Maynard James Keenan & Tool | Cumtown 

10000 Gays was hands down their best album.

PRYING OPEN MY BROWN EYE

Glad they finally made my favorite band gay

Gaynerd James Peenan

Cumtowns favorite tool song - Jizzim by Tool

"Vicariously I, fill the holes of guys." -Maynard James Keenan

That "im not gay im straaaaaaiight" hit tho.

"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close." - maynard james keenan

Wow i can’t believe Stav performed with Tool.

Dude, I just walk around, all day singing gay Tool and small penis Michael McDonald songs now.

Maynard would absolutely love these guys

Tool is my favourite band, pants down.

Lateranus

Tool is one of my favorite bands and this has me pissing my pants.Cumtown is the best thing ever.

"Today a young gay man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."

I have a lot more respect for Maynard now that I have seen these videos

1:30 "I'm nooot gayyy I'm straaaaaaaaight"

This is a massive blow for Tool fans

This is the 3rd recommendation when I search tool lmao

This version of tool is actually much less gay than the actual one

Nick's gay Tool riff is hilariously killer!

You have to negate the alternative.............AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IT'S NOT SCHISM. HOW DARE YOU GET THE WRONG TOOL SONG

5:20 I am fucking losing it 😂😂😂☠️

Schism or Jizm?

This is what plays in my head on a daily basis

This is too good.

Who was at Rockville? Just saw Nick in Charleston and about to see Puscifer tomorrow!

Anything to the tune of gay is just funny

The thumbnail looks like Bobby Kelly mixed with Ryan Reynolds

Hell yeah dude

Hilarious you mention the Casey Anthony thing. I literally went in drag dressed up as her for a Halloween party in like 2009, lmao.

Great idea! I’m gonna be a gloryhole for Halloween this year!!

My iPhone lock screen is Tool. Today I found out I’m gay

the phantom toolbooth is a good bit

Howd you get Tool to play live?

How dare you say it's the wrong TOOL song even for a second.

That's why it's called Tool

One of my favorite bit of all time. “It’s not Schizm!”

Anyone getting mad at this really needs to chill.. I used to do this all the time with my friends to try n make each other laugh n fit optional lyrics in as best to the original.. even with the songs we liked

What episode is this.

ITS NOT SCHISM

I WAS A GLORYHOLE FOR HALLOWEEN 😮 😂😂😂

More like Mynards Lame Gayman, amirite?

LOL

😂😂😂😂

1:30

1:35 Tim Dillon?

CircumSchism 👍

He got rped as a kid by his step father.

maynard is cringe tho

Want to like the video but there is 69 likes

Maynard's not gay. Just Gender Fluid like me.

Wow. Not good.

PROLAPSE OUT, KEEP GOING

I love tool and think this is hilarious

"I had to know for sure so I opened my ass at a truck stop" Holy fucking shit dude I haven't laughed like that in a while.