Meanwhile… Heinz Targets Chicago | Uggs And Crocs Thriving | Rat Birth Control | $20k Wine Club

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Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check.
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@possiblyadog Месяц назад

New York Pest control? I thought Trump was already on trial

@user-yn7yo1co3k Месяц назад

Clever ...

@amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

@user-yn7yo1co3k , yes it was. Thanks for acknowledging that. Awaiting your response. 😅😂

@gerade-aus Месяц назад

If I could give you a quintillion likes, I would.

@user-yn7yo1co3k Месяц назад

@@gerade-aus How's about saving a couple thousand for the rest of us?

@dash-underscore_name. Месяц назад

🥁

@MsTyrie Месяц назад

Someday we'll argue that rats get contraception but women have to what?

@jkap34 Месяц назад

Carry to term even if unviable. Thank you Trump! /sarcasm

@amyreynolds3619 Месяц назад

Rats aka Repuklicans aka white Christian men and women?

@mellocello187 Месяц назад

Men, meanwhile….🚶🏽

@kitcobain444 Месяц назад

As a Chicago born and raised female, avid reader, cat and donut loving, wine and rat hating, registered nurse, pidgeon and goat enthusiast, I 💯 related to this particular "Meanwhile". Hilarious! 😂😂😂

@MrVovansim Месяц назад

Yeah, but how many pieces of flair do you have on your Crocs?

@kitcobain444 Месяц назад

@MrVovansim dude, I am a nurse. My 'flair' is composed of bodily fluids and other gross items, lol! I can't wear the ones with holes unless my socks are made of plastic 🙃!

@Mortthemoose Месяц назад

@@kitcobain444 Ohhhh 🤢

@Seldomane Месяц назад

Small world, ditto :) Oh and either ketchup on hotdog or mustard/mayo. Peppers? Hell nah.

@singingsunflower9000 Месяц назад

@@MrVovansim its funny cause where i live crocs are popular among nurses

@afrolund80 Месяц назад

The creators of Idiocracy chose crocs as the shoes of the stupid future. Because they thought the shoes looked so horrible. That no one in their right mind would ever wear them. They were right. I live in Minnesota and see people standing at the train station in their crocs.... all.... year.... round! 🤪

@AmusementLabs Месяц назад

How Crocs has managed to survive this long is baffling.

@RH-wj4rz Месяц назад

Oh, thank you.

@casscart1 Месяц назад

Nurses

@jarls5890 Месяц назад

I believe their natural breeding ground is in hospitals and healthcare in general....

@Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад

Chefs

@___beyondhorizon4664 Месяц назад

I recalled my former Australian colleague wore red crocs with her black yoga leggings, she looked like a clown 🤡

@treetopjones737 Месяц назад

When people see someone wearing Crocs: "Ugg!"

@artel6225 Месяц назад

Congrats Team Colbert! For featuring T Blanchard: 5-time Grammy winner, composer of 40+ film scores.

@Lynn.Panadero4242 Месяц назад

4:48 Years ago, I was looking for high capacity staples to put in my high capacity stapler. It staples up to 75 pages. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the staples at the office supply store “Staples.” Even more, that’s here I purchased the high capacity stapler.

@dianewilliams1125 Месяц назад

😮😮😮😅😅😅

@leavingitblank9363 Месяц назад

Meanwhile, Staples also doesn't carry the staples for my mini stapler.

@kotkaconforza Месяц назад

Terence Blanchard is a big get for the band. He's also a great film composer.

@patricialewis8307 Месяц назад

We all live for Meanwhile ❤😂

@dewimatthews6037 Месяц назад

The Meanwhile intro writers are superb, matched by Stephen's vocal agility.

@Cactina Месяц назад

I've said it once and I'll say it again- is someone saving these Meanwhile intros and will the collection be published as a book?!?!

@chezmoi42 Месяц назад

Or maybe sold at the airport story dispensers?

@SilverQuillTV 7 дней назад

One of the finest and most intelligent shows on television today!

@theyurireviewer Месяц назад

Enjoyed the Jan Van Eyck triptych reference 🥰

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Месяц назад

*OMG, Terrance Blanchard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much.* 🥰😍🥰😍🥰 *Wow, what a blessing to see him vibing with the late show band!!!*

@eschwarz1003 Месяц назад

Terence Blanchard!!!!! the legend

@Susie_Floozie Месяц назад

Best-crafted introduction EVER. That thrilled my sensibilities all the way to the tweaker's spackle-plank.

