The Most USELESS Magic Items in Your Inventory

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Welcome one and all, come inside horno's hole!
Doesn't matter if your small, or as big as a troll!
Horno's got potions, goblets, and trinkets galore!
It all fits in his hole and there's room for much more!
Yes it's true, poeple will often peg him as a jester
Because he charges so low, yet his hole never festers!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

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13 окт 2023

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@Wizards_with_Guns 8 месяцев назад

What other useless items do you think Horno should have in stock?

@The_Avarage_Communist 8 месяцев назад

Ring of invisibility but your only invisible when no one is looking.

@chrisj3938 8 месяцев назад

- a knife that glows in the dark and has a compass in the hilt - a sword that doesn't injure you, but instead gives its victims erectile dysfunction - a rock with a big spike on it

@zasarch8730 8 месяцев назад

A broken Minecraft watch nothing special about it is just broken watch

@NixNack 8 месяцев назад

The severed hand of grogrofitch, welder of the frost region. touching it to any object makes that object uncomfortably cold.

@aidsdoh8286 8 месяцев назад

The whip of getting whipped.

@Crystal_Remorhaz 8 месяцев назад

I like the detail that he only says "dirty gnome" after deliberately placing the pen down, implying that the pen had no effect on what he said after that point.

@asagoldsmith3328 7 месяцев назад

Or the effect is permanent

@hak1111111 5 месяцев назад

It's just a regular pen. He just uses it to declare his belief in hope that there will be no consequences

@Azrage 4 месяца назад

He does sell a suspiciously high amount of gnome-skin products.

@Dead2you 4 месяца назад

he also found the bottle IN the genie lmfao.

@oprescue999 7 дней назад

he's just saying what we're all thinking

@ryxlwyx 8 месяцев назад

For a second there when the sword was introduced I was worried there would be an actually useful product

@doozy5184 8 месяцев назад

I mean, if the sword's properties work while it's a fork, you'd have a fork that could both be used as a weapon and a terrifying way to eat food.

@bugzilla318 8 месяцев назад

@@doozy5184Divine smite the vegetables.

@MrRedpanda2442 8 месяцев назад

So you are saying the Obamanomicon is not useful?!?

@PresidentMystry 8 месяцев назад

@@bugzilla318or your tongue…

@wrathofainz 8 месяцев назад

It _was_ useful...

@jmaz333 8 месяцев назад

You actually put down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start of the video, the level of detail is immaculate.

@ananass8030 6 месяцев назад

Just checked, it's true😅

@yesitsreallyOtter 8 месяцев назад

The Clock'o'lantern honestly is something I would enjoy having. Like, it wouldn't be USEFUL, but I'd still enjoy it

@KoolWithAQ 8 месяцев назад

I'd love a "You're late for work" at 3 AM

@CrizzyEyes 8 месяцев назад

It reminds me of the Sheikah Stones from Zelda. Except even more useless

@unOrigiNik 8 месяцев назад

I think just once it should have said the exact time stamp the video was at

@nickevers9263 8 месяцев назад

Joy bringing is certainly a use 😁

@xaius4348 8 месяцев назад

When I checked the web earlier I think I saw a gnome or dwarf running off with it

@Protanly 8 месяцев назад

That clearly wasn’t the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. It was clearly the Boomerang of Deceit which tricks you into thinking it’s the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return will clearly return in the next episode when we least expect it.

@PajamaPantsStudios 8 месяцев назад

It was suspenseful, but not surprising. The boomerang of surprising return would show up next video

@bobvella7228 8 месяцев назад

but you expected it, it should return in the first episode, which i do not remember very well.

@Tomattoism 8 месяцев назад

Clearly

@Protanly 8 месяцев назад

@@Tomattoism Sorry my guy. I was 4 potions of clearsight deep when I wrote that.

@Tomattoism 8 месяцев назад

@@Protanly thanks for the clarification

@andrewcabrera505 8 месяцев назад

The scabbard had me feeling genuine pain

@LoyaltotheNightsky 8 месяцев назад

I was very hurt

@velfaern1716 3 месяца назад

I definitely took some kind of damage I’m just unsure what kind still or where

@theaveragebluejay 8 месяцев назад

The immediate checking for the boomerang of suspenseful return and the second check shortly after absolutely sent me.

