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Matteo Lane Gives More Advice 

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@joeyflute
@joeyflute Год назад
“When you said you were bi you didn’t mean half gay half lesbian” sent me 😂
@nodnarbeht9505
@nodnarbeht9505 Год назад
That was easily the funniest part half the people didn't get.
@PascalPimpare
@PascalPimpare Год назад
@@nodnarbeht9505 yeah I didn't get it hahahah
@flopjul4581
@flopjul4581 Год назад
​@@PascalPimpare lesbians stay in relationships a lot faster then most other people... from what i know
@Artemis-jr3pz
@Artemis-jr3pz Год назад
​@@PascalPimpare It's a stereotype that lesbians get serious in relationships very fast
@mamamichellegist
@mamamichellegist Год назад
took me a second but i am deCEASED
@pudgyfries
@pudgyfries Год назад
this guy is the funniest comedian out there.....SUPER UNDERRATED!!!
@SaltareObscurum
@SaltareObscurum Год назад
Well im german and the weird beard.. Maybe thats why 😆😆😆😆
@LuisaD93
@LuisaD93 Год назад
He’s definitely not underrated. He’s very well known and extremely popular 😃✨🌹
@augusts1
@augusts1 Год назад
​@@LuisaD93 not in mainstream culture. In the LGBTQIA community he's quite well known & popular though.
@stanloonaur69
@stanloonaur69 Год назад
​@@LuisaD93 only in queer circles
@ShirokumaSama
@ShirokumaSama Год назад
"How to have a good date in New York? You have to move back to Atlanta." 💀
@SaltareObscurum
@SaltareObscurum Год назад
As a European thats like „if you live in X then Y“ i have no clue about the stereotyps of American Citys but everybody laughs so i laugh too 😆😆😆
@tonks78
@tonks78 Год назад
Amen!!! 😂
@methyod
@methyod Год назад
@@SaltareObscurum everyone in new york is angry and miserable and highly strung all the time and people in atlanta are about as chill as you're gonna find in a city of that size.
@DTMyles
@DTMyles Год назад
​@methyod Everyone in Atlanta is fat and slow.
@salumbre365
@salumbre365 Год назад
@@methyod THIS
@demacto13
@demacto13 Год назад
These days Matteo giving advice bits are just the best thing to witness! I can't get enough of it, I can watch an entire special show just of him giving advice 😂
@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur
@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur Год назад
Boy do I have news for you
@jesipohl6717
@jesipohl6717 Год назад
@@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur for real?
@ro_ver_
@ro_ver_ Год назад
Good thing that he has one xD
@ro_ver_
@ro_ver_ Год назад
@@jesipohl6717 Yeah he has one, I think it's just called 'Mateo Lane: the advice special'
@LELOUMULTIPASS
@LELOUMULTIPASS 11 месяцев назад
But we need so much more!!! Needs a residency somewhere or a live talk show. WE LOVE YOU Matteo!!!!
@stevefurlong79
@stevefurlong79 Год назад
"Your shirt's very straight but your hat is like f***g" What a read 😂
@acchaladka
@acchaladka Год назад
As a bi guy...I felt that half lesbian thing. Like "wait, someone cute wants to see me twice AND THEY know about and accept my sexuality...?!
@Cyanopteryx
@Cyanopteryx Год назад
You gotta get with a bi woman.
@stoyanpetkov3853
@stoyanpetkov3853 Год назад
Why are you dating straight women? I’d still go out of my way to date queer people if I were you.
@salumbre365
@salumbre365 Год назад
@@Cyanopteryx Agreed! Bi women exist, and they're FABULOUS.
@JC-jd1us
@JC-jd1us Год назад
I feel that in my soul lmao
@ruskov5685
@ruskov5685 Год назад
I'm a guy bi top too
@gothamwarrior
@gothamwarrior Год назад
You can see the respect in Matteo's eyes die when the guy recommended keeping the relationship open.
@diskrisks
@diskrisks Год назад
I mean, the guy spilled though. Most people I know in open relationships, they've lasted for very long
@jiminhart
@jiminhart Год назад
@@diskrisks Yep. The longest-lasting male couples I know are open. We're talking decades.
@spicybrown75
@spicybrown75 Год назад
Then what's the point of being in a "committed" relationship?
@Wuffskers
@Wuffskers Год назад
@@spicybrown75 I would counter that by asking what is the point of the relationship if the only thing keeping you together is the sex? Open relationships and non-monogamy are certainly not for everyone, but they absolutely provide clarity with what your romantic partner actually means to you, because tbh it seems like a lot of monogamous relationships are hanging by a thread and that thread is just sex, they're together because they're horny and hot for each other and that's it. I'm with my partner not because he's good in bed but because I value his companionship as a person irrespective of what our sex life looks like, the only thing that matters anymore is who he is as a person and no amount of good dick either of us get outside the relationship is going to change that, it's still very much a commitment just to each other as people.
