The MOST CURSED Magic Items on the Market.

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If you call now you'll receive your order, PLUS a random magical item of my choosing. That's right you could win sandals of slipperiness, goggles of fogged vision, or even... the bug flute! Wait what is that last one? Is it a flute only bugs can hear? Or a tiny flute FOR bugs? Oh... wait... it's a regular flute MADE of bugs... sorry about that. Now remember folks! Horno always keeps his hole is always filled... with magical deals!
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Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
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@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

What's the most underrated spell in the Obamanomicon?

@noahsettelen3475 Год назад

Chimney Ass

@thefallenjedi66 Год назад

Pay taxes

@VapidVulpes Год назад

The ability to can

@salkjshaweoiuenvohvr Год назад

2x voting impact. You can objectively underrate anything!

@mewingdaspider7818 Год назад

Pervertius Maximus! It allows you to turn invisible, but only in private spaces, such as some one’s home, or a bathroom.

@leahrice5827 Год назад

POV: it’s 2005, you fell asleep on the couch with the tv on, and you wake up at 3:07 am to this

@Shanafel Год назад

imagine you fall asleep then you wake up like 100 years later to this

@savageaxe4207 Год назад

It's 5:30 AM rn so really felt😂

@jacobc9221 Год назад

It'd take some Mageius Magic for that to happen with such a young video.

@Formersnail6631 Год назад

That is a very specific time you said there

@noodlewater12 11 месяцев назад

That happened to me with xacier renegade angel. Wasnt sure if i was awake

@davidburnett5049 Год назад

The delivery on "fortunately I dont have a mom. ..." Had me. Well done

@ryanmccampbell7 8 месяцев назад

That moment when he wonders briefly and then just pushes the thought away...

@defvent Год назад

What a great deal! 120 for a triple pack of Nalnar potions. I can take all 3 of them and gain 3 powers. Think about it, you can only lose my sight once.

@ProtozoanKid Год назад

The second sight you lose is your foresight, which makes the third potion seem all the better!

@jonathonellis5604 Год назад

and the last potion takes your hindsight, making you think this was the best idea in the world

@Ultrasemen Год назад

@@jonathonellis5604 sounds like that one is practically free

@kaminachos5129 Год назад

If you wear the hat of spectral permanence, you can just use ghosts to see where you're going.

@Kyle-nm1kh 10 месяцев назад

Yeah but it's clearly a scam

@Daniel_3322 Год назад

Poor Nugnug he just wants a full frogs eye view of the thunder swamps

@RipperMaggoo Год назад

Unbelievable, I've been looking everywhere for that r2d2 figurine. The last time I saw it was in a witch's buttho.....

@glass6582 3 месяца назад

I’m about 70 percent sure that r2d2 was an old bop it I had when I was a kid.

@YallShallPerish Год назад

If it's actually got "slurt" in it... you've got a small fortune on your hands.

@goawayihavecommentstomake1488 Год назад

This is what I would consider “classic” WWG. The perfect blend of weirdness, silliness, awkwardness, vaguely 90s inspiration, and a nerdy theme. And such a fast work / upload rate! Damn, son, keep this up!

@jburchardt Год назад

I 100% agree!

@MarkCliffeIsGay Год назад

"Vaguely 90's inspiration" I'm pretty sure this is based on Stephen King's "Needful Things"

@goawayihavecommentstomake1488 Год назад

@@MarkCliffeIsGay I don’t know that story, but plenty of their skits have a 90s vibe to me.

@sunbirth4795 5 месяцев назад

the fuck do you mean classic? this is a year old?

@CerealExperimentsMizuki 19 дней назад

There's a lot of Lovecraft references I'm this and me being a big fan of his works, I love this video.

@VorpalStorm Год назад

Please stop lighting the candle. Every time someone forgets their mom, I have to remember her.

@ZuquapStudios Год назад

I will pay grossly overprice for those fish boots. Disgustingly overprice. I need those boots

@lostmarble540 Год назад

Nugg-Nugg seems like a trustworthy name. I think you should give the ring to them

@mangoman1177 Год назад

Uhhhh… is your name Nugg-Nugg by any chance?

@lostmarble540 Год назад

Nope. Furthermore, I am an incredibly untrustworthy person.

