Matteo Lane - An Italian & A Colombian

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@janemarriott3389 9 месяцев назад

Sometimes, Matteo, you are just golden. Just golden.

@melizab2424 9 месяцев назад

Always! Golden 😊

@MrVidau 9 месяцев назад

LOL, everyone who reads this comment will only focus on the "sometimes" part 🤣🤣🤣

@mhdaslmz 9 месяцев назад

Not sometimes but EVERYTIMEE!!

@giuseppinalombardi4943 9 месяцев назад

Always golden!

@spennywise 9 месяцев назад

literally he’s the best

@x.a.donnelly3283 9 месяцев назад

Even tho Matteo’s married now Nick Smith will forever be his trophy wife

@audreynelson3997 9 месяцев назад

That wasn’t a joke? Lol

@warrenfrankenberger4687 9 месяцев назад

Ok that was funny! And accurate 😂

@JeanBaptisteDesJardins 9 месяцев назад

He’s married??? To whom????

@Miss_Camel 9 месяцев назад

I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL

@anastasiabateman2739 9 месяцев назад

Aren’t they brothers 😅

@mairabertoldo 9 месяцев назад

I'm Brazilian, I work in a bank and I am in a running club 🤣🤣 this set was hilarious 😂

@viniciusa.pedreira290 9 месяцев назад

Did you also notice that Juan spoke Portuguese instead of Italian at 5:45? 😂

@mairabertoldo 9 месяцев назад

Sim! 😂😂

@CrysV10 9 месяцев назад

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@dafuq27783 8 месяцев назад

you're bored with your life as well?

@anaCalaudia 5 месяцев назад

@@viniciusa.pedreira290acho q o q vc apontou é ele tava falando espanhol! “Tu quieres aprender italiano”.

@emmafierberg415 9 месяцев назад

Columbia is the University and the winter sportswear company! Colombia is the country 😘✌️🌞❤️

@ropasidi5154 9 месяцев назад

Yes please explain to the italian!!

@araquejo 9 месяцев назад

Gracias

@kc6609 9 месяцев назад

yup. noticed that too on the title..... "colOmbian"

@lilianburgoa9458 9 месяцев назад

Please spell CO LOM BIA well!!

@cancion_tristona 9 месяцев назад

Gracias. ❤

@oxiary 9 месяцев назад

JAW DROP"D WHEN MATTEO SAYS HE MARRIED MY LAWWD congrats gorlieeeee 🦋🦋

@Xiroi87 9 месяцев назад

He said that a few videos ago.

@kevinm-py1nt 9 месяцев назад

Where have you been? It was all the society pages! She didn't wear white and maid of honor Nick looked bored to death.

@johnnie543 9 месяцев назад

Hey God it's me again....

@AlexH4774 9 месяцев назад

Someone doesn't watch We Might Be Drunk...

@CarterC. 9 месяцев назад

Wait he’s married?!?!?!

@Xiroi87 9 месяцев назад

She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.

@Sethger 9 месяцев назад

Mind to explain? Im not getting it :D

@Gc-we8sy 9 месяцев назад

Matteo Is not italian lol

@jonathancadle1261 9 месяцев назад

He’s Italian and Mexican, he’s mentioned it in multiple clips.

@DougWinfield 9 месяцев назад

@@jonathancadle1261 Italian/ Mexican mother & Irish father

@sissibug 9 месяцев назад

@@Sethgerthe culture between Northern and Southern Italy is very different, that's why

@presentlycrescent 9 месяцев назад

“I neurotic gay guy who looks a little like Liza Minnelli” Y’all I lost it

@999samus7 9 месяцев назад

5:54, the dude tried to speak italian and ended up speaking portuguese, you gotta love languages xDDD

@victoriancuddler 9 месяцев назад

the weird cousin of the latin languages: Portuguese although not the most feral, that's Romanian

@AlexH4774 9 месяцев назад

I heard "eu" at some point, idk if the rest of what he said then was Italian?

@999samus7 9 месяцев назад

@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man

@999samus7 9 месяцев назад

@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.

@tebankai 9 месяцев назад

@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔

@AY-ze1fp 9 месяцев назад

"So I'm just going to Amsterdammm soooo erhm ciaoooooooo" is the perfect 'fresa' North Italian imitation 👌😌

@davidemelotto9135 8 месяцев назад

"You're in a running club and work at a bank. What kind of italian are you?" A Milanese.

@pdropm3352 9 месяцев назад

It's COLOMBIAN omg... The most "gringo" thing ever haha

@jaxattax7357 9 месяцев назад

was wondering who was gonna catch it 😂

@SP-ow9jl 9 месяцев назад

I know, every Colombian here is annoyed!😅

@pjchacon 9 месяцев назад

Ecuadorian here, but I'm annoyed on your behalf. @@SP-ow9jl

@Nahamnimii 9 месяцев назад

@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.

@Agape122 9 месяцев назад

Didn't he say " colombian" ? Ha dicho exactamente eso no?

