when I had a free trial of the sip club membership. I really felt it! Thing is with a cold refreshing drink its easy to knock that back very quickly. I slowly sip hot, bitter coffee throughout the day. Dosage rate matters

the january 6 bit literally never gets old to me i giggle EVERY time

The fact the Panera lemonades also have like 80 grams of sugar is also insane. I know sodas in general have a lot but that sugar content definitely covers any possible caffeine taste

i used to be in the sip club and i knew they were caffeinated but i didn’t know how much caffeine they had. i would drink 2-3 large daily. i’m a university student, and the sip club seems pretty popular among students. when i was getting them (even as recently as august) they were out on the counter, no sign, no restriction. i would mix the flavors together and i know other ppl that did as well. i realized it was rlly screwing with my health/mental health so i unsubscribed from the club.

As a former Starbucks employee, this Panera shit is outrageous. We legally couldn't sell a venti nitro cold brew because of the dangerous amount of caffeine. I don't think it exceeded the daily limit, but I do see why a single drink needs to have a limit as well, in case people pound them back to back while working.

I got the unlimited sip club membership for 3 months free this summer. I got the offer in app right as I started a big girl job (summer internship) at an office building that had a Panera next to it. So I’d go at lunch and after work and get free large strawberry mint lemonades. For years, I used to always get their teas that they had out in the open but since they replaced the teas with lemonades, I had no clue they were more caffeinated than the teas. I realized I had the worst migraines when I got home and felt sick a lot. I assumed it was due to the sugar and some mental stress. Looking back, I of course know it was the caffeine. I am a smart person- I have studied Panera in school, been a fan of them for over 10 years (friends had their 10th bday party there!) but had absolutely no clue about the caffeine content. It wasn’t listed anywhere I could notice. the worst part to me about the lack of transparency is that they switched their fruit teas out with this, making it seem like it was a harmless tea like lemonade. Also I don’t personally associate charged with caffeine, so people calling others dumb for not knowing feels silly

As someone with a heart condition, that charged lemonade is scary. My heart condition requires frequent liquid intake / eletrolytes. When I'm low, its an easy mistake to make if it's not clearly labeled. I could see "charged" being extra sour or double syrup

Spencer is so fucking wholesome I love that man. Hope everything goes his way in the future

on jarvis being eloquent; i notice in a lot of eps how considerate jarvis is abt how his words r construed & how what he’s saying could affect people of different backgrounds or viewpoints, and i have adhd & can totally differentiate how well spoken he is from regular the wariness abt what you’re saying that sometimes comes with adhd. they’re both really great public speakers n it sucks to see them not fully recognize how talented they are

As someone with both ADHD and BP, I can confirm that caffeine is the devil. I love coffee and it's too engrained in our culture to not drink it, so i drink decaf, but on the rare occasions that I drink caffeine, I need to plan my entire day around that single event or else I'll start crawling on the walls

As an ADHDer my perspective might be a little affected by the fact that my brain just clicks with the way you guys think, but i genuinely think you are both very eloquent. Like I've ALSO been told the same and been like genuinely wtf how do you think that i lose the plot of my sentences constantly. But like i think its so hard for us to accept it because I think we are so aware of that that our pauses at this point sound like measured and thoughtful and what seems so THERE from the ADHD frenzy happening in our brains just isn't reflected on the outside. Like we have so much practice and we're trying so so hard to compensate for it that we end up coming off really eloquent. Also like we're constantly analyzing our brains so we just know ourselves so well that when we talk to others we sound so self aware and I've noticed that seeming self aware makes a huge impact on whether someone thinks you're eloquent. Its so weird but I guess after everyone says it enough maybe there's some truth to it. Idk but yeah glad to know im not the only ADHDer with this experience :)

"Barq's has bite!" The motto for Barq's rootbeer is the reminder of caffeine!

im so glad you two mention matt rifes blaccent in his netflix special because the moment he opened his mouth, i was like......... huh? i'm not american and english isn't my first language so i assumed maybe that's how people talk wherever he's from, but i couldn't shake this weird feeling. his entire special is strange. the pennywise joke was just so what the fuck, no one talks about it but i was left feeling violated after hearing it

I remember that the Barq's root beer has caffeine because "Barq's has bite"--I had to learn this because I'm a caregiver for a disabled adult who loves root beer but has a low caffeine tolerance

It's interesting hearing that other people on ADHD meds feel super weird after drinking charged lemonade/having a lot of caffeine, because it doesn't do a lot to me and I literally buy it as a stand-in for my meds if I run out for a day or two (this is not meant to be a brag, there's probably something wrong with me) Edit: Something else that occurred to me is that, assuming most people drink the lemonade with ice, you're probably more likely to refill it because the flavor gets diluted as the ice melts

My favorite Lyft ride to date happened last Friday and the dude didn’t say a word to me and just softly sang to himself the whole time. I wish every ride could be like that.