@thestraycat69 10 месяцев назад

@@lostmarble540nug nug is a Saint, we all know witches are well, anyway nug nug needs it to help others.

@Warriormon87 9 месяцев назад

@@thestraycat69He said crone not witch. Witches are bad but crones are wise, everyone knows that.

@gaIIowsCaIibrator 2 месяца назад

As a Nugg-Nugg believer, I agree. Give them the ring.

@RLAzoth Год назад

I would watch a two hour version of this video. I laughed so hard.

@martletkay Год назад

I know, right?

@kingcyrusrodan6772 Год назад

I would pay these guys so much money to make a 2 hour long version ngl

@THATGuy5654 Год назад

"This just makes everything inside sort of taste like banana milk... This one's not for sale." I just can't. 🤣

@milbo06 Год назад

I love the descripzion of the wizard Especially the "soaking wet" and "Mitch"

@randomsimpson Год назад

For real, the "Mitch" was the best fourth-wall break I've seen in a while

@farribastarfyre Месяц назад

@@randomsimpson4th wall break?

@Koopkiris Месяц назад

Mitch is the 3rd person that runs the channel, and the person playing the wizard

@farribastarfyre Месяц назад

@@Koopkiris ah

@LunarDelta Год назад

Does the Obamanomicon contain the spells that were banned by the 2021 Wizard Council? I've always wanted to try Greater Baja Blast and Homoerotic Vortex but haven't been able to find the incantations anywhere.

@nikossalonica9339 Год назад

That's the most obscure reference I've seen

@codebracker Год назад

Yes, but the "summon ketamine ape" page is missing

@sirshrooma Год назад

@Jack Smith Yeah but the original copy you can purchase as a collectors item comes with a misprint where it's actually the spell for "Cocaine Monkey". They didn't notice the slip up until the incident with that one monastery where all the monks who referenced the spell book experienced rapid body hair growth and a strong desire to "go ape mode on these hoes".

@PlaceBotox 11 месяцев назад

@jacksmith5233 nah, but it does have minor testicular torsion. Be carreful because it's the misprint version where the spell is directed at the caster. Found that one out myself. 😞

@dylanwillmon5672 9 месяцев назад

@@PlaceBotox😊

@zachgoodwin2379 Год назад

I’m still waiting for Magius to pop out selling a gun.

@2percentright Год назад

Magius started carrying a gun after a bunch of his fellow wizards went missing under mysterious circumstances

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

We had the on the script lol

@Warriormon87 9 месяцев назад

@@Wizards_with_Gunsis that Magius gagged there?

@MeatyWhack 10 месяцев назад

"May the nightborne quiver at the utterance of his name" Absolute gold

@ragingfilthycasual Год назад

That look right after, "I have no mom" lmao

@littlepipgamingfun8442 Год назад

This channel has given me so much inspiration for my dnd campaigns

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

That makes us happy to hear!

@wertm123 Год назад

A wizard's butthole is the perfect McGuffin!

@SeaIbass Год назад

-near sighted -Mitch Is that a bonus or a detriment

@loganfury7433 Год назад

Another instant classic, I don’t know how you guys come up with such fascinating concepts

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

We hold hands for hours till one pops out

@Kyle-nm1kh 10 месяцев назад

@@Wizards_with_Gunsand then what

@Leo-sd3jt 7 месяцев назад

@@Kyle-nm1khthen they realize that their zipper is open

@22burnsie Год назад

My Elementary school teacher had one of those hats that let you not see the ghosts, but she only gave it to kids that were really loud and afraid of ghosts

@charleslovell5315 Год назад

Fine, I’ll just refresh the item shop

@FlameMage2 Год назад

This was phenomenal! The 1:36 bit slayed me and the throw away lint twizz shot omg.

@atmazee Год назад

some of the best things i own were given to me by a dying crone on a stump

@GelatinousStube Год назад

You just know Horno’s broadcasting this to every crystal ball, scrying pool and dreaming individual within range, 24-7…

@keiseyku Год назад

Ah yes the Obamanomicon. Hopefully has the spell to summon Obunga

@joelou Год назад

So many good bits in this one made me crack up. Too many to list. Love it!

@Emperor_Atlantis Год назад

Honestly. With this one you knocked it out of the park again. I laughed soo hard. Really what a creative geniouses are you guys. Unbelievable 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

Thanks so much that means a ton man!!