@DanieltheTruebadour Месяц назад

That intro never gets old - not to me, anyway. Occasional genius, even. Kudos to Stephen and his terrific stable of writers -stable geniuses -for keeping it up.

@DissectGibberish Месяц назад

I am continually in awe at how Stephen can say those complicated and tongue-twisting sentences that preface the "MEANWHILE" segment. Kudos!

@JadeValour Месяц назад

Agreed 👍

@AIvey-qs1so Месяц назад

I can never unhear, "tweaker-spackle-plank" 😆

@Mortthemoose Месяц назад

Taken directly from one of trump's "speeches" 😂

@SilverQuillTV 7 дней назад

@@Mortthemoose baahahahahaha

@StarlahMutiny Месяц назад

OMG JAN VAN EYCK REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR

@Barqu3ntine Месяц назад

Haha me too! I'm from Ghent ^_^

@user-xe9cm8hv8n Месяц назад

Idk, who writes intros for meanwhile, but they are crazy good.!

@Dharmarenee Месяц назад

Terrence Blanchard a genuis.

@matthewkasper2202 Месяц назад

So, the cat story, its so much cuter then that. Those cats are considered to be living assets to the government. They have free access to all government buildings and land. They walk in on high ranking meetings and lay on the desk. They sunbathe in palace gardens. They have their own staff to feed them and take care of them. There are like 12 cats. They have been spayed, vaccinations and all that, so once these guys die the law is no more but even when this government is voted out, by whatever means, the next government can not change anything about these cats. They have these rights no matter who is in power.

@vintagethings9187 Месяц назад

A lesson in the last sentence there for trump I think..... Thank you for the lovely cat story anyway, if you are a trump believer!

@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen Месяц назад

Cats? I think they are spies ...

@user-yn7yo1co3k Месяц назад

Cats rule ...

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Месяц назад

And also, never pet a cat's belly. They aren't asking you to scratch it, they are stretching. If you scratched my belly when I stretched, I'd freak out and punch you too! Weirdo!

@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 Месяц назад

And when cats flip over and show you their bellies, it's not an invitation to rub lol. You can look but don't touch! Like in da strip club

@vintagethings9187 Месяц назад

"...spackle plank of news..." Every one a Rembrandt!

@dianewilliams1125 Месяц назад

Im living thru some very hard times right now personally. I hate waking up to face another horrible day. Insted of Flipping on my laptop to read depressing emails ,i went right to utube and low and behold "meanwhile " was staring me in the face! God bless Stephen and his writers, you started my day with not only a smile but a full belly laugh! Love to you all and PEACE! BTW the band is great,sweet ax louis! ❤❤❤😊😊😊

@Mortthemoose Месяц назад

Me too 🫂💐

@leavingitblank9363 Месяц назад

Just to add to the injustice, a porn bot copied your post and reposted it, where it now sits at the top of the comments because it has 164 likes.

@InksplatOops Месяц назад

The pigeon! 😂 It must be so confused, wondering what happened.

@patricialewis8307 Месяц назад

Love The Band And ALL Guest Performers ❤

@Multichick Месяц назад

2:23 - OMG, what is Heinz thinking? ketchup is blasphemous in chitown. 🤯 They best not try it at Gene & Judes... 🌭🌭 hands, dogs and ketchup will fly.

@DiandraStarShine Месяц назад

yes, Sir!!, Mr. Terrence!🙌 & tysm, Mr. Stephen C.!, for making certain Mr. T got his flowers, while still sharing a world with us..🌎

@Grammz67 Месяц назад

I NEEDED my dose of Meanwhile

@RenataKleinRK Месяц назад

I love Lewis’s blue telecaster, wow that’s pretty. Sorry if it’s spelled Louis, I’m not certain.

@dianewilliams1125 Месяц назад

I'm always checking out what guitar he's playing each night! What a beauty! 🎸 😊😊

@cass_p Месяц назад

Oof, don't give delayed passengers copies of "The Lottery" - you'll give them ideas.