@emmah3795 9 месяцев назад

The “get your shit together” with the headbanging was giving Jack MacFarland as helll

@Chowder0440 9 месяцев назад

We need a series of Matteo teaching Italian quips and phrases

@JewishJeff839 7 месяцев назад

Why?

@cuculain78 7 месяцев назад

@@JewishJeff839So we can all learn to talk shit in another language. The question is why not

@ghomerhust 9 месяцев назад

matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

@maxrbmc 9 месяцев назад

What a way to just casually drop to the world that you got married

@nightmare-fuel 9 месяцев назад

when he said the f-slur, I laughed so loud everyone in the student lounge shot me evils

@MD-hy9jv 9 месяцев назад

Worth it tee hee

@oxiary 9 месяцев назад

jaw dropp"d everytime matteo lays the f-word like ordering a number 3 @ an arbys on a Tuesday unexpected but so casual cryinggg

@blw957 9 месяцев назад

Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!

@alllliya 9 месяцев назад

I just adore the interaction with audience❤ I wish he had his own talk show or something like that

@demacto13 9 месяцев назад

Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻

@cal9112 9 месяцев назад

Italian speaking nations? Like only Italy maybe?

@Nahamnimii 9 месяцев назад

He’s all of that and he can’t spell Colombia 🙄

@JewishJeff839 7 месяцев назад

@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...

@germanhenaor 9 месяцев назад

Official petition for whoever uploads Mateo’s video to learn how to spell Colombia

@Juliasoph 9 месяцев назад

as a colombian i’m offended by the misspelling

@abel_ardo 9 месяцев назад

I know, right! It's so annoying, it show's their lack of education in geography

@miguelramirez6352 8 месяцев назад

Take no offense at all! In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English), In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish), There's no reason to take offense at all! Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!

@juanacosta4328 4 месяца назад

@@miguelramirez6352I’m guessing you’re not Colombian? 😆

@manager-nim2623 3 месяца назад

Honestly I can’t hear the difference but English is my second language so that could be it

@Smoof29 9 месяцев назад

I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing

@EggplantParm420 9 месяцев назад

A running club 🤣🤣

@yvettebennett6170 9 месяцев назад

You're in a running club and you work at a bank. Lol. 😂

@icecold1780 9 месяцев назад

It’s Colombia 🤦🏼‍♂️

@michiferrucci 9 месяцев назад

Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!

@danmoore4097 9 месяцев назад

i’m sure you’ll love him! he was delightful in melbourne

@luisaesteban8102 9 месяцев назад

Oh dear Matteo, is colOmbia not columbia , still love you

@gabispn13 9 месяцев назад

Love when you speak Italian and Spanish. I can understand both and you speak both languages perfectly.

@bdp8102 9 месяцев назад

he really doesn't 😅 but it's cute

@bdp8102 9 месяцев назад

@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad. Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*

@bdp8102 9 месяцев назад

@@giusdbg that's an insane thing to assume on the basis of absolutely nothing 😅

@lacefacethegreat 9 месяцев назад

As soon as the guitar started I was eagerly awaiting Puss n Boots 😂

@dantopster 9 месяцев назад

COLOOOOOOOMBIA

@araquejo 9 месяцев назад

It's COL O MBIA !!!!

@enzomthethwa5861 9 месяцев назад

OMG I am so happy to hear that Matteo got MARRIED!!!!!

@lunaalyeska9744 9 месяцев назад

So when are we gonna get the RU-vid video of the rest of the show? 👀

@giadf9747 9 месяцев назад

That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with an thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂 Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁

@lixak6307 9 месяцев назад

I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian

@marty8895 9 месяцев назад

He has a very strong American accent when he speaks Italian so I don’t know how you can hear an italian accent when he speak Spanish😂

@meghasinghaniahmu 8 месяцев назад

What is your mother tongue?? And btw it's "a" not "an" And neither "of" these And "languages"

@meghasinghaniahmu 8 месяцев назад

@@marty8895 NO HE DOESN'T!!

@JewishJeff839 7 месяцев назад

@@meghasinghaniahmu Karen with no life?

@user-fg6on1gb4w 9 месяцев назад

This is PURE GOLD as always!

@kellibrooks9032 9 месяцев назад

No one does crowd work like Matteo

@moroto250 8 месяцев назад

It’s even funnier when you know a couple Italian-Colombian and the poor Italian was trying to learn Spanish with him… 😂😂😂 so much fun!

@sonquatsch8585 9 месяцев назад

i'm only a minute in and matteo is god level killing it....he's always good but this is freakishly good.

@shanedittmar2524 9 месяцев назад

Congrats to you both and i wish you many years of happiness!!!

@DKF_oli 9 месяцев назад

You’ve got to fix the spelling of Colombian!!!!!! Screaming, crying, begging! Please 😂

@BB-nu3vd 9 месяцев назад

You make me cry laughing. It’s badly needed, so Thanks!