@Emperor_Atlantis Год назад

@@Wizards_with_Guns I showed this to my girlfriend and she laughed too!😂

@nugnug1139 Год назад

I'd be really interested in that ring

@kingcyrusrodan6772 Год назад

Underrated comment of the century

@patton_josh Год назад

I'll take the sign ring! My name is Nugnuuuuuuuuuuhhhh...........Jeremy.

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

Sure thing Jeremy ;)

@douglane3962 Год назад

Every time y'all upload, I'm more and more convinced that you guys need to get picked up by adult swim

@MrWebbeth Год назад

I went to Magical College with Horno! Glad to see he's doing so well

@brycefoshee8866 2 месяца назад

00:42 it took me like 5 rewatchings to realize that he has a mom, he just forgot about her because the candle isn't lit lmao

@randomsimpson Год назад

"Wand of Screaming" *Goblin gooch core* I usually prefer their scrotal-seam, *butt* you're not far off. Also, that pause after "I don't have a mom". Holy shit. I'm less than a minute in, and I keep having to pause to laugh. Definitely gonna be another classic! This should absolutely be a recurring character, like the Mexico Bros. I kinda want to use some of these (and whatever else you might come up with) in my next D&D game

@OmegaHeroLegacy Год назад

I'd like to buy... ALL of this. Do you accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and Hogwarts Express? Also, does the wizard come in green?

@2percentright Год назад

You asking if his skin or his cloak comes in green?

@calvinanderson4245 Год назад

@@2percentright yes.

@Studiepi Год назад

Do u accept clash of clans gems???

@ElpSmith Год назад

Antiques Roadshow but for magic items a.k.a. something I never knew I needed until now

@2percentright Год назад

I don't know what Niel expected. You try Hocking cheap magical artifacts on camera 10 hours straight without a break. You'll piss your pants too!

@JJEERRPP Год назад

Once again you guys made me cry-laugh on a shitty day. I fucking love the lot of you

@7071DG Год назад

Well hold one, some of these are pretty cool! I bet I can protect the ring from nug nug

@2percentright Год назад

Sounds like something NugNug would say

@7071DG Год назад

@@2percentright 😅😶

@claytalian9091 Год назад

I could've continued watching this for hours 🤣

@kingcyrusrodan6772 Год назад

Same

@attilay2k224 Год назад

You never miss with these skits guys lmao

@fatt_dragon Год назад

I am Nug Nug! You have made a fatal error!

@utubeiskaren7796 4 месяца назад

You should've made a Nug Nug alt account just for this comment

@fatt_dragon 4 месяца назад

@@utubeiskaren7796 damn, you right

@Arbyshasthemeats Год назад

I am incorporating these into my D&D Campaign

@starwarsnerd5524 Год назад

Bruh I wish you guys would get more views it's saddening the algorithm hasn't hit you yet.

@PeytonPearson Год назад

"This one's not for sale." and the little "Never mind" on the info corner has me W E A K.

@DianaTheVixen Год назад

Ah, so that's why wizard hats look like that! They try to hide the hats of ghastly cowardice

@K9.coordinated Год назад

I'm thinking boots that turn you to fish combined with tharxian steel ring sould get the job done. Don't worry, I'm not Ņůģņůģ.

@Wizards_with_Guns Год назад

Hmmm you spelt that the way only NugNug would…

@nolsterbuckr8496 Год назад

Wand of screaming? Now I can finally prank my parents! Just need to find their credit card first.

@GG256_ Год назад

This is one of the greatest skits I've ever seen. Me and my best friend keep asking each other if things have slurt

@Dead2you 4 месяца назад

as an art major the "comes in grey/mauve" sent me over the fkn edge. took me back to the color wheel. you guys dug deep with "mauve" lmfao.

@asachava8366 8 месяцев назад

Honestly if they just made a weekly 30 minute show of just this I’d be a happy little clam

@TheSneezingBison Год назад

I will take it all for 0.99

@2percentright Год назад

The shipping and handling is where they get'cha

@martletkay Год назад

Oh my god, this was amazing. But I'm not opening my coin purse until you have boots of flamingo-kind.

@WellwornDaz Год назад

That hesitation when he realised he forgot his mother was perfect.