@2percentright 8 месяцев назад

"Boomerang time!"

@CarmeloPiccione 8 месяцев назад

Love the on-going gag of Horno accidentally (or stupidly on purpose) trying out the magic items, especially the ones that foreshadow tragic but comedic outcomes.

@razortongue9000 8 месяцев назад

The amnesia potion and the delayed sneeze was great 😆

@X-SPONGED 8 месяцев назад

Great Shield of Piercing -pierces through your enemies -pierces through your enemies' equipment -pierces through your own hand -pierces through anything when given the slightest amount of force (it's falling to the center of the earth as we speak) Retail Value: 20 assorted korh'lor fruits WSN Value: One Rupee

@xiimooniixmoon2988 7 месяцев назад

🤣

@idontwantahandlethough 4 месяца назад

isn't that basically just a lightsaber?

@ch-ev5ee 4 месяца назад

@@idontwantahandlethough no it's a shield!? Cant you read?!

@Zman14888 8 месяцев назад

The Boomerang of Suspensful Return is such a brilliant idea that I absolutely have to steal it for my campaign.

@nugget3687 4 месяца назад

Wait until they forget about it in a few sessions and have it come back during the worst possible moment in combat

@negative6442 3 месяца назад

The boomerang returns 1d3 sessions later when you least expect it, automatically crits the person who threw it

@adamb5811 2 месяца назад

I plan on having it break through a window and knock down a lot of glass furniture during a stealth mission xD

@sketchycat6223 19 дней назад

@@negative6442I don’t know if it’s funnier for the boomerang to hit the player who threw it, or for it to hit a completely different party member lol

@negative6442 19 дней назад

@@sketchycat6223 Gotta roll a 1dX to see who it hits lol

@zerodark3505 8 месяцев назад

Notice how he rubs the potion of delayed sneezing on his hands at 0:05

@yao99 8 месяцев назад

This might be my new favorite series of sketches

@digitalzomb 8 месяцев назад

It's truly an endless series of creative hilarity

@THEFRISKIESTDINGO 4 месяца назад

Indeed I hope they keep these coming they’ve got such great joke density

@MidlifeCrisisJoe 8 месяцев назад

This is the best sketch series for anyone who’s ever had a regular tabletop group and wondered what happens to all the random magic items you’ve picked up over the years and sold off to fund your barony or whatever. I have to imagine that’s how Horno generally comes by his stock. Well that, or dead adventurer estate sales.

@yureiotakughost9464 8 месяцев назад

the fact he continues with the gnome racism right AFTER putting the feather down lmao

@thatrandomweeb7804 8 месяцев назад

The scabbard of fine dining would actually make a great defensive tool. Assuming you have the agility and dexterity to utilize it properly.

@stephenbachman132 8 месяцев назад

Stop right there criminal scum. "What..... A fork?..... What have you done in the name of Skyrim"... What do you mean that makes no sense, whats in the name of Earth sounds ridiculous."

@burgerkingas7027 2 месяца назад

Reverse pickpocket BiS

@lint3506 8 месяцев назад

I love the completely unnecessary detail of him just putting down the potion of delayed sneezing as the video starts

@dementodoc 8 месяцев назад

IMMEDIATE grin on my face when I saw the thumbnail, this is like my favorite series you guys have made. I've made "The New Orc Times" an actual company in my 5E world because you all, and the magic items are always fun to implement if I feel like bullying my party. The boomerang of suspenseful return will definitely be making its way into my campaign soon.

@atticusdodd6814 8 месяцев назад

He definitely sells snake oil to make any of your pets 10% longer.

@biasedactions 8 месяцев назад

I'm loving the return of some of my absolute favorite sketches from the Wizards! Thank you for returning to some classic characters while still keeping that Wizards charm.

@joaquinillo_ 8 месяцев назад

wait there's more of these?

@bungusbongus 8 месяцев назад

@@joaquinillo_yea there's a playlist linked at the end of the video

@ThePyrosirys 3 месяца назад

I really hope horno's is a permanent installment on this channel. I gotta see this guy at least once a year.