@kconway2263 Месяц назад

I hate The Lottery! I was forced to read it twice, once in HS, once in college. Still scarred.

@leavingitblank9363 Месяц назад

@@kconway2263 Me too! Why do they make us read that? Every child in this country. And I don't even know if there's a moral to it. Don't be a follower? I remember the story, I remember no lesson being taught from it.

@babaganoush1775 28 дней назад

If I remember correctly, it was written shortly after WW2, when Americans were grappling with the horrors of the Holocaust. She wrote the story to hold the mirror up to the face of America, to remind people that evil exists everywhere, and even regular, " normal" people are capable of heinous acts when they live out of fear and don't question their society. Personally, it spoke to me deeply in high school and taught me alot about human nature, lessons that still give me wisdom to navigate the world today. Thank you Ms. Jackson 💜

@leavingitblank9363 28 дней назад

@@babaganoush1775 Thanks for that explanation. I guess as one who always questions everything, it went right over my head.

@blakes7207 Месяц назад

Stephen Colbert for president

@3mileshi 16 дней назад

Um, no. We've had enough attention seeking mavens of mockery in that position. I mean he's funny but, president? That's the kind of decision America made for Trump.

@tuckerbowen4626 Месяц назад

3:40 "a runaway goat _somehow_ made its way to the ledge of a bridge" you clearly know absolutely nothing about goats, do you, Stephen?

@rileyfuckingrifle Месяц назад

LOL. The writers don't.

@kitcobain444 Месяц назад

Well, tbf it was a bridge, not a mountain 😂😂😂 but I see your point!

@davewilson4493 Месяц назад

That brings back memories of a sheep rescue I assisted a sheep in. While walking back with a friend from a caving trip, we noticed a sheep which had walked out along a very narrow ledge with a tiny bit of grass on it which started at ground level at a large cave entrance in the form of a sloping-bottomed pit, and carried on around above the descending floor until it was ~30ft above ground level with no more ledge in front of it and no way to turn around. Thinking we should do something, we found suitable belays to rig ropes to, and I went over the edge of the pit trying to descend far enough in front of the sheep to not scare it but be close enough to grab it and let my friend lower me to the floor. Just when I got level with it, it got spooked, jumped vertically up in the air, spun around, and somehow managed to lend back on the ledge and run to safety. I get the feeling that if I hadn't been there it would probably have just stayed there until it fell off, but given that it clearly could get off by itself but didn't seem to realize that it could, I almost wondered if I should have left it there for the sake of the gene pool.

@DanieltheTruebadour Месяц назад

The goat reminds me of a cartoon: Two fellows stand behind a deli counter. One is named Bob, smiling, handling a knife and a sharpening rod, Next to him, Chuck Is just standing there, expressionless. In the case beneath them are the deli goods, with one empty bowl, labeled "GROUND CHUCK." Wouldn't swear to it, but the cartoonist was probably Gahan Wilson.

@bleukat Месяц назад

Previously with Krispy Kreme, one could could only get one at a time. You had to choose either Krispy OR Krem-y until now.

@lindsaypcohn5198 Месяц назад

Expressionist tweaker’s spackle plank of news could describe so many of our outlets

@richardelliott8352 Месяц назад

shout out to trumpet players , a physically challenging instrument to play in the high registers that everyone demands.

@CraigMader Месяц назад

A height best described as glory...

@BluntJoint Месяц назад

Thanks Stephie, may you forever give us laughter

@lindaj5492 Месяц назад

Heinz feeding the homeless of Chicago?

@neebs929 Месяц назад

Best meanwhile intro ever. Legit lol.

@cherylmarcuri5506 Месяц назад

My 24 yr old daughter loves her "ugly Crocs". I myself won't wear them. They look and feel creepy.

@NewMessage Месяц назад

Heinz comin' out with a popcorn bucket any time soon?

@DissectGibberish Месяц назад

EEEWWW! Who needs catsup on their popcorn!

@krissykrupski4973 Месяц назад

That’s not ketchup. 😐@@DissectGibberish

@igorschmidlapp6987 Месяц назад

@@krissykrupski4973 You ought to see the mayo dispenser... you have to tug on it to get it to squirt... ;-P

@charleshash4919 Месяц назад

Sure! And the delivery openning for the popcorn bucket delivery unit will be placed at urinal height just like the ketchup.