@TheEyeGuy13 Год назад

Poor mitch. Why not just cast a subtle spell and escape?

@HumdrumSuperior Год назад

He's a wizard, not a sorcerer. He doesn't have access to metamagic sadly.

@WD_Gaster66 Год назад

@@HumdrumSuperior He could've picked Metamagic Adept, you never know

@CarmeloPiccione 3 месяца назад

1:45: Randomly touches a dirty twizzler remnant. Horno does this gag in other videos actually but the item he taps is different.

@RNG-999 Год назад

Ah finally.. another installment of Horno's Hole.

@Joe_Dax 2 месяца назад

That chalice would actually have a lot of value for weight loss

@urbancommando6357 Год назад

YOOOO I actually HAVE the Bloodsworn Chalice of Ukshaar Sz'voth in my cabinet! I've only used it for egg nog, didn't taste like bananas so maybe mine is different.

@SirLancearon Год назад

can we get someone to post these bois to the front page of reddit again? they deserve it.

@Asher-oo4bb 2 месяца назад

It took 70 years but magical realism finally reached the US

@anthonyjackson4840 Год назад

THEY CAPTURED MAGIUS

@therussianspy0725 Год назад

I need me that hat of spectral occurance

@IfYoureFeelingAdventurous Год назад

This was fuk!ng hilarious. how does this channel not have 1MIL subs?

@lukeburns533 Год назад

The freaking Obomanomicon is incredible

@Karzikann Год назад

shit I think that there may be more than one of some of those items as I have a very similar r2d2 figure. I wonder if they do something when all collected? oh and also you can very easily avoid the blindness from the potions by simply mixing them all together first so the blindness cancels out. That's a pro tip only us real witches and wizards know

@sexywheels07 Год назад

Please do more of these I cannot express how much this is a franchisable idea please do more of these I love them so much it would make me so happy

@happytom7259 Год назад

Damn, I'm stealing all of these for my d&d campain. My players are gonna hate me 🤣

@taylordiamond Год назад

Please do more of these, this was solid gold!

@briand8335 Год назад

So im interested in the hat of ghastly cowardice, but was hoping there was maybe, some other options in color. Red seems a bit bright.

@captainfach 7 месяцев назад

Honestly guys I've seen all of your videos and these magic item ones are absolutely my favorite. As long as you keep making them I will keep showing up to laugh at them

@anonnofaruque6769 Год назад

Ah yes more cursed items for my dnd shops

@DarthOmelette 10 месяцев назад

2:00 Spells? Those sound more like misspells to me!

@quranquranqquran 9 месяцев назад

“Folks you’re gonna love this “ *touches twisler* lmao killed me

@afterschoolspectacular Год назад

This one was amazing guys. Keep it up

@loganb7059 2 месяца назад

I’ve got a traveling merchant NPC who sells junk and now I think I know exactly the voice to use for them. (They’re a kobold named Jenk, and their traveling shop is called “Jenk’s Junk.”

@punkst3r 3 дня назад

I can tell the guys were just trying to make each other laugh when coming up with spells names like "chair puddle" and "chimney ass"

@TheDoomlord7 10 месяцев назад

Kudos to the people who make the props for this, they are really good.

@Srcsqwrn 3 месяца назад

The playlist is short, but worth it. Here's hoping for more!

@capitancrutch Год назад

I lost it at the wand of screaming😆

@mr.pastaman Год назад

Once you guys reach a million I say you do a stream of this for hours. And I'd watch it happier than when I watched Endgame. 😂🤣

@golesh-ow5dp Год назад

Honestly, my grandmother doesn't know English, so i xan probably convince her that it's a regular show .

@jameslangford4767 Год назад

A entire series of this would complete my life

@AvengeTheThrone Год назад

Holy crap you guys cant make one bad video can you? I was laughing so hard i was crying. 😂

@BrutallisWarhorse Год назад

Why can't I stop watching thia, its amazing

@robertpruchnik3683 Год назад

This video is still amazing months later 🤣

@reddeath4006 Год назад

Would love to see these items in later skits

@lucasjones3338 Год назад

2:00 Many might think this is a misprint, as Horno says here, but its actually an original used by Obama during his Obamaship. After his Obamaship, many spells were removed in editions used by non-Obamas