@Wizards_with_Guns 3 месяца назад

Next sketch is a new installment!

@erikm8373 8 месяцев назад

I threw one of those suspensful boomerangs once. Still living in fear.

@kheranzu2000 8 месяцев назад

I am filled with childlike whimsy at the notion of this becoming a long-running series. And by the way I love that there's some actual mythology in here with the potion of amnesia being from the river Lethe.

@lerikhkl 7 месяцев назад

I also love that the delayed sneezing potion contains gesuntite ore

@ICircuit64 8 месяцев назад

Yes! I thought Horno wouldn't return but my assumption had no foundation after all. As a fantasy enjoyer, i absolutely adore this series. Thank you, Wizards, for your brilliant comedy!

@MrRedpanda2442 8 месяцев назад

I love these videos

@LethalDose161 8 месяцев назад

Level 3 staff would honestly be interesting for non magic or low magic casters. ANY level 3 spells can be used while using the staff.

@xaius4348 8 месяцев назад

If it can cast ANY level 3, its gotta be able to cast at least one or two level 4 spells, right?

@crispymax 8 месяцев назад

@@xaius4348no.

@baron_bokchoy167 8 месяцев назад

*fireball intensifies*

@erueka6 8 месяцев назад

So could you cheat and use level it to get level two magic as a scrub or non caster interesting.

@dynad00d15 3 месяца назад

Wait.. Fireball is a level 3 spell, isnt it?

@Brainatrain 8 месяцев назад

i'll have this playing on a crystal ball in the tavern, thanks for the deals, guys!

@bens1cultist405 8 месяцев назад

He continues to look more like a vampire

@classica1fungus 8 месяцев назад

This is fucking BRILLIANT, probably my fav series by you guys Edit: the potion of amnesia had me rolling

@PlayerN101 8 месяцев назад

The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. What a classic. Don't throw it.

@WhyAnkylobotsWillChangeWarfare 8 месяцев назад

4:23 As a mythology nerd, i love the reference to Lethe, the river of... F#%#!, I forgot... At least, I have this nice bottle with a blue elixir inside

@branzinofish3641 8 месяцев назад

Boomerang of suspenseful return was a master wizard level bit

@TreyC68 8 месяцев назад

Disclaimer:Horno is not responsible for any injuries caused by cursed items

@HansLemurson 8 месяцев назад

Or curses caused by injured items!

@ouch-uq9pw 8 месяцев назад

Though the sword has been turned into a spork It is still the same material therefore the exorcising effects should still work, its just in a weird shape:)

@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy 8 месяцев назад

Couldn't hurt to give it a try. It's just 0.89 after all. 😚

@leizero 8 месяцев назад

Maybe, but I doubt any swordsman would use it in battle.

@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy 8 месяцев назад

@@leizero I'm not a swordsman, so I'll do it. It grants immunity to fear anyways. - What could go wrong?

@no1important777 8 месяцев назад

Eat the ghosts they’re 0 calories

@jackskudlarek3138 8 месяцев назад

I hope you guys never stop making these videos. There's just SO MANY good dnd ideas in here. If I ever get a group together I'm 100% making this salesman a character. The players will have enough for a singular low end actual magic item, or they can stop by the park for the crazy wizard and his cart.

@thepolarphantasm2319 8 месяцев назад

I have had the idea for a while to use an AI of Dennis Prager's voice as "Denny Prager, Conservative DM" It should have Morrowind amounts of racism in it but actual real world racism used in even dumber ways than any elder scrolls game could hope to*! And lots of weird diatribes about non-racist things as well, but yeah Idk why Prager feels like the guy for this role in my head but he gives me worst case scenario Zordon from power rangers vibes and I gotta use em lol (* - This is not a challenge or a dare or anything, Todd... if you're reading this, please don't feel a need to display the true power of Bethesda Game Studios)

@nechologan1065 8 месяцев назад

need the 24/7 live stream of this

@NixNack 8 месяцев назад

Holy magic buttholes I love this series

@StanSays 8 месяцев назад

The sneeze bit was priceless!

