I know when Justin said jorts and a mask he meant jorts a shirt and a mask but all I could imagine was Justin shirtless in jorts trying to eat breadsticks through a balaclava
I imagined the same thing, but I imagined the "mask" being, like, the hockey mask Jason wore, and the jorts being so tight that Justin has to cowboy-mosey up to the door, snatch the "bag of pasta" (wtf BAG of pasta), and mosey on out as fast as he can. 🤣🤠
I didn't know what a balaclava is and I was picturing him pressing a Turkish pastry to his lips and stuffing bread sticks through the pastry into his mouth.
"For an entire 3 and a half weeks" is comparable to Travis working at Jimmy Johns for 2 months not knowing how to make a sandwich only to get offered Asst. Manager.
Armleg in case you never found it, he never got trained in making sandwiches. Being good at math, he rocked the registers. Whenever it came time to train him in sandwiches, they got busy so his coworkers told him to just go on register. After a while of doing that and never learning sandwich craft, they offered him the promotion.
I think about the phrase "people go to Olive Garden when they want to make a pasta mistake" every week, and I can't believe it wasn't greeted with more response.
Frankly, the real answer of if this woman is too stuck up to visit a restaurant because it's for poor people you really should break up with her. You don't need that kind of classism in your life.
Oh my god... when they said the last time they went to Golden Corral was after their mom died on Christmas Day, I lost it. I know it's bad of me to laugh but holy shit if that's not the most depressing thing you've ever heard you're lying.
I sort of cry-laughed through that part. Like dead mom of my three favorite internet boys brings the sad thoughts, but at the same time I gotta find out how they bring the meathook back into the bit!
I didn't, but it's likely because I once ate at Golden Corral after my dad and my uncles fulfilled my grandpa's last wishes and scattered part of his ashes while sky diving. The reason we went there specifically was because it had been Grandpa's favorite restaurant too.
immediately after my husband's grandfather passed away everyone was still kinda in shock so we went to McDonald's and just got 100 chicken nuggets to split among the mourning family members and looking back on it even though it was sad it's one of the best reactions to a death I've ever been a part of
After my grandma's funeral we all (my mom and brothers and grandfather and uncle) got ice cream because we were like... Well hi, we haven't seen each other in forever and the funeral's over... We have an hour to kill before the flight back... Ice cream? Sad about Grandma, huh? It was weird then and it's weird to think back on now
I went to my 'local' Olive Garden with some friends who had never been there before. As college students and therefore verified poor people, it was a good time. We destroyed probably fifty breadsticks all-totaled. They had the 'buy one take one' deal going on and the pasta I got to take back to our dorm was a really good breakfast for hungover me. Pasta mistake? More like pasta success story.
their story about golden corral reminds me that the last place I ate with my dad before he passed away was a Denny's on Thanksgiving because everywhere else was either closed or packed. Funnily enough, we tried to go to Golden Corral first.
Chris Passmore I remember going to a chipotle like three hours after my grandpa died I got steak tacos Funnily enough after his funeral my entire family went to Golden Corral for his wake and we basically had reserved it all for ourselves because I come from a ridiculously big family
I grew up in a working class family & if olive garden is "middle class" and golden corral is "low middle class," I can say that Hartz Chicken is the one place that was below even my very low standards I remember the floors being slightly oily where when you walked your shoes stuck a little to the tile and the food was really bland. The one buffet where I stuck with small servings and one plate lol
I cried laughing at the bit about them going to Golden corral, but to be fair, I kind of understanding what they mean. During the peak of the pineapple on pizza debate, I had to go to my grandmother's funeral. Pineapple on pizza was served. I'm pro pineapple btw, but it's a bit interesting to eat pineapple pizza now because I think of death lol. Its funny in hindsight though
I wouldn’t date anyone who says anything to the effect of “that’s a poor person place” like I hate Olive Garden but like shit that’s such a stuck up attitude.
Justin saying "I wear my Jorts and a mask, because I am preparing for 2020, when there will be a pandemic that will plunge the whole world into quarantine" really caught me off guard
Idk why but I find the golden corral story kind of comforting? I feel like a lot of the memories I have with my family that will actually lead us to all remembering exactly what I'm talking about and also make everybody laugh every time is some weird shit that happens after a funeral. To this day I will never forget my entire family sobbing dressed in black watching in horror as Liza Minnelli guest stared on Paula Deen and they literally kissed with their mouths full of cake a little bit and everybody instantly stopped crying and just stared and laughed for like 10 minutes this was at least 12 years ago and none of us can look at either of those people or hear the word luscious (lizas descriptor of the day) without absolutely losing it. Idk the golden corral thing makes me think abt this and other weirdly funny moments in times of sadness. Sorry if this is weirdly serious for a RU-vid comment it's just a funny memory lmao
I had dinner Christmas Eve 2015 at a Waffle House with my mom and grandmother after my grandfather died and it was very similar to their Golden Corral experience
I went to Golden Coral as a little kid and my parents told me that I never wanted to go their again because apparently I found their food to be horrible
The experience they described when they went to Golden Corral for Christmas after their mom had died reflects my experience going to a local diner with my family for thanksgiving ever since my mom died.
Listening to this nowadays, for a fullass minute I didn’t understand what was so funny about picking up a to-go order with a mask on. Like, that just sounds like all of 2020 and 2021 to me lmao
I'm not from america so i dunno what olive garden food is like but if anyone i was dating said "no we can't eat there that's for poor people" i'd literally deck them in the face like wtf is that supposed to mean
There are so many layers to this question. First, the question itself. The fact that an adult person posed this question, was troubled enough by it to ask people about it online, and then managed to phrase it so strangely. Then you realize that this person has a girlfriend! And you sit in your lonely room and cry for a while at the unfairness of it all. Fun question!
Listening to this in 2021 is wild bc when he talked about going to get takeout in a mask, i thought yeah of course, before realizing that didnt use to be normal
I refuse to return to a Waffle House. I've only been there two times. Once, I saw someone get their bike stolen in a parking lot, and the other time I saw man profusely vomiting on the floor for a solid 7 minutes.... never again.
The last time I ate a Waffle House I was about 6 or 7, and it was because my dad and I came to meet my mom in Florida, but my mom had one last meeting the morning after we flew in. I have no recollection of the experience except that I had the feeling I shouldn't be there.
The group I went to prom with one girl thought the artesian pizza place my family suggested wasn’t fancy enough, and we ended up eating at an Olive Garden. In full prom tux gear. She ended up arguing with her boyfriend and sister about the whole night, and that’s really my only experience eating there
claire :3 it's just like a hometown buffet kind of restaurant. It's alright but it's not the classiest place but it's okay in a pinch if you're in a sinch for some 13.99 endless shrimp or prime rib
biggrocc19 why are you so mad lol?? new york, actually, thats what people upstate say when theyre talking about the city. sorry for saying that i guess lol
Watching this 3 yrs after upload and when Justin was talking about his mask and griffin laughed I was like why is that funny? Not realizing that he meant like a masquerade mask not his gd COVID mask
pasta factory is trash i ordered a caesar salad there and they put fucking tomatoes on it like do u know your salads my dude it's the simplest fucking thing
The olive garden near me is overpriced bullshit, the Italian place in town gives more food/better quality food for less money. Giant chicken parm $13, OG chicken parm, 1/3 that size w/less pasta $18
For poor people? I don't think so. When me and my brother went, we'd get one appetizer with our food and the bill was never under $50. Wait, if...if that's expensive for me, does that mean I'M poor?!
