Matteo Lane Learns How To Order Italian Coffee With Francesco De Carlo 

The bar guy: "I want to stay out of it" He knows it's gonna get ugly 😂

I could binge watch a season of just the two of you doing Italian things

Comedians in sunglasses getting coffee.

I swear to all the Gods, this man would be an excellent travel documentary host. National Geographic needs this guy.

I feel like Italians travelling to the US should be entitled to free travel insurance for the mental health risks of witnessing Americans walking around with a gallon cup of Starbucks sugar milk masquerading as coffee

Yes, more comedy content in Italy! You and Francesco also have great chemistry, like you and Nick.

"You need coffee, but still nothing gets done" OUCH

Netflix needs to throw money at Matteo for a travel series.... Pronto!

Love this. Especially the cappuccino... No no I said frappaccino. I miss Italy, please film more like this. You speaking in Italian is a thing of beauty.

I work at a café and one time an american family came in and order latte. They all insisted on getting 4 pumps of vanilla syrup in their latte except one girl. She wanted 8 pumps of vanilla and 2 of hazelnut….. I recreated that drink for myself after they were gone (but just half the size) and I had sugar taste stuck in my mouth for almost two hours after 🤢

Takes 8 minutes to say that the most important thing is to "be quick". The audacity 🤣

I feel like Matteo would really love Melbourne coffee culture. Especially because of how much he hates Starbucks

"I want to stay out of it" 🤣🤣🤣

lol the italian comedian trying to not use the hands - go for pocket go for pocket!!

I live in Australia and work in an Italian restaurant. Once a week we have people coming for Italian lessons and when they finish they order coffees. One of them decided to order an americano, but, translating literally, he came to me and ordered a “Lungo Nero”… I had to explain him what “lungo nero” means in Italian and why you should never ask for it in Italy. 😅

By no surprise whatsoever, Milan has Starbucks. I wont lie, the actual establishment is stunning, but the clientele are exactly who you’d expect it to be.

I wish I had seen this video 10 years ago when I visited Italy, I 100% insulted the entire Italian nation by ordering a medium coffee to go

"I want to stay out if it", omg loved it!

I love that, coffee stays in the bar! No to go cups ☕️

That s so interesting, because in Vienna (Austria) there is also a big culture about coffe, but it is very common that you sit in a Kaffehaus (cafe) for hours with ordering nothing but one espresso

You should record you ordering at McDonald’s a cheeseburger but “just cheese, please” 😂😂

It's always a good time when Matteo uploads. 🤩

For the algorithm, I'm not a coffee fan so just watching to learn. 😁 It helps that these gents are so easy on the eye too! 😄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤🇮🇹

2:45 "... she goes to jail" 😆😄

In 2018, Starbucks opened its first store in Italy, a 25,000-square-foot roastery in Milan. (ROME LOCATION OPENED - Thursday, April 07, 2022 ) Despite being inspired by Italian coffeehouse culture, the American chain faced resistance when entering the country. It took Starbucks 47 years to open a shop in Italy. Italians take their coffee culture very seriously - it’s filled with traditions, customs, and rituals. It’s common to order an espresso, quickly drink it at the counter while chatting with your barista, and leave - contrary to Starbucks shops, where customers may sit for a while to work on their laptops. When Starbucks announced its formal plans to open in Milan, some local residents disapproved, and a few protesters set fire to a cluster of the palm trees Starbucks had planted in the Piazza del Duomo.

I studied in a small town in Tuscany for a semester years ago, before the Starbucks revolution had fully reached Europe, and I have memories of ordering a latte with "all the sugar" every day. The old couple at the café by my apartment probably thought I was deranged. They usually just patted my head and gave me pastries I was not allowed to pay for. In other words, do you think my husband would mind if I left him for a few years to recreate that life experience?

Actually there are a lot of Starbucks in Italy, but they are mainly for tourists, no Italian would drink a pumpkin spice latte

Your videos feel effortless. Keep them coming!

I’m unsure what I just watched, but I’m in favour of it and want to encourage the creation of more

Actually, there’s a Starbucks in Rome. A bit in the outskirts, yet still, there’s one. Not sure for how long though!

I'm not even gay but that is one handsome devil. The Italian isn't half bad either.

My nona drank at least one full pot of coffee per day...she would bring a giant thermos to drink in 95°+ heat while working outdoors. Not content to drink coffee alone, she used to make me warm lattes in my baby bottle. Yes, I drank coffee from my infancy.

"What is this, a crossover episode?"

A Frappuccino is a meal. Excomunicado!Hahahaha

coffee in italy is like few drops in volume, one sip and it's done. lol of course there is no coffee to go 😂

Starbucks? The only person that can write my name on a cup is my doctor for the urine sample

I have been following Francesco and his shows since he was performing on Comedy Central. Now I have been following you for almost one year. I like this collaboration. I want more videos of you together!

You’re the new and improved Rick Steves. You should do these videos everywhere, even in the states.

More Italy content please! Milan, Naples, Sicily too. 🇮🇹

in love with old man barista 👨‍🦳💕

Matteo, il tuo accento e' perfetto. I wish my 2 kids spoke Italian as good and clear as you: they were born in Scotland, but we only speak Italian at home 😢 so not enough practice.