@williamswinson5272 9 месяцев назад

Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤

@melodep275 5 месяцев назад

I’m also Italian and Colombian and I get asked if I’m Portuguese. Which basically yea.

@vanai2359 9 месяцев назад

Woohoo new content, hope you keep it coming 🎉 great crowdwork, as usual 😊

@rebasmom4575 8 месяцев назад

You are so great at crowd work Matteo! I could watch you all day.

@isabelballester 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations Matteo! And amazing work as always

@cinnamonroll96 9 месяцев назад

congrats matteo!! also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!

@Ddal0ceano 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations on your wedding Matteo! In bocca al' lupo!

@sebastiancastillocadavid3483 9 месяцев назад

Columbia threw me off! Honey it’s Colombia 🇨🇴

@suzanneakerley1354 9 месяцев назад

Congrats and best wishes!! So happy for you!

@biancasp2023 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️‍🔥🔥🍾🥂 My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹

@Spartanfred104 9 месяцев назад

Been waiting for some more laughs, thanks Matteo

@lawrenceakini9507 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations!🍾. Thanks for this RU-vid. Cheers.

@storm2k 9 месяцев назад

colombian with an O. not a U. yes, it matters.

@aintnolittlegirl9322 9 месяцев назад

Congrats on your wedding, Matteo! I'm so happy for you.

@Purple2749 9 месяцев назад

Matteo… It’s spelled ColOmbia (2 O’s) 💛💙❤️ 🇨🇴-a Colombian

@santiagoa7168 9 месяцев назад

COLOMBIAN!

@trishhennessy673 9 месяцев назад

Love this

@tjwash5118 9 месяцев назад

Runners aren’t hot? The running clubs I was in had hot, sweaty hairy chested, very fit men. At the end of a 15 mile run they were both hot, and hot.

@juanyepesp35 9 месяцев назад

it’s colombian 😭

@valeriamontero2693 9 месяцев назад

Matteo, I say this with a lot of love and kindness, but ITS COLOMBIA NOT COLUMBIA

@PamelaOrtiz1967 9 месяцев назад

So brilliant 😂 Congratulations to you and your husband 💙

@alycewonderland5824 7 месяцев назад

Matteo and spouse!! Congratulations and best wishes to you both!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@w_double.u 9 месяцев назад

You are LEGENDARY.

@EphraimIgnacio 9 месяцев назад

*Colombian

@BricBarker 9 месяцев назад

Your crowd work is on point, sir!

@felicidade1899 9 месяцев назад

Love this dude! 😂😂😂

@myohotim 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations on your nuptials, Matteo. Love you!

@monica93304 9 месяцев назад

Improv. Fantastic fucking improv. Matteo. You killed it.

@cloverhighfive 9 месяцев назад

That was so much fun! Encore! :)

@nuriacambramanzano1877 9 месяцев назад

Eres muuuuuuy bueno. Me rio mucho con tus vídeos.

@rosech0senOne 9 месяцев назад

Mateo! You are so hilarious!!!!

@adventurecreations3214 9 месяцев назад

Genius. Always funny.

@jbart5260 9 месяцев назад

You are just THE best

@revolucinarioCortez 5 месяцев назад

"We're at brunch!" BISH!!! bahahahahahaha i LOVE when you just talk to the audience...you're HILARIOUS

@CruzR1111 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations Matteo. So happy for you ❤

@lawrencef4356 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations on getting married so happy for you ❤️❤️

@jeaniehorton5964 9 месяцев назад

Love Matteo!!❤

@alpacalad7492 9 месяцев назад

I love that this whole thing is just Matteo showing off

@VampyHannah 9 месяцев назад

Colombia** otherwise, love you❤

@ashmcgregor9150 9 месяцев назад

Matteo: You 're in a running club and you work in a bank?... What kind of Italian are you? Me: She's from MILAN 😆

@shadowraygun4000 9 месяцев назад

Congrats Mateo! 🎉🎉🎉

@jscho8674 9 месяцев назад

Congrats on the wedding, Matteo! ❤

@YudronWangmo 9 месяцев назад

If you are watching this, Matteo, this old lesbian loves you for being an irreverent potty-mouth and still subtly kind and positive.

@RyanDCH 9 месяцев назад

Eff yeah buddy! Congrats on getting married!

@polemius01 9 месяцев назад

Brilliant!

@elisabethmhawkins9025 9 месяцев назад

Congratulations Matteo 🎉🎉❤❤

@cityboikev 8 месяцев назад

I have never laughed so much at a comedian other than Matteo Lane.

@mlaugh09 9 месяцев назад

He is so good!!!

@nicolasduarte9412 9 месяцев назад

OMG ColOmbia not Columbia 😂. Thank goodness you are cute and hilarious :)

@ropasidi5154 9 месяцев назад

Not acceptable

@sarakatharina2928 9 месяцев назад

Congrats!!

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 9 месяцев назад

My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!” It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.