@chrisj3938 8 месяцев назад

man you guys keep revisiting your greatest hits and i'm here for it

@borgyborg9399 8 месяцев назад

that potion of delayed sneezing was so good 😭

@common-peasant 8 месяцев назад

@3:10 this boomerang starting to give me anxiety with its suspense.

@zerodark3505 8 месяцев назад

Horno’s Magic Item Hole brightens my day

@TheCraftedCreepers95 8 месяцев назад

please never stop making these

@onetrickgirl 8 месяцев назад

Whenever I go to my grandparents house, they are always watching this. I just hope they don't buy anything from it. These all look like scam magic items

@mindeyez314 8 месяцев назад

We need the most honarable wizards content

@shawnferguson5681 8 месяцев назад

Of all the esoteric items featured, the one I find most mysterious was what appeared to be a grimoire or magical tome titled “Joey” that was tapped about 2:36. It must have some amnestic properties because I don’t remember any character like that in any show about companions ever. Good show!

@Biospark286 8 месяцев назад

Bro. I could watch Horno's Hole 24/7

@pixels_and_plants 8 месяцев назад

Nothing can beat a WWG skit. 😎

@jazeenharal6013 8 месяцев назад

These are my absolute favorite skits. Love you goofy bastards 😂

@MrRasta3600 8 месяцев назад

The boomerang gag had me in stitches.😂

@Scarfy101 8 месяцев назад

so glad he started for people who were just tuning in (i was unable to make it to the beginning of the broadcast this saturday at 9:00AM EST due to an unforgettable luncheon) also i love these products and how they make fun of actual rpg pro/con magic items, the boomerang of suspenseful return was bloody hilarious oh my god i love how the pumpkin only started working once he touched it, not only that but how every single joke stacks upon itself to multiply the boomerang. you guys are still some of the best comedic writers i've ever seen on youtube, i hope one day you can get your own show or something, this is fantastic.

@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy 8 месяцев назад

Horno's Hole always gets a few laughs out of me. 😂

@LSparkzwz 8 месяцев назад

Man I love the worldbuilding for these sketches, they're my favorite

@dumbLIKEaMOOSEz 8 месяцев назад

Dude, I like most of your videos, but this series is by far my favorite. Such a great and original idea; keep them coming!

@Wizards_with_Guns 8 месяцев назад

We will try our best!!

@BasilBrainstrom 8 месяцев назад

This is the best character on the entire channel.

@skalty9868 2 дня назад

The “dirty gnome” line coming immediately after dropping the quill was such a good bit

@crustfirstfilms 8 месяцев назад

YOOOO Wizards! I just wanna say how much you inspire and make me and my friends laugh. Never Stop Making

@loragex 8 месяцев назад

Horno's Hole sketches are my absolute favorite. I love seeing people talk nonchalantly about magic items and their insane level of danger.

@MemekingJag 8 месяцев назад

I would call that Chekov's Boomerang, except the real Chekov's Boomerang was destroyed in the Age of Doubt and Queasiness.

@zacharyrollick6169 8 месяцев назад

But wouldn't that make its return all the more unexpected.

@MemekingJag 8 месяцев назад

@@zacharyrollick6169 the prophecies say it will only return when it has the greatest dramatic effect, and will usher in a new trilogy of blockbuster hits.

@jkennard10 8 месяцев назад

I honestly hoped the skull would return.

@gwynjustice6664 8 месяцев назад

Jokes on you I need that potion, I have a cursed ring of growth I can’t take off.

@HEYimHeroic 8 месяцев назад

yes!!!! i've been looking forward to a followup of this series!!! :D

@tygerinthenight3255 8 месяцев назад

Now, I want a clock that tells me its the most random times.

@microaggressions 8 месяцев назад

This is literally the only thing that I would watch all day and all night long

@stabngab 8 месяцев назад

I sincerely hope this series never ends, you guys are so hilarious 💜🧙‍♂🔫

@sweepea38 8 месяцев назад

Excuse me, these are all the most useful items in my inventory.