@diskrisks
@diskrisks Год назад
@@spicybrown75 This comment implies that the only worthwhile thing you see in a relationship is sex, and I feel sorry for any partners you may have.
@FPwLola
@FPwLola Год назад
The thought of Matteo serenading me while he limp noodles but also hits those high notes and whisper tones...In this economy, that's a quality hook-up. 😂 Thanks for another one, love you! 💗✨
@anastasiasoroa
@anastasiasoroa Год назад
Matteo needs a talk show helping people called “ Straight Talk with Matteo”
@purpurr707
@purpurr707 Год назад
I think this should be a permanent bit in his set xD. It's so good. I've been following some comics and this bit is unique. All the other audience interactions are just random observational ones.
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
It’s really helpful with crowd work videos when comics add captions that pop up in sync with the audience member as they talk, just bc it’s usually hard to make out at least half of what’s being said, and I know Matteo is being hilarious but I’d like to know _how_ it’s happening (s’il vous plaît!) 😘
@MayuraVyamsaka
@MayuraVyamsaka Год назад
They actually did this for his previous advice video, but not this one. I'm a bit disappointed haha, couldn't hear anything towards the end
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
@@MayuraVyamsaka same :(
@sarah-p6v7v
@sarah-p6v7v Год назад
You’re the only one who made me laugh this entire week
@kelsie_adams
@kelsie_adams Год назад
Omg... Half lesbian. That was so funny! I once asked a married lesbian friend what do lesbians bring on a first date? A U-Haul. She laughed and asked how i knew that "wife" and her only went on one date before they got married.
@stevesmith9447
@stevesmith9447 Месяц назад
I always heard it as "What does a lesbian bring to a third date? A U-Haul. What's a gay guy bring to a third date? .... What's a 'third date?' "
@Xhalph
@Xhalph Год назад
Mark and Brooke should give it a shot if only because their couple name would be Brookemark.
@Goblinkatie
@Goblinkatie Год назад
Or Mooke.
@richardthegingerbo909
@richardthegingerbo909 Год назад
Or Brark.
@Kim-dk9nk
@Kim-dk9nk Год назад
Please post more of your stand ups, you make my life
@marta6521
@marta6521 Год назад
i don't need a therapist when i literally have matteo lane giving me free life changing advice out here 😌
@kiahmadison8541
@kiahmadison8541 Год назад
To comedian: We met in a bathhouse. To parents: We met on a blind date.
@debaser38
@debaser38 Год назад
This is working so well. Love the format. And, Matteo, you've always been hilarious, but you're only getting sharper and faster. Please keep this as a regular series. It's guaranteed half million views per. Hope to see you in Toronto someday.
@zoebot85
@zoebot85 Год назад
I love that no advice was given hahaha it was essentially a roast !! 😂😂
@brokebaster
@brokebaster Год назад
im so glad i accdently found you on youtube! haven't laughed so much with stand up comedy for a long time! great job!
@caravan2702
@caravan2702 Год назад
FUCK YESSS MORE ADVICE
@blackmarya
@blackmarya Год назад
His straight voice killed me 😂
@Gruntdawg0007
@Gruntdawg0007 Год назад
Matteo is awesome. Love the comedy and how well he interacts with the audience.
@Godbluffer
@Godbluffer Год назад
“I wish this never happened” 💀
@crocperson4457
@crocperson4457 Год назад
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE MORE FULL SPECIALS!!!! They are my favorite!!!!!
@jessversus
@jessversus Год назад
You’re in luck!
@MrVidau
@MrVidau Год назад
That first question was probably as if a pick-me moment and a humble brag had a baby.
@timfriday9106
@timfriday9106 Год назад
wow, Matteo's 'straight voice' is SO hilarious! LOLOL
@richardthegingerbo909
@richardthegingerbo909 Год назад
*YEAH*
@AndrewBarsky
@AndrewBarsky Год назад
This guy is going places! The advice stuff is hilarious
@TimpossibleOne
@TimpossibleOne Год назад
I liked that he first asked for Mariah's song My All because that's a great song not many people know about
@tiredofit4761
@tiredofit4761 Год назад
I love Matteo sooooo much! He’s so funny and brutally honest
@angelmontano5454
@angelmontano5454 Год назад
Okay but now I need an actual cover of We Belong Together by Matteo plz
@stephengneri2136
@stephengneri2136 Год назад
Joan looks down with gratitude at Matteo...love him .....