@JigInsane Месяц назад

As you can find in any respectable Chicago hot dog joint is a sign that says "NK17 - No Ketchup after the age of 17"

@chrisrj9871 Месяц назад

It's probably because your pizzas are 99% sauce according to Jon Stewart, so you have to have propaganda against catsup to save on tomato paste.

@JigInsane Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871 Jon Stewart can go to where the sun don't shine. Lol. Nah, seriously. We have more than deep dish, it's just what we're known for. Rather than that floppy paper parading as a pizza slice he likes.

@davidlundquist1979 Месяц назад

I absolutely hated ketchup as a kid. I have no idea what's supposed to be appealing about it. I'll take Chicago pizza over New York style any day though.

@guitarcd Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871 It's true; Chicago has the best hot dogs, and one of the most unfortunate things ever to be "not a pizza." (But don't tell them that)

@BuildinWings Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871 Stu-Beef never had a slice when he said that, and then recanted on-air.

@OriginalPiMan Месяц назад

That vibe check is probably just a cover for bigotry.

@tuckerbowen4626 Месяц назад

probably not healthy to just go assuming that, even if it's almost definitely true

@benn454 Месяц назад

@@tuckerbowen4626But how else will he feed his victim complex?

@BuildinWings Месяц назад

He forgot one detail of the Chicago dog - Vienna Beef dog. Sabrett's is an excellent stand-in for that, you just really want a strong SNAP.

@ebethlouise2201 Месяц назад

And the slice of cucumber! Isn’t that a thing?

@BuildinWings Месяц назад

@@ebethlouise2201 Some places, yep. I like it!

@MarcKloos Месяц назад

1:35 good pronunciation of Jan van Eyck

@dactylntrochee Месяц назад

The opener to this segment is the highlight of every show, IMHO. I think tonight's was stellar. A champ among equals.

@CyclopsWasRight616 Месяц назад

being worried about that goat being up that high is like being worried about a fish trapped in a lake of water

@paulwagner688 Месяц назад

Fire Shut Up In My Bones is an INCREDIBLE work.

@richarddelconnor Месяц назад

As a baby boomer, I must protect the tradition that ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on a hotdog.

@lady_draguliana784 Месяц назад

Steven's off-screen activities in Meanwhile Lore is becoming the new Chuck Norris Facts, and I LOVE IT! 🤣

@Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад

That hot dog is now technically a pizza

@solvseus Месяц назад

"Pie"

@DissectGibberish Месяц назад

It's something, all right! 😁😁😁

@tuckerbowen4626 Месяц назад

"Pizza? Now THAT'S a taco!"

@seileach67 Месяц назад

Wait'll Jon Stewart finds out; he'll go off again LOL...just recently I re-watched a clip of his anti-deep dish rant

@user-ff8vo1se8v Месяц назад

A slice 😊

@peterwolf885 Месяц назад

2:16 Boston had their Tea Party, and soon the Chicago River will run red with Heinz, this means war!

@ajdailey3698 Месяц назад

I always enjoy your lead in to "meanwhile". Have you ever wondered what Delusional Donald would have done with this on the teleprompter?

@dianewilliams1125 Месяц назад

Thank you for that image!😂😂😂

@SJC49 Месяц назад

Heinz closed down plant in Ontario. Boycotts forced them to reopen a small facility so they could keep the Made in Canada designation. Buy Aylmers.

@BuildinWings Месяц назад

If only Hunt's made Ketchup instead of Catsup.

@anmnou Месяц назад

As a Belgian, i am very impressed with your pronunciation of "Jan Van Eyck Gent"...really: Well done!

@mszoomy Месяц назад

Nothing is better than a KK donut right off the conveyer belt, OMG

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Месяц назад

Except, you know, real doughnuts that never get on a conveyor belt and aren't made of plastic waste.

@viddork Месяц назад

So, the goat was safely returned to the Slaughter ..... Farm, I guess? (Nothing else comes to mind.)

@fairykitten1 Месяц назад

Dear Stephen, Please publish a book with every Meanwhile introduction you have ever spoken. It would be a fantastic book of pure poetry. I know I would buy it, and so would soooo many folks. Please Please Please!!!