The biggest issue with the panera lemonaide is that at 390 milligrams of caffeine for a large, it contains 40 more milligrams than the most caffeinated energy drink on the market. The alleged value of 260 mg for 20 fl oz equals 13 mg/oz. For reference, Red Bull has about 9.25 mg/oz, Monster has about 10 mg/oz, Bang energy about 18.75 mg/oz, and the most caffeinated drink on the market (Spike Hardcore) has almost 22 mg/oz.

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i am a former sip club member. it rocked because i knew it was amped but I only knew that because my boyfriend told me about it up front. This summer (idk if its national but in our state at least) there was a 2 months free offer on sip club. I can only assume it's to get people addicted to caffeine without knowing.

my roommate was scrolling through tiktok then turned to me and said “oh there’s this comedian on tiktok, he’s so funny” and upon seeing it was matt rife, i immediately got so riled up with all the things i didn’t like about him that i think i scared them into silence. it was like a fight or flight response

As someone who does not drink coffee because it gives me the shakes and quite bad anxiety… im not in the coffee scene and dont know any of the lingo. i didn’t even think to associate “charged” with meaning it had caffeine. I thought that either meant it was flavored or was sugared in the way a coke would be. The only reason i know now is cuz i saw that girls tiktok last year

Idk why but I always expect Jordan to say "and I'm Johnson"

Whenever I'm forced to talk to someone who is completely out of pocket I just default to saying "okay" like an NPC

Love how the January 6 jokes are still hitting 😅

I within the last week just decided to tryyy to stop saying "crazy" and "insane" as descriptors for just out-there scenarios. it is SO hard because it slips out always and i hear it afterwards.

Yeah, sure, Jupiter does also have some slight rings but we all know he meant Saturn being as thats the recognised planet with rings 🙄😂

Food theory did an entire video dedicated to the charged lemonade before the two deaths saying that this could happen. The Mac Donald’s lady had 2/3 degree burns

it's worth mentioning that BOTH of the ppl who died from the panera charged lemonades were incredibly, incredibly careful about their caffeine consumption; b/c they had chronic heart conditions. there's no way in hell the caffeine content was properly labeled, b/c TWO incredibly caffeine-aware ppl consumed enough to kill them. also, the other person who died was a teenager. a TEENAGER!!!! god this situation makes me so mad.

I had the same experience with adderall and Vyvanse as well, unfortunately. It’s kind of scary how quickly a simple cup of coffee can make you feel like you’re going insane. I’ve also noticed that the combination of caffeine and adhd meds makes my tics worse, so that lemonade sounds like an ungodly twitchy nightmare

I fucking love Jordan's sense of humor and jokes, these intros are golden

Based on interviews the comedians he always says inspire him are from like 20+ years ago, and to him thats what sucess looks like, and he desperatley wants these older comedians to like him, even though said comedians have now fallen off and we are in a different world now. A world where Matt could surpass his idols in their current state, but he is so entrenched in these older male comics that would never even occur to him. So he mimics them to a tee in a way that is almost surreal.

I was so worried Jordan wouldn't say howdy this week, lol

The most obvious and clear way to tell that what Panera is doing is fucked is that if you order a refresher at Starbucks a lot of the time the barista will inform you that it has caffeine in it before you order. As someone who has debilitating panic attacks if I have more than one coffee, I generally stay away from caffeine. If I got a lemonade thinking I was choosing a noncaffeinated drink it would legit ruin my day, possibly multiple days.

39:40 exactly, it was way too hot, that's the reason she won too, it was abnormally hot even for someone who expects hot coffee. I spill coffee on myself all the time, right on my hands, right out of the pot or the cup at a cafe. But I've never actually been burned because coffee is not even really supposed to reach boiling, if it has you burn the coffee, it's not tea, tea is boiling water, coffee is below the point of boiling, and usually that doesn't cause very severe burns. If it's hot enough to burn, not only do you not know how to make coffee, but you've made it more dangerous than any normal cup of coffee. It's like ifnInirder eggnog and they put a toxic amount of nutmeg in it and I have to go to a doctor, you wouldn't go "well eggnog has nutmeg in it, what did you expect?" I expected 1 gram if nutmeg and got 1/2 a cup of it and it's a safety issue. So if I order a coffee that is typically brewed at 190°F and you give me a coffee that is 212° and it burns me worse than a regular temperature coffee would, you're liable.

In regards to the lemonade: I feel like it should be bottled. Then it could have the ingredients could be labeled and it couldn’t be refilled. Also for the unlimited sip club: it allows you to get “free” drink with your meal. I work in a building with a Panera and I can see how that would be smart for people who get coffee every day. There’s technically a limit on how many refills you get a day, but my Panera is so busy no one gives a shit

Panera is a platonic restaurant, like Cinnabon or Aunt Annie's; platonic meaning better in ideal than reality.

seriously, thank you for making the live available for purchase! that grad school stipend makes subscriptions kinda hard but i am SO HYPED

I love the dichotomy of people you covered today going from Matt to Spencer....and holy moly what a wonderful person Spencer is! Much love to everyone involved in this one

i don't drink sugar or caffeine, but i love an orange soda so i started picking up diet orange soda from the supermarket. well, apparently, sunkist has caffeine even though no other major brand or local store brand of orange does and it was the only diet orange soda my local supermarket stocked. i had serious health issues for weeks that i, importantly, could not pin down to being caffeine related because i did not know i was consuming caffeine.