You need coffee but still nothing gets done…so right!!😂😂😂

Two of my best comedians together ❤❤❤ omg 😱

Seriously, one of my favorite videos!! What’s a Frappuccino lol 😂

I was a Starbucks barista on Long Island, my cafe was one of the 2 acceptable cafes on the entire island. I made it a habit of at least adding doppio espresso ristretto shots to every frapp

Matteo! Your Italian sounded spot on!

love this

She goes to jail 🤣💀

I love you both but together you are amazing!

The cameraman being asked if he wants coffee "my god they can see me!?"

This is the travel show we NEEDED.

I love the font here

I want a Travels With Matteo channel and I want it now.

You were right Matt. You look like you're crushing poon in Italy. Flying so under the radar 🤣😅

This is fantastic

This is some seriously underrated content!! 😂❤ Here have a comment for the algorithm and best of luck

I love Matteo

Bravo Matteo e Grande Francesco come sempre!

Grazie Matteo!!

Matteo is an outstandingly talented multifaceted artist, too. But, stand-up comedy seems to be a powerful force within him. His reputation as a contributor to the Gay/LGBTQ community that brings laughter and joy to the Straight community as well, tells everyone how we can be allies for one another. Thanks, Matteo! ...I've admired and loved you as a Gay brother for years. Gary WW.

Pretty accurate I must Say

This is so educational!

Amazing! Having a caffe at the bar in Italy is my favorite thing. While traveling in northern Italy my wife and I discovered Caffe Musetti. It's now our favorite. Every time I take a shot it brings me right back to the bar in Italy!

That was awesome

This was perfect ❤️. I found myself smiling the entire video.. Please become BFF 👬

The video I didn't know I needed

About the Frappuccino: some years ago, Starbucks announced it was going to open a branch in Italy. Somebody asked Ernesto Illy, the padrone of Illy Caffe, if he was worried. He replied, with typical Italian asperity, “Starbucks does not sell coffee. Starbucks sells milk.” And BTW, I live a few blocks from you in the West Village. Why do I have to travel to Ultima Thule, or worse, Indianapolis, to see you perform, per caritá?

Matteo’s impression of the fancy American woman is hilarious 😂 “what a dumm beech…”

Matteoooooooo

Matteo you should come to Denmark and have a tour there :D

Would love to see you in a comedy travel show Matteo!!!! You would be just perfect for it!! ❤️✈️

This video is funnier now that I've seen the Starbuck episode. OMFG.

5:40 I knew this guy wanted to pump Mateo lol 😆

Matteo, we better see this amazing amatriciana in Rome you say is to die for

Greetings from Greece, land of frappé coffee (literally the most popular "breakfast" +cigarettes). Personally, even though I think espresso is the best coffee, I don't like the traditional way of drinking it. I prefer to drink it americano style (hot or iced, we call it "freddo espresso" here). That way, at least, you have an excuse for not getting things done 😛

Hold up now! White chocolate mocha is my goto!!! LOL!!!

Prossimo step insegnare a Matteo a bere due Campari gin alle dieci di mattina con cannetta tattica per calarlo nel vero stile italiano

I loved this. It was sweet.

"A faffuccino" hahhaha

Laurel and Hardy; Abbott & Costello; Martin & Lewis-------------------------------------------and Mateo & Francesco. Take your show on the road. It's great to see you two interact.

We stayed a few nights in Casa Ricci at the Via di Monserrato. Lovely family apartment in a amazing spot in Rome, what a beautiful surrounding!

Wow I was checking out Matteo's tour dates in Toronto for February and they're basically all sold out, and its a big venue. Awesome for him but sucks for me looking for tickets haha

Caffè Peru’!! Top!!

You should do a Starbucks drinks video with francesco

That was so fun! More videos speaking Italian! Talk to some of the tourists on the street.

Das GRÜBENSCHLAETEN ist neiner vos der bügenßer 😂😂😂😂

Tout le monde!

Every single coffee drinking person, outside of Italy, especially in Melbourne Australia, should watch this and learn from it.😉😆

5:54 looks like the undisclosed Bourdain place he used to eat at!

my last name might be the italian equivalent of "Smith" but these videos make me feel so uncultured 😂

Wait…I thought you were supposed to pay first?!and then order your coffee….

3:07 - Love the way he says "It's me" Any doubt of his Italian authenticity has been assuaged

Ooof that daddy gutted Mateo post taping

I like how Matteo says gay in Italian. Gay-ya or Gay-ah! 😆

I love when Italians say "I don't a know what a the fuck you mean...", the French have an equivalent of saying the same thing, only with a piercing look of derision.

Grande France'!

If I drank 5 espressos in a day my heart would bounce out of this planet. badabumbum tuduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and I'm gone!

the smoking really sucks, but loved learning how to order coffee

No Starbucks?! 😳 Whut???? 🤣 lol I thought the same)

This is all spot on! 🤣 ☠️ I remember the first time I wanted an American coffee and I hadn’t learned yet. Cafe Americano! Kicked my @$$ and I didn’t sleep for a month. 🤣 Now all I can drink is Italian coffee and super strong.