@cannibalbananas Месяц назад

That was a great Meanwhile intro! Stephen nailed it!

@willdickinson4177 Месяц назад

Groundbeef is honestly a pretty cool-sounding last name…

@R1ckDeckard Месяц назад

We need more of the bands' performances on RU-vid. I'm sure many people would absolutely love to hear more of Mr Cato & Co

@raeganpagan Месяц назад

no. we wouldnt. If only there were platforms to search for.... music... on the internet ...that wasn't this channel.

@ellenrasool-jakhel4132 Месяц назад

MISTER COLBERT YOU GOT IT GOING ON. THE. WHOLE "" BILLY JOEL. CONCERT AT ONCE. IN FULL. THANKS THANKS AND. MO THANKS..PEACE AND ENJOY..😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤

@silentcaay Месяц назад

Chicago hot dogs should have stopped at least 4 toppings ago. They have no room to pretend they're some sort of authority on hot dogs. You have a salad with a meat tube in it, Chicago.

@BuildinWings Месяц назад

Anime pfp.

@nelsaf365 Месяц назад

Jan van Eyke followed by huffing out of a pringles can. That is high brow to low brow in mere seconds. I love the Meanwhile intro.

@redofthewolves Месяц назад

You're right, the Lottery was the funniest choice here. Great job

@Vtarngpb Месяц назад

For a split second I thought the guy portraying Roger Groundbeef was actually Brad Leone 😂

@voixdelaraison593 Месяц назад

According to the National Hot Dog Association, Real Men & Women don’t put Ketchup on Hot Dogs. Ketchup is for French fries, Hamburgers, and Tator Tots.

@xtifr Месяц назад

And I'm supposed to take the word of people whose job it is to promote tubes of pureed anus-meat!? 😀 Also, "Real Men" (& Women) eat whatever TF they like!😈 That said, I wouldn't put ketchup on a hot dog _myself,_ but I'm not going to kink-shame those weirdos who do! 😀😀

@traceythompson1092 28 дней назад

Just missed Terence Blanchard at the MET! He is a musical GOAT!!!!!

@dreamway9 Месяц назад

Good on you CBS for your apology. Good on you

@LeftyPem Месяц назад

For gods sake, sell us a book of just the Meanwhile intros. Some of the finest bizarre short form comedy writing ever done.

@sharonmassey2923 Месяц назад

"I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats." - Eckhart Tolle

@TwisterTornado Месяц назад

I have a cat that literally breaks up arguments. No one taught her to do this. She just jumps into the loudest person's lap and shows them affection, until they stop.

@sharonmassey2923 Месяц назад

@@TwisterTornado Ha! That's great. But being a Zen master would mean that she's the teacher. Arguments would also surely be upsetting her Zen vibe, likely her first priority.

@shadrachs.martial2215 Месяц назад

Stephen's on fire

@ChaoSMyth... Месяц назад

Yeah spraying birth control everywhere seems like a bad idea

@terryt.1643 Месяц назад

Needed a laugh today, thanks, Steven and Late Night.

@philoctetes_wordsworth Месяц назад

3:13 Screw you! I have joint issues, and UGGs or Crocks are the most comfortable shoes I can find. I am wearing UGG slippers, right now!

@keshiasmith175 Месяц назад

Thank you!!! They're a life saver for me

@rileyfuckingrifle Месяц назад

Jibbitz are cool, cope Stephen. 😂

@vintagethings9187 Месяц назад

Timberland trainer style 'off road' shoes have a tough outer sole but are superbly cushioned!

@cheeseonyomama Месяц назад

This was a particularly good "meanwhile" haha

@brownkemosabe Месяц назад

Terence Blanchard is an Icon!!

@CritRedesign Месяц назад

So they took the goat to the slaughter house

@kitcobain444 Месяц назад

😂underrated comment😂

@Ulrich.Bierwisch Месяц назад

I don't know how to explain what the vibe check actually is without using the n-word.

@merrygangemi Месяц назад

Absolutely fabulous segment, Steven Colbert! Thanks!

@noelhutchins7366 Месяц назад

2:33 Chicago-style-hotdog ingredients are for crispy-fried-fish on a bun. A good hotdog just needs to be sizzling-browned on a toasted undersized bun.