@bladekick6405 8 месяцев назад

Never dissapoints. Awesome real laughs. Thanks guys

@ShockedTaiLung 8 месяцев назад

This is so creative would love to incorporate something similar in a D&D campaign

@cyborgbob1017 8 месяцев назад

I knew that boomerang was setup from the beginning yet it returned at the perfect time and it was still a complete surprise! Well done guys!

@danterodriguez03 8 месяцев назад

Horno's magic item hole has to be one of my favorite series

@HesGotaGun505 8 месяцев назад

I love these sketches and I could watch countless more like it.

@cheapshotfishing9239 8 месяцев назад

Michael looks to be enjoying his special cocktail in this one

@knightofiron 8 месяцев назад

Wait, it's illegal in the territories of Skeent, that's one of the places they were talking about on the Blo Gogurt show.

@zomi3676 8 месяцев назад

"ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IVE BEEN CUT :(" - Horno

@xenobis7534 8 месяцев назад

Yes, another Horno's Magic Item Hole! I love these. They're such a nice mix of skit and just coming up with weird stuff.

@smileyp4535 7 месяцев назад

"A bell that's never been rung" / "virgin bell" is an amazing fantasy sounding item, props to whoever came up with that 😂😂😂

@thescatologistcopromancer3936 3 месяца назад

I felt that peek coming after the first "moving on" and it still killed me. Perfect

@michyoung77 8 месяцев назад

I was REALLY hoping for another installment of this series.

@TheFoxStalksHisPrey 8 месяцев назад

This is my favorite returning skit by far.

@user-ff2kc4yb7c 8 месяцев назад

Hornos Hole by far the best skit series in RU-vid history

@Kramerica962 8 месяцев назад

The return of that boomerang was certainly susspenful

@winterexplores 8 месяцев назад

I honestly want to play dnd in your world. It’s so colorful.

@Milkex 8 месяцев назад

This has to be one of my favorite recurring sketches! Amazing how y'all come up with such funny shit every single time

@aruspex243 6 месяцев назад

THE BOOMERANG OF SUSPENSEFUL RETURN brilliant lmao

@iericlopez8354 8 месяцев назад

YEEEEESSS BEEN WAITING FOR MORE OF HORNOS HOLE!!

@soundrogue4472 6 месяцев назад

4:09 that item would be useful for turning damaged/ useless blades into fine dining items so a rusty sword? Boom! Fine dining!

@cabbage2329 8 месяцев назад

YES!!! I've been wanting more of this series! I'm so glad to see it's back! Keep up the great work, you guys!

@briancook4862 8 месяцев назад

Joint went nicely with this video, could not stop laughing, great job!

@jakesorenson6152 8 месяцев назад

This guy is a better actor than 75% of netflix roles

@AAAAAA-613 8 месяцев назад

I think this is tied with G is For Jesus for my favorite ongoing series you guys make!

@DanielLCarrier 8 месяцев назад

That scabbard sounds really useful for getting rid of cursed swords.

@Naija_Ninja 5 месяцев назад

The subversion of expectations at the draught of amnesia segment was gold 10/10

@Officer_duh 8 месяцев назад

That “hmm” in the credits was hilarious.

@BenjaminRegen 5 месяцев назад

He just has the perfect tone of distaste😂

@VitroVine 8 месяцев назад

Nice detail that he lets go of the pen before saying "a dirty gnome". Makes sense why so many of his items are made from gnomeskin

@reidparker-hicks349 8 месяцев назад

I want more of these but specifically with the time jack-o-lantern

@dblevins343 6 месяцев назад

The Boomerang of suspensful return was killing me

@ayochill9716 8 месяцев назад

I love Hornos Hole 😂 This is one of my favorite types of videos you guys make 👏

@PeterLedergerber 8 месяцев назад

For real, i would unironically watch this if this would be a real teleshopping channel on TV. This shit is amazing.

@K4g4m1 8 месяцев назад

The Boomerang of going out to buy some milk

@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 4 месяца назад

I'm impressed with the fact that you didn't directly tell the audience that he spilled the sneezing potion and drank the amnesia potion

@beafraidofinsectattack 2 месяца назад

This episode is fking amazing. Not only is it nostalgic, but it's genuinely funny and entertaining. Everybody also likes catalogs, so creature lists, item lists, and other such are pretty nice to watch