@aidenleddy5443
@aidenleddy5443 Год назад
Youre 3 6??? You look 30, we have another jerma985 lol!
@foxjacket
@foxjacket Год назад
Yaaaas more advice! This needs to be a regular thing! Some comedians roast, Matteo is so helpful and gives advice ❤️😋
@rosiebateson4498
@rosiebateson4498 Год назад
I watch this guys material over and over again and I still laugh every time! His delivery is superb ♥️👍
@egonkl3in212
@egonkl3in212 Год назад
We need more of this, pls❗❤️
@spencer3699
@spencer3699 Год назад
for the second gowrl i did not hear "...wants to be best friends" i heard "wants to be breast fed"
@ctw8097
@ctw8097 Год назад
oh i clicked SO fast
@UniCornisss
@UniCornisss Год назад
6:00 Im 20 and as a pansexual (lol) I dont give an absolute fük about you gender or your sexual orientation, like cmon who am I to judge other peoples bussines, I literally *do not care* I wouldnt say thats progressive I would say its just being a decent human being 🤷🏻‍♀️
@mainantagonist
@mainantagonist Год назад
His crowd work is fantastic.
@hillarycourchaine6829
@hillarycourchaine6829 Год назад
I've dated guys and I have dated girl's, I prefer women a lot more than men. Also, I love Mateo his comedy is amazing 🌈🌈🌈🤩🤩🤩🌈🌈🌈🌈
@lilystargazer1343
@lilystargazer1343 Год назад
Did anyone else hear homeless pimp laughing?
@ecbst6
@ecbst6 Год назад
I gotta get there someday, you'd love the story of my date on Valentine's Day, only I didn't realize it was Valentine's, and had no idea she thought it was a date until she showed up lol
@KaritKtana
@KaritKtana Год назад
Captions would help to make the audience speech clear 😢
@adridaplague-boi
@adridaplague-boi Год назад
funniest thing to hear about this is that Matteo is officially older than my dad
@zzzcocopepe
@zzzcocopepe Год назад
"I wish this never happened"
@julseabate4173
@julseabate4173 Год назад
my man crowd work is where you shine and sparkle, I cannot get enough!
@sarahandrewsreynolds823
@sarahandrewsreynolds823 Год назад
Matteo, Matteo, Matteo -- I recently moved from the San Francisco Bay Area to Wellington, New Zealand. Stop a moment to take that in. Yeah. Okay. Please come here -- soon. This country needs you. I need you!
@SM3X1T
@SM3X1T Год назад
You stuff popped up in my shorts and I really like your comedy!
@noiiya9242
@noiiya9242 Год назад
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG PLS COME TO TORONTO
@phniedwn
@phniedwn Год назад
He was there in February!
@nikau86
@nikau86 Год назад
Matteo has the greatest impersonations... Embark on a voice acting career please!
@TrainsFerriesFeet
@TrainsFerriesFeet Год назад
Are you performing anywhere in NYC after your 5/19 tour date?
@ireniaks
@ireniaks Год назад
Omg that straight voice is terrifying! 😮
@HazelwithaZ
@HazelwithaZ Год назад
Thank you for the bi love, Mateo! 💖
@txpapa4420
@txpapa4420 Год назад
I wish me and Mateo were friends! 😂❤
@josef2012
@josef2012 Год назад
"Open your relationship " is very gay advice 🌈💗
@nunyadambusiness3530
@nunyadambusiness3530 Год назад
polyamory has traumatized some of us
@gothamwarrior
@gothamwarrior Год назад
you can see the respect in Matteo's eyes die when the guy says it
@melsyoutube
@melsyoutube Год назад
can’t wait for you next special!
@zoeebo
@zoeebo Год назад
I love these so much😂
@amyahschofield7905
@amyahschofield7905 Год назад
Man Matteo just comes up with this stuff it’s like Peter Cullen and frank welker had a son!
@serraangel7465
@serraangel7465 Год назад
See this is why bi guys are great. He respects a womens time.
@samlunter5126
@samlunter5126 Год назад
As a straight woman, have to say you are the best Matteo, but I don't need another gay friend.
@StanCat4
@StanCat4 Год назад
1st! Edit: Matteo tells it like it is. I love his honesty, and he’s not wrong! 🫶🏼✨🩵
@palmina77italiana
@palmina77italiana Год назад
Ohhh YOUR SINGING VOICE---YOU WERE JOKING ?....YOU'RE GOOD :) HOLY SHIT MATTEO ----AND YOU WERENT EVEN TRYING? :)
@victoriazwergmaus9813
@victoriazwergmaus9813 Год назад
he is a professional opra
@palmina77italiana
@palmina77italiana Год назад
@@victoriazwergmaus9813 for real real ? ...
