as an Australian, I don't get how the USA is sometimes called the US but the people living there drop the U out of most words that have them and replace the S in most words with a Z. WHY?!
That last one is glorious. Also, as a Texan, we in America don't use "Texan" as crazy, we usually just think of either wild west stereotypes or shotguns (or just guns in general). Cause that's what we're known for here.
@@madsfiedler3884 Buddy, you seen the gun shows round here? We ALL got some armaments. Even if where you're from is associated with guns, doesn't mean we ain't either.
That photo was in error. That was an after dinner gun, not a breakfast gun. Breakfast guns are usually snub nosed revolver. Calibre will vary depending on your diet.
4:38 The Birds Aren’t Real protest was actually a satirical protest! In part to show how crazy some conspiracy theory protests can be, but also to see how many people could believe that the protest was real. They made it on the news and everything, and the guy who organized it even made a TED talk. It’s actually super interesting!
@@George_Washington1732 i think we can all agree english is just fucked (my autocorrect says english is not the correct way to spell that so obviously its working) American english especially but all english is just confusing
6:07 The flags in classrooms are so people can face the flag if they want to say the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Its not required to do it, but the government says that every school has to let people do it, and the schools also host it, like teachers will say the pledge.
I must be old because it was required. Detention, sent to the principal's office and call your parents. Better hope you're not in a conservative school/area or have a religious teacher and don't say 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance....I got into alot of trouble in school for that stuff, lol.
2:35 Sorry to disappoint, the oil thing is mostly the Government and we usually keep our guns concealed to not make visitors too uncomfortable, just the right amount of uncomfortable, you never know who actually is armed and looking for oil... It adds to the experience, trust me.
@@СергійСавелов no but we dont want it now unless its for bullets and other military applications (because if we started using imperial for our weapons then it would be unfair to everyone else)
While many people will think this is a joke, or a meme, it is basically the truth. when Football was invented many people started playing it, and not everyone used the same rules, so a name had to be given to the original sport to separate it from the other versions. The name that was given was Soccer, and it was short for Association Football. There are still two other sports that are major and originated from the original Football. those games are Rugby and American Football.
I am not British but it's Football because it's played only with your feet, like there's a sport called Handball which is basically the same just using hands not feet. By this logic American Football should be called Handegg 😂
Fun fact: in 1984 Red Dawn, where the soviets invade America, there was a McDonalds shooting scene, but was sadly cut due to an actual shooting at a McDonald’s close to the release, so they cut it
5:17 Rugby, Crisps, Colour. I will say these words in place of the American English versions till the day I die and nobody can stop me thanks to the freedom of speech! Ahahahha! Behold its a double edged sword!
Eagles- burgers bacon, guns and the video haven’t even started yet it just a prediction *Edit*Oh yea I forgot miletary and Karens 1’min into the vid 😂 *Edit* 2.46 I forgot about oil! And to clarify the eagle 🦅 means freedom!! *Edit* 4.56 i can’t believe I forgot about “healthcare”
At this point I’m starting to suspect that Jersey, Texas and Florida are evolving.. and merging together and spreading… Alaska is the only place that can resist
1:18 for those who want to know: the British are the ones who invented the imperial system but they changed to metric when the *french* invented the metric system. America however unlike every other country, decided to keep the imperial system.
@@caliberthecow3727 no it's because McDonald's always have a stupid broken ice-cream machine and Wendy's got my order wrong twice in 2023 alone, and they made the food more expensive
Couple things: the more complicated things are, theoretically we’ll be smarter, right? Most importantly: A lot of us are self aware, and you literally can’t make fun of us in anyway that we don’t already make fun of ourselves for.
This was one of the funniest videos you have done. Please do this again sometime but maybe a couple memes for each state in alphabetical order. I love this country and making fun of it is super fun too.😁😆🙃
The way you pronounced Arkansas(Arken-saw) is a huge point of contention here actually. I've seen fist fights break out over how it's spelled and pronounced differently.
I am Canadian and actually use freshman and sophomore, freshman just means you're a fresh man to the school, sophomore translates to "sharp moron" or clever idiot, because in the second year, you understand nothing, but at the same time you understand a lot
6:00 The rest of the world has achieved a utopian state without US intervention and is deciding whether to help them out or let them wipe themselves out... It's a really tough choice...
12:36 kettles are used for more than tea, you can use it for boiling water for all sort of other stuff like coffee, pasta and cooking in general. Hell I use it when baking bread to heat up water and I use it when making beer. Shit got range is all I'm sayin
@@MrChristianDT ye but boiling water on the gas is literally 2+ times slower then kettle. Guys kettle is about 10 dollars where I live and I'm genuinely shocked it's not a house hold item.
As a Midwestern, I relate to that slight moment of panic until you realize they're just testing the tornado sirens. But for where I live, they test the sirens every third Saturday of every month at 10:30 AM
I mean to be fair an ambulance is not a taxi its an emergency transport with the ability to keep a patient alive in route if you are not actively dying you should get to the hospital some other way.
Okay, but you're implying non-Americans just call an ambulance willy-nilly whenever they feel like going to the hospital. That's not the case, it is absolutely treated as an emergency vehicle. The difference is that no one needs to avoid calling an ambulance in case of actual emergencies.
@@acupofcoffee.please As someone with multiple EMT in the family people DO call ambulances willy-nilly. People get hurt and panic calling the ambulances for minor injuries all the time.
@@happyjohn354 First, that still doesn't mean the average person would be much more likely to do that in Europe, but more importantly, I'd still rather have a few unnecessary calls placed than having people avoid calling an ambulance even when hurt because they fear the costs! Everything has its drawbacks, sure, but comparing a minor increase in wasted resources to potentially having people die over emergencies they can't afford reveals just how minor those resource concerns should be.
American: "we have AC! You sit at home and sweat!" Europe: "you wear a sweater and a blanket, in your home, with the AC on. We just take off the sweater."