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like its a fucking lemonade how much caffine should people expect to be in a caffinated lemonade? No one needs that much caffine in a single drink. thats more than like a monster

lately I've been trying to substitute "crazy" and "insane" with "lunatic" or "loon". Literally loon-atic, or lunar fanatic. Name a more human passion than longing for the sky

The lemonade thing is actually wild because you're right, caffeine in high amounts is absolutely deadly. With that much caffeine in it I'm not sure why it wasn't labeled more clearly. Usually a "charged" drink has as much as a soda, maybe a little more. The coffee shop near me has a really caffeinated cold brew and they won't even sell it in sizes above small. Obviously people who know that and want more can buy more than one, but it's just a safety precaution. That's unbelievable. I was actually nervous for the woman in the tik tok. I would've gone to the hospital. Your heart rate isn't something to play with

Matt Rife's blackcent comes from his time on Wild 'n Out. He was the token white kid for a while on that show, but that's where he crafted his stage persona, and it was heavily influenced by the other performers.

its' really freeing to hear you both be so open about your mental health disorders, as someone with both adhd and bipolar disorder I find myself constantly feeling like achieving my dreams may not be possible or getting angry at myself for not being where I want to be in life and seeing you guys create what you have keeps me optimistic about my future

i like how the title got split up on my phone bc it looked like it said “matt rife is beefing with children. sad” and like………tru

One of the most frustrating things is he claims that people don't like his comedy because he's attractive. That entire statement is full of inaccuracies. First off he's not attractive at all and second off it's not comedy. He's just bad at being a human at this point.

Thank y’all for talking about your health/mental health. I managed to get back on my meds (reached out to my bff for help with it), got my EDS teen into a sleep study, and getting both of us physical therapy. Just hearing people talk about getting help, and that it’s ok to still struggle while doing so, really gave me the final push to overcome the hurdles. ❤❤❤❤

that’s so funny, the girl in the panera video that was all hyped up is my cousin😭😭

In his special he talks about how he gets defensive and needs to go in for the kill yet is condescending towards people who do the same towards him. Claims to have thick skin but also is proud that he demonstrates through actions that he has skin too thin to be a professional comedian.

Matt Rife is one of many people that don't realize people are laughing at him, not with him...

Y'all are my boys. Lately, I have this new amab coworker around my age, and I didn't want to come out until they did first. We're hanging out tomorrow, and I'll bet they'll love you. I'm their superior so I have to be cool, so we're watching bad movies tomorrow.

The first time I had charged lemonade it was at a meeting for my art class in the Panera and I drank four and had heart palpitations 🫶

I think the funniest thing about when comedians complain about twitter is that 99% of the time its such small numbers. Like comedians will do a whole ass section about their show on a tweet with 40 likes and 12 comments

Is that the sensory turtle from TikTok in the background? It is all I can look at 👀

I used to get a charged lem from there every single day, at my Panera it was listed on the carafe the sugar & caffeine content for every size of the beverage. It was also listed all over the app and promotion material that it was caffeinated. Very conflicted feelings on this controversy. I feel like part of the responsibility falls on Panera sure, but is it not our responsibility to monitor and check what we (as full grown adults) put into our body?

uhhh... some planets absolutely do have rings. They aren't optical illusions they're clouds of debris trapped in orbit that sometimes get left over when a gas giant forms.

The "crazy" to "wild" language change is very real

Still making me laugh w the January 6th bit Jordan it genuinely doesn’t get old for me

thank u for dropping a sad boyz just in time for me to watch as i stitch my crochet project together

that interview at the end was so so interesting. I love when they have guests on and ask them good questions

I was just watching your episode on Matt Rife this morning. Awesome.

During college I would go to panera for like 8 hours at a time and do my homework , and each time I definitely drank at least 2-3 large fuji apple cranberry charged lemonades

I'm piggy backing my podcast Saddest Boy where I watch Sad Boyz but react like I'm with them but they can't hear me or see me so basically like I'm there

They used to sell Rockstar already mixed with alcohol and all the energy drink components in Canada (now it doesn't have all the energy drink stuff. Anyway I was sitting on the floor watching baseball and I had 4 of them. Afterwards I was fully alert and awake but couldn't stand up lol.

I listen to a tonnn of podcasts so sonetimes in a week i hear multiple of them cover the same topics (for example Matt Rife and charged lemonade this week) but you guys continually have the most informative and nuanced and empathetic discussions and takes ive seen about each topic