@HansonFan73
@HansonFan73 Год назад
Love you SO much!! 🤣💯💘🌈🌟🎉
@samandros3451
@samandros3451 Год назад
Matteo gives good....advice.
@corvettenyc72op21
@corvettenyc72op21 Год назад
Picture of that bi guy please 😊
@woop2235
@woop2235 Год назад
I just saw you on Growing Up Italian and I liked who I saw so I am now following you👍🏽 and you are funny💯🥰
@fenix02008
@fenix02008 Год назад
Very entertaining ❣️ MATEO has what it takes ❣️
@ellisd3165
@ellisd3165 Год назад
his arms are amazing
@thatguyyousawthatonetime
@thatguyyousawthatonetime Год назад
I promise you he's not doing anything crazy, you could get those with two sessions a week on a calorie deficit.
@IDislikeMacaroni
@IDislikeMacaroni Год назад
@@thatguyyousawthatonetime 😳 stop it with “calorie deficits” That’s fancy diet culture talk for “st@rve” Ick
@thatguyyousawthatonetime
@thatguyyousawthatonetime Год назад
@@IDislikeMacaroni Let me guess, you’re “bOdY pOSiTiVe”?
@lexigrimhaive
@lexigrimhaive Год назад
What did Mark say at the end? Matteo didn’t repeat it for us. Did anyone catch it?
@chefnasro9432
@chefnasro9432 Год назад
Oh my God I love him he's so funny 😂😂😂
@derAlphabet
@derAlphabet Год назад
your straight voice is killing me
@Josf3
@Josf3 Год назад
Love the Steamworks in Berkeley, California
@victoriazwergmaus9813
@victoriazwergmaus9813 Год назад
What went with Carlos?
@Liz_e_Beth234
@Liz_e_Beth234 Год назад
Need more of this !!!
@miker258
@miker258 Год назад
Why do short haired gay dudes do the hair flip thing more than women with long hair? Doesn’t make any sense
@aidenleddy5443
@aidenleddy5443 Год назад
Hell yeah for open relationships!
@eeleinniw
@eeleinniw Год назад
Living for the Steamworks reference!
@Scrub_Jake
@Scrub_Jake Год назад
I would really like a Matteo X Shane Gillis crossover 😂
@pooyak7702
@pooyak7702 Год назад
"YEAH" AHAHAHAHA!
@timfriday9106
@timfriday9106 Год назад
she's Desperately Progressive. =P
@richardthegingerbo909
@richardthegingerbo909 Год назад
. . . or progressively desperate.
@derkeheath5172
@derkeheath5172 Год назад
An open marriage doesn't count as a real marriage - that's just a financial deal between two roommates.
@visualspark6308
@visualspark6308 Год назад
I’ve missed your standup so much
@cstrongman
@cstrongman Год назад
Just give yourself the excuse to sing bro, we can tell you wanna 😂
@verneata1788
@verneata1788 Год назад
This was great! Super talented
@rebornrosess
@rebornrosess Год назад
half lesbian 😭😭😭 too real
@croozerIII
@croozerIII Год назад
You are so funny, and so brilliant and so cute and so hot all at the same time!
@samlunter5126
@samlunter5126 Год назад
You tell it like it is. Southern Belle looking for a Wall street sugha Daddy
@MolotovAL
@MolotovAL Год назад
His straight guy voice hahaha
@laurenferguson959
@laurenferguson959 7 месяцев назад
Pollentastic😂 name the bag opal.
@bjkj5487
@bjkj5487 Год назад
These are the best videos
@samuelthestrong
@samuelthestrong Год назад
This isn't advice. This is just an excuse to do crowdwork for seven minutes. And I'm here for it.
@Cellardoor_
@Cellardoor_ Год назад
Come to SF!
@ellisd3165
@ellisd3165 Год назад
2:24 LOL
@revwillyg6450
@revwillyg6450 10 месяцев назад
I hope Brooke and Mark hooked up
@janetsworld9734
@janetsworld9734 Год назад
😂😂😂
@SRHisntSilent
@SRHisntSilent 7 месяцев назад
6:15 he is absolutely right That's the most solid advice he's given lol
@MrBrownnn696
@MrBrownnn696 Год назад
Lmfao
@kevinkorea
@kevinkorea Год назад
@zzizahacallar
@zzizahacallar Год назад